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i dont know who was designing these costumes but they could of done a better job with Elaine. she looks terrible in these never-ending dress suits. she looks frumpy and has no body in them. she looks terrible and thats a shame cause she is so pretty
Seinfeld was at its best during these seasons, before it got overly successful and they started writing for a more general audience. Michael Richards is such a great comedian!
lmfao, between the pig man, the mohel, and the godfather impressions by jerry, this was my favorite episode of all the seasons. there were so many other great ones too, but this tops them all in my book.
When Kramer burst in at 4:01, his ankle actually broke, and you can hear the crack. Awesome that he actually held his complexion and finished the scene.
@bobbyfearfactor huh, I thought so too when you pointed it out! But a google search returned nothing about it and when I watched it again I noticed George pushed the phone antennae in at the same time.
@bobbyfearfactor dude, like scrambledmegs42 said, it was george pushing the phone antennae down at the same time. if he broke his ankle why would he continue to stand on it like nothing happened and HOW could he continue to stand on it like nothing happened. be realistic and think about what you said dude.
This is how President Obama reacted when he visited CongressJewess Gabrielle Giffords in the hospital. It did occur to me that the gunshot wound to her head was a cover for research on Tay Sachs Jew Genes On Capitol Hill -- one of the chapters in my upcoming book. Maybe The Honorable Tay Sachs-ess just passed out from her defective Jew Genes and never got shot at all. Venus In Blue Genes (Jeans) -- her husband The Astronaut is getting ready to go to Venus. NASA does those genetic experiments.
@etbella3 Plus that song All My Exes Live In Texas -- code for Tay Sachs. Axes for Tay Sachs Congressional Jewesses. Wow, that's a mouthful. And remember how angry the Jews got about Jesse Jackson saying that Hymies live in Hymietown? That's because Sickle Cell Anemia, the Black Jew Disease, is so much less contagious than WHITE JEW TAY SACHS. Sacks Fifth Avenue -- only Rich Jews can afford to shop there. Nothing is worse than a Poor Jew -- A Rich Jew told me that. AND HIS NAME WAS RICH!
i'll tell you something, i wish there were pigman, we got a few of these pigman walking around, suddenly im looking a lot better, that way someone wanted to fix me up they could say, hey at least he's no pigman!
my favorite part of the episode is when all 4 of them are driving back to the hospital after the bris, after jerry got his finger sliced, and they are riding in george's car that had been smashed up. all 4 were ducking down, and then george realized he was getting another spot right in front of the hospital and had to gloat. "...and in an emergency no less! give it to me! give it to me!". incredible comedy.
when I first saw this episode at my friends house, I was chocked up with laughter. I was actually crying I was laughing so hard. it is just that funny. I remember everyone staring at me wondering if I had lost my mind.
@EmileSabetiMehr Me too dude I Laughed so much i was crying the part when Kramer runs with ˝Pig Man˝through the hall so freakingfunny Seinfeld is the best show ever
LMAO the pigman stole george's car, everytime kramer does something silly, george ends up paying for it, like he burnt susan's cabin with her dad's cigar, this show is the best.
You can tell that Jason Alexander is about to start laughing after Kramer imitates the sound of the Pigman at the beginning of the clip. I bet they had to do a couple of takes before they were able to keep a serious face. Michael Richards is a great actor but horribly unfunny off stage.
Did Larry Charles write this one too? Man that guy wrote some stone cold classics - The Limo, The Library, The Fire, The Outing....... he's on the same level as Larry and Jerry.
One of my favourite Seinfeld episodes!!!
Rodwin1980 2 weeks ago
Kramer is the king of crazy tinfoil-hat-people!
scabbarae 4 weeks ago
3:34 for the pigman!
W857TYWH408576NW0348 1 month ago
he's just a fat little mental patient!
jinnieruffles 1 month ago
Kramer - "OOhhhh God!" AHAHAHAHAH Classic
58jtaylor 1 month ago
"George if the pigman had a car he'd give you a ride".
Razorgeist 1 month ago
"Be realistic George" hahaha
CKYJosh22 2 months ago
Did anyone else mentally replace pigman with nigger?
stevenc123 2 months ago
@stevenc123 nope
MzReesesP 2 months ago
"He's...LYING"
TrevorLazarus 2 months ago
Hahaha, the pigman actor was on AHS as a guy scared of a pig man urban legend!!!
neosanguis 2 months ago
Half pig, Half man!
