Curb Your Enthusiasm wrong cell phone

[jm0069]

And he never once paid for the drugs...

NOT ONCE!

[lordhuebi]

to me, this scene pretty much sums up what curb is all about

[KINGMJ1990]

I dont want the bitch no more..i hit it and i quit it...lol...hahaha...!!

[drewkunian]

I'm the president of hittin that ass!

[MrPapamoon]

leon and funkhouser should get a spinoof

[seldoms33nkid]

BARACK OBAMA MOTHERFUCKER

[bleachbred]

I hit it and it quit it! LOL!

[Tarwater03]

Tim Meadows. Way underrated.

[SocaTrain]

what up hal! hahahaaa

[toby099]

thats the funniest part of the conversation

WHATUP HAL!

[tememongo]

I've watched this scene like a hundred times and it never fails to make me laugh

[theQuestion626]

"Fuck you Larry" is one of the most common lines in this show lol. And Leon just going on like he did on Al was fucking hilarious!

[TallWizardWilly2]

barack obama baby im the president of hittin that ass LMFAO XD

[toby099]

hit and quit it dog

[PhysicallyMental]

WHAT UP HAL

[badassmexicandude]

"i hit dat azz and i moved on dog!!" LOL!!!

[MrRumpunch70]

LMAO I wonder if Obama says that to Michelle during or after sex.

[IEatNiggersForLunch]

@MrRumpunch70 Nope, but Michelle says it to him. lolol

[communistsam2012]

@MrRumpunch70 I say that during sex all the fucking time. You know, because I'k the president...of tappin dat ass

[xxxlzak]

i'am president of hitting that ass

[cerberuslisa42]

Leon is awesome!

[dork0616]

i love seinfeld. but i admit this is a much better show. i cant stop laughing watching larry and leon.

[brandiiwarhol]

@dork0616 i agree.

[darkjeshush]

@dork0616 I can't stop laughing when I watch this show either. HAVING SAID THAT, I don't believe that any show can ever be better than Seinfeld.

[kd8bud]

I bet President Obama has this clip on his iphone...lol.......if not he should!

[drumdust]

"Fuck you Larry!"

lol

You don't even have to be in the room to cop it.

[evanhaynes64]

PRESIDENT Obama reference,...posted in 2007???

[GhostOfAStranger1]

@evanhaynes64 thats some new world order shit right there c__c

[diverseent]

@evanhaynes64 he didnt just magically appear after he got elected lol

[DillingerEscapeMan]

@evanhaynes64 When he was running for office

[oikari87]

"Waddup Hal? haahahaaa, what's going on boy? Yeah, what's going down?"

[mateo88990]

BARACK OBAMA KILLED OSAMA BABY!

[SBhunter]

@mateo88990

Yeah no pictures no nothing and everybody just buy into that shit .. foolish people LOL

[bichomaldito]

This is funny as hell !!! LMAO

[seanw23]

so apparently, Hal thinks the guy he's talking to is white (hence the don't talk to me like that, it's offense) comment.

[atemlos2585]

'I hit it and I quit it' nice line.

[barrybrien82]

I love the way Leon answers the phone to a complete stranger. What up Hal? Haha!

[muchohumpty]

@barrybrien82 no he didnt hear Hal, he thought he said AL . Thats why he was talking like he knew the guy..talking about his wife & him being out of town

it was miscommunication thats all

[barrybrien82]

@muchohumpty

I disagree. Irregardless of how he pronounces the name it is clear that Leon does not know the guy. I mean if he knew somebody called Al/Hal surely he'd recognise the voice? Also It's Hal that brings up the wife, and Leon, being the player that he is, assumes it's the husband/boyfriend of one of his conquests. Either way it's still a stranger that he's talking to as far as he's concerned.

[muchohumpty]

@barrybrien82 No your wrong, you never got on a phone & mistaken them for someone else because I have & I'm sure many others in the WORLD have also.

