Beautiful People Want Your Sperm....if your sperm is also beautiful....

[ghostpirate7349]

wait... if the only thing crazier than a black prez, (which i guess the way you said it means its VERY crazy) is a female prez, what about a black female prez? O.o

[raney150]

@ghostpirate7349 The world would explode

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

You should have done the John Green unofficially patented "The People in the Airport Think that I'm Crazy" dance.

[gratefullycooled]

usually the baby looks ugly because some "beautiful" people enhance their body to trick others into thinking they are "beautiful" which is really causing the factors (( No offense))

[sayrith]

srs bsns

[elizebethjames]

your message is still true philly...and i like the walking thing, you should do more walking. and stuff.

[jen2471]

Ireland's president is a woman...and she has been for a while

[somozar]

LMAO @ "Excuse the background noise of 2 robots fucking..."

[senorseis66]

its FUCKING hilarious when 2 beautiful people have an ugly as baby but still dress it up and act like its a beatiufl child even though as it grows up its fugly as fuck.

[princesspuddinpop101]

you look like a younger ryan reynolds

[imacoolhuman]

...ironic that the advertisement that came up before the video was for "Siemans"

[yeahalright123233]

HOMO BITCH FAGGOT

[randayanday]

I love how Americans say Australia . AUSE stralia ,lol XD

[leonia1997]

@randayanday no one says it like that it's pronounced ostralia

[randayanday]

@leonia1997 its just different to how Aussies say it lol , i love it , god i want an American accent :(

[kakashiwithoutmask]

The President and the Deputy Prime Minister in Ireland are both women.

The President isn't all that important, but still. :D

[mikechavez4]

i didnt want to say anything but look at the security nigga's hair....wow fucking stupid

[fififamiliya]

Asian sugar babies #lushfmlk.info#

[o0Bubblegum]

"I know its weird" hahahah omg i love you!

[TheKPiech]

listen to some music by Kaz Piech

[lyssaftw]

part of the reason I like this show so much is that Phil will speak his mind even if he will probably loses subscribers. You go phil!!

[LittleMissWhaleFail]

did you even feel weird with the people lookin at you?

[holmeslevi]

that cop defintilty had the swagger of a mall cop going on

[JamesThWilliams]

Interestingly Canada had a female Prime minister nearly 20 years ago, and England had a female prime minister 30 years ago.

[MrandMissConverted]

FUNNY funny about 2 beautful people = 1 ugly baby. So hilarious!

... But I thought, atleast, you can't go too wrong if the child is healthy right? I'm doing videos on taking naturopathic control over our health. ... Better health can certainly give the parents a better sex life to overcome the trauma of an ugly baby. Right?! ;)

[guywiththeface2]

"Excuse the background noise of 2 robots fucking..." ROFL!

[deadshin]

beautifulpeople,com~ "where superficial people meet other superficial people" LMAO! Agreed. ~what a sad website

[dukertc1]

@hardcoreforkings.... No I'm just smarter than you

[HeartYukitty]

I have a friend who's really beautiful and her parents are butt ugly.

She's blonde and has blue eyes and both her parents are black.

Stupid bitch didn't realise she was adopted till she was 16.

[feffecrazy]

@HeartYukitty well, it has been proven that 2 black people can get a caucasian kid so i'm not surprised it took her 16 years.

[NIGHTLOVE112]

@feffecrazy how rare is that though?

[feffecrazy]

@NIGHTLOVE112 I don't know, In my 18 years i've only heard it twice.

[Shotxofxvalor]

@HeartYukitty cool story bro.

[HeartYukitty]

@Shotxofxvalor Τrue story,Not african american black but you could tell the difference immidiately

[dukertc1]

hey phil, if your in a group situation where things get serious... like at the airport with certian exits unknown are closed and you HAVE to get out ASAP.. lol are you gonna start asking women what to do?? lol just askin... female president... hmm not for this sexist! lol hahahaha suck it females!! KARDASHIAN NATION EAT ME LOL

[hardcoreforkings]

@dukertc1 are you drunk?

[JoDaddyy]

I'm assuming that those 583,035 views of this video are probably all men. I'm a man too, and I just added to the list, but I just had to write this comment.

