Panda Express Prank Calls

[panda2736]

Okkkkkk prank caller but i dont blame you

[AndreBadal]

LoL Look At The Video Response Above

[DrPHD1000]

what an idiot

[borntojustlive]

i did this to the one near me and they said, "if you ask for panda meat, i can call the police..." i'm just like oh shit.

[borntojustlive]

5:41

How do you know?

Because I know!  llolololol

[borntojustlive]

If I come at 9:15, will you sell me a panda?

Yehhh you come at 9:15 yhuu can getuh anyting you wanteh.

[4EvaYoung11]

@borntojustlive RACIST! LIKE U SHOULD DIE

[duhavifk]

is that frican lookin for a fried guerilla?

[TheKidOnTheM00N]

i am eating orange chickeeeennn from panda express right now.

[BurnRiderZ99]

This is not funny at all... Bad prank call

[Rebabe123]

this is funny, the guy obviously doesnt know he is getting pranked

[STATEPUFF125]

ROFL

[briandacolin]

wow really ppl!! its retarted!! i work in one at arizona lol i get these

[JazzManianDevil123]

damn am i the only one whoo likes this video

[StreetBallaGumby]

I love this call... Reminds me of Cranky Yankers

[PureAssassinIII]

Total waste of time, WTF this is not funny. It's fucking re-tarded.

[THEMATTBIGMAC]

panda express: 1

you: 0

[MistressRebekah]

You guys are morons. Not to mention, don't eat at Panda Express. One serving of the broccoli beef has as much fat as you're supposed to have for an entire day.

[ejuoi]

When ever I want to clean my colon once a month, i go to panda express. liquidates everything. try it.

[zeebra101]

i work at panda, its so loud in the kitchen and the phones are so quiet which is why nobody understands what youre saying on the phone lol. the first one made me lol tho

[Chlamydiab]

@zeebra101 I feel sorry for you for working at that place. The management is not that great from there and what the heck, they have this gay guy at the window in telling kids, "Where are your manners?" "Can you say please?" What the hell is that? I don't need my child to pay you all to teach my kids on how to be polite. Is that what you all do at Panda Express?

[michele8196]

I work at panda too, calls are NEVER creative. one tried for me to take down his name and it came out to MY BUDDAH IS DIRTY. as a white chick. doesnt offend me. i as well make people look stupid

[Jonathanyt]

loser

[Jethii]

I WORK AT PANDA.. THIS IS FUNNY...LOLZ

[michele8196]

I am a white and i work there too. i love when people prank call us. everyone just hands me the phone and i make them look stupid cuz the calls are never creative or funny

[Pieceofshota]

ONE PANDA PLEASE !

We don't sell panda meat. XD

[MsXhellokittyX]

so is he saying that he'll give you a panda at 9:15??? xDDDDD

[defenderoFreedom]

they cant speak english !!

so they just say "yes" or "yeah"

get an english speaker

[TR86]

WHAT A DUMB NIGGER

[LindsayLohansBox]

weak

[dippyegg97]

3:15 funniest part ever

[kharlos84]

hey i work at panda jajaja y work hi xD

[L1LROB]

I work in a panda in Kc...guess what we don't have any Crakers in our panda all of s are mexicans..even our manager is MEXICAN and Only One Manager and One Ass.manager Are White Girls other than that we all ROLE Panda Express...Hate '' Racist Crackers''....

[Zicarias]

Ok.  I can't even understand you enough to be insulted.

[200nikesdeep]

@L1LROB fuckin beeners making gook food ?

[ceoproperties]

@L1LROB spick, suck a dick!

[tripleterrific]

the lady at 3.00 hillarious

[IamFreeRu]

HAHAHA i just did it.

[dunceme101]

lol im the only white dude at my panda.

all the cooks are mexican and dont speak any english.

all the other people that work up front are asian women.

im a 6'4" white guy and i stand out.

a lot.

[mavsrule4725]

that made me lol

[crazycody11]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[gaminghackist]

they only hire asians becauseyou dumb white fucks cant cook for shit

[aznboi156]

LOLLLLL!!!! good shit

[Keyikey]

this is why i dislike alot of whites

[aznboi156]

same, they dont have anything better to do but to pick on races that have a different accent/ does not speak english very well.

[rayj778]

you are the reason why your father left your mother. dumb bitch.

[humanssucksballz]

lol i used to work there and since i'm oriental looking they made me a cashier but if you're a mexican you get to work at the kitchen!

[supergod58]

Yea washing dishes.

[DUCKMANUSA]

a panda wtf

[Jxx9llxxc]

bunch idiot

[culver09]

not funny!!!

[uglyestprince69]

man, you got really got no life to fucken to that all day...so freaken annoying...get a god damn life!!!

[4darin5]

HOT FOOD ENJOY!!!

[malchiorr67]

ROFL COPTER!!!!!!

[teazandzkrumpetz]

im going to buy a panda then cook it lol

[jordanMJK]

i want a panda

[Jemilyluvr]

you guys are fags there endaged creature you f ing bechs suck a moneys penis loser fuck up a tree!

[Zicarias]

hahaha, who taught you to speak English?

[Jemilyluvr]

shut up you deck!i meant to spell it like that dumbass!!! :DDD

[Zicarias]

In that case, I feel sorry for you!

[bgiff1010]

I just had panda cub stew. It was good but it was hard picking the meat off the bones.

[malchiorr67]

LOL!!!

[malchiorr67]

u like monkey penis in ur mouth and ur ass... fuck u even eat monkey!!!