Leon isnt the sharpest nail in the toolbox. So I dont see how you feel hes too intelligent to make a common mistake.

Hal bringing up the wife & leon reacting, its just a strong possibility Leon was with Al's wife. Its a comedy dont overthink it.

[barrybrien82]

@muchohumpty

Haha I'm wrong? Right, sorry I didn't realise I was speaking to Larry David.

To answer your question: No I've never answered the phone to a complete stranger who had the same name AND voice as somebody I know.

I never said Leon was intelligent, I merely said I thought the way he answered the phone to a stranger is funny. I'm not the one overthinking this my friend, get over it.

[muchohumpty]

@barrybrien82 Its common sense , yet you dont understand basic comedy.

You failed to realize that Hal thought Leon was Larry David on the phone. Leon thought Hal was a guy named Al he knew. It went both ways, they just had mistaken each other.

And he didnt answer the phone to a complete stranger, he thought it was Al one of his friends. Thats why he was talking like that.

[barrybrien82]

@muchohumpty

God this arguing on Youtube comments is so retarded. I didn't understand the joke? Yeah because it's so complex. You don't seem to understand what I'm saying so I'm not going to bother trying to explain it for you again. Let's just agree to disagree and go our separate ways.

[muchohumpty]

@barrybrien82 You clearly didnt get the bit. Its alright though, I think I broke it down enough for you to understand somewhat.

Theres no agreeing to disagree, this is simple man. Its not about opinion.

[barrybrien82]

@muchohumpty

You know what you're absolutely right muchohumpty. To tell you the truth I haven't been able to stop thinking about this all day - I've really been down in the dumps about it. I really have a hard time grasping the subtle nuances of Larry David's writing. Thanks a million for showing me the error of my ways. I was such an idiot to have a different opinion to you on a joke in a tv show. I realise that now pal. It'll never happen again. Don't give up on me bro. Don't give up on me.

[muchohumpty]

@barrybrien82 Hopefully you understand now. You probably will enjoy the show more now.

Glad I could help.

[barrybrien82]

@muchohumpty

I hope so too!

[ultraviolet99]

@barrybrien82

Maybe the guy who uses words such as "irregardless" should be the one who backs down over jokes about intelligence level.

[barrybrien82]

@ultraviolet99

Yes "irregardless". It's a word.

[ultraviolet99]

@barrybrien82

"Regardless" is a word. "Irregardless" is a word children say before they realize it contains two crossed negatives.

[barrybrien82]

@ultraviolet99

Well maybe the guy who criticises other people for misuse of language should check a dictionary before he states his views. It's a valid English word, IRREGARDLESS of it's origins or supposed incorrectness. Jesus what a fucking retarded argument this is.

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

@barrybrien82 Regardless of whether or not it is a word, you make yourself out to be a huge dumbass when you use it. To quote Merriam-Webster, "its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead."

[barrybrien82]

@GRNDSLMHTTR3

Jesus this is still going on? Ok fine you win. It has nothing to do with my original comment anyway, for fuck sakes.

[iTszTeddy]

fuck you larry? i thought he was called leon :|

[vidwatcher31951]

@iTszTeddy He thought that he was talking to Larry because Larry & Leon grabbed each other's phones by accident

[Gannondalf]

leon is such an awesome character

[lange838]

One person is a sensitive black man

[thebingaman]

Fuck you Larry!

[mitchell420SF]

Fuck hue

[Colddeed]

"I hit it, and I quit it man"

[CaptWildcat14]

What up, Hal! Ah ha ha!

[Tenac1ous]

SO EPIC LMAO

[coldthugz]

@Tenac1ous You had to write "Epic" ha asshole?

[forman208]

Hal saw this video

[BToppers]

Fuck you, Lehrry.

[quadleaf95]

probably the greatest show ever, this or Seinfeld

[azurenscens]

end music= larry's fucked.

[vestman95]

What happened after that? Was Larry able to talk his way out of it?



