Rosebud Frozen Peas

[TheLairOfRockwhales]

cuntry goodness

and green peaniss

[MBisony]

0:07

[AntiVenom36]

LMFAO when Orson Welles said green peaness. Sounds like he just said green penis. XD

[krazyzark]

@AntiVenom36 congrats. you got the joke.

[AntiVenom36]

@krazyzark Thanks! :D

[busessuck1]

...press 2 and then 8

[SuperPantube]

search for TheCritcFan and find all the SEASONS OF THIS SHOW AMAZING

[TLSoulDude]

I randomly quote this in front of my family. They think it's hilarious.

[PlayIt4MeAgainSam]

This cartoon is hilarious!! 

[Mysterypea]

Oh dear.

[HotsumaLaizenJou]

But it doesn't work if he says it as "pea greenness" either! These entendres are unstoppable!

[Kendrick1010]

i just finaly got the full joke behind this. thank you, Humanities class for teaching me about Orson Welles and William Randalph Hearst.

[Sarlagon]

When you press 8, he makes it known that he's fucking his beard.

[meemoxz]

press 7 repeatedly for literal clucking.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[KapitaenM]

...wait, that's terrible.

[xvideoxgamerrx]

he's eating frozen peas?

[foxh8er]

Wow. LaMarche had to do this..TWICE!

[Blah3156]

If you want to hear him say 'fucking my beard' then press 8 now and have a wonderful time!

[ubersedanshaggy]

when he says full of count- press 3...

full of cunts and green penis

[JIPALIG]

Just a handfull for the road

[graydog8]

One of the best animated commercial bits ever!!

[HydroMonsoon]

Why can't I stop watching this?

[LostInPhilly89]

Pony Fortress 2 brought me here.

[PunkFreak331]

Press 7 for fucking my beard

[iantlueck]

This is one of the funniest jokes in any animated sitcom ever. Makes me laugh every single time.

[CaptMARNEY]

Oh what luck, there's a french FRY stuck in my beard.

[brandon91616]

"pea-ness" reminds me of one time when my English teacher told the class "If you do all these things, you can just sit back, relax and let the A-ness come down upon you..."

[nurb101]

This is SUCH A NEED for an updated critic... so many horrible movies, celebs, and decisions to spoof.

[thedarkpath44]

There's something you won't see in "Citizen Kane."

[Geshien]

Ah, phallic puns.

[VinnyVanYiffy]

someone please make Orson Welles Plays Minecraft!

*Sees creeper* Oh what luck, green penis!

*he approaches it, it explodes* Oh that's terrible I quit.

[Lengry]

Brain, is that you?

[Dylanjraub]

I died at the "oh yeah" at the end xD

[DohEntertainment]

69 dislikes :3

[xBlackjack413x]

Yes. Rosebud frozen peas.

[REDteamdemoman]

French Fry Stocking?

[TheFlamingDoh2]

Press 2-3-8-9-9-9-4

Full of cunts and green penis fucking my beard *sex noises* wait that's terrible, I quit.

[GOXSTRAP]

Press 8 for: "F*cking my beard"

[yourpalal1227]

Full of country goodness and green PINGAS!

[PunkFreak331]

Press 8 for Fucking My Beard

[BooNube]

Press 2 and 8 "Full of cunt fucking my beard".

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

Welcome R33MIX Fans

[scarbadk]

keep pressing 4 for under the table blowjob

[WillyM79]

keep pressing 9

[HPlookalike94]

green peaness/penis.

[FrohmanEliteMovies]

The Brain just said penis! There goes my childhood...

[rushnerd]

@FrohmanEliteMovies

peaness

[DasWobble]

press 1 then 3 Buttsex

[DasterTheStalker]

press 8 and when he said fucking my press 7 for clock

[XScarredHeart]

YES, ALWAYS.

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

7 then 8.

"Oh what luck! There's a french fry fucking my beard!"