[darkfire2020]

ahahahahahah this is great

[ashleyonwings]

I have supported and enjoyed your restaurants for many years. After visiting several locations in numerous states my friends and family who are of African American and Caucasion descent would like to know why is your server staff almost always Latino? There are many US citizens seeking employment who are not Latino. As much as love your food, I personally will no longer support your business if you are unable to diversify your staff.

[Jennifera143]

what makes you think that every latin or hispanic person you see working at a panda express is here illigaly...and coming from a person who is an african decent, you should realize that judging people is what others did to to african americans back in the days...so for you to say that comment is offensive to people that are just trying to make money...who ever you are you just need to know your IGNORANT!

[malchiorr67]

u are a mexican bitch... go to mexico u goddamm wetback... i punched one of you beaners today in school... it felt goooood

[Ouchers]

shut the fuck up faggot

[JerryTheStupidDevil]

fuck u ill fucken knock ur racist ass out bitch! motherfucker back ur shit up bitch!

[soanxious44]

you leave the same comment in every panda youtube video. the reason why many panda express hires latinos is because they are the one that are applyign for the jobs. many whites and blacks dont like to work in fast food places like panda becuas they think they are "too good" to work at those places. THAT IS WHY YOU DONT SEE BLACKS and WHITES workign at panda or other fast food places. SO YOU ASHLEYONWINGS SHOULD STOP BEING A RACIST AND JUST GET UP AND APPLY FOR A JOB!!!!!!!!!!

[lolatmarshall]

no they only hire asians

[h00z00]

not in texas. they hire an ass load of mexicans where i live.. not to be racis. hyst saying,

[finnedkiller]

Fuckk u .. You whit racist bitch .. even though i aint mexican .. Just hate rednecks son of a bitches like u

[suesozo]

I wana buy a female panda? Do you have a panda? Hella funny!!!!!!!!!!

[szaboszabo7]

i need a female panda! lol

[rickledickledingdong]

fags.

[atzthe15]

yo this shit is funny

[deviliciousangel235]

this is the stupidest unfunniest shi ever..

[Bullseye017]

You're stupid.

[roxley2006]

hahahahahahaha!! lmao

[JaccChen23]

fucking moron making a prank call on chinese restaurant....You are not funny, fucking moron...piece of shit....go fuck yourself

[xxMissyNxx]

Lol when he laughs. Whuaha funny vid.

[Tellingulikeitis]

Panda express sucks! Have you noticed how small their portions are now? Have you notice they don't put much sauce on things like sweet & sour pork and orange chicken. And what is with all the fuckin Mexicans working there.

[MonkizRool]

I agree bout the Mexicans and stuff but your just miserable and Jelous of the peeps who eat there!U prolly have a disorder and cant eat Chinese Food

[whyudoddat]

panda express owns you suck

[hugoboss229490]

Fuck @(@##

[RumbleHD]

Man you almost lost it on that last call.

[lovely82590]

the people on the phone are so confused i would have hung up.

[THR33ZEROTHR33]

haha nice

[viideojunkiee]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

[flyinghakusai]

That was great!! That was so awesome!! Freakin' funny! Haha! Thanks for making my day!

[yurdamannowdog]

My panda express commercial tastes better than this.

[vmtube0820]

You, a group of country bumpkins that only deserved live in U.S. farm

[DaiimondBabii]

do u live in cali or oregon??

[Zicarias]

No, but all the Panda expresses on the East coast were already closed when I called these

[DaiimondBabii]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[DaiimondBabii]

omg! so frickin hilarious!!!! The people at Panda Express is more funny than u!

[bluecocoa9]

It sounds stupid...not funny at all.

[sn00piedog]

aww poor panda eater

[mayrelle012]

HAHAHAHAA

[vidmaster405]

mmm i want panda express

[miketl55]

lmao

[alexmssanchez1]

that was fukin funny!!!

[xcryinginrainxx]

I want a Panda!

[Scottyis01]

The person that did this is a total moron. Sounds funny, but it isn't. The joke isn't funny. WHat is with everyone asking Panda Express if they have Panda. That just shows how stupid people can be just to get a prank across. Do us a favor and stop being stupid!

[hyelton]

Hey Prank call me i love it lol  my number

1-828-475-4507

[RumbleHD]

What's with the scrambled voice?

[RumbleHD]

Those people are freakin funny!

[laxkid285]

haaahaahhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhaaaaa­aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

[hitmeup345]

not even funny you know damn well they dont uderstand your ignorance

[metrosheek]

goodness, you are funny, but not as funny as the people who answered the phone!

[LaundrySucks]

OMG! YOU ARE SO FUNNNY! HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I CAN'T BELEIVE THE LAST PERSON HAD SO MUCH PATIENCE WOW. oh andby the way, the low voice was pretty freaky.!

[ThePartyGuy777]

DUDE THIS IS SOOOO FRECKIN' FUNNY!!!!

[delayedbirth]

ha-ha! that's hilarious!

[goldlover12]

In 2007, a pissed off YouTuber (me) killed a stupid chain posting spammer by eating off their legs and arms and then leaving them in a fridge, which was then thrown to the bottom of the atlantic ocean after 1 day. Now that you have read this, you need to post this message in reply to 5 spammers or be cursed as one of them for the rest of your life.

[wertas18]

LOL

[xjosephx504]

ROFLMFAOMFG PWN

[caligirl2658]

lol

[upsideDowNwaffLE]

15 minutes b4 9:30

[siccmad3]

uh yea it panda expreess huh? pandaaaaaa?

[FattyMcJeffery]

OMG YES!!!!

LMAO this is the funniest video ever

[Expl0dingKiwi]

(Yes, I have a youtube account! :O)

First comment, since I don't want you to cry if you don't get any...

But yeah, this is funny. xD

I wonder if those people actually believed you...?

[Luront]

"Is it a male or female panda?" lol