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  • there is only a test that really confirm if u r albanian or not. it's to simple. if u have stayed home (in Kosova) during the wartime, for fighting against fucking Serbian, than u are an albanian but on contrary if u have ran away out from Kosova, than u r just a coward that don't deserve to be called Albanian

  • Albania doesn't like you

  • @202MegaHomer202 And i DONT like Albania!

  • YOU GUYS DID IT TO US FIRST 

  • @thecoolestmaster everytime i search for serbian videos i see all the time albanian assholes writing shit! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! DOES YOUR OWN MEDICINE TASTE GOOD?!

  • you know when you are albanian when you are a turk gypsy who speak an immaginable language!

  • @S3RBIAN3AGLE187 U KNOW HOW U KNOW WHEN U R A SERB? THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IS THAT:

    1. SERBS ARE GYPSY'S.

    2.SERBS SUCK RUSSIAN DICK AND BALLS FOR WEAPONS.

    3. YOUR NATION IS WEAK.

    4. YOU LOOK LIKE AFRICAN GORILLAS

    5. U SMELL VERY VERY VERY BAD( BECAUSE U CLEAN BLACK PEOPLES BATHROOMS.

    GO BACK TO RUSSIA U SMELLY GORILLA :D

  • @MrEdmond1 WE SERBS ARE PURE WHITE SLAVIC/CELTIC/ILLYRIAN RACE. HERE'S WHAT YOU ARE

    1. ALBANIANS ARE TURK GYPSIES WHEN THE OTTOMANS LEFT, THEY FORGOT TO PICK UP THE SHIT THEY SHAT OUT OF THEIR ASSES, SO THAT SHIT GREW AND GREW AND THERE YOU GO, YOU GOT AN ALBANIAN

    2. ALBANIANS SUCK USA/NATO/EU/UN DICK AND BALLS FOR PROTECTION

    3. YOUR NATION IS SHIT

    4. YOU LOOK LIKE COCKROACHES

    5. YOU ALL GOING TO HELL! LIVE WITH IT!

    6. YOUR MOM IS HO!

    GO BACK TO PAKISTAN YOU UGLY DESTROYED ORANGUTANGS

  • @S3RBIAN3AGLE187 ..... FUCK YOU. It says its an Albanian video, so get the fuck off the page you piece of shit

  • @23meer32 Go fuck your mother!

  • ahh gtfo STIMPEN12, i bet u dont even knwo any albanians, we are the most hard headed people, we are not cheap, we like to save money, but aint cheap, and some of these are soo stupid, we dont have a walmart in albania or kosovo, also if we come drunk home, shit we get kicked out, not like others. this is stupid!! get it off!!

  • Haha all true. Albanians are such a crappy ppl. They are like the lowest trash ppl here in Europe. No one likes them. So cheap and think they are something. Wake up and realise everyone are laughing at you albanians. Look at youself and realise you have to change to get some respect in the world.

  • OMG! Most of this is so true (except of the part with drunk at three years old) !!!

  • you saying we wont spend 5$ on car wash but we have benz and bmws you don't make sense

  • this is not true @ all you saying were cheap. far from it

  • we are not cheap and we dont have alcohol more then there is in the bar and we dont drink much unless if ur a haram kind of a guy... first of all albanian parents hate you if u came drunk they will kick u out

  • some of this is true, but we aren't that cheap.. gawwd. lol.

  • If you do not selling the drug end if you not kill at least one Serb. Do not come back to Albania because real Albanian will kill you end your family if you do not want to do that for them.

    That is the real try.

  • alla ile ku e ke xhet ket kenge pasha kryt e nenes

  • @AlbaniaKosova4life vet e ka knu

  • @TheBeatbybeat Thats True.

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  • we dont have Walmart in Albania.