[TheKandeh]

Yea Philly the bitch wranga back staved k rudd in the back labour would be wining right now if she didn't do that cos Abbott is a tool

[sigmachihinshaw]

ya they should just call her the prime menstrator. lol

[athornleani]

Hey Phil. I appreciate the thought that you wanna give Kudos to us Aussies for being all forward thinking and shiz. However, I sort of have to point out... Julia G... Not our choice. That bitch backstabbed the ACTUAL prime minister and usurped the crap out of him. So... Yeah... Would be great, if we were like OMFG Take that America. We see your black president and RAISE YOU a ranga... who is also a woman. But none of us actually voted for her :D

[wupachewie]

@athornleani Yeah, let's just ignore that no one voted for Ruddy either. Seeing as you don't vote for the Prime Minister when you do vote. Kevin Rudd was great, I'm not saying he wasn't, but he had serious flaws and there were reasons that the Labor party members, NOT just Gillard, kicked him out.

Let's just hope Tony Abbott doesn't end up running our country, dickhead bible basher.

[bluefire3113]

Yeah we got a female in power but it was done in a bad way.....

[JamaicanYawd]

OMG! I KNOW THAT GUY AT THE END!! LEO!!!!!!!!!

[BOOKWORM56100]

dude your just a frigging pervert

[moravec18]

megan fox's baby is going to be sooooo fucking ugly.

[jacksprat117]

OUR PRIME MINSTER IS A FUCKING DUMB WHORE!

[ropat66]

2 robots fucking XD

[shoshanish]

the pretty parents with the ugly child thing

its true because of the fact that nature has a tendency to make alot of genes active that arnt (active) in the parents (because of the dna fusion), thus causing pretty peeps to have ugly kids and ugly people to have pretty children (sometimes)

[tealrabbit53]

@shoshanish  so, if i have a really good lookin' kid, does that tell me something.....?

[freezeandburn77]

If shara palin became president,I'm leavin the country!!!

[ReallyLoudObserver]

@freezeandburn77 but you wont be safe, you'll never be safe is sarah palin is president.

[freezeandburn77]

@ReallyLoudObserver im scared...jk

[yoramaratesme]

noone says shit about her "that time of the month" but there sure are a helluva lot jokes about her being a ranga.

[knightstrykr]

would have loved to see u mention that the female prime minister, Julia Gillard, was actually never voted into power by the public, rather she took the place by default after our elected prime minister resigned from the position. she is not rightfully our prime minister

[simoneog2009]

lmfao 'excuse the noise of 2 robots fucking' XD

[3M1LYN1C0L3]

I think a gay/lesbian president would make even more news than a female president. :)

[ReallyLoudObserver]

@3M1LYN1C0L3 A Gay Transvestite Jewish Black Female president would blow. my. mind

[Bonerific0]

Steven Tyler(ugliest shit i ever seen) = Liv Tyler(hubba hubba :D)

[CarlDrinnon]

Seriously, there's a site for quote on quote(yeah, I wrote out quotes...I'm awesome) Beautiful people? They kick off anyone who looks normal and/or ugly? In a way, that's genius, but in so many other ways, it's fucked up. Just like that site who's sole purpose is to facilitate 'cheating'.

[Razzfazz87]

Female half black half asian jew lesbian president!!!

In germany we have a "female" "president" (two times " because its neither president nor really female)

[NinjasWithNachos]

That is physically impossible for a woman to be president because that would require them to not be in the kitchen.

[lilpup27]

i had some major John Green flashbacks from vlogging against the plain airport wall :)

[USMC3695]

haha i couldnt stop laughing at the two "robots" fucking

[GreySparks]

New Zealand's had female Prime Ministers for a while now, so I'm not really surprised Aussie's followed suit. :)

As for America... well, it might not happen for a while, but I do think there'll be a female President one day. Hopefully she does well, so she doesn't set a bad example (you just know that everyone would be using her as an evidence of "why females shouldn't be in charge" if she did badly).

Love the random singing things you've been doing in your videos lately :D

[pizzamon11]

my sister was watching som medicl stuff an a doc just said i never seen u up other then lying down how sick is that

[TheAlessandri2030]

Sarah Palin and her hubby had some pretty beautiful kids. So did Brooke Shields, Katie Holmes etc!!

[RichmondSkateTips]

This is to Phil what airport is this?

[LoveAiden182]

well... it would be funny if a beautiful guy gave a beautiful girl some sperm, the girl gets prego and gets kicked off the website!

