teaching three year olds about gay relationships

[7CellarDoors]

Dudes, keep the inane political thesaurus mongering where it belongs. Which is nowhere. It belongs nowhere. You should stop now. Please.

[madyb94]

hahahaha he's great.

[popazz1]

Yayyyyyy,Russell.He makes everything better,lol. And fuck the political bushite comments,lol,lol,lol.

[sherlockfan16]

Wow.

Why so much hate?

[MephistoXIV]

Guys, guys, guys... All politicians are frauds. Grown people trying to interfere with the lives of the impressionable young- same way God is assured to stay popular and militaries will always be the hardest easy way out for the poor. I don't see why there's a need to argue about anything he said. It's just plain wrong to teach kids this young what they should figure out on their own.

[PiggyDies1]

PAHAHAHA I love Russell :')

[shcnoozlebop]

@ ellenlouisy i do it all the time.... to point out my favourite joke in the clip. you're uptight.

[Underground906]

What a fucking conformist left-wing prick.

[randomface54]

@Underground906 Left wing/ right wing is a measure of political alliegence regarding the economy and distribution of wealth, your thinking of liberalism and the whole point of liberalism is allowing people freedom to do what they wish (within reason) and is the exact opposite to conformism.

[Underground906]

@randomface54 ''Left wing/ right wing is a measure of political alliegence regarding the economy and distribution of wealth'' Don't be silly, It obviously encompasses a much broader spectrum than that. And classical Liberalism, in its true sense, is certainly not what the left practice today - such as multi-culturalism, PC'ness, fundamentalist enviromentalism, feminism, affirmative action. Those dogma's and ideologies are left-wing, and termed cultural marxism. Understand and study it properly.

[randomface54]

@Underground906 You first. Political alliegence is measured on a quadrant graph (x-axis going from left to right wing based on opinions on the economy, y-axis going from liberal to conformism). However, many people who do not understand the system tend to group left-wing with liberalism and vice-versa. However, this is not always accurate (Stalin was extreme left-wing but was also very anti-liberal). Karl Marx made little mention of liberalism in Das Kapital and many liberals are not left-wing.

[Underground906]

@randomface54 You're being ridiculous now. I've seen that graph. It's not set in stone fact for christ's sake. Someone made it up on their ideas of left and right. And the questions used to ascertain where on the spectrum you fell were very leading and bias and constructed by a left-winger. This was noted on by left and right alike. I repeat, Classical Liberalism (look it up) is not the same as obviously Left-wing, Marxist 'Liberals' today. The opposite. I didn't group them together you idiot.

[randomface54]

@Underground906 Marxism has nothing to do with Liberalism of any kind, Karl Marx was by no measure a liberal. All I am trying to say is that Marxists are not the same as Liberals. However, you have said that Liberalism is not always practised by left-wingers so I suspect you are simply arguing on principal. I also do not care who wrote whatever questions are used in the survey for the graph or for what purpose, countless different sets of questions are used, not all were made by left-wingers.

[Underground906]

@randomface54 Typical leftist. Knows best and talks over everyone. I made the distinction between actual Liberalism it's in real, classical, rightful sense, and today's leftist, self-identified ''liberals'' (in quotes), who aren't actual liberals, with their dogmas I mentioned earlier but you skipped over. Indoctrinating 3 y.o's about gay relationships isn't fucking liberal you dickhead. The people doing aren't liberal, they are leftist twats adhering to the tenets of cultural marxism.

[Underground906]

@randomface54 Who does Russell mock and charicature mostly crudely and in the most PC fashion? Those parents who object to their children being got at a young age due to the Leftist ideology of those engaging in this social engineering. Those people objecting aren't stupid. Russell got where he is because the Beeb is full of Guardian reading berks who hold the same uniform views and sneering views of those with opposing views. Google Peter Sissins BBC bias and read it. Forget that bs graph ffs

[randomface54]

@Underground906 Loose translation of your ranting: You are right-wing, you don't approve of gays and you don't like Russell Howard.

[Underground906]

@randomface54 No, that's a complete mangling distortion on what I said you utter imbecil. Nothing penetrates that wall of sheer arrogance with you lot. Absolute nothing sinister in adults with political agendas trying to get kids when they are too young to understand in order to inculcate them into a certain world view. If my kid is gay, I'll accept. If not, and doesn't like gays, then that's fair enough too. I will allow him/her to have their own views and make their own mind up. Fuckin cretin.