[frkman24]

Press 2, 3, 8, "Full of cunts and green penis fucking my beard!"

[peacefrog1916]

Pinky and the Brain!!!!

[pokeybadger]

After watching it a couple hundred times I realized he meant "Green pea-ness"...

[LizardKing4831]

@pokeybadger I didn't get that until I read your comment

[BananaPhoPhilly]

@pokeybadger lol thx i had it all wrong XD

[smoothrasin]

@pokeybadger What? he didn't say GREEN PENIS?! But i had a knock knock joke already written! Google me at asshole.com lol

[MultiSinoda]

he shoulda got a ketchup packet out for that french fry!! : D

[icedragoon707]

im going to download this. im not sure why

[CuppaAvenger]

@icedragoon707 I did the same thing! I think its that voice.

[icedragoon707]

@CuppaAvenger its a sexy voice, what can you do about it

[sneaksmasher]

press 2 then 8 'sense green penis fucking my beard'

[sneaksmasher]

@sneaksmasher i mean 3 then 8

[UberKrassMann]

@Poohbearaod uuuuhm that might be because brains voice is supposed to be orson welles....

[Mitsu3474]

@Poohbearaod It's the same voice actor. He was also the voice of Orson Welles in the Tim Burton film Ed Wood.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

If you press 0, 3, 8, 9, 4 you get,

"Rosebud, s'a green...penis 'uckin' my beard. Mmm...oh, yeah. Wait, that's terrible!

[gojira4life]

@SuperMarkerComicBro You should quit! But, feel free to take a handful for the road.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@gojira4life I'll head out to the country goodness.

[gojira4life]

@SuperMarkerComicBro Hmmm try this on for size! *kills you* Aren't they BETTER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?

[wonchopmonkeyman]

Press 7 for chicken

[SSaorise]

i dont get it

[bazookasforbunnies45]

@SSaorise pea-ness

[DestroyedArkana]

Maurice does the best Orson Welles.

[bloodydart42]

@SmashLiXs shut the fuck up little cunt you dont know jack shit suck on some green peaness

@Gotmilk0112 enjoy the video my good man

@MrLunitunz you may enjoy the video too cant we all stop arguing :)

[mytruepower2]

Is there something so wrong with this show, with this segment, that we really need to splice it up to find it funny? This show was hilarious, this segment was hilarious, and those of you that can't appreciate the original humor of it are just distracting us who actually loved the show for what it was. Seriously, you guys need to stop.

[ProfessorIgor]

Maurice Lamarche.. AWESOME !!!!

[tiben36]

damn, this is the brain's voice

[hizon089]

Why does he have the Brain's voice from Pinky and the Brain?

[artstuff1232001]

@hizon089 He's voiced by the same voice actor.

[xentithemonster]

Why is this so funny? I don't understand why I'm laughing so hard, but I am.

[chuckles1252]

why do i want to watch futurama now?

[MemorySpark]

And frozen pea-ness? YES.

[JonArt93]

0:08 He's cock-eyed lol.

[LazerChicklets]

same thing we do every night pinkie

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[lordkremlore]

Are you sure that's the voice of Maurice LaMarche? To me it sounds like Vincent Price but then again his voice can be intimidated easily, as awesome as it is.

[liamisultimate7788]

Green peaness..i think the people who made this knew they made him really sound as if he was saying green penis

[Moonchipz]

MAURICE LAMARCHEEEEE

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

0 3 8 9 4

Rosebud...s'a green penis fuckin' my beard. Oh, yes...Wait, that's terrible!

[Garchompking555]

All I can think of when I see this is: "Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night? The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the World!"

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Green PEANESS: usual, I see.

[sinjyn66]

green peaness, Ill go down on you if thats not right.

[MickyMr95]

green penis?