Toastcano718 3 months ago
HA HA Charade you are...
henriquedematos 3 months ago
Ep? Season?
xXNiggaSticksXx9 3 months ago
"Pigman, baby! Pigman!"
Octoberville 3 months ago
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EmceeWhiteNoise 3 months ago
...and the orcs were born.
macbeasty 4 months ago 2
LOLLLLLLLLL "Habbidy, Habbidy, ... That's all folks". Way to describe a pig. Kramer is killin'. He is gold. I'm telling you, GOLD.
syslogblogger 4 months ago 5
This is epic! One of my favorite episodes ever.
giventofly3282 4 months ago
"Half Pig, Half MAN!!!!"
Costro5567 5 months ago
The pig man can take the bus. LOL!!!!!!
dbjkatz 5 months ago 2
I laughed so fricken hard at 0:12
xDD
linkfan160 5 months ago 4
HE'S LYING!!! XD always gets me the way he says it lol
theproducerspart2 5 months ago 2
i dont know who was designing these costumes but they could of done a better job with Elaine. she looks terrible in these never-ending dress suits. she looks frumpy and has no body in them. she looks terrible and thats a shame cause she is so pretty
queenshelley420 5 months ago
"Be Realistic, George!' "Jerry, will ya wake up to reality?" classic
PoptropicaRox21499 6 months ago
Just a fat little mental patient!!! LOOOOOL
hawk77y 6 months ago
"George, if the pig-man had a car, he would give YOU a ride!"
MrBuch169169 6 months ago 2
@MrBuch169169 lol
anythingnew 4 months ago
i sure would be safe with a army of pig warriors
JHsoxfan11 6 months ago
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"I know what's going on. The Oink, oink?"
MegaCookiefriend 6 months ago
Reminds of the Malcolm McDowell movie in "Oh Lucky Man". Ther was a Real PIG MAN.
LosInvasoreSconLalo 6 months ago
@LosInvasoreSconLalo It was a sheep man actually.
polishgrl87 5 months ago
@polishgrl87 Yea your right !! saw it 20 years ago,. very very disturbing.
LosInvasoreSconLalo 5 months ago
manbearpig
gtaellis 6 months ago
George I kinda like the pigmen. We get some of this pigman walking around and suddenly I'm a handsome looking guy
ClassicR0ck4ever 6 months ago
@ClassicR0ck4ever The NWO is making those half pig half man so ur in luck.
zrah1092 5 months ago
Pigman, baby! Pigman!
BestialSummoning 6 months ago
Seinfeld was at its best during these seasons, before it got overly successful and they started writing for a more general audience. Michael Richards is such a great comedian!
AlexanderRozhenko 7 months ago
0:23
rustyganzo 7 months ago
Abbidy Abbidy thats all folks!
psychopathic16 7 months ago 2
ITS A PIGMAN, A PIG MANNNN
eNd0x11 7 months ago
lmfao, between the pig man, the mohel, and the godfather impressions by jerry, this was my favorite episode of all the seasons. there were so many other great ones too, but this tops them all in my book.
scarface115 8 months ago
you left out the best part
Jerry: "i don't see any pigman. i see human, human, human.... WAIT A SECOND!... On, it's just George."
Fundamenski 8 months ago 2
the OINK OINK
harryp757 8 months ago 2
12 people are fat little mental patients.
4RM0 8 months ago
@4RM0 no they are pigman! /D
0jrhindo 7 months ago
I think that the pigman was Newman.
mty1 8 months ago
"oooh god!"
gregorymwishart 8 months ago
If the pigman had a car, he would give you a ride
JBnotthescotch 8 months ago
12 people disliked this video, but at least they're no pigmen!
MrBuch169169 8 months ago 2
yubitty yubittty thats all folks!
truax1101023 9 months ago
Pigmans road Angola Ny... look it up.......... spooky stuff
Blackbeardslife 9 months ago
u ever wonder if seinfeld is a ripoff of the honeymooners except for extra people???
twelvgage1984 9 months ago
LOL
Horserider846 9 months ago
12 people need to be realistic...
YukieKawamuraLover69 9 months ago
what if he was also part manbear?
ETSUeastman515 9 months ago
lol this could bring the world together
MockEmpire 9 months ago
Yyyyaaahhhh!!!!! 0:37
yayo1nfante 10 months ago
12 people are pigmen!
jhard538 10 months ago
This is definitely my favorite seinfeld episode ever. I have to stop watching because, I laugh so much, I eventually get a headache!