  • LOOL some of this is true but so what xD Some is bs though :/

  • but i'm albanian

  • none of these

  • lolz i passed the test.. but the first question.. no.. lolzzz but ya im an albanian :D

  • dude u and alot of other ppl who listen to these stereotypes are pieces of fucking shit go fuck ur self u fat fuck prob sitting on the couch jerking off to guys sucking each others dick u fucking fag

  • 3:38 NOBODY

  • ahahahah 3:22 true

  • 90% of these things

  • my last name is balu but the first time i tell them 2 hrs. later they say balloon (but its ramanian from my dad)

  • srry she not he

  • ya my aunt owns a pizza resteraunt but shes from my dads side and he is ramanian

  • @cutiebalulol srry SHE not he

  • AND YES MY MOM TOLD THAT SHE DID THAT TO GO TO SCHOOL lol now i know she is not lying

  • BMW...........srry 

  • Ebony and ivory you ain't even italain you lebanese(Albanians) Yo mom got no chin but elevan knees , she work that pop bottle for twenty five years and only made elevan G's

  • Fuck Albania Greece and Serbia kill little albanian gypsy

  • @Maniati16 shutup

  • um..... your making albanians sound jewish..... um..... theres like less than 1 percent that are. we're not cheap.

  • More than half of them were NO !!!

  • your Albanian if you didn't pass this test cuz we never pass tests :/

  • god i love being albanian hahaha!!! ska si ne!

  • ha this reminds me of my dad he does almost all of this

  • FUCK ALBANIA!!!!!!

  • @TheDuras13 GTFO

  • @RobbyIvanovic FUCK YOU ALBANIAN PIECE OF SHIT!!!

  • @TheDuras13 FUCK  YOU QISHA ROPT

  • @TheDuras13 uneeded?

  • well, to make such a video u SHOULD be very very informed. WHY THE HELL DO U MAKE THIS PROPAGANDAS WHEN U ALSO KNOW THOSE ARE NOT TRUE? ALBAIANS ARE THE ONLY RACE WHO CAN LEARN ALL THE LANGUAGES PERFECTLY, NOT LIKE GAYREEKS OR SERBITCHES THAT CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH... WE CAN SPEAK LATIN, GERMANIC AND CELTIC LANGUAGES VERY WELL I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU, COME AND VISIT ME AT THE SAINT ANDREW'S UNIVERSITY OF SCOTLAND.. AS I TOLD U , TO MAKE SUCH VIDEOS U SHOULD BE INFORMED A LOT NOT TO WRITE WHAT U WANT

  • @14javierhernandez chill man, no one offended u or anything. these are just for fun no need to be harsh on the guy who did this.

  • @ludek92

    oh,...thats what your mommy told you?? Im sorry sweetiee... It's ok.. I guess at some point your father will come out and accept you as his legitimate son... :D

  • Albo for life fuck all the nigga's who hates us they wish they were us... or the other reason is that we killed someone on their faimly fuck all ya pussys... don;t fuck with us !!!! FUck Serbia,, Fuck Greece they ride eachothers dick

  • @ludek92 stfu u gay serb Albanians are the best your the one who is gypsies and you come here to get attention and u except Albanians feel sorry for you... guess what Albos will fucking beat the shitt out of u so get lost with your gay serbian and greek friends!!

  • @ludek92 Who told you that? Your gypsy mother? Or your gay brother? Or the father you never met, because your mother fucked 132434 men before she gave birth to you?

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  • Omg my uncle owns a restaurant!!!!

  • No one can pronounce my last name :(

  • whats the song?

  • hahahha te verteta ...true true albanians the best!!

  • like, every question reminds me of my dad

    except he goes to big lots instead of wal-mart

    and we live in detroit

    this is a good video and its pretty much true

  • 1-No offence but this video really SUCKS!!!

    2-Albanians do have good qualities,u should have mentioned those.

    (3-Check ur english grammar )

    :( So sad!