[abbadeen]

and after this video was made, he took over the world with his green peeness'

[Ziggylata]

3 for Send Green Penis

[antiderivative]

Green Peaness

[LivesForJihad]

Press 7 for Cluck

[rageahollic33]

why do people compare this to family guy? i like both shows. but really its all diffrent

[ThemOldaBoys]

green penis? run that by me again?

[Sommenofatoboy]

tf2

[quanmandetil]

0:07

[knerrvana]

I don't want to emulate the current second highest rated comment but if you press 3 he says send green penis

[Threeballer97]

I would have a beautiful life if french fries got stuck in my hair that I could eat.

[GutsyguyPrime]

Press 8 for "Fucking my beard"

[burntbowser]

press 7 for CLUCK

[JonnyCashmore]

Once again Family Guy beats a horse to death long after it ceased to be funny. Not amusing. Not creative. That's family guy.

[therunningman09]

@JonnyCashmore oh man it's about time people are finally realizing that! Family Guy has always been a mediocre show. I just can't believe how long so many people took to see that!

[Ebrainiac1]

There's much peaness going on here.

[TurkishPhantom]

Pause. Press 8. "Fuck in my Beard."

[jaranarm]

This show had actual substance and structure, the way The Simpsons, Duckman, King of the Hill, South Park, and Dilbert had. Family Guy has nothing but excessive cultural references and slapstick toilet humor with no real regard to its story or characters.

[Zolrak666]

@jaranarm And full of boring long jokes, references not everyone gets and irrelevant flashbacks.

GREEN PENIS!

[bigres23]

U know whats ironic, he is voiced by who voiced Brain, and Brains voice is modeled after Orson Welles

[kyleisreallycool]

green peeness LOL

[wulf02]

press 9 for nom noming

[TheBadSpoon]

Press 6 repeatedly - infinite pea eating

Press 7 repeatedly - "cluck"

[MarcellusHellraiser]

3: Send Green Penis

5: Just a handful for the road

8: fucking my beard (I know it's 'uck in my beard', but this is funnier)

[TheGreatBman9]

Did he say penis or peaness?

[GothicTourettesGuyTV]

@TheGreatBman9 Penis

[NeptuneMS385]

@TheGreatBman9 It was supposed to be "Pea-ness", but since it sounds like penis, he says it's a terrible idea and quits.

[WeFallDivided]

one of my favortie shows. to bad it only ran for 2 SEASONS

[karanjhalaguy16578]

Meanwhile at Valv---I mean Bungie

[Dermy98cz]

press 8

FUCKING MY BEARD

[NovaZengear]

@Dermy98cz

press 3

send green penis

[Shashrat]

@Dermy98cz

and if you press 3 before he says and green penis fucking my beard...

[XatechChaos]

Green penis?

...Creepers?

[irishtrash15]

Press 6 to fire the orson welles pea cannon!

[PizzaPiss]

press everytime 6... it sounds like wanking^^

[ymmot392]

Repeatedly press 2 every time he says "country", but cut off the "ry" part of it.

Full of cunt

Full of cunt

[MO77H3W]

3, 5 , 9

Green penis, just a hanful for the road, *nomnomn* oh yeah

[Totema1]

7

Cluck.

[gunsnhalen]

I'm dying laughing at this:D oh yeah

[quanmandetil]

0:07

[MO77H3W]

Duck in my beard

[TheSuperantispy]

hold 4 wtf is he doin ?

[StaffSergeantPepper]

if you press 8 he sayd fucking my beard

[TheDirectorofFoo]

These commercial "The Critic" videos are basically interpreting the rest of Orson Welles' life in 50 seconds. It's incredible and so spot on.

He did a frozen peas commercial once, and hated it because it didn't make sense, so he left while recording. He did a lot of wine commercials, and did magic as a hobby. So many details into so few seconds.

[TheTDBeanie]

1. Pause

2. Press 8

3. F*cking My Beard.

[DisabledCreation]

green peanesSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS you SSSSSSSSSay!??!

