Metal Gear Solid - Metal Gear Stupid

[Megas751]

Ocelot sure likes his bitches

[12DevasSonGoku84]

The craziest 10 minutes of my life... Worth it, though! I mean you gotta love the Secret Theatre!

[solidsnake2234]

Solid BITCH, Snake BITCH! God this video is great

[gogetaseba]

Do you hear those images out of metal gear solid ps2 like, that these images come metal gear metal gear solid 1?

[F3arWolf]

I'll ask Solid Snake where my one hundred billion dollars is...

[osmanpbs]

100000000 dolars right over there where is arsenal gear i want the b***h money

[kovo123]

SHALASHASKA!

[gam3fr3ak179]

*snake gets ready to take a defense when ocelot was about to jump into the plane*

snake:DAMN!

ocelot:*jumps into the plane and gets trown out the otherside*

....2 mins later*

snake & EVA:*laughters of a million laughs*

and all because ocelot when out on way andf out the other

[somuchforthecityeh]

We'll find out what kind of TIME PARADOX you really are

[yggdrasil94]

3:26 Lulz Boner lmao

[theraidenreturn97]

Solid Bitch Snake Bitch <3

[Angel0fDarkness78]

I love the music choice in the video so much i had to favorite the song itself <3 But everytime i hear it i start repeating things from this video xD

[Angel0fDarkness78]

6:08 I Cried laughing xDDD

[GamerMGO]

3 years old and still good

[DamnMexicansLOL]

WHY IS SNAKE NAKED

[TheWWEUploader1455]

@DamnMexicansLOL Naked Snake, haha

[vallejozz]

@DamnMexicansLOL Daah! because he is Naked Snake

[HATERofEVILcritics]

good question, why IS snake naked? O_o

[fataustinpowers]

@HATERofEVILcritics because he got the hell beaten out of him, got tortured, his eye shot out protecting eva, escape a high security prison, chased by dogs through the sewers, jumped off a waterfall and almost crossed over to the ghost world

[HATERofEVILcritics]

@fataustinpowers Oh, sounds like an ordinary weekend :P

[xavier6757]

The secercretary of defence has killed your parents

[Bigboss472]

SOLID BITCH SNAKE BITCH ahhhh about three years and still funny ;D

[CANUTOPC]

jajajaj xdddd

[zingodoom]

This is... funny?

[monkeysfists159]

b*tch b*tch b*tch

[masterreflex]

10 million bitch! the next "it's over 9000!"

[bbFlameDragon]

That was so funny!! Good job!

[12345aj5]

die bitch looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooool

[Zenkon13]

What's with the Genome Soldier at 1:54? XD

It's completely random...

[Domenicomn]

07:18 at 07:34 poor guy :,(

08:10-GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!

[pentsu08]

How did you know there was a ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS lodged in there? That's some female intuition you've got.

[DavidPennable]

@pentsu08 look at my facebook dwizzle@live.com

[LaVaReEfAcT1]

6:20 When does that happen?

[guiltyguildleader]

@LaVaReEfAcT1

never. its from a trailer hideo kojima showed on the E3 when he was supposed to show MGS4-trailer

the version is called Metal Gear Raiden: Snake Eraser

[yggdrasil94]

he went from olive drab to naked/tiger stripe lol when he got ran over lol

[jasonlp96]

well the creater must bin a real BITCH BITCH B-BITCH

[LegshotLoren99]

i like DIE BITCH

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

at 1:35 its like they're advertising something on toonami

[TheBartuskowy]

It's fantastic very fanny :))

[tomboytayuya]

LOL his makes my day! 

[DarkAndersonEX]

Holy sheet 666 likes.... ! And I like it.

[fare777]

Liquid... So it is true.. You and I are... Meryyyyyyyyl!!

[linerider0800]

Where's my ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!...right over there

4:40

[Bigboss472]

The extras were in the other disc I think

[TinyGiraffePro]

Um.. Dude. How did you get all of those..alternate scenes? Those did not happen when I played MGS:3. Wtf? xD By the way, this was hilarious. I LOVED the Volgin dance. It made me think of Peter Griffin.

