Segway?

[WaGoNs23]

Is this a Segway? *unzips zipper*

[gerardoporres]

meekakitty just mentioned "segway" on her latest vlog :P

[BlueHippo317]

i just watched about all of your videos. took me all night. no regrets

[IHateSchoolPeople]

why does that guy look SOOO MUCH LIKE TODDLY00 !!!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Blakey1505]

that was a guy? (winking person)

[theroxeedoodle]

@Blakey1505 Do you not have ears? Lol

[Blakey1505]

@theroxeedoodle i actually dont.. thanks for bringing up the memories of constant brutal teasing throughout my childhood... which was all visual becuase i cant hear :(

[cyberhi04]

i miss chicago!

[oneawesomefreak1]

oh my god, one of my favouritest WW videos

[LMA0NAISE]

Ah, how I love watching Wheezy videos on my Segway.

[changomatt123]

he looks like John Green

[ChaoticSupernova]

2:06 If Craig is holding the camera then who is driving?!

[thechokey]

@ChaoticSupernova

if craig is holding the camera

then who is phone???

[EmotionsNeverLie]

Is this a segway?

[FruitLoopFan]

"Segway Tour's canceled."

PWND. Dx

[fullysicsubwoofers]

lol theres an ad for a electric shaver next to your head

[raystrife234]

SAAAAAAAAAAAMMMiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iCH!

[pinkmage05]

What kind of sandwich was that? That looked good.

[Kleptako]

hey man i have watched all of your 356 videos and i now know all of your inside jokes

[WatchingMatthew]

This video was uploaded on my Dads birthday.

That is all...

[SparklyCheeseburger]

looks like the child of dave matthews and seth rogen :)

[danny899]

its spike from pops!

[jacobenichkadar]

In two weeks, I've watched about 25% of the Wheezy Waiter episodes and mentioned setting Ford Fiestas on fire before calling the fire department so they didn't think I did it...

(psst, that last part about the Fiestas wasn't true. Please, do not call the cops on me.)

[oxGrEeKxo]

eww fat british guy looks like a girl

[beribbonedmuffin]

he looks like a big bearded teddy bear! ^^

[MrBoobiTV]

Whos the fat british guy hahahahah

[Mer1002]

You are so cute when you pretend to be clueless <3

[mohhkneekuhh]

that sandwich looked good...

[xXspacecaseXx]

lol you and ur friends look alike funny how some ppl seem to saround themselves with ppl who look like them

[thomtraphagen]

lmao matt hates you

[StarInvasion]

that looked like one tastey sandwich

[Dcamilleri1]

wats a segway?

[HalfAssHorse0]

:O!

[Dcamilleri1]

???

[HalfAssHorse0]

You don't know what a segway is? It suprised me.

[Dcamilleri1]

wat is it...tell me?

[DudeItsAndixD]

I wonder if you still don't know ??

[Dcamilleri1]

infact i dont :/

[DudeItsAndixD]

Awh well I may as well tell you :P He shows a picture of one at 0:08 and if that doesn't help just remember :

Google is your best friend :P

[Dcamilleri1]

finally! lol nice xD

[sarvigirl]

I heart segways!

[Ayame131]

I went on a segway tour in Chicago! I loooooved it!

[splicegrrl]

Matt and Sam rule.

(And I can't believe I'm three weeks behind on Wheezy videos. Stupid slow internet in Indonesia! Rushing to catch up before my modem thingy stops flashing blue.)

[angelicawalker123]

Oooo... Segway!

Not a segway

[xgobobeanx]

oh no!!  that sucks.... damn rain!

[experiment35]

my mother twas a segway

[wallyloiterer]

you look so cute with your blue hoodie on :]

[futurfry]

i just realized that you look EXACTLY like Jackson from gilmore girls

[dinosaurlover7]

hahahaha i love the oooh button thing for subscribing.

[pennygoo]

oh it's like that where i live, too.

[Ashleylovesnerds]

I remember when I first started watching you and your awesome beard there were only three or four hundred veiws and now its at three thousandish!

[shmeellly]

I just went to Paris and we went on a Segway Tour and it was awesome :) And it was pouring rain lol

[valerie2776]

Someone should\d make a cool hip mode of transportation called the Segue.

[redhandgrunt]

Oh great and powerful Wheezy Waiter! Guide us with your great knowledge. Should John Green Keep his beard?

[missdivinestalls]

I like extra house sauce on my segue sandwiches.

[LARPSC]

Weeezzy Waiterrr!

[baobabtrees]

sam is cuuuuute!

[aejrecbe]

Reminds me of "Are you my mommy?"

[naomignome]

wheezywaiter---how are you voting for john green's beard?

should he keep it, or shave it?

i can't decide how to vote, and decided that i needed input from the beard master/ninja/guy.

[elffia]

I am replying to this comment so that if wheezywaiter replies, I will see his reply and know if I should change my vote.

[wheezywaiter]

I think he needs to get rid of it. While I will always think beards are better and John's beard is no exception, it's making my beard less special on youtube. So for entirely selfish reasons, I say get rid of it!

[elffia]

success! wheezy waiter is the only beard on youtube!

[whitenailsnguitars]

Sam's hot. He should make a cameo more often, lmao

[laughter4400]

mmmm, was that a tuna sub? yummers :)

[CrayolaaWonderr]

The tumbnail made me think Todd did a video with you. First thing I did was read the describy, and Todd wasn't linked. I am sadden to find out Todd is not in this video.

[ghostwritten87]

Is this a segway?

:D

[KeithSwanger]

Next video better be at the empire state building. I hate cliffhangers that don't follow through in the sequel.

