Legend of Pocahontas 2/6

[mitsuki091]

min 7:00 bambi? xddddddd

[fattoler]

I think the Chief has been putting odd things into his peace pipe...

[fattoler]

0:01, is that Bobbing Head Guy's Chinese cousin?

[fergon]

Avatar?

[alenight85]

0:01 WTF???

1:15 what's wrong with those dolphins?

5:22 that little man is weird

8:10 retarded hyenas saying nonsense

[ThePoptart28]

2:36: Refresh my memory here, what did American Indians trade with the foreign explorers to acquire MODERN ARCHERY PRACTICE TARGETS?

3:02: Is the raccoon drunk or something? I imagine you'd have to be drunk in order to deal with being a part of this movie, though...

3:14: "It's so big! You-you-you-you-you can't imagine it!" OHGAWSH *bleaches brain*

3:27: Odd. It sounds like she's gagging on her soul like I am right now.

4:38: I just noticed this, but is Chief's torso-piece made of bratwursts?

[ThePoptart28]

0:03: That thing is a racist caricature of every ethnicity ever.

0:20: What? ...What?!

0:31: Looks like they hit the rum early.

1:32: FLYING DOLPHIN!

2:04: *sobs due to the irony of it all*

[robokill387]

@ElWiiTard as I said, lawsuits are expensive. if they went after this, they would only lose money.

[robokill387]

@ElWiiTard because it wouldn't be worth it. lawsuits cost money, and do you think this company is a serious threat to disney?

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

"These weapons are totally superior to our arrows." Their firearms take forever to reload, are extremely noisy, and have horrifying accuracy, they aren't TOTALLY superior. "They can also kill people." -.-'

[Xats]

they drop anchor at the sight of land?

[TraverseTown123X]

Yes, because the Indians definitely fought off Cowboys and Confederate Soldiers. YOU CAN SEE A COVERED WAGON IN THE BACKGROUND. WTF. 

[looker999997]

1:02 oh look, it's Aladin and his gang. Guess they're going to America to get away from that pedophile

[wedgeredleader]

The fricken return of waboo!

[oliverrr1989]

Oh... My... God I'm literally shaking with laughter... Those dolphins... Just... Just LOL!

[Niobesnuppa]

Oh no, there's more of these crappy movies?

[mybruisedarm]

5:25 to 5:28 look in the top right corner of the screen. Wtf is that?

[Ultramanmattia1]

@mybruisedarm A Shadow Sperm.

[mybruisedarm]

The asian makes watching this movie worth while :3

[BettyBoop4ever25]

0:02 - Why is that asian man HALF a size smaller than the chef,why does he sound like a chipmunk and bobs his head while talking? 0_o ....

At first I was just watching this to laugh,but its becoming more and more creepy

[rockstheboxers]

She looks exactly like Esmeralda from the Hunchback videos!

[DarknessbUnnie]

0:17....

I'm...I'm...I'm speechless. What the fuck is that shit?!

[ColorzBox]

@DarknessbUnnie

Your guess is as good as mine.

[mybruisedarm]

love the azn.

[randclovis]

IM you are a saint for uploading all these

[SevenSkellington]

Why is John Smith a Civil War soldier? Why is Bambi there? WHY?

[rossthef0x]

9:20 uuhhh...i thought they built a FORTRESS, NOT AN OLD WESTERN TOWN!!!

[rossthef0x]

7:35 uh, since WHEN do native american CHIEFS studied gunsmithing!?!

[Nummysammich]

Seagulls! I have seen seagulls!

[shabbyproduction]

isnt this copying disney? like fuck a raccoon and a hummingbird, complete copyright

[GamerUntouch]

how could someone watch this

yet alone watch this for an hour?

was this produced for torture?

[KnightoftheColossus]

0:15

Not only were Asians involved with this... they liked bobbing their heads back and forth and were 2.5 feet tall. Yeah... this is pretty historically and ethnically accurate.

[Shadowhog]

Don't forget the Italians. They were there too

[JimGrim90]

To England, to England, nobdoy comes (um) back!

[ccricers]

First they were sailing to a new continent, and a few minutes later, they've progressed to a civil war era society. It's like playing Civilization all over again.

[herooftime555]

WTF was up with those dancing ( if you would even call it dancing) dolphins at the end of the begining song?

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

0:06

Pardon me, but did he just say he was gonna "bust-a-ass"? I don't follow...

[EssJay00]

6:34 Fish and chips!