[SitarHeroIX]

@TinyGiraffePro They're from the MGS Secret Theater extras, which I believe are only on the re-released version of MGS3, not the first version. Though, you can pretty much find all of them on youtube.

[TheOtaku143110]

want me to do it 10 million BITCH style?

[xANDRO1Dx]

Wow

[MrPikape]

WHAT the hell?

cut out is eyes

... they got my eye !!!

[MrBoesen]

name of the song?

[BboyLupe17]

snake, snake , snake , b!ch!!!! snake....

[darthkazden]

Colonel can your hear me? ........ Colonel ANSWER ME!

[goreur10]

0:43 WTF??

[GamerMGO]

ive seen this so many times over the passed 2 years and ive left numerous comments this is one of the best videos EVER it never gets old

[mikhaylwatsn]

"The Secretary of Defense has-" "KILLED YOUR PARENTS!!!"

[hadesjr17]

is not over yet BITCH!! lol!!

[Exteel391]

loooool

[andrkir]

"Why is Snake naked" LMAO

[hadesjr17]

i laugh so hard when ocelot try to get into the airplane but he fail lfmao!!!

[clucheyc]

WHY IS SNAKE NAKED? HAHA SAW THT

[DavidPennable]

as I said, I came to take it back.

[MrLucianoaf]

what the?

[PojekGwapzpo123]

Well If U give me Hind D? I might consider saving it..

What are you talking about?? I don't have one

XD so fucking hellarious

[Bester35]

DEEPTHROAT. UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH very funny

[DavidPennable]

this about sums it up

[KnockUrBack]

2:08 LOL :D

[giasou55]

There ... A bitch ! Ten million Bitch ! :DDDDDDDDD

[NestorDCPagaduan]

and you're forgetting one very basic thing...you dont have what it takes to BITCH!!! me

*BANG* foolish BITCH!!!! an ocelot never losses his BITCH!!!!

[NestorDCPagaduan]

solid BITCH!!!, snake BITCH!!!!

[gigitygigity93]

(colonel)the secretary of defense

(snake)what?

(colonel)HUH?!

[Nandaaaaaaaaa]

Oh God, lmao xD Love it

[derin2795]

would you rather i did it 10 milloin bicth still?

[Malia2]

Still Effin Hilariuos XD o(^w^)b

[DavidPennable]

I HEAR IT'S AMAZING WHEN THE FAMOUS PURPLE STUFFED suit IN FLAP JAWED SPACE, WITH A TUNING FORK, DOES A RAW BLINK ON COOPERATE MEDIA ROCK, I NEED SCISSORS TO DESTROY 61 FILES THAT WIKI WILL LEak it's happening folks, infowars.dot.com 

[Chirlaxx]

BITCH!!!

[SneakingFox]

Solid BITCH Snake BITCH! LMAO

[SpyengoEen]

-Where's my one hundred billion dollars?

-Right over there.

LOOOOOL

[kotarotacon]

hahahahaha omg your video is a epic win sir I could watch the "who´s that ninja?" scene all day and still laugh at it xD

[Freyja94]

BITCH! Ocelot rulez

[mithrilpurple]

snake, snake, snake, solid snake, snake, BETCH

hahahaha

[EqualsThreeable]

Otacon: If she's disguised as the enemy, you'll have to contact her when she's alone, huh

There's only one place where we can be sure she's by herself

Snake: Where's that?

Otacon: Don't be so dense...

Solidus: Inside You!

Raiden: What?!

Snake: What the hell are you talking about?!

LOL its like shes inside him, like... sex, ya know, too funny :)

[hoppkanin]

FUcking funny!

[Danphiroud]

So retarded and random but funny as hell!

I laughted at 1:10 when ocelot fails his jump and the EVA and Snake lauhgted their asses off lol

[dagongent2]

NO THAT IS NOT SHALASHASKA!

[CoreySchmitt]

THERE! A BITCH!

[Raven1794]

wft?!?!? i lol'd a lot at 6:21 xD

[XxPhoenixHarpyexX2]

looks like ocelot is really stuk with his B*tch!!!

LOLOL!!! its been like 3 video of that already...B*tCH!

[StacksAKALilAce]

Metal Gear BITCH

[Hudson12829]

How did you know there was 100 HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS lodged in there?

