For Your Consideration: "Gentle Dismemberment"

[KuroKoi]

ann perkins is my waifu

[MrIWND]

A basket full of puppies. What you want me to do with this, eat them? I threw them all on the ground! You know I'm With PETA! MAN???!!!

[garouma1]

Shit, another one with no 'threw it on the ground' reference in a top comment. Getting sloppy there, arent we?

[lesleylover99]

Just weird at the end.

[ChelseaMVC1]

KAREN FROM THE OFFICE :)

[MrNeon457]

yeah brew

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

"I'll stop stabbing when you stop screaming!"

[ballroom6]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 motherfuckers.....!!!

We're all gonna die anyway.

[TheBrandon2015]

thumbs up with your watching this in 2012 :DD

[Barnanator]

That's the lady that Jim (from the office) used to date!

[fox71223]

Hit on Debra like a BOSS!

[ImZ3us]

dont like those puppies? THROW THEM ON THE GROUND!!!

Ther not part of this system

[Tomaius2000]

I love the new noise when you like a comment.

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

Aw, now my comment is completely redundant :(

[firekekox]

therhadahfauhdfashfuh the song ipnotvivsnad me

[MrWildcats53]

I called your mom. Ha

[an9em0n]

i thought he gifted her a DICK IN A BOX :D

[IAmTylerLawl]

So she has always wanted a basket full of puppies... And her mom knew this?

[doggycast]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2009

dammit cocksucher i mean cocksucker

[XLNTStephanie]

331 people couldn't grow a moustache

[Roryyay]

she took the basket of puppets, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!

[mattmahfmusic]

i got that bitch a basket full of puppies. Bitches love baskets full of puppies.

[animalmetalgeti]

i think you sayd soemthink abut shit on debras desk like a booss you past that part

[destructionator1]

i'd fuck her with my mustache

[dannyflyerboy]

My right ear enjoyed this.

[KeeGeeh]

@dannyflyerboy Then your headphones are probably broke.

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

andy looks like salvador dalí with that mustache.

[sccr14g101]

I didnt really like this it kind sucked and wasnt very funny

[bryanchanyuhin]

man i thought he's gna give his dick in the box to the girl...

[ITriedMuch]

WTF?! Wasn't debra the person who cheated on him ( Like a boss )

[spencerheilig13]

MAN I AINT THE BEST VERN I'M THE BEST VILLIAN, I THREW HER ON THE GROUND

[Gardnersworld1]

0:40 i can watch over and over and still lmfao!! xD

[XxivowanxX]

HIT ON DEBORA, GET ACCEPTED!!

[BlakStalyun]

That was perfect.

[UsperKrephus]

What is it with Andy and Debras?

[LiceeanulZburator]

cinema trick: cut a hole on the bottom of the popcorn bag, put your cock inside, then give her pocorn

[TheJackFinster]

Didnt he shit on Debras desk? :O

[jerter111]

keep pressing 8 lol

[ErwinShrodinger]

I took the basket of puppies, and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

[GrgcRiot]

debra? you shited on her desk dude! ahahahaha

[lnsertclevernamehere]

@GrgcRiot Its "shat" "You shat on her desk"

[ROBOOT103]

@GrgcRiot no.........she wasn't in like a boss

[Erelyes]

The bottom of that basket is totally filled with dog poo. And it's leaking ON THE GROUND

[krackhed999]

1. Cut a hole in a basket.

2. Put your junk in that basket.

3. Make her open the basket.

And that's the way you do it! It's my dick in a basket!

[Unbounding]

Mustache

[blueyou000]

the end was funny

[MONKEYMADNESS46]

i was surprised he didn't stand up and throw the table to the ground

[ricksang31]

hes a motherlover!

[Hurricanealy]

7,777 likes ftw!!!

[goldust14]

that mustache kills me XD

[mr170000]

I thought he got rejected (LIKE A BOSS!)

[TheJakCraft]

i think the ending should have been thrown on the ground too...

[naaperlaurens]

at the end THE best laugh ever xD

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

If I see any more "thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011 comments I swear to god I'll rip your balls off. No, I'm watching it in fucking 1993. I went back to the year of my birth so that I could show my newborn baby self this video.

[SoSmartMouthde9900]

@xpledgeturnprestigex you are my hero

[0oModernStudioso0]

@xpledgeturnprestigex i was born in 93 too._.

[TheIamJordan]

@xpledgeturnprestigex Thumbs up if your watching this video in 2011.

[xxxTheBatboyxxx]

@xpledgeturnprestigex thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011 :D

[InMyBackPocket28]

@xpledgeturnprestigex I'm watching in 2012 bitch :D

[reythebest10000]

@xpledgeturnprestigex ok then..... thumbs up if your watching this in 2012!!!!