  • volai po nuk ke 70% na kete qerat kju thoin jan vertet pradai ne jena njoftur ne qithe boten!!!!!!!!!!!!! se pse jena nga ALBANIA!

  • Hahaha. Some of them are so true. So funny when you think about it. Proud to be albanian!

  • you ar not albanian.cos if u ar you have to bee shame1 maby 25 years ago some of this was tru not now lol.

  • @kutioti bro fucking chill ur ass down us shqiptar are kind of like that but still dont get mda shqip

  • Ho-ho-ho, I am bulgarian and I REALLY got drunk when I was 3 years old. My aunt has gave me about half glass of beer.

  • heh,all this stuff can be used for Serbian version as well...

  • do u vote for tony dovalani from dancing with the stars cuz hes albanian

  • ahahha true!!! 

  • just 70% truee people who say is 100% true

    they are not 100% Albanian

    they are 50% Serbian

    30% gypsy

    20%homeless

    which means 100% are men with the cast are down

    because 70% of this video every people in the world suit

  • HA! Half of this seems like typical American traits.....judging by my family anyways.

  • i smoked at the age of 5

  • @TheDabalkan yes definatly

  • Krener shqiptar ;)

  • people relax abut yeah

  • lmfao so true haha

  • @TheAlbanianbitch HAHAHA SERBITCH SUCKER. U R JUST SCARED OF ALBANIANS COZ U GET TERRORIZED WHEN U HEAR THE NAME ''ALBANIAN'' GO BACK TO RUSSIA U SCUMISH GORILLA

  • Tooooo Trueeeee :P every albo right there :P

  • haver ha ke qillu prej fillimi deri ne fund!

  • ahahhahahahaahahaha lol omg this is soo true

  • whats the song called

  • ya talk lotta shit bro' .. der could be sum true shit ine .. but lotta shit fuckin Crap too ..

    watch ya fuckin Mouth ... stupid Prik !!!!!!!!!

  • what a fuckin bad bad rap

    

  • hahahaa.... e bukur kjo!

  • hah..thats funny..but i think  its the same for all people...

  • virus32555 ALBANIANS R NOT CRAP U HERE ME WUT IF I CALL U A CRAP HUH?? U LIKE THAT??

  • @valbona34cena I didn't say the'yre ALL crap. The ones I know happen to be.

  • Po keto veti nuk jane vetem te shqiptarve por jane te njejta per te gjithe popujt ,keshtu qe nuk shoh se ke zbulu Ameriken ,bre Jaran.Kurgje e papare....

  • funny questions i agree on some lol Albanians are so cool just like me

  • Most of those questions could be aimed at rednecks. I can be a Grammar Nazi too... Check out 2:07 Awful grammar!

  • looool this is soooooo funnyyyy and sooo true

  • Do you can fix anything...? What the fuck, so you're probably just a guy from a neighbour country who wants to make all albanians look bad? (and failed in the process...)

  • wats this song called

  • hajde karolliqe hajde.

  • wel not everything is true ...

    We arn't cheap ;)

  • i know that, but you gotta admit the bigger part is. I don't say ALL albanians are crap, but every one i ever knew was some kind of wannabe gangster or some shit.

  • @virus32555

    Euhmm ..

    maybe litle boy ..

    becouse the big albanias like 17-24

    are to be afraid of ... ;)

  • @virus32555 you fucking son of a fuck. u are a sin ya know. asswhole. go ahead make fun of albanians but do u rlly know one hell no. and wanna be gangsters, yo dipface no albanian i know is lke that and im one. i know more than 6000 albanians. whatdo you know. 3. from ny.. everyone is like that there. so shutup.

  • @kissyface6688 Just by posting that comment proves my statement. and what the fuck does ny have to do with anything?