XD

[balltavorb]

"The secretary of defense has KILLED YOUR PARENTS!"

[Danphiroud]

The secretary of defense has KILLED YOUR PARENTS! lololol

[joc95]

snake snake, solid BITCH!!

[koneki6787]

1:10 to 1:20 Epic XD

[siaolang26010]

can anyone please tell me what's the classical song called?

[poobumbutt]

Snake is naked at 3:17 because Liquid wanted to fight shirtless. Seriously, that's why?

[DragonslayerII]

Otacon: There's only one place where we can be sure she's by herself.

Snake: Where's that?

Otacon: Don't be so dense.

Solidus: Inside YOU.

Raiden: What?

Seriously, I said "What?!" the same time Raiden did after all that. XD

[Hadouken082]

@DragonslayerII hahahahahha :P

[trebekalex]

The secretary of defense has KILLED YOUR PARENTS! O____O

[dantreiscool]

The secretary of defense...

- WHAT!?

- HUH!!

[Yellow13Firestorm]

"It's not over yet! BITCH!"

[RedChickenLegs]

that is not deepthroat,

that is MY HAND!!!

lolololol

^.^ brilliantly put together

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

lol you don't have what it takes to bitch me

[MrHammerofthegods]

There! a BITCH!

Solid BITCH! Snake BITCH!

LOOOL

[nitroxize]

Are these actual scenes from the games? cause 1:10 is fuckin quality i have never done that LOL

[DjSilver118]

wtf at snake dancing

[Squall1993]

lol at 1:32 XDDD epic

[Alpine228]

Whaaaarh! ftw

[deadkrazy]

Solid Bitch ROFL!!!!

[FBMS91]

Colonel can you hear me?

Colonel! Answer me!

The secretary of defense has

What?!

Huh? LOL!

Can't forget the long pause with Naomi or Volgin's dance! Awesome video!

[Levaillol]

wheres my 1 HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

right over there!

DUUNNN

That is MY HAAAAAAANNNDDDDD

Perfume? B-BITCH

The secretary of defence has killed your parents

what the hell was that ninja thing? .... liquid? METAL GEAR? Snake says METAL GEAR weird!

NO that is not shalashaska?

WHAAAAAAARRRRFGH he was my friend!

the best parody of METAL GEAR eber!

[amerith20]

omg can't stop laughing!

[gimee50k]

the scene at 1:05 has to be one of the biggest fails ever lol

[Robygol89]

Solid BITCH Snake BITCH ahahaha...

[iJoshsubscribed]

i own the first metal gear on ps1 it rules

[Mastercheif194]

whaaaarh

[Mastercheif194]

lolol

[Jeremy082]

omg 7:08 through 7:38 is the best

[sonatanighwish]

and you re forgetting one more very basic thing ITS NOT OVER YET BITCH BITCH BITCH hehe

[ChrisBuckethead]

this is funny as hell. i am crying from laughing

[GamerMGO]

i have been watching this since 08 and it never gets old

[ryderdu78]

xD verry good are the moments with Ocelot "BITCH"

Good job

[SonicSoldier93]

wait a minute does that mean snake threw a transmitter worth 100 billion dollars into a fire i mean i know its not really worth that im just talkin about the story of the parody

[fare777]

Don't worry... Roy Campbell has... A HIND D!

[Hudson12829]

The Classical music made me laugh really hard.

[DawningEnd]

I suppose my earlier comment was immature of me. I'm sorry, I'll make sure not to do it again.

Putting that aside...nice work. I loved the moments involving the Secretary of Defense and when you had everyone saying "Snake" along with the music.

[BigScarab90]

oh man. watched this around 1 year ago and it's stll funny as hell.

naomi, I just had some kind of hallucination. is it the eyes of a rookie?

WTF? XD

also, that Volgin dance at 6:06 makes me laugh everytime

[Merchant2006]

@BigScarab90

Heh :) I really need to get back and make more retarded and random videos of MGS... just need some inspiration lol

[Agmw210]

@Merchant2006 i hope this is some inspiration its the best franchies in the world ur awesome i subscribed u all your videos are awesome this video is sooooooooooooo funny and if u make another one it will be funnier.YOURE THE BEST PLEASE MAKE MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!..lol

[lalogamer]

lmao ocelot bitch im going to call bitche al the ppl in mgo

[TanukiTeabag]

The Secretary of Defense has a Hind D?

