the Exorcist series never has a happy ending either though i prefer Exorcist 1 and 3 exorcist 2 the heretic was really badly done and after 3 the remakes were even worse
@ViperRob42 Tom Cruise is not a dick. Tom Cruise is absolutely bat. shit. crazy. Look up scientology videos. Or rather, videos of current scientologists talking. And look at their eyes. They have some kind of mania running around behind their eyes.
okay so i hate the people who say that us christains dont have a sense of humor cuz look im a christain and a hardcore believer in christ......... but what he just said was HILARIOUS like i lughed so fuckin hard so u assholes who say that we cant find humor in jesus jokes can just STFU
that will make him get more and more inspiration for him doing his masterpiece in movies ..
i love that he talks to the audience, that's real stand up .. not a show, even though some "one man show" performers come close, fiew command as much respect as kevin smith does .. it's "heckler's paradise"
lol nah they need to stop making movies about any religeon of religeous figure man its over we dont need no jesus no more forget it move on religeon is dead and not before fkn time HEAVEN IS HERE recognize!
dude, i'm an atheist like i'm sure you are. i just don't see the point in insulting people without provocation. relax, it's just fucking youtube, not the o'riely factor
Actually, whether you believe he was the son of god or not, it's a historical fact that jesus lived. Even some non christian writers have record of him.
Well, it's very likely that someone called Jesus from Nazareth existed around that time. In fact, it's very likely that there was more than one. There was probably some political man who was martyred for his beliefs, and then hundreds of years later they decided to use his story as a basis for their cause.
Yes, in history, there was a man called jesus of nazareth. Its up to you if u believe he was the son of god, or all his miracles, but jesus of nazareth was factual history. But thank you for being logical, unlike the guys below me who said he was made up, which is not true.
I said there is a record of him as a person, I didn't say there was a record of him performing miracles. There is record of a man called jesus who claimed to be the son of god, and was crucified. I never said there was a record of his miracles, resurrection or any of that.
Actually, whether you believe he was the son of god or not, it's a historical fact that jesus lived. Even some non christian writers have record of him.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT RAIDERS!!!!!!
JJHewable 3 weeks ago
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checkeredflag90210 1 month ago
"FUCKING FAGGOT!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
NecrorceN 2 months ago
the Exorcist series never has a happy ending either though i prefer Exorcist 1 and 3 exorcist 2 the heretic was really badly done and after 3 the remakes were even worse
felineshadow0221 2 months ago
HERE'S SOME FISH COMIN ATCHA!
EpicBeard815 3 months ago
I had the same reaction watching Person of Interest 6:00-6:16
BRCBrick 4 months ago
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BRCBrick 4 months ago
last temptation was a shit load better then passion
halloweenfan92 5 months ago
"It wasn't 6 million! Maybe 2.....and I even doubt that! It was probably their own fucking fault!"
CoolerKing37 6 months ago
And you know what's gonna happen with Titanic and shit, jesus hits the iceberg
PatriceMcLovin 6 months ago
oh shit, is that Jesus? fuck him. Fuck him, fucken faggit.. lmao "WE WANT WAR"! LOL.
stupidtapeworm 11 months ago
6:23 It's not meant to be taken literally, It merely refers to any manufacturer of dairy products...
bryceHUHwhat 11 months ago
they need to have chairs for the question askers
nitrorev386 11 months ago
Crazy Christians.
Hallinilla9 1 year ago
LMAO,Kevin's dad was "sexually evolved"!
clone63742 1 year ago
4:18 and now mel gibson is going spder monker over the phone on his lady XD
Aardolar 1 year ago
Lol the Mel Gibson comment fits so well.
DrGonzo39 1 year ago 2
"Jesus gonna hit the iceberg!" Best line in all 3 Evening With's
mitchellroushtheatre 1 year ago
@mitchellroushtheatre theres 3 evening wiwht kevin smith films?!?!?!
robbierules81 1 year ago
@robbierules81 There are 4 now including Too Fat for 40.