[AbyssCrown]

The way he says Larry is absolutely priceless. Larrreeheee.

[godanselmo]

Fuck you Larry haahahahaaha

[maceman1111]

The doctor is Tim medows from SNL.

[Boobalopbop]

@maceman1111 Also PK Winsome from Colbert Report, lol

[csguden]

whos the actor who plays "Hal"?

[redgalaxy4]

@csguden Tim Meadows.

[MrMojoRisin22222]

Black man doin his thing!

[kalaentertainmentt]

Black man doing his thing baby!!! Barack Obama Motherfucker hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaahahaahahaha­haahahahahahahahahaa

[brukins]

LOL!

[eldadmi]

0:18 sounds like a bark .. Leon is awesome!

[southrules]

Obviously sea 6 but which episode is this?

[ryanbm3]

@southrules sea 6, episode 6 The Rat Dog. Hilarious Episode!

[JaySuper666]

lol just a typical representation on how technology can lead to wrong assumptions.

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

WHATUP HAL!!! hahaaa!! whats going on boiii?!

[Agadalif]

WHAT APP HAAALLL!??!

[jagrmeister721]

@vincc3 "One of the greatest scene in tv history!"

Yeah, I believe it. Even assuming there was no misunderstanding, this would be a funny convo. Looking at it from the standpoint of Leon sleeping with his friend Al's wife because Al was out of town, and its no big deal. Then with Meadows thinking its Larry doing a black impression, and further insulting Tim's wife -- great stuff. The fact they both look past cues that it's not actually Larry (or Al) is pretty good too.

[jagrmeister721]

Have watched this scene a hundred time. Cracks me up!! Funny to think that Meadows thinks that It's LD doing a black person impersonation.

[Chadvlogs]

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZAP HAAAAAAL

[seanegray]

what episode is that from?

[mavadd88]

@seanegray Its from S6E06 called "The Rat Dog".

[jimimaru87]

haha " i hit it n i quit it"

[PaulWilliems]

Hahahah Leon calls him "Al"

[byhello1]

wat up al hahahha wats go on boy :)

[azrial4421]

Do they still have new episodes? I dont have HBO anymore

[nicci833]

@azrial4421 Yeah, Season 7 is now out on DVD. I just bought it since I don't have HBO either.

[mrbluetoothward]

If you don't watch the show, the context for this clip is that he thinks Leon is Larry. Their phones got swapped, but Leon knows who he is and doesn't know he has Larry's phone. It is even funnier if you see thew whole episode.

[jd426999]

YEs it is. its a classic.

 and Leon even denies getting any oif Larrys calls. LOL

[letsgomets07]

i dont want the bitch no more haha

[coscientology]

why is this downvoted? its funny and true

[Ju5tClever]

@papalolita Black Man Vs Nigger. FYP

[GUCCImontana420]

@papalolita Are you still mad about the black kids stuffing you in lockers and fucking your girlfriend in high school? LMAO get over it millhouse.

[YouTruth84]

man i love leon, lol

[wangflop]

FUCK YOUR LARRY!

[liquidfire213]

it's actually "fuck YOU Larry"

[jackhackett80]

its partial improv

[philip1123]

"Barack Obama, motherfucker! I'm president, of hittin' that ass".... Hillarious!!!

[needmorecrack]

@philip1123

dude he doesnt say "of hittin that ass" he says "Im the president.. Im hittin that ass"

[mavadd88]

@needmorecrack He definitely says "Im the president of hitting that ass". I have the season on itunes so I cant put subtitles on, but im pretty sure he does not say what you understood.

[needmorecrack]

@mavadd88

my bad

[h8erofh8ers]

HIT IT N' QUIT IT. HAHA!

[kutuluu]

Leon for President

[isaaclol]

thats basically what I said

[isaaclol]

thats not strictly true - there is a loose script with things they have to say to push the story along - but there is still a decent amount of improv too.