I LOL'd

[Marshall1816]

OMG volgin 1 hundred billion dollars

Ocelot BITCH!!! BITCH!!

^^ is very good

[tokorev747777]

so freakin funny!

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Big Boss, you're fucked."

[kecu0]

I loved it! XD

'Solid BITCH, Snake BITCH!' Haha! XD

[TheBigWhiteGun]

LOL! Maybe i might favorite this video.

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

BITCH!!

[eddyfuzzy5]

The beginning truly is the end for my friend when he plays this game... or rather tries to play it!

[faithfulwolf]

^ ^ snake is HOT I CANT STAND IT!

ok im done ( :

[Cypher520]

What's the video from where ocelot drops his gun?

[ujo1934]

roflmfao when that guy flew through that other end of that plane was the funnyiest part

[thanatos241]

2:08 liquid fail!!

[sephiroth900000]

2:07 XDXDXDXDXD

[LostHope2109]

lol solid BITCH snake BITCH

[iamemod]

that is "MY HAND ARRRRRRGH"

my love <3

[kuramaredrose]

This bitch is OCELOT! This bitch is LIQUID!

so its true...you and I are MERYYYYYYYYYYYYL!!!!!

[MegaAntoniothebest]

raiden is the richest man in the world

[MegaAntoniothebest]

3:59 - 4:02

snake...snake...baby snake!XD

[chevelle454ss1]

6:30 ROFL!!! FAIL!!!!

[dargoon28]

that was perty good you cna put more things in to it wish proby make it bitter I give you a 3 out of 5 how good it was

[Davidleboulanger]

SNAKE !!!

[AlmightyPivotLord]

lol i love this ive seen it like OVER 9000!!! times

[Markymarkus060994]

LMAO

[SCP1891]

"Would you rather I did it ten million bitch style?" LMAO

[Artumis19]

1:55. Solid BITCH!! Snake BITCH!! LMAO

[ShadowRunner28]

Interestingly funny. I couldn't tell if the author was trying to dis Metal Gear or if he was just trying to be funny. Either way...it worked. Lol.

[noex100]

This bitch is OCELOT! This bitch is LIQUID!

Heh heh heh

[CrazyEmiliano]

Snake-Snake Snake-BITCH!

I was ROFL when Ocelot dropped his gun XD

[infamousdylan3]

u and i r.. MERLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[kapi8687]

could be thats some bitch intuition you got there xD

[legowhatever]

that is funny!

[ViperSRTnACR]

4:44

Where's my... 100 billion dollars!!!

Right over there...

[noex100]

Snake! Snake! Snake! Solid Snake! Snake! BITCH!

I just love it! LOL

[viciotary]

the secretary of defense KILLED YOUR PARENTS!!! raiden:!!

[nickmasterinu]

3:15 "Too much fun with EVA maybe?"

[D33P7hr0a72]

I love the video and the ending was epic. But whats the song? 5/5 star video :)

[xEmoSolidSnakex]

how u get all those werid videos like naked snake falling into the shagohod and dancing wiff zero???

[namfamily2202]

solid bitch! snake bitch!

[TESIV4LIFE]

10 million BBBIIITTTCCCHHH style

[TheStudioNightHawk]

SOLID BITCH!!!

[MrJoker129]

snake.. snake... snake.. BITCH LOL XD

[BladeTheHedgehog0]

2:08 fail

[jimbocorrigan94]

Bitch ahahah lool good video xD

[Rifter09]

BITCH!

[GeneralKratos92]

BITCH!!!!!!

[ScreamedOutHeart]

haha this video is EPIC! xD

[mishulong]

1:05 EPIC FAIL!

[Firemarok]

snake snake snake BITCH! lol...

[Danphiroud]

1:23 they are laughting their asses of becaus Ocelot fall off hahahahahahaha!

[BlueFire4101]

I had to stop the video around 4: 00, my voice was beginning to hurt from laughing my ass off too many times.

[Merchant2006]

xD Thanks, I didn't think people would find it this funny lol