Hallinilla9 1 year ago
xD Thats so funny. "You are so fucking high Don." Good jesus. xD
CastigateMyHero 1 year ago
lmao His parents' names are Grace and Don? Those are my parents' names. XD
1bloody1 1 year ago
The black guy? ^^
SonOfTheDark 1 year ago
I bet Tom Cruise is a dick lol
ViperRob42 1 year ago
@ViperRob42 wtf? have u never seen risky business?
fierblaze 1 year ago
@ViperRob42 Tom Cruise is not a dick. Tom Cruise is absolutely bat. shit. crazy. Look up scientology videos. Or rather, videos of current scientologists talking. And look at their eyes. They have some kind of mania running around behind their eyes.
existenceisrelative 1 year ago
OMFG!!!!!! He should totally fuckin do a movie about his DAD!!!!!! It'd be his masterpiece!!!!!!
mistershinobi 1 year ago
Kevin Smith was reminiscing about old times and shit. Its nice to see him in such a down to earth attitude. He is god.
aneet84 1 year ago
hes making jesus!
zaengo 1 year ago
I use to believe in love, NOW I believe in this
alexboii 1 year ago
"Wheres the loaves? Comin atcha!!" love it
jesselectric 1 year ago 3
okay so i hate the people who say that us christains dont have a sense of humor cuz look im a christain and a hardcore believer in christ......... but what he just said was HILARIOUS like i lughed so fuckin hard so u assholes who say that we cant find humor in jesus jokes can just STFU
irishboy1012 1 year ago 3
good job man, good job
shleadger 1 year ago
this is more like a stand up comedy than a q&a
but it's funny as hell
makwilli 1 year ago
blessed are the cheesemakers
curtdammit 1 year ago 6
i would pay good money to watch kevin smith's jesus movie
kmsyndrome74 2 years ago
Did he make a reference to Captain Falcon as Jesus? Because that sounds awesome.
TheAwesomeDan 2 years ago
haha what happened to riggs!?!
raitei202 2 years ago 5
@raitei202 hey can u explain that to me cuz i dont get it
irishboy1012 1 year ago
Blessed are the cheesemakers...
66richardson 2 years ago 6
who is he talking about when he says, "I guess he's up there?"
stonewolf1886 2 years ago
probably stand up's where he belongs
that will make him get more and more inspiration for him doing his masterpiece in movies ..
i love that he talks to the audience, that's real stand up .. not a show, even though some "one man show" performers come close, fiew command as much respect as kevin smith does .. it's "heckler's paradise"
and still it works
.. long live kevin
cacaoueterealisateur 2 years ago
"Jesus is here! Shits on!!!" XD
Fanzineguru 2 years ago 4
the black guy eh...ya know hes black! lol
strongband 2 years ago 2
GET EM JESUS!!!!
Wolfishhunger 2 years ago 12
and vader was like ''ill be back''
chuckielover06 2 years ago 7
lol jesus is going too hit the iceburg
plypayj3 2 years ago 10
"OH JESUS IS HERE!!! SHITS ON!!"
best line ever XD
Twilightdueler13 2 years ago 71
@Twilightdueler13 though "Jesus gonna hit the iceberg" made me almost crap myself too.
KahlerHahn 1 year ago
@Twilightdueler13 KICK HIS ASS!! KICK HIS ASS!!
TheSukhberSingh 1 year ago
i'm a christian and i never saw the passion
outerspacebass 2 years ago 2
The book ruin the ending for you too?
DemonicWolf56 2 years ago
I'm agnostic, and I loved The Passion.
dude3390 2 years ago
whoa hes making jesus lmfao
DragonTamer3233 2 years ago 2
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Did that one guy say Christopher Reeve? that guy's dead asshole.
batmanhicks93 2 years ago
Suck a dick. its the internet.
ckyfraz 2 years ago 2
Nice, i'm using that from now on.
FendRhodes 2 years ago
MATT DAMON!!!
cenasgay9111 2 years ago
whos the biggest dick??? who!!!!
jhtde 2 years ago
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The more I watch the cruder he gets...the less respect I have.
th4397 2 years ago
@th4397 umm then dont watch it
tpc2112 1 year ago
@th4397 the more i watch it the more fucking hilarious it gets
tpc2112 1 year ago
"Fuck it, I read the book."