[ThatChrisGrubicShow]

0:28 I'm 16 and I still do that... when i'm pissed!!!!

[mscartman22]

i always make time for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h in my hectic schedule

[LeTurtleDeAwesome]

"Like in Daddy's videos .. . ."

[DVAFP]

huh, i'm 3 and what is this?

[wolfxbloed]

The noise he makes when he spins is <3 <3 <3

[357Snowball]

Wow wow wow wow wow

Russell rocks at being a three year old.

[ilovemychemanddiru]

hmm they should be taught no to be prejudice, out family has/d lgbt friends and i wouldnt of liked to upset them and i used to think Garu from Pucca was a girl at one point when i was little, didnt bother me mind, i still have a Pucca school bag now and i'm 14 =D This is epic though!!

[ezdraelon]

@siliconberk im nearly 19, and im the exact same though its usually induced by rum and stella

[ToriPaigeee]

My favourite joke from Russell ! Gets me everytime ! :D

[jaygirl942]

I wouldn't teach my three year olds about straight relationships or gey relationships. When they are lder, I'll discuss both with them, incase they are gay. Wish I had been told about gay/lesbian sex, it would have made things much less confusing for me...

[yatter1]

@jaygirl942 aaaaw, your comment made me feel quite sad, no offence meant

[friendly406]

What does he say from 0:35 to 0:40? The sound got weird and I can't make it out lol...

[leegoodwin90]

@friendly406 "they wanna bum each other? busy mum, thats a hill, im gonna roll down it like im a sauasge lol

[friendly406]

@leegoodwin90 OMG! Lol xD Tyvm <3 

[leegoodwin90]

@friendly406 No probs, its an absolutely genius line lol

[friendly406]

@leegoodwin90 It is!!! Lol, I adore that guy, half 'cause of his accent ._. LMAO <3

[leegoodwin90]

@friendly406 his stand up is amazing even when he's on normal shows doin interviews, so random thats wat is great lol

[friendly406]

@leegoodwin90 I know! He's so awesome, and so cute. LMAO! xD

[WoWxCoW]

I think they should perhaps teach it to 7 year olds.. Just incase they come across a gay pedophile.. ( some of them are ) so they know what to do ^^

[Randomidable]

@WoWxCoW yes because gay pedophiles are absolutely everywhere and are much more dangerous than straight pedophiles..... -_-.... I think it should be tought as a way to create a better society and increase acceptance so that one day people will stop making youtube comments like yours =)

[EbsNhexz]

@WoWxCoW i think the whole "dont talk to strangers" lecture tells kids about how you shouldn't get into a car with a random creepy bastard.

[yatter1]

@EbsNhexz Hey, don´t pick on us random creepy bastards, we ain´t done you no harm.

[him050]

I'm gay and I think there is no need to teach 3 year olds about homosexual relationships. It's something they don't need to know at that age. They can find out in due time. To add, why would three year olds give a fuck?

[boneo410]

@him050 Yeah I can't really see a 3 year old go "Yes I totally agree with you. Thank you for enlightening me with this new mummy. Can we now talk about the war in Iraq and how glad I am to see David Cameron in power?"

[feldman61]

'That's a hill Mum, I'm going to roll down it like I'm a sausage.'

[TheRossyvb]

sometimes they can fit this into their hectic schedule

AAAAAAAAAAAHH

[lollipop897912]

"Huh! Like in Daddy's videos?" LoL! xD

[Secundinius]

Like in daddy's videos?

ROFL ROFL ROFL!

[DeAnH0pE]

hello

[carmeenamack]

hahaha custard & jumping...

[gerard991]

hows its wrong?

[gerard991]

right of course i asked a question so that means i have anal sex with men...................... what age are you? like really your an idiot

[MilesBennetDyson]

you're*

[BlazingInferno77]

@gerard991 good for you. Nice to see that the youth of today arent all raging homophobes

[gerard991]

direct question right? what age are you

[MilesBennetDyson]

12, and what is this?

[iHATEburberry]

Goddamnit, Anon, can't escape from you anywhere.

[Redheadfury]

loool

[Rmg12]

how?