[katieprincesse]

Love ya phil

Love the ending with the police of the airport

We'll just let the beautiful people make their ugly babies

[ChrisK1016]

It's not IF we ever elect a female president, it's WHEN will we elect a female president. So far, there just hasn't been any good female candidates. If it wasn't for all the bad press, I feel Sarah Palin could have made a good president. Now whoever reads this will think I'm crazy for saying that, but only because the media made her look like an idiot, not because you are actually informed

[Katastropheee1]

Yeah and isnt it also when to ugy people have a beautiful baby?

[MrYellowberries]

Oh hey, my plane ride was delayed 5 hours too... but that was because someone died on the flight before.

[deadman1144]

i seen a hot chick that i work with and her father was ugly and i think the beautiful people .com sound like it's ran by Hitler

[MandyyyYo]

Lol. Wow. That's true. Most babies do come out UGLY! & ugly people have the most beautiful babies :]

...sometimes x]

[SuperAwesomo4000]

Hopefully we will, and I'm fine with that....as long as it's not Sarah Palin!

[TheRiddler8]

i don't think its a gender issue, i think its a "stance" issue. i mean, what do they stand for? thats at least me anyway.

[alapahi]

@StewWayDrive and as far as not voting Julia Guillard in, neither did we 'vote in' Rudd. We don't vote for the Prime Minister, unless you're in his electorate. He is elected by the party with the majority of seats....kinda like....Julia Guillard was. So really she got in the same way Rudd did. Don't let the media turn our system into the US system. Figure out who your local candidate is and vote for the best one. Unless he/she is in the 'Liberal' party. Oh the irony of that name.

[SuperInternets]

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[kidbright]

Wow! That mall cops hair.....I need a hair piece like that.

[SuperInternets]

Hey guys, check out my channel to see an interview with phil on vidcon! subscribe to keep updated!

[wubberful]

I thought they would sell the sperm/eggs to normal people. I mean, I'm sure two beautiful people can have a baby the old fashioned way no prob.

[grubyub]

shame the female PM came into power through a coup

[Rocks2theend]

It is true when to beautiful people have a baby the baby is often ugly ... To much of a good thing is a bad thing ... Ahh sweet irony

[Addicted890189]

@Rocks2theend

Lol yeah! I don't want to be rude, but when I was in school and we had activities where parents came in, half the time the pretty, popular kids' parents were not that good looking at allll. The only person I know of who has really good pretty genes in her family is my friend, Brooke. She and her ENTIRE family (dad, mom, sister, and brother) are all absolutely beautiful. Lol.

[millertime1089]

@Rocks2theend its called a double recessive 'ugo' gene lmao few are aware they carry it

[phantomzassassin]

@Rocks2theend you mean "To much of a good thing is bad"XD

[LTimmyJ]

@Rocks2theend and when 2 ugly people make a kid, the kid is purdi

[gapuckable]

@Rocks2theend yeah but wen the kids are little and cute their usually ugly as hell when adults..and if their ugly when little theyll be gorgeous when they grow up..their is some truth to that my friend!!

[shadoonrha]

@Rocks2theend logic of genetics dictates that beauty will continue through children

[sassylady8213]

Just started watching your shows your AWESOME funny and smart!!! good combination looking forward to watching more of your shows!!! Cool as hell!!!!

[Lavenderinscence]

yes, we'll have a female president. I thought for sure hillary was gonna make it

[StewWayDrive]

lol we didnt even vote her in, our prime minister bailed

[nvdheide]

@StewWayDrive He didn't bail, she overthrew him

[watutalkinboutwilis4]

Finnally!! Someone else who knows beautiful people make UGLY babies!! Why traumatize?

[SuperGaryOak]

Julia Gillard is a slut whore.

[benos]

I hope the prime minister can work the toaster right.

[Glitcher22]

Haha, he's right though, hot ass people have ugly as hell babies

[1blooming]

When I woke up and my Mum was all Julia G is our new Prime Minister, I was like FUCK YOU I LOVE KRUDD. I feel bad for the guy... c'mon.

[xdiesease]

Well I guess that title was directed mostly towards men.......

[PUTS4Lyfe]

This is how we police.



[smokey21804]

@PUTS4Lyfe Let me guess, you have 22 diffrent youtube accounts?

[Machineghosts]

im ugly and nice what my destiny

[TheMadChild]

Love this pro-lady swing your videos have taken.

[SuperJElliott]

Well I guess mexicans can't go to beautiful people.com

[mbev1994]

Now I want to make an account to see if I would get kicked off but do u think the people who made that website are themselves pretty?

[jayparrish1]

@mbev1994 most likely not... the only people who adore pretty people... are ugly people... because other pretty people just think they look better...