[lindseykiss]

Segway, EAT FRESH!

[CaptainWilhelm]

i was the first fat british guy to give a wink!!!!

[wheezywaiter]

it's true. shhhhhhhhhhh.

thanks for buying our album. I hope you enjoy it.

[CaptainWilhelm]

its okay man. i love your stuff!

am i the only cool one that thinks toddly looks like matt, and not the other way round? haha

[mewpie85]

how do you eat a segway? now, there's a conundrum!

[Angieanything]

Awesome and funny.

Much love!!

[0BRIAN00]

Woops Wrong acount, I said, Awesome video. And you used my wink. yay!

[FictionalGeorge]

hooray for fat british guys :)

[0BRIAN00]

Lolage...

[wheezywaiter]

yesssssssssss. thanks for sending it. (you weren't the first fat British guy, but it was good all the same.)

[tubulance17]

Hey im a segway

[mewpie85]

i'm a segway, too

awesome!

[ezsandler]

I just watched 166 WheezyWaiter videos and I'm finally caught up.

I hate my life.

[irishmuffin23]

you should love life, thats awesome

[mewpie85]

hahaha!

[wheezywaiter]

whoa. Thanks for watching. I hope you become less hateful of your life soon.

[ezsandler]

me too...

[blerbele632]

@ezsandler now there is 361. fun times ehh?

[Katiefoolery]

That was a beautifully seamless segue from start to finish.

[lestrangesisters]

Jeez Craig do ALL of your friends have beards? Do you all belong to some sort of beard club, all swapping beard growing tips and practicing pogonotomy? (note: pogonotomy is the act of cutting a beard)

[wheezywaiter]

yes. only bearded friends for me. If girls could grow beards, then beardless girls would be out of the picture.

[dneujahr87]

That's very disappointing for those of us without beards because I think you would make a trustworthy and loyal friend. Any exceptions?

[xlEDlx]

@wheezywaiter the only man id go to fiji with.

[skimmertakesall]

@wheezywaiter my grandma has a beard.

[bfreemercy]

@wheezywaiter I have chin hair, does that count?

[storry1234]

@wheezywaiter one thing why would they thumb up this comment when its an uploader comment even though it doesnt say it is WHOA mind rape....... HEY HEEEEYYY FAT BEARDLESS MAN COMMERCIAL IN THE CORNER GET OUTTA HERE HEEEEYEYEYEYE get out of here no one loves you YEAH YOU BETTER GET GOING okay now what was i saying oh i forgot computer wink ;P

[itiselizabeth]

Damn elusive segways, ruining segways for everyone...

[dendi182]

great one!

[awoller]

You made my really crappy night a little bit better. Seriously, thanks.

[vdmerwe]

don't be saaaad. <3<3<3

[awoller]

Aw thanks stranger internet friend.

[wheezywaiter]

I hope you're feeling better today :)

[awoller]

I am :) Thanks

[chrisontv88]

I thought Matt was Todd. Silly me.

[crazzyally]

Your friend looks like todd.. =D

[warpedalibi]

The end is hilarious!

[mynameischrisyeah]

Really loved this video! Great job! Is this comment a SegWay?

[s0merand0mdude95]

matt = toddly00

[spazzumgurl]

That's what I thought too, but it's not. Toddly00 lookalike!!!

[Ash9214]

I always mistake my sandwiches for segways.

They really shouldn't have made them so simular

[oryanphox]

you'll fine the segway, don't give up!!! i have faith in you!!!

[milkaannddhoney]

LOL eating a segway.

are you going to the wicker park fest in July?? it's going to be aweesome

[wheezywaiter]

I usually go. I might be there.

[wilsontech1]

Craig, genius! Loved every min!

[imzUnicorn]

I don't really know what a segway is. *pretends she didn't say that and googles it* :]

[ipdddd]

wat are the ford fiesta missions for?

[wheezywaiter]

just an incentive to have the Fiesta appear in videos...but it's sort of unnecessary for me because I make way to many videos already.

[meekakitty]

segways are my favorite ever.

[kaosboy13]

I used the same joke in my Metal Gear Solid 2 Abridged video. Every time Snake sees a machine, he has to ask it "Are you Metal Gear?"

[IJethrobot]

Hooray for CTA. : )

~ Jethro.

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

yummm I want a segway now

[jesherka]

segways are for chimpanzees!

"are you eating a segway?" lulz

[Raphaelus13]

is having a beard a requirement to be in your crew?

[wheezywaiter]

Yes. Beards for life!

[punkslilncs]

Any one else look up the definition of a segway?

[beardieboo]

poor matt and his inability to not appear to us youtube nerds as toddly00.

[lysmeanslily]

i so thought he did another collab with Toddly. Thank you for not making me feel like an idiot. Can i say though Matt did a good enough job.

[IdiotFest101]

Haha, yeah I thought it was Toddly too. ^_^

[artvandelay13]

yeah, first i thought it was kirby from goodie bag, then i thought it was toddly...

[wheezywaiter]

nope. just my friend Matt. Soon you'll start saying Toddly looks like Matt!

[artvandelay13]

*gasp* he does!!

[andrsdtz]

that was fun Craig and Matt :o)

[jadeddryad]

i had a freak out moment because i thought matt was todd and i thought of the zen men and it made me giggle inside

[jadeddryad]

btw the title made me think of zen men and your guys' whole seeegwaaay thing...

[Mike019232]

That segway looks good. ;)

[dneujahr87]

Ah, so sad about the weather. You look dissapointed. Chin up, there will be more assignments. Regardless, good effort on the video.

[UchihaWakka]

I thought that wink was a girl till it winked!

[JTVze