"But With the fucking Jesus movie-like Titanic- You know what's gonna happen...Jesus gonna hit the iceberg."
"No two ways about it. Any movie with Jesus in it is gonna end like this." * Does Jesus Pose*
Although,that's not a true statement: Jesus is in Dogma and THAT didn't end with him dying.
Although, that was a statue and it was only a cameo.....
MaikuxSAN 2 years ago
GET'EM JESUS!
xXxMakubexXx 2 years ago
"What's going on?.....Oh he's makin Jesus." XD
MaikuxSAN 2 years ago 4
wats the movie he mentions?
DCloudXV 2 years ago
lol nah they need to stop making movies about any religeon of religeous figure man its over we dont need no jesus no more forget it move on religeon is dead and not before fkn time HEAVEN IS HERE recognize!
Famehater 2 years ago
GET HIM JESUS!
CUT EM DOWN!
BREAK THE CHAIN OF EVIL!
Oh Jesus is here, shit's on
KICK HIS ASS!
KICK HIS ASS!
lol that was funny Kevin Smith is awesome!
redranger241 2 years ago 7
Kevin Smith inspired me to start my writing career. Much respect.
Ogudaktig 2 years ago 10
"I'm not gonna let my mom see this."
I love the point when he makes himself laugh and has to turn away cause even he has gone too far laughing about his dad.
BentonRox 2 years ago
GET HIM JESUS!!!!
makkasjakkas45 2 years ago 3
Jesus didnt live lol Some crack head, little boy lovers made that shit up 2000 years ago man.
IIB20VTEC 2 years ago
correct
lucyfaire1980 2 years ago
dudes, there is no reason to be an asshole here, man. chill out.
ethansloan 2 years ago
what i can't say my opinion? Now i'm convinced that you ARE a christian. So typical, someone else has different opinion we silence him...
lucyfaire1980 2 years ago
dude, i'm an atheist like i'm sure you are. i just don't see the point in insulting people without provocation. relax, it's just fucking youtube, not the o'riely factor
ethansloan 2 years ago
Actually, whether you believe he was the son of god or not, it's a historical fact that jesus lived. Even some non christian writers have record of him.
heatbucspies55 2 years ago
Well, it's very likely that someone called Jesus from Nazareth existed around that time. In fact, it's very likely that there was more than one. There was probably some political man who was martyred for his beliefs, and then hundreds of years later they decided to use his story as a basis for their cause.
ska2808 2 years ago
Yes, in history, there was a man called jesus of nazareth. Its up to you if u believe he was the son of god, or all his miracles, but jesus of nazareth was factual history. But thank you for being logical, unlike the guys below me who said he was made up, which is not true.
heatbucspies55 2 years ago
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that is odd... i heard on zeitgeist that most of the historians from taht era never recorded anything about a person going around doing "tricks"
Genobot 2 years ago
I said there is a record of him as a person, I didn't say there was a record of him performing miracles. There is record of a man called jesus who claimed to be the son of god, and was crucified. I never said there was a record of his miracles, resurrection or any of that.
heatbucspies55 2 years ago
Your correct, no actual historian ever met jesus.
SkullFullOvMaggotz 2 years ago 7
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Actually, whether you believe he was the son of god or not, it's a historical fact that jesus lived. Even some non christian writers have record of him.
heatbucspies55 2 years ago
That was great!! LOL
Humpzilla21 3 years ago 3
who is he referring too when he goes, "he's up there"?
stonewolf1886 3 years ago 2
Oh he's making Jesus.
Awesome.
rhino6550 3 years ago 3
jesus is going to hit the iceburg xD
EpicDraw 3 years ago 14
"I know"
cmsgt8hewett 3 years ago 3
Get him Jesus!!!!
luarionte 3 years ago 48
OHHH Jesus is here..Shits on!
iceman120789 3 years ago 10
This is my favorite 10:00 of the song
RapterX 3 years ago 7
HAHAHAH YOUR SOO FUCKIN HIGH DONNN lmaoo
XD
wamla12 3 years ago 20