[Rusjo08]

@mbev1994 He's not, I've seen him :p

[AlittleWhimsical]

the current president of argentina is also a female.

[isatokaizyer]

yea . . . more sperm festival

[ipodsipadsipods]

Why can't there be a old black female president?

[llamacake02]

THANK YOU PHIL! <3 lol

as an Australian, i was celebrating the fact that we now had our first female prime minister (after freaking 200 years!)

but the thing that amazes me is that so many people continue to whine and complain about the political party she represents.

.. not that it was a milestone for our society or anything..

[ipodsipadsipods]

@llamacake02

She wasn't voted in because people like her, she was voted in by her party so they can help their election campaign and keep in power. She would have never been voted in by Australia, she hasn't made a achievement expect helping a few big companies and the Australian labor backbench.

[jennygurl94]

yesss thy are normally ugly its weird haha

[simerpreet11]

Lol 2 robots fucking

[FL2014ghostrider]

@Kielon89 haha you fuck, that dosnt work anymore :)

[Kielon89]

@FL2014ghostrider

yeah, I suck penises.

[FL2014ghostrider]

@Kielon89 what ever, i dont judge, i prefer straight but thats your decision...

[SynestthesiaX]

The only reason Julia Gillard is Prime Minister is because the government kicked out our old Prime Minister. We didnt even get a choice.

She openly Athiest though, so thats kinda interesting.

[llamacake02]

@SynestthesiaX he wasnt kicked out, he stepped down. and she was deputy prime minister, which in itself is also a massive achievement

[MonicaMM95]

I think if a female ran, shed win easliy. (anyone other than Sarah palin, but she wouldn't have a chance at running anyways)

[gtamaster18]

Is that la x

[lilbuddee]

SHE WASNT ELECTED, THEY JUST DIDNT LIKE THE OLD ONE AND THIS SLUT WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT

[smile4ever65]

I hope for a female president, but if it's Sarah palin, I'm gonna kill myself.

[Molorange]

Sadly yes we will elect a female president but I say sadly because nothing will change. Women may be smarter then men but harvard grduates haven't been able to fix our country. I spelled graduate wrong sorry

[thebengston]

lol at the rent-a-cop

[sevenlemon]

Good theory Phil, case in point the offspring of Bruce Willis and Former Wife, Nuff said.

[ChrisJ2F]

Psssshhh... Who cares about Aussie..... New Zealand FTW

[xmoenia]

Yes! i knew all those years of saving it one day would pay off!

[RockyHamella]

@Klespyrio = p d = 

[daflsaurus]

aussie pride <3 haha

[TheRocknRollZebra]

he looks like his breath STINKSS!!!

[stikitape214]

@littlemrmay

thats not true

the political party voted kevin rudd out and voted Julia Gillard in

Julia had the chance to decline but she took up the offer

plus Kevin was the one who called on the vote anyway . . .

[Nellbella1]

@stikitape214 He wasn't actually voted out, there was going to be a vote and he stood down, due to poor suport from his party.The issue many people have with it is that He was elected by the peolpe, and he only had 6 months left, a bit back stabby considering that she supported him on most things that he did, and then had the nerve to clam the good things that the party has done and blame the bad things on Rudd.Im not saying that he was the best but he wasn't the worst. It was just really poor.

[ose007]

In Finland we have a woman as a president AND as a prime minister. Fuck this, I'm moving.

[ssirc321]

uglyyy hahahaha

[dhahn123]

All your new videos should be made in public! I am not sure how but it gives off a more free flowing vibe to your video. Great work!

[MisterBoldy]

I WORK AT ALSKA!

[zilliesluvinit]

I think it would be great if we just had an atheist president.

[itshotandwet]

Re 2 Beautiful People Having a Baby: the result isn't always Ugly! Look at Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's baby, Shiloh. She's BEAUTIFUL. Like the Winner of a genetic lottery. BUT, she's gender confused... yes, that's right, she thinks she's a boy. Wants to dress like a boy, go by the name "John". CHER & Angelina Jolie will soon have something in common, I think...

[Flashfire97]

you know what the funny thing is? That has actually been scientificly proven. Scientists have confirmed that when two beautiful people have a child is ugly... gosh I am such a nerd. (at least then I will have a pretty baby)

[OmgxBridget]

Beautiful people making kids together is pathetic!

Reasons:

1.The kid would get noooo sort of attention. The parents would be focused on themselves and how they look instead of the kid.