  • @virus32555 yur a dush. k bye

  • 2:54 = 3:00 min. hah ( Proud 2 Be Albanian )

  • i agree with joniqitu

    atleast the Alboz that are here in Croatia aint cheap, we all spend fkng to much xD for example u said 30$ for shoes lol we dont pay here nothing less than 150$

  • wtf i dunno how u guys in america role but we aint dat cheap we all buy trainers 4 like over £85

  • ja pasket qi nanen !! shoq ti qe e ki postu nisu pej vetit veq jo pej shiptaris se sjem qaq te ndyt edhe tona tona cheap sjem nanen ja kajsha !

  • hahaahahahahahah "congradulations"

  • this is so true

  • it so true man albanian for ever

  • omgggggg every sinle question isz truu

    lmao i love it ♥

  • Very very nice guys !!! in albania only washing-machine ( ------> not many,,,,,, ) drinks water !

  • lie, it all lie, piss of stupid fuck,

    mos shkruni kshty per shqiptar,

    na jemi te kulturum,

    one thing we are is true PATRIOTICS

    LIVE USA= UNITED STATES OF ALBANIA

  • LOL This is the funnies thing i ever had watched and there are all True! !! I Can't stop laughing!!!! AL4E (Albania 4 Ever)

  • thats sooo fuckin truuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • Wowowowow...

    this is sadd :(

    most of this isnt true ?

    like only 1-3 are true ?

    the rest is just stupid, & its making us look bad.. & the song is soo gay ..

  • mosty of this shit is stupid and the music sucked ass this vid was probably made by a koqevare

  • Heyy shqiptar, pogradecar....

    Hmmm Niceee...Hi! from me...I am shqiptare, pogradecare,,,,

    This is so funnyy and trueee in the same time :)))))

  • this is soo funny..half of them r soo truee..lmaoo

  • haah this is so funny n so true

  • Hej Serb4life7 mozes i na srpskom,ova stoka ce svakako da te razume.Pozdrav brate!Zivi na tudjoj teritoriji pa mora da zna zvanicni jezik,jebes ovo sto trenutno pokusavaju,zna se cije je Kosovo.Puse kurac svugde po svetu,placu picke,moljakaju isto kao "Hrvati i Bosanci"pa sad glume face.Uzeli su zastavu Orlovic Pavla i zovu ga Pav Orli PRESMESNO

  • hahah true shit iv learned since first grade how to drive lol funny pershendetje nga LAZARATI

  • hahha this is soooooo true its hilariouss!!!! great job!!!!!

  • nice test... most of things are true...by the way, my `answer` was 98% YES lol pershendetje nga ulqini

  • My grandma totally lived in Detroit. Oh man.

  • how many albanians live in us????

  • speak 4 yoself u dicklover ! most of the shit in here is not even true!

  • i agree with you:)

  • most of the things are true lol

  • it is dread to us albanians but its so true i get a masive cut on my leg my mum from nowhere says bring da rache

  • Can you translated and post it in albanian language for those who don't speak english...becasue it's very cool...

  • OMG ; so funnny [:

    me & my cousin shqipe were watching this and were cracking up cause most of this is true ! HAAHHA ; LMAO.

    albanian <3

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  • wow maybe ignorant people shouldnt post these kinda of stuff

    it is so wrong

  • Most of the things are true...But this is who we are, not for very long, i'm sure..However we are proud of who we are!!!!!!!

  • This is bullshit we dont sign up for credit cards to get things cheaper we think its too long to do. We dont buy shoes under 30 we like them expensive and just wear them often til they get old. Yes we do through garbage out the window lol. we love Mercs and BMs. We like living the high life even when we cant back it with our credit. We most of us do know the names of our ancestors. I dont like this vid cause there are so many things that are not true though. Its a bit of indirect insults

  • funny, but there is some truth.

    I like the part with Armani.

    Cool song

    real gangsta

  • i didnt pass maybe cuz im 11 years old and to young.

