How To Write a Foolproof College Application Essay

[meljohnson200]

13 people didnt get into college :(

[FakeProjectNo2]

I don't trust any one to read my college essay.

Maybe Steve?

NO! Steve is a pretentious douche bag.

[sk8tinglas]

"Now send it off and relax." REALLY?!

[adreanmarie]

@sk8tinglas HAHA!

[adreanmarie]

he's old why is he applying for college?

[carrothaed4]

@adreanmarie Lol.

[PoPiPanda]

but what if there's nothing special about you? :<

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

he is writing with a marker and he totally cant write an essay: i have really really good hair thats stupid he cant spell nor write get his stupid retarded ass off of howcast videos!

[CYellowan]

First time i saw this guide, it lookd nice. Now it looks pathetic compared to the other guides.

[lronPriest0fMetal]

I've been working on my essay for like 15 hours (10 brainstorming, I couldn't come up with ANYTHING) and too many writing. Now, finally, I have something resembling a college essay!

[xWtfTylerx]

You misspelled life

[mhlover25]

0:49 LOL THE RELATIVE IS IN JAIL!

[cvhashim]

@mhlover25 lol i didn't notice that

[ponchine]

@cvhashim Yeah, lol look up how to write a job resume by howcast, the relative in prison gets taught how to write a resume hahaha!

[ponchine]

@mhlover25  Yeah, lol look up how to write a job resume by: howcast, the relative in prison gets taught how to write one hahaha!

[LadyBria1996]

FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET JESUS WHERE CAN I BUY TIME?!?!

[BamBabyBrenda]

This is what popped up when I typed in "Howcast how to be a loser"

[IvyTheBunny]

Fighting pickles? MY NEW FAVORITE TEAM! MOVE OVER SEAHAWKS PICKLES ARE AMAZINGER THAN YOU!

[RideTheLightning8]

me. Special.  HAIR!!

[Cramtool]

WHAT is he wearing?

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

um....................no.

[chris954321]

FIGHTING PICKLES FTW

[Vaquera101]

I can't really find anything that makes me unique from others.

[Booksareepic]

MY LIFE IS NORMAL!!!

[RainbowDashXSyndrome]

I KNOW WHAT I'LL WRITE ABOUT! the time I puked a lake when I was at my friends house xD

[dakingjose]

Why is the person that this guy trust in jail? lol

[BellatrixHastings]

What if i want to plant a forest in my crap?

[WhiteTrashSingers]

These are bitches.

[FluffyBunnyYellow]

Ill bet he's gonna get in...I mean, dude, writing in marker truly is fool proof!

[iAndrewification]

funny, I was thinking about writing my college essay about my hair -.-

[boeingsarethebest]

howcast guess what.what you my ask SHUTUP!!!!!!

[litheshadow]

the guy looks too old to be a college applicant

[mrheadagainstwall]

anyone noticed that the college applicant called some1 in jail?

[moushumi1234567890ok]

is this for real? hahaha

[dued27]

@rexjude2 hahahahahahaha... I don't even wanna know man! xD

[blackbyrd93]

lol that kid is like 40 years old

[LucasKesslerFilms]

Lolz, I go to UNCSA, we have no sports...

[WeaTheRgrlx0x]

my college essay was all lies!!

[infoherper]

....hes writing with a green marker like a five year old.....amazing......and hes applying to college

[Dontholdback747]

1:49 Pure win.

[DblePunch]

anyone notice how the orange marker had 2 caps?

[Glldas]

Reasearch done... you? Loving regards :),

[luvlyerdj93]

im actually writing my college essay about my hair what strange coincidence

[j9robinson]

check out the blog called No Fear College Essays at the web site called Wordpress for more help!

 (just google the name of the blog!)

[j9robinson]

This is some great advice. But HOW do you make your essay stand out?

Check out this blog on how to write these personal narratives. It has tons of advice, tips, resources and specific writing instruction:

No Fear College Essays (a blog on wordpress)

Good luck!!

[cyberdaytona]

i loved the 1:50 fast fact ... why would you expect a school of art to have a warrior-based mascot ... fighting pickles is strange, but why not? i would have preferred the fighting piccolos or fighting tenors...

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[mariahmontage]

should I write about how I wrote essays for kids for money in my english class... and it helped a kid pass and graduate?

[UsernameInvalid08]

i could definitely write a good essay about my hair, but this asshole stole my topic!

[Delcaroll]

Fighting pickles xD

[jac7ck]

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[blupikachu1]

Fighting Pickles? LOL

[dkaroun]

very good!  i wish i had seen this before the now impossible to meet deadline

[laffstv]

lol no 1 will be plantn a forest in ur crap

[1MayMai1]

The time hairs saved a lif?

Oh, Life!

[Blade8745]

The Time Hair saved lif ?

[RarDragon]

I wrote about helping in my calculus class. Super unique, and effective. Just keep writing about it all.

[Pittsburgh08]

i liked the last comment at the end of the vid...