Kramer135 10 months ago
THIS IS BRILLIANT KRAMER IS AWESOME!
dystopian786 10 months ago
I know what's goin' on. The oink..oink...
KennethKaniffFromCT 10 months ago
he made this horrible sound at :23
TELL ME HOW GREAT THAT SOUND KRAMER MAKES IS.
what a show.
jctoronto
jctorontojctoronto 10 months ago
12 people are muslim
KingoffKentucky 10 months ago
MAN BEAR PIG
InHomeGuitarLessons 10 months ago
"Just a fat little mental patient."
KnightmareGalahad 11 months ago 25
@KnightmareGalahad LOOOL!
m33lad 1 month ago
When Kramer burst in at 4:01, his ankle actually broke, and you can hear the crack. Awesome that he actually held his complexion and finished the scene.
bobbyfearfactor 11 months ago 8
@bobbyfearfactor i never knew that..after watching it again it makes me cringe, he did do a great job covering though
britineee123 11 months ago
@bobbyfearfactor
How do you know? If theres a video of them talking about it, I'd love to see it but don't know what to search lol.
supercrazy 9 months ago
@bobbyfearfactor huh, I thought so too when you pointed it out! But a google search returned nothing about it and when I watched it again I noticed George pushed the phone antennae in at the same time.
scrambledmegs42 3 months ago
@bobbyfearfactor dude, like scrambledmegs42 said, it was george pushing the phone antennae down at the same time. if he broke his ankle why would he continue to stand on it like nothing happened and HOW could he continue to stand on it like nothing happened. be realistic and think about what you said dude.
xXAverageDudeXx 1 month ago
@bobbyfearfactor really, dude? Is this on the inside looks from the DVDs? I must have missed it.
DzzO 1 month ago
@DzzO ow. Just watched the scene. I guess it was just a joke. Nevermind me. Moving on.
DzzO 1 month ago
"Pigman, baby! Pigman!"
mikeclaw 11 months ago 3
12 people are pigmen that have to take the bus
hellowaver 11 months ago 3
The funniest part of this is the first 5 seconds.
jazzguitar2010 11 months ago
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Now listen to me you little quack
cjg29 1 year ago
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This is how President Obama reacted when he visited CongressJewess Gabrielle Giffords in the hospital. It did occur to me that the gunshot wound to her head was a cover for research on Tay Sachs Jew Genes On Capitol Hill -- one of the chapters in my upcoming book. Maybe The Honorable Tay Sachs-ess just passed out from her defective Jew Genes and never got shot at all. Venus In Blue Genes (Jeans) -- her husband The Astronaut is getting ready to go to Venus. NASA does those genetic experiments.
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@etbella3 Plus that song All My Exes Live In Texas -- code for Tay Sachs. Axes for Tay Sachs Congressional Jewesses. Wow, that's a mouthful. And remember how angry the Jews got about Jesse Jackson saying that Hymies live in Hymietown? That's because Sickle Cell Anemia, the Black Jew Disease, is so much less contagious than WHITE JEW TAY SACHS. Sacks Fifth Avenue -- only Rich Jews can afford to shop there. Nothing is worse than a Poor Jew -- A Rich Jew told me that. AND HIS NAME WAS RICH!
etbella3 1 year ago
@etbella3
Dude, what in the hell is wrong with you?
captaincolgate777 10 months ago
i'll tell you something, i wish there were pigman, we got a few of these pigman walking around, suddenly im looking a lot better, that way someone wanted to fix me up they could say, hey at least he's no pigman!
britineee123 1 year ago
@britineee123
That might help my case too lol
notyoursavior78 1 year ago
"It's just a fat little mental patient!"
Best line in the episode, apart from the mohel's rant about the shattered glass.
pokexplosion21 1 year ago
They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors!
jeffsummstl 1 year ago 2
George... if the pig-man had a car he would give YOU a ride...!
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
'jerry, will you wake up to reality...'
'george, if the pigman had a car he would give you a ride...'
Kramer Klassics
(pigman and the bris jammed into one classic 22 minutes)
david, seinfeld take a bow,,,this 22 minutes ranks right up there with the greatest 22 mins in comic tv history..
jctoronto
jctorontojctoronto 1 year ago
This episode is hilarious.