[DLAbaoaqu]

1:15 Levitating Dolphins!

2:12 "SEE? SEE? I TOLD you the world was flat!"

5:09 Now we've wondered into a pioneer movie

9:11 "Shopping out we do, I am a maroon..."

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

SAVAGES, SAVAGES

wait...

[Mushroomking1967]

Nice tags.

[durane42]

...Oh, I see. When the chief becomes angry, his left arm grows back. Occasionally it sprouts some kind of woody protuberance. Fascinating.

[Tambourines]

So the Puritans came over from England during Queen Victoria's time to establish the Wild Wild West in Massachusetts and enjoy authentic Italian/Chinese dishes like fish and chips.

What a mindfuck.

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

1:45 MAH BOI!

[KawkFiter]

I just love how they walk.

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

:05

They said pyrant, not pirate, or tyrant.

[JimGrim90]

9:35 and 9:39. What the hell was that noise?!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

I think that was one of those "FOWARD MARCH" ABOUT FACE!! marching order yells.

[artman40]

Phoenix games at its purest form: Silent laughs, kangarooracoon, dolphins standing on water with tailfins, recycled characters (blue bird, that cook, etc.) and voice acting worth a Golden Raspberry award.

[CowboyfromHell189]

lol Racism is cool

[InvaderMatt92]

To Englad to England

Nobody comes.... back! XD

[Burblez]

What the hell was up with the Italian and tiny Chinese man? The latter one is just racist man, wtf!

[CartoonAddict]

2:20 LOL the horse just stepped out of a portal!

[CartoonAddict]

And at 2:35 the arrow went through a portal too!

[xRaWRxxXx]

To England, to England, nobody comes..um BACK.

Hahaha, oh wow.

[STOOPIDDUMBY]

small china hat person speaking in a stereotypical italian accent

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

What the hell did I just see at the beginning?! A large Italian with a tiny Asian on a British ship? lol This is even more historically inaccurate than the Disney version. I highly doubt there were any Asians on that expedition.

[SasuGaa1Fan]

The singing...So beautiful...*wipes tears*

[littleNorwegians]

Why does the raccoon have a white mask?

Ohh, a Bambi cameo.

[GreenGuy1990]

...is that an electric stove at the beginning?

[QuikquikMcSliq]

WOAH! DOLPHINS! (1:16)

[Ganondorfdude11]

"For dead Indians you get five dollars!"

Dollars?!

Not pounds?

And why does everybody look like cowboys? Doesn't Dingo Pictures know that the early colonial period and the Wild West were 200 years apart?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Dingo Pictures don't know shit about history.

[chaozcaptain]

@Ganondorfdude11 Don't forget, they are singing they were sailing to AMERICA... not the new world... no, there is no King James in England. -.-' Dingo Pictures... what a bullshit!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Waboo is one of my favorite lame characters in the craptastic Dingo series.

[rwe21]

TO AMERICAAAA!!!!

[Maruigio]

What was I seeing at the beginning? An bearded Asian man that is much shorter than the chef and has a feminine voice. Forgive me if I don't know what it is. Didn't really watch through this crap.

[Ashkihyena]

Nobody comes..um..back! I swear, these get worse and worse as they get posted, and yet, I can't stop watching.

[OMGBEARS]

6:58

Am I going insane, or is that Bambi?

[Ashkihyena]

No, you're not going insane, Phoenix Games are pretty bad about ripping Disney characters off.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

She was also in Part 1 in the beginning LOL!!

[Naxwell]

The Chinese woman sounds Sweedish.

[TheKnightOfNee]

4:54 - yesss, the Animal Soccer World music is back. Amazingly, it doesn't get stuck in this game.

[40cakes]

PEOPLE OF THE PALE FACES

[ultimatekeez]

1:20 "nobody comes.... um.... back"

[HyperSonicXtreme]

1:20 Couldn't think of a rhyming word for "luck" fail song LOL!!

[SquadellaMan]

I think they did, but I think it got rejected, if you know what I mean. :P

[codeman38]

The best part: the German words for 'luck' and 'back' *do* rhyme. Yes, that's right, they just went and translated the original German lyrics literally.

[Nero68]

It's a me Mario!

[blih]

..is that the wild west near the end?

[PatchworkGirlofOZ]

Yes. There were also cowboy around the middle.

[hrabbit]

omfg that bird at 3:26

XD

[rebrella]

love the reaction at 4:45