[bulked]

bet you dont say it to their faces-brave little man

[twatonastick999]

erm tbh i would

[bulked]

doubt it-like all homophones you have these opinions until it comes time to put your money where your mouth is, then you lose your nerve.

Dont worry-its the natural thing for retarded bigots to do

[bulked]

nope, not a `queer`, but i am a normal person who doesnt get my kicks hating others. As for not knowing what bigot is, are you for real? Buy a dictionary.

[tjeerdypol]

homophobes im guessing what your trying 2 say s a load of shit, phobia is being scared of a thing, like having a phobia of spiders, people arnt scared of the gays they just REALLY dont like them... sorry i really hate that word :)

[ANGRYREDNECKTRUCKER]

no doubt im not scared of gay people i just dont like them!

[rubino83]

It's that or "bigot", really. I'd take the former.

[DisturbedHavok]

The people that don't like them do tend to have this fantasy though that, if you're in a room with a gay man and you're a man, the gay man can't help themselves and will instantly start to try having sex with them. They think that if a gay man and a straight man get stuck down in a foxhole or something, under fire, the closeness of their bodies will cause the gay man to get all hot and bothered and try to strip off all his clothes and those of the other man.

It's a hatred grown out of the fear.

[ANGRYREDNECKTRUCKER]

is that like another term for gay earbuds?

[Deanocfc]

yer same

[HowlieThePointless]

I had that conversation with my little brother in front of my grandma

"Whats a lesbian?"

[treeandjack]

my three year old granddaughter asked, when they ask you tell them in terms they can understand...that's why so many parents freak out about the sex talk to their teenagers...that's too late. Answer questionsthroughout their lives truthfully, but age appropriately, so when the real important issues have to be discussed, it's not anxiety producing or taboo.

[SuperTroll1000]

Its cool how you guys can type just what they said.

[ivara8]

" It's cool how you guys can just type what they said" lol

[LyanStalker09]

piss your pants funny!!!! ROFL

[chilly2829]

custard and jumping :')

[NVAirport]

sometimes a lady can lik a lady like in daddys videos lololol

[666cornholio666]

Rofl

[LoonyLooners]

"*gasp* Like in Daddy's videos?"

XXXDD!!!!!!LMAOLOLROFL!!!!!!!! So innocent, so dirty.

[Shangas]

The end was just fucking hilarious!

[Deanocfc]

piss off u nutter

[LoonyLooners]

NOOOOOOOooooopppEEEEEEE

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[Bowmaj21]

Wow, the times I've wanted to fit that into my hectic Schedual!

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"

[runwithmyeyezclosed]

Custard is sexyy

[ellenlouisy]

why do some people type out whats said in the clip...i'm not deaf or stupid. cheers.

[122131212131414]

i think that on every fucking video i watch

[JoeHughes]

Liar.

[niettevragen]

i think cause they want to highlight what they thought to be funny..and maybe get recognition from other viewers

[xxmrbloodxx]

@ellenlouisy because your not everybody, some people Are deaf, some people Are stupid. :)

[TheMysticmusti]

@ellenlouisy but some people ARE deaf and/or stupid you insensitive bastard! :p

[Gavin17259]

@ellenlouisy Usually people write out a quote to show people what their favourite bit was because it is quicker than having to explain it. Im pretty sure they are not writing out quotes for people who can't hear.

[Gavin17259]

@ellenlouisy It's a quick way of letting people know what their favourite bit of the vid was.

[GrimSqueaker03]

@ellenlouisy Sometimes it annoys me too, but I found it useful on occasion - I'm not a native speaker of English, and there are always a few jokes I don't get because I can't make out the words. (Despite being neither stupid nor deaf. :))

[mychemfan102]

Haha!! 'like in daddy's videos?'

and 'no, it's piss yourself funny, because when your three your into custard and jumping, and sometimes you can fit this *starts to spin* in your hectic schedule'

lol!!

[Saiko47]

Agreed. XD

[SiliconBerk]

I'm 18... I'm still into custard, jumping and sausage rolling down a hill...

mind you this state is usally induced by Smirnoff...

[twiggy11051991]

Mmmmmmmmmm.......Smirnoff

[CherryTripping]

lol

[blainyrules]

@SiliconBerk I'll second that.

[Cha0tic86]

haha!

[eurotek1]

OMG!!!! this is so funny.

[XxHowDareYouxX]

:O Like in Daddy's videos?

:L