  • this doesnt represent albanians, but the "lost albanians" who have moved out of the country (usa, uk, germany, etc) for years and all they know is to be "patriotic" even though they dont speak the language or know the first thing about albania or its history. the things in this video represent an albanian steriotype and makes us seem dumb (well, the albanians who immigrate and lose themselves ARE dumb)

  • just so you guys know, im albanian to and i didnt make the video to seem offensive. i made it as a joke

  • @kropny  u r not albanian. u r a litle boy hiten by some albanian boy and make this video to make u feel better.

  • @kropny hey, since you are albanian can you translate this song for me, if it is not a problem??? I am interested what they say....

    anyway cheers from a Serb. You seem to have a sense of humor and common sense since you made this video.... :)

  • @kropny dont worry dude its hilarious

  • @kropny I agree with you, I failed this test, and this is really offensive.

    Albanian's should cut the gangster crap and, grow the fuck up. Life becomes a lot easier when you do that, and people will stop chirping us.

  • if you are 100% albania, the best you can do is to take a gun and shut in your head!

  • fuck your self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Most of thous douche bags with the negative comments, can't even spell or use proper grammar. So, if you're Albanian and you support your on people, ignore those dumb douche bags.

    And to the dick face who said "Death to Albania/USA," if your shitty country even *tried* to lay a *finger* on the United States, you would be covered in nuclear chemicals before you can say another remark against us.

    Budallat.

  • HAHA albanians havent even heard of armani, lol

    so stupid, albania is the POOOREST country in Europe!!!

    lol the only people in albania with either a bmw or mercedes are, theives,mafias, or people who sell organs/kids/women! and politicians

  • ahahah this is jokes thats how you know albanians are pure gypsies. IN islam your not allowed to drink alkhol but you fuckin jihad fagits still doooo. AHAH thats how you know you guys are fake , muslims besides those gypsies in bosnia do not support you.THATS THE ONLY REASON YOU GUYS SUCK USAS BALLS DEATH TO ALBANIA DEATH TO USA.

  • haha stupid albo rats !

  • kropny start running bitch

  • fuck you little serbian bitch!

  • this makes us look poor uneducated and uncultured crooks. change some of them u want a serb coming on this video and writing all this cray shit about us. TAKE THIS DOWN OR CHANGE IT

  • ALLIE! Well i aint albanian im kosovan but still this isnt how albanian people are

  • ye Im Albanian :p

    song sucks!!, albanians arent rappers!

  • I agree, and I'm Albanian as well.

  • cool vid. but don't fuckin make albanians look so poor, man .. Hahha lolz,

  • AHAH I had like 85% of these.

  • y u's all r fightin fo these thingi's ..

    it's all done now ......these kinda past can never change so there's no point of fightin abt dat in persent..

  • OMG Albanians that have any money that live anywhere.. usually stole it or made someone feel sorry for me.. and yeah learn to speak English you fool. thank god we have restrictions on them here in my country. Don't screw with you? i'm a Kiwi that has Russian, Romanian, Italian friends so more like don't mess with us that state the truth you uneducated fool

  • y dont u shut the fuck up u fuckin bitch y dont u bring all those gay friends of urs and we will se who is better who u should not mess wit mofo

  • No dramas from me, y you talk gay? you like it in the ass? not good,

    i seen who is better with my own eyes.. thanks though i am sure it helps you sleep at night. someone whos proud of their country tries to show the good things not add to the grief by tryng to be something they are not. and adding negitivity to the already unstable impression. I hav an albanian mate & he is SO much the exception to all you fools.. & i paid for him to come live here! Even he says your prob a loser. GOT MILK?

  • y is most of the shit in dis juss saying that alboz r poor

    the alboz in amereica are fuckin loaded

    the got money comin out there asses

  • Theres something coming out their asses and its not money.. sex trade anyone!!!

    or is it from the selling of their children as servant. Wake up and smell the coffee (ah hell i mean puddle water)

  • if ur albanian and dont speak albanian ur fucking stupid ur a loser! y u watching this