[boltjet135]

@xpledgeturnprestigex i'm watching it in 2012, what up

[mamadou392]

@xpledgeturnprestigex thumbs up if youre watching this in 2012 then!

[Mindehouse]

@xpledgeturnprestigex you'll not see bcs its allready 2012 :p

[EasyToRuhMember]

@xpledgeturnprestigex thumbs up if you're watching this is 2421 cuz you're a badass time traveler

[FPScino]

@xpledgeturnprestigex im watching  this video in 2012

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

@FPScino Did you not see the 5 or 6 previous comments? They all say the exact same thing that you just just said. Don't you think I'm getting bored of having replies like that? I'm not surprised that you're watching this in 2012, seeing as it is that year at the moment. Message to next commenters: Stop replying to my fucking comment, unless you have something super intellectual and life-changing to tell me.

[FPScino]

@xpledgeturnprestigex i have...uMadBro?

[iamadamsusername]

@xpledgeturnprestigex My cat's breath smells like cat food

[1stSepToFar]

@xpledgeturnprestigex

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012

[MultiPersonPeople]

@1stSepToFar Pfft, watching videos in 2012 was sooooo last year.

[madjane44]

I WANT THAT BASKET FULL OF PUPPIES!!!! and Andy Samberg

[endingmemories]

the title should be gentle DISMEMBERMENT

[danzorg123]

HE THREW THE PUPPYS ON THE GROUND!

[tehhaxorkipz]

yay i got a top comment im so special :D

[OrestesCrt]

wow...even though he shited on her desk debra dated him.

[urmothersbutt]

Debra from this video and debra from Like a Boss are played by two different people. This Debra is Rashida Jones, and the other is Kristen Wiig :) besides debra is a common name

[Vampryss42]

I want a basket full of puppies....:(

[janeeatsrainbows]

i love andy with a mustache. <3

[inunines]

He's a part of the system.

[MultiClickonme]

Debra??? From like a boss? Small world.

[Fortun3tell3r]

i get what .... What are you talking about you F***** mysterious A****** ?

[XxivowanxX]

331 people lost against this movie in the best villian category

[88dragons88]

It's Debra... ZOMG

[ARocketToTheEarth]

HIT ON DEBRA! LIKE A BOSS! LAUGH LIKE A RETARD! LIKE A BOSS!

[constipationnow]

AHHAH ENding was best, fkin retard :D

[tupacoburger]

Debra???

So he finally got a date with the girl from like a boss.

THUMBS UP

[siranliu]

her name is debra...like a boss..

[marconiumm]

330 people didnt get fake mustaches

[jaynoureddin14]

Id bang the shit outa tht girl.

[synistar04]

@jaynoureddin14 I'd argue that banging the shit INTO that girl would be even better.

[jaynoureddin14]

@synistar04 who says "ooh id bang the shit into tht girl" u got it wrong retard

[synistar04]

@jaynoureddin14 I apologize sir for the joke that has seemed to fly directly over your head. In the future I will refrain from speaking to you as it is apparently very hard for you to think. I wish you luck in your quest to find a sense of humor and may your hypocrisy stand strong... "retard." Good day!

[apricotsnms516]

It's Andy without his mouth - the humanity!!

[PSNGreyLynx]

I'm waiting for him to yell out

"I DRINK YOUR MILK SHAKE!"

[masternachos]

I was WONDERING what the huge fake moustache was for...

[specialfx87]

fcin cnsdrd

[DivinusIncendia]

It's a frickin' conspiracy. All of these For Your Consideration videos are skipping seconds...

[Devincoughlin]

press 8 to play the piano!

[Misty505ify]

Pause really quick and press 8 Lmao

[xXEventer081Xx]

0:55 replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay replay REPLAY!

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

Tisk tisk.. no 1:12

What is this world coming to...

[ft6968]

I TOOK that puppet's AND TREW ON THE GROUND, anda know i don't have a girlfriend:'(

[Jeskers18]

Even with the mustache.. I'd still do Andy... Just sayin'.

[xPuReAmaZeMenTx]

"It's a basket full of Puppies"... My bad i thought it was a Basket Full Of FUR

[Akora03]

guess what I killed all the puppies @0:54 (my evil laugh)

[TarikProductions]

omg i want a basket full of mustaches!

[ashleylloyd8]

"How did you know?"

" I called you mom." ;)

[tehhaxorkipz]

man thats not a puppy, thats a toy lab i took it , I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I AINT GUNNA BE A PART OF THIS SYSTEM MAN!