2. The kid would most likely be ugly. Like Phil said, most of the time that two beautiful people make a baby, it comes out UGLY.

3. Superficial people will multiply. o.O

4. Finally, the kid would be raised with some fucked up morals. It'll think being "beautiful" is all that matters.

[GerardLuver777]

but if you have ugly + pretty = you get cute kids.

[TigerbillStudios]

the new PM of Australia wasn't elected she stole it and had Rudd kicked out. It takes so much away from the first Female PM to actually get voted in by the people.

[newalanlin1084]

I start to laugh when I see, "excuse me for the noises of two robots fucking... " HAHA fucking awesome, and at this point I just stop listen to what you say and start laughing...

[eveningmistonwater]

not every beautiful person has beautiful genes my kid is frigin gorgeus ...but my husband and i are ,well a little less than average.

[GerardLuver777]

@eveningmistonwater Everyone thinks their own kids are gorgeous.

[eveningmistonwater]

@GerardLuver777 hmm good point and she's only 2.....i was a "cute" kid too so hopefully she'll only turn out to be average instead of a little below average like my husband and myself and if she turns out to be slightly above average well lets hope she dosn't turn out to be above the average level of superficial ,like many (but not all) beautiful peaple

[GerardLuver777]

@eveningmistonwater Well most little kids are cute, it's in their nature. lmao it sounds weird saying "Hey I hope your kid doesn't turn out ugly!" haha.

[urielh7]

Lol 2 robots fukking i couldnt stop laughing at that shit

[vcheerful12]

@dakickaz hey buddy, go fuck yourself. Plain and simple, like your brain. I'm sure if you're ever granted the permission (becuase you paid) of losing your virginity to an old prostitute while you're around 47, you'll understand why women are badass and could rule the world with no fights whatsoever. So, like I said before, go fuck yourself.

[TheMetalgod777]

@vcheerful12 females could never rule you sex is weak and stupid no get in the kitchen and make me a pie, get me a beer to woman lmao

[onemooreperson]

i loves you to Phil, thanks for looking crazy for us

[Achilles9924]

Beautiful + Beautiful = Dumb + Douchebag = Bad Parenting = Ugly retarded troubled child.

[iamjoseph951]

@Achilles9924 lol i'd say beautiful + beautiful + a lot of money = dumb o.o

[em17466]

technically julia didn't get voted for primeminister.. no one wants her

[vDubrivation]

LOLOL. Beautiful sperm + Beautiful sperm = GayButtSex

[VitalDread]

to answer your statement about "how long Gillard is in Office"

Gillard can be in office as long as the people want her in office

[default28]

I think selective breading works.

[vurnieeee]

@default28 Selective breading sounds tasty...

[kroovyandcal]

like why would us supernaturally beautiful i mean superficially beautiful people be miserable with each other? what is the premise of your argument? i would be more than happy with a superficially beautiful girl that enjoys my sperm because that superficiality rubs off on her inside and hence i would find a girl that is beautiful albeit maybe dumb on the inside and everything would be wonderful

[LUVSRW]

missed this video, i was wondering if you would mention Julia, and you did, i feel like Australia has accomplished something :) hahaha - but she may not be around for much longer...

[emilyae]

the beautiful people's baby gets their ugly inside traits on the outside and their beautiful outside traits on the inside. and then the child goes through life hearing mommy and daddy pressure the child into putting make-up on, being anorexic, and making hotter, more uncaring friends.

[torrid94]

love the ending...

[jerkoon]

lovely ending, lol

[livesforCOUTUREx]

Yeah, Gillard was voted in by a private election between her party only, they're calling a proper Federal election soon.. plus.. New Zealand had a female PM long before!! LOL and yeah true.. beautiful people's kids are rarely good looking, there's always something left to be desired which puts people off almost completely.

[RachWoody]

P.S. Most Australians won't be acknowledging Julia Gillard as the first female PM until she is actually elected by the people, whch hasn't happened yet (she was "appointed"/promoted after K-Rudd got the shaft), and I doubt will actually ever happen. Anyway, how is she expected to run the country from the Kitchen??

[TheToyakwaiNZ]

There have been female leaders all over the world, I don't think the USA is racist enough to stop a woman President from happening, I just think you need more support using policy and charisma. Barack Obama never played the race card and won on mainly his policies, and a fair chunk of race politics I'm sure, but a woman will become President when she is in the process, and right now with your Palin's and clintons, Nobodies going to be voting VJ anytime soon.