[laffstv]

lol no 1 is gonna be planting a forest in ur crap!

[ringer33221]

"the more unusual, the better" isn't necessarily the best way to put it IMO. From what I've seen, it's best to choose an essay topic that you can explore the most and show how it relates to you, rather than choose something solely because it's unusual.

[rainbowrockzgirl]

HAIR, lol! so funny

[superlardbucket]

My essay was about how I related to, and was inspired by, an anime character... here's to hoping. I think other than the ridiculous concept, it's a good essay

[RockyBalboa211]

I wrote my essay on how william shatner changed the world..and somehow I got in.

[nhiavang16]

i think i'm worrying too much about my

eassy i've watch like 20 video about

college eassy on youtube in the past 5 days.

[joshmay94]

@nhiavang16 man, join the club :)

[kitface09]

i hate writing essay.. especially college aplication essays.. soooo frustrating

[sol1991los]

i have yet to start.... im behind big time!!q =//

[mwingo427]

when do you normally start writing college apps

[TheFailStation]

the summer before your senior highschool year. im starting mines now..

[Ike1727]

Wish i was a pickle that could fight (ima cucumber)

[legoeggogrl28]

Really, really, really good hair xP haha.. this was amusing ... but not so helpful.

[yazmiona]

go fighting pickles x] i live in the same town as that school

[Angelgurl1455]

LMFAO OMG THESE THINGS ARE HILARIOUS!!!

Perspective of your dog, lmao xD

[atsignyahoodotcom]

1:30 piece of crap! LOLs

[kdo70]

At 00:47 his friend kinda looks like he is in jail

[loveless33p]

He is X3

[Daxana15]

he does

[bgkmad]

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

[saranghaeyo2326]

Hahaha! xD

[dued27]

Man they have everything on YOUTUBE!

[TheGnomelyTourist]

Right! It wasn't much help but you can find anything.

[TheBookWorld]

Agreed !!!

[Silentkill666]

Aww, I was going to write MY essay about The Time I Helped Poor People!

[Nick31091]

HAIR!

[nsand91]

This is generally pretty inaccurate. Sure, you have to write about something that you know most about. But they completely missed the big piece of it. To write conversationally.

[evadabeava]

After having just written my college essay, this video is not that helpful

[mayaluvsmusic]

lol

[i0ges0ur0cool2]

haha i just wrote mine too and this just made me laugh

[atafies]

sweet, nobody's gonna be planting a forest in my crap now.... lmao

[michaelthonger]

fucking the shit out of the person recieving your application usually helps

[ghislainevonwald]

The Fighting Pickles?

Figures, they're creative... it is an Art school.

Yet it is ironic and unnatural...

[vote4boz]

win!

[Sublex]

"Most college essays are so full of crap you could plant a forest in them."

Heh. :)

[jeremy91511]

are u a pickle??

[crazybombard]

wow u have no life frighteningbolt

[frighteningbolt]

the fact that you can't pick up on sarcasm leads me to believe that you are a fucking idiot.

[crazybombard]

better then haveing no life

[frighteningbolt]

"haveing", huh? why are you even bothering watching this video, you're obviously too stupid to go to college.

[snylekkie]

He's not worth even touching the damn keyboard.

[ki6eki]

this is such a useless video

[bestiaccia]

Very good!!

[FlipperLunchBox]

the time hair(S) saved a lif . i hope he gets in with that essay title

[marioware13]

ME

GOOD

HAIR!

lol

[jasongilmou]

29th

[greenballs12345]

u need a life...

[jasongilmou]

wtf i was making fun of every one eles put tin the number of coment they were fuck u need a life to ur watin the same bul shit

[greenballs12345]

eat my asshole babe

[jasongilmou]

wtf u gay r somtin

[HowToDoDude]

so r u gay wtf im a dude its still me jasongilmou different account

[greenballs12345]

ololololoololololololololololo­lolololol owned

[jogeryjogo]

quit asking men to touch your assole this isnt a christmas party at your dads house ok

[jomboeric386]

I have really, really, really good hair. XD

[NYGuy207]

HAHA

I live in North Carolina and know that school. thos poor kids...

[JesusJunkee]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[xteachingmurderx]

some of the comments on here are so dumb -.-

but these videos are cool though :)

[Pimadude]

is it just me or are these getting dumber and dumber?

[infinityofnever]

dumb? what're you talking about?

[avastyelandlubber]

The Fighting Pickles? Wow.

[undertake782]

LMAO PINK MARKER

[aprimic]

FUCKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U cud have posted this last week! omfg i had an exam this wud have helped but nooooooooooooo u post this late keep up the bad work well its good work verygood work but timing timing thats all you need :p

[Bopkasen]

1:31 The guy rubbing his nose into it. LOL!

[whocares1c]

got to love howcast!

[angrypanties]

PENIS

[xguitargirlx]

7th!!

[bjh1414]

6th

[knootya]

5  Holla!