[SuperSaiyan00Snake]

green peaness

[DrSentenial]

press 3 then 5 then 9

send green penis, just a handful for the road, nom nom nom oh yes

[captainrexproduction]

press 8

fucking my beard

[mmapp80]

@captainrexproduction

i hear duck in my beard

[XKemel]

@captainrexproduction or yucking my beard lol

[irishtrash15]

Press 7.

Cluck.

[mkzhero]

why? how did this happen? who to blame?

[ChosenOne41]

Green penis

[GutsyguyPrime]

Rosebud Frozen Peas: full of country goodness and "green pea-ness"

[havlorech]

Wow, Family Guy ripped off this show so hard. The difference is that The Critic was about a MOVIE critic, so the cutaway scenes like this one didn't seem like filler.

[Shrapnel82]

@havlorech the other difference being that The Critic was funny.

[TheFortuneCat]

@havlorech If you haven't noticed all that family guy is, is cultural referances.

[NYCPulpHero]

@havlorech yeah.. rip off? okay... uhm. no.

[HotBroodish]

@havlorech And this show was so much better.. whereas Family guy is retarded.

[SmashLiXs]

@HotBroodish they're both funny

[MrLunitunz]

@havlorech And, of course, The Critic is actually funny.

[SmashLiXs]

@MrLunitunz they're both funny

[MrLunitunz]

@SmashLiXs Maybe to you.

[SmashLiXs]

@MrLunitunz at least they're both on ign's top 100 animated shows

[MrLunitunz]

@SmashLiXs It honestly doesn't mean a thing.

[SmashLiXs]

@MrLunitunz fine but family guy is higher on the list

[Gotmilk0112]

@SmashLiXs And since when is "IGN" the know-all end-all of our opinions?

[SmashLiXs]

@Gotmilk0112 you can only say stuff like that if you know about ign, otherwise your comebacks aren't valid

[MrLunitunz]

@SmashLiXs What Newscorp thinks about animated shows honestly doesn't matter at all. And Family Guy is higher on the list because it's more popular, it's more popular because it's been on longer and has reached a wider audience. Doesn't mean by any stretch of the imagination that it's 'good', the most popular shows in America are dumb shit like 'American Idol' and 'Big Brother'.

[Gotmilk0112]

@SmashLiXs Uh..."comeback" ? What are you, 10? Last I checked, "IGN" was a gaming website. And what, their opinion is "right" and everyone else's opinion is invalid?

[SmashLiXs]

@Gotmilk0112 they have movies, tv, comics, & some anime info so apparently you haven't been there in a while

[Vildasnaga]

Id love to know what other work this voice actor does. He has such an interesting voice! (I know he did The Brain in pinky & the brain as well)

[megamarsvin]

@Vildasnaga He does a bunch of voices for Futurama but it's a long list.. His name is Maurice LaMarche, you can find all his work on IMDB. And yeah he's amazing :D

[holychaos3]

...

Just a handfull for the road.

[Rathdei]

press 8

****in' my beard.

[PhattyMilkz]

...just a handful for the road...

[cadman2300]

"full of country goodness and green pea-ness"

He's right. That is terrible. LOL

[sombersin]

@RobertsNetworkCom Send green penis.

[Darkman9000]

Press 5 then 3 quickly for "handsome green peaness"

[kurisux]

Almost 20 years later and this is STILL one of my favourite moments in any show ever! :D

[MartinPerssonDotName]

This became 10 times funnier after I found out he actually did walk out of a pea commercial after complaining about the scrip.

[Phantom95music]

Orson: with fresh green penis.... *laughs*

Director: dude wtf?

Orson: why did you write penis in the script?

Writer: What do you mean i me- OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..­.. meh, no one will notice

-.-" pah, i think everyone on youtube notices lol

[Wireless1016]

press 6 for peaness overload

[Philyo32]

Green peaness

[DimebagVision]

The Critic was always a good show to watch on Sunday nights back when Comedy Central used to be funny.