[jaccomusic12]

@tehhaxorkipz you forgot the: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAN! :)

[SomeRandomWierdo]

MAAANNNN he's not a villain

I THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!

[capcomfan20]

@TheJohndavid24 No im watching this in 2039 -_-

[Caspasho]

@TheJohndavid24 thums up if youre watching this in 2008

[CrazyCutesy]

When he said "I got you something", am I the ONLY one who thought it was a dick in a box...?

[mrsralbinopumpkinhea]

@CrazyCutesy Ahahaha I thought of the same thing!!!

[CxCPromoter]

I know this may sound strange but to anyone who sees this comment please go to pstdanbred(dot)com and vote for spalding's pig, we really need new playground equipment for the children and we are losing by a few hundred votes

[BMI07]

the BEST villain, LOL that is actually a very good joke....btw...rashida is SO FINE

[chicadeincognito000]

feel like a sir xD

[kyubi965]

THUMPS UP FOR THE AWESOME MUSTACHE!

[chulitaDominicanita]

LOL. DEBORA!?!?

[bentrinick]

that ain't a villain

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[geppegep]

thumbs up if you think she would give good head!

[Marriuz]

In the beginning it sounds like he says 'in the slasherfilm "Genital Dismemberment"'.

[123SpiffyMaster]

I see what you did thar

[Dorkster45]

Its a basket full of puppies so i threw it on the ground

[MakeupbyTrinax]

He's a motherlover.

[ihavenoname225]

thats a bad ass mo fuckin handle bar mustache

[andrewapplejacks]

i took the basket full of puppies and THREW THEM ON THE GROUND!!!

[JanelleAndArielSing]

A Basket Full Of Puppies xD

[nhdarling2]

RASHIDA JONES= HOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!

[pburkey09]

this in the same place as 'Knuckle Up'

[oOBabyJaneOo]

Its basket full of puppys :DD

[AdventureDegree]

a basket full of puppys.. (:

[GokzTT]

Well, actually, her father is black and her mother is Jewish (white)

[MrSevenbatman7]

rashidas so hott

[iwantsexbaby666]

btw, is this tira banks?

[TheSonorama21]

@iwantsexbaby666

it's rashida jones

[GokzTT]

@iwantsexbaby666

LOLS, Tyra Banks is black.

[iwantsexbaby666]

@GokzTT this bitch isnt?

[GokzTT]

@iwantsexbaby666

No, she's half-white.

[iwantsexbaby666]

@GokzTT so shes caramel?

[GokzTT]

@iwantsexbaby666

Haha, what the heck is caramel? XD

[iwantsexbaby666]

@GokzTT its between brown and white

[SmilingGimli]

This could be an Old Spice comercial!!!!!!!

[EmbossedProductions]

i wish i had a basket full of puppies :'(

[ZexyZexion]

Note to self. Buy girls baskets of puppies.

[Sexymonkeys2222]

LOVE THE MUSTACHE!

[xEB0NYR0SEx]

its Karen! hahaa

[pawprintsquirt]

Why are all the girls named Deborah?! Lol

[NoWayBastard]

THAtS MY dOG BIATCHES... MOMMY WHYYYYYYYYY!!!

[Rapmonds]

this videos is awesome!!! keep doing it :D

[Paramoreismyheart92]

He needs to host again

[Ginny345]

THAT VILLAIN!!!



[SomeTrespassing]

Rashida Jones from DA OFFICE, bitch!

[Scratchyjam]

rashida jones is fineeeeee

[kidnova11]

get it haha.......with the....and the..... ahh this video was the best XD

[1234gimmeascream]

"it's basket full of puppies." Well, DUH, thanks mr Obvious -.-'

Lol jk, he's awesome :D

[adh81591]

I love how andy is laughing while saying "do you get it" at the end, it was just tooooo cute !

[CraZgirla1]

I liked this for the basket full of puppies (:

[sethschalchlin]

How'd you know? I called your Mom

[cupcakelover624]

i want to own that mustacheXD!...LOLZ

[cupcakelover624]

its a basket full of puppiesXD........ soooooo FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!!

[Kewi541]

Its a basket full of puppies

[Jacon04]

what's that yellow line at the bar where it shows how far in the video you are? i've always been wondering

[Z3AL07]

@Jacon04 Whet the video gets to the bar, an ad shows up.

Hope that helps :)

[Jacon04]

@Z3AL07 :O oh lol, tyvm

[huntermhaxx]

THOSE PUPPIES ARE FUCKING CUTE.

[tarsierjoy498]

I want that top hat so bad...