Wiseguy453 1 year ago
I am piiigman
Ichimaru93 1 year ago
"im being serial, there is a man bear pig"
tylerf13ful 1 year ago
Mr. Pignati
tylerf13ful 1 year ago
That's All Folks lmfao
unleashedx72 1 year ago
12 people are trying to hide the existence of pigmen
PlanetSeinfeld 1 year ago
12 people are pigmen.
beatle11 1 year ago
half manpig, half bear
Monstrosity23 1 year ago
12 people stole George's car
daviddrax 1 year ago
Kramer is wrong,it's actually was a manbearpig
Monrage 1 year ago
Kramer loves the pig man...he CARES about the pig man!
GetMeThere1 1 year ago
it was the Pig man the PIG MAN
truhayabusa 1 year ago
3:13 LMAO!!
ya badi ya badi thats all folks!
izak1992 1 year ago
I would give the pig man a ride :D
Alecal89 1 year ago
"Be Realistic George"
madtycoon10 1 year ago 65
"If I hear an anguished oink... I'm outta here."
QuackyBear 1 year ago 2
my favorite part of the episode is when all 4 of them are driving back to the hospital after the bris, after jerry got his finger sliced, and they are riding in george's car that had been smashed up. all 4 were ducking down, and then george realized he was getting another spot right in front of the hospital and had to gloat. "...and in an emergency no less! give it to me! give it to me!". incredible comedy.
jeffmangumisgood 1 year ago
is the military creating a race of mutant pigmen? i couldn't find any info on it on google.
stimpp 1 year ago
Elaine could look sexy wearing a garbage bag.
Avngingandbright 1 year ago
hahahahahahahhaha i love this episode when Kramer runs through the hall with pig man on his back
taggermen 1 year ago
It's manbearpig!!!
ShortFingeredShreder 1 year ago
deep deep in the shag
7beers 1 year ago
"HALF-PIG, HALF-MAN!!!"
LMAO!
aberod11 1 year ago 3
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HKterminator4 1 year ago
when I first saw this episode at my friends house, I was chocked up with laughter. I was actually crying I was laughing so hard. it is just that funny. I remember everyone staring at me wondering if I had lost my mind.
seinfeld is just that awesome :)
EmileSabetiMehr 1 year ago 3
@EmileSabetiMehr Me too dude I Laughed so much i was crying the part when Kramer runs with ˝Pig Man˝through the hall so freakingfunny Seinfeld is the best show ever
taggermen 1 year ago
You mean MAN BEAR PIG ! p.s is this the episode Kramer says the N word ?
anythinggoesjoe 1 year ago
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HALF PIG, HALF MAAAAN!!!
JCGlock87 1 year ago
but george if pigman had a car hed give you a ride!!!! :)
xochelsayyxo 1 year ago
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JCGlock87 1 year ago
Kramer: George, if the Pigman had a car, he would give you a ride.
George: How do you know, what if the Pigman had a two-seater?
Kramer: Be realistic, George...
Myers2Gumbleton 1 year ago 4
@Myers2Gumbleton
LOL @ Be Realistic George
Impul23 1 year ago
i think it's hilarious when George touches his nose
cibida1 1 year ago
.24 mark...
Kramer`s Pigman immitation
priceless.
thanks forever for the laughs Michael
jctoronto
jctorontojctoronto 1 year ago
hahahaha OOOH GOD!! a PIG MAN!!!!!
elgeeno 1 year ago
Oh God! Its a Pigman! A PIGMAN!!
beatle11 1 year ago 2
@WhatWouldLucySay I think it's more of a manpigbear.
pacifiedfools 1 year ago
@NLoveWithEdward54322 Hhahahaha
horamerda2 1 year ago
Pigman, baby. Pigman.
TheGinoFavara 1 year ago
MANBEARPIG!!!
ShortFingeredShreder 1 year ago
lol! @3:38! george is like: holy shit he was right! lol
MrCondor26 1 year ago
Pigman.....bear?
WhatWouldLucySay 1 year ago 18
@WhatWouldLucySay man---bear---pig!
zlatkogvozden 7 months ago
"He's lying!" LOL
8MileyFan8 1 year ago
you left out "Believe me, Jerry. Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished "oink" of Pig-Man cries out for help"
ozzy554 1 year ago 3
2:17 - 2:30 is the most funny thing ever, you just have to get it
This is by far my fav Episode, HAHAHA
tealmarlin 1 year ago
Best Seinfeld episode ever.
PhinsRock 1 year ago
@PhinsRock Ass man and the one with the rooster where pretty funny too.
SpikeRazzor 1 year ago
George might look better if pigmen walk around.Now that's true
migitgiant 1 year ago
I love Kramer's profile @ 2:17
andrewmente 1 year ago
"Now you listen to me, you little Quack!"
sonicman2500 1 year ago 4
"The pigman's a military expirement. They're probably making a pigman army!" Kramer is hilarious!
seNia3005 1 year ago
LMAO the pigman stole george's car, everytime kramer does something silly, george ends up paying for it, like he burnt susan's cabin with her dad's cigar, this show is the best.
hoodfigga33 1 year ago
i love how kramer walks, and acts, very funny :D
sibenikkk 1 year ago
"be realistic george" and the face afterwards hahaha i could watch that segment over and over and still laugh
Casablanca530 1 year ago
"if the pig man had a car he would give you a ride."
722000theloop 1 year ago
PIGWARRIORS!
stormshadow227 1 year ago 3
This is favorite Kramer moment and good quality too.
as21194 1 year ago 4
You can tell that Jason Alexander is about to start laughing after Kramer imitates the sound of the Pigman at the beginning of the clip. I bet they had to do a couple of takes before they were able to keep a serious face. Michael Richards is a great actor but horribly unfunny off stage.
JohnnyHeadshrinker 1 year ago 5
They've actually been making pigmen since the 30's according to Doctor Who.
WebbGnome0 1 year ago 3
It was Henry Waxman.
BulboLives 1 year ago 4
What episode's this?
Laughed so hard I pissed myself at 0:22
redrose1088 1 year ago
@redrose1088 Episode title "The Bris"
86koza86 1 year ago
lmao PIG WARRIORS
YukonGamer 1 year ago 2
My FAVORITE Kramer moment!!!
Vanoc93 1 year ago
jerry, will you wake up to reality; its a military thing! HAHAHA... classic.
jbond5150 1 year ago
Anyone notice that it's Larry David on Kramer's back when he runs out at the end? Funny as hell, lol
27albrecht 1 year ago
Kramer: "Wait, wait...George...now you got room in the car for the Pigman, ah?"
George: "The Pigman can take the bus."
Kramer: "George, if the Pigman had a car, he would give you a ride!"
George: "How do you know? What if the Pigman had a two-seater?"
Kramer: "Be realistic, George."
*Kramer looks at Jerry and makes a face indicating George is crazy*
GOLD!
Ovechkin81 1 year ago 17
@Ovechkin81 be realistic george hahahahahaha
wiltondeportes 1 year ago
Cut out one of the best lines of the episode:
KRAMER - Believe me, Jerry, somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of pigman cries for help.
kaneblues 1 year ago
The noise kramer makes at :22 is SO funny to me.
krispy432 1 year ago 3
i thought i was the only one who couldnt stop laughing when he did that! haha, its halarious to me too xDD
nightsky131 1 year ago
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wickedawsomeman222 1 year ago
Elaine is so hot.
number1Schumacherfan 1 year ago
A Pig-Man! HALF PIG, HALF-MAN!
TheFrankman 1 year ago
"Pigman, baby, pigman!"
mikeclaw 1 year ago
"They're probably creating a whole army of PIG WARRIORS!!"
CesMan83 1 year ago 5
lol lol that was too much!!! haha
KittyInFlames 1 year ago
A pig-man? Wouldn't that be an Orc by definition?
dsparentsr 2 years ago
0:38...YEAH!!!
tropicalupdate 2 years ago
:))))))))))
MrMalendelon 2 years ago
"the anguished oink of pigman cries out"
animalsbornfree 2 years ago 2
pig man baby pig man!
JonteBK 2 years ago
lol Kramer at 2:45 and george 3:35
darkadrnor 2 years ago
Elaine at 3:28
KittyInFlames 1 year ago
lmmfao
(muthafuckin)
crazydudetz 2 years ago
Did Larry Charles write this one too? Man that guy wrote some stone cold classics - The Limo, The Library, The Fire, The Outing....... he's on the same level as Larry and Jerry.
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GeddyYeti2112 2 years ago
i love how kramer just walks into a random patients room and starts eating their breakfast. lol
hoodfigga33 2 years ago 68
@hoodfigga33 he does that to jerry alot too lol
Revenantspecter 1 year ago
be realistic george :DDD
timmmyi 2 years ago 4
I loved George's take at 1:25.
jackdav34 2 years ago
im watching this right now... tipical Kramer
dyumbla 2 years ago
half man half bear pig
man pig bear
man bear pig!!!!
DRiPPz6800 2 years ago