[brooklyngwk]

Leon says Al...he thinks its his friend Al but its really Larry's friend Hal

[whostolecarlosrox]

Exactly. But that dipshit eliteWarriorSpb insists he's right.

I love it when people try to make me look stupid but it blows up in their face.

[TheProphiting1]

" black man doin' his muth fuckin' thing in the world, baby, ya feel me? "

[revolutionoctave]

you can have the bitch the back like i said i hit then i quit it

[whostolecarlosrox]

"WUT UP AL?!?! Ha ha haaa!"

UNBEATABLE, UNTOPPABLE, UNBELIEVABLE PERFECT GENIUS!!

The fact he ACTUALLY thought it was LARRY is fucking GODLIKE humour.

"What?! What the fuck you talkin' about man? Look here man.."

Those 2 quotes are the best parts of the fucking scene. Oh and the shit Leon's saying and Hal thinks it's LARRY LOL I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU, FUCK YOU LARRY!!

It's even funnier cuz you can ALMOST imagine Larry pulling off this stunt AND that voice!!

[cultivator23]

LMAO.

omg i was thinking the exact same thing as u

[eliteWarriorSpb]

His name is Hal

durrrrrr

[whostolecarlosrox]

Yes I know that. But he SAYS AL

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

which is why he thought he was talking to someone else. He thought he was talking to one of his friends. Why do you think he said he fucked his girl why he wasn't in town?

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[whostolecarlosrox]

I knew some smart dumbass or some dumb smartass was gonna try and pull that on me and I'd have to put them in their place. The guy's name is HAL but SAYS "AL" cuz he assumed it was this guy he knows named AL. I guess trying to embarrass me just blew up in your face.

[eliteWarriorSpb]

No dumbass, you can clearly hear he says Hal, and Leon is crazy so he didnt know who he was talking to and he was fuckin with them. Dont message me back cuz Im not having an internet fight with another retard. BYE!

[whostolecarlosrox]

I'll message you back all I want you fucking dumb truck.

He says AL. That's a fact. PUT ON THE SUBTITLES YOU DUMB PRICK. I love people who talk shit when they're plain WRONG. Dumb ass don't respond, you'll just embarrass yourself further. Either way I know I'm right and I know I proved you to be a DUMB FUCK. I don't know what's sweeter actually. If you do respond or if you don't. Either way you're a dumbshit.

[eliteWarriorSpb]

HAHA, im laughing at you.

Do you know your alphabet? Do you know what sound "h" makes?

Lol your so stupid. Hal said, "hey its Hal"

and Leon called him Al? Are you stupid? Lol actually keep responding, this is fun. I love your stupidity and every time you responded it gets better. Your getting mad aren't you? Haha this is the greatest

[whostolecarlosrox]

I'm wrong yet....

THE SUBTITLES ON THE DVD SAY "AL"

right? Good game moron. Hal said "Hey it's Hal", what's your point? I know what he says you dumbshit. You're wrong dude, get over it..

As Jeff would say "LOSE WITH DIGNITY". Or did I get that quote wrong too? Yeah being wrong and insisting you're right even when I have FACTS on my side must truly be the greatest. Tool.

[eliteWarriorSpb]

Dont you get it? He said his name is Hal so why would Leon call him Al? I dont need "facts" he clearly said "what up Haaaal". Your an idiot case closed and go have fun with your "facts". The thing is this will never end because i know your not man enough to not message back, if your so sure your right dont message me back and if you do then i know for a "fact" your wrong and your an idiot. So quit wasting your useless time.

[whostolecarlosrox]

It's never gonna end? I seem to remember you saying you weren't gonna respond. You're such a tool. He says "it's Hal" AFTER he says "what up al" dumb shit. Maybe he called him the wrong name cuz he....has the wrong phone? Does that make any kind of sense? Idiot.

Do you know what a fact is? Official confirmation? No? Yeah ok, I guess the official script and DVD are wrong. I guess you just can't convince some people there's a fire even if their hair is burning.

Fuck you're stupid.

[eliteWarriorSpb]

Well no, i told you not to message me back but you did because I knew you would get mad and be a pussy. If you are so sure you are right then why do you bother messaging me back. Just stop, your just so retarded I dont know how to get it through your stupid fucking head to stop messaging me. Why dont you have any common sense and say to your self that "Im right this is over"? If you message me back, which I know you will cause your a fuckin sped im not going to respond, case closed, bye!

[whostolecarlosrox]

Cuz I love proving assholes like you wrong and putting them in their place.

This is your way of admitting you were wrong and trying to salvage some sort of dignity isn't it?

You're wrong, end of story. Fuck off and have a nice life.

[eliteWarriorSpb]

bye

[whostolecarlosrox]

Yeah I already told you to fuck off and you were wrong. Bye.

[sucramnormark]

Wow, when are you youtube nerds gonna quit the arguing? On every video there are schmucks like you being besserwissers. Just watch the damn video!

[cbrown51ky]

they are shcmohawks

[kikomiko1]

hahaha they called it with Barack Obama. This was in 2006, right?

[TSMontana]

"You can have yo' wife back. I don't want the bitch no mo'!"

[bolomite]

Black man doin' his muthafuckin' thing in the world, man

[metemi]

Barack Obama muthafucker, I'm the president of hittin' that ass!

[CassAnayadotcom]

Tim Meadows is so awesome

[PaulWilliems]

:8 is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard!

[whostolecarlosrox]

BEST MOMENT IN TV SHOW HISTORY!!!!!

[rappingreceptionist2]

and you never once paid for drugs... not once.

[9Bluejay]

He thought it was Larry! :)

[brownheartxxx]

Leon my nigga! fuck Jews muthafucka!

BLACK MEN THE BEST!!

[nmball13]

its funny cuz leon doesnt even know who he is

[railroadromes]

im the president, of hittin that ass

[dowling1981]

Scotland?

[dowling1981]

Why are you being so horrendously hurtful?

[KillAllCops]

way of the tube.

[dowling1981]

When did you invent these customs?

[KillAllCops]

Me invent them?...Just the way it is on here dont you think?...Everyone knows about everything better than everybody else.

Apparently.

No badness, Dig? xxx

[dowling1981]

I see what you are saying. And Curb's sixth season?

[KillAllCops]

Umm, whatabout it mate? :)

Its fantastic?...im actually dying waiting for the 7th.

Do you know when it will be available to the UK...

...cuzza the whole HBO thing,.

[dowling1981]

You speak with ferocity yet there is no outcome. Shall there be a 7th Series?

[KillAllCops]

its sad that tone doesnt transfer on here, because there was no ferocity (or at least, none intended) in my last comment.

Maybe im reading your comment wrong or something, anyway...yeah, theres a 7th according to the buzz.

[dowling1981]

The buzz may be right as there shall be further opportunity for Jeff and his cohorts to arise. Shall you purchase them?

[KillAllCops]

I shall

[dowling1981]

That is good. When does it happen?

[ChiccoAndGtv]

Hilarious...you had to be there for the whole episode.

[Mediterraneanblue9]

He thought he was larry on the phone. lol!

[SaundersKira]

WHAT UP HAL!! WHATS GOIN ON BOI!!

[milenky]

what up AL? lol

[Beta2G]

"Fuck you Larry!"

[choad45]

LOL

[treymcneil]

black man doing his thing: Barack Obama,Barack Obama motherfucking

[Daniill35]

i love leon

[xmobster5]

hahhahahhaha

[crazyjojp]

So fucking funny

[shmacka]

"you can have your wife back, i don't want the bitch no more" - best line in television history

[mikeyd344]

ahahahahaha

I'm the president......of hittin' that ass!

[supermike109]

funniest line

[bellamyb1]

OMG leon from the ladies man, mad lad

[choad45]

"I hit it and I quit it" LOL

[slimshady9307]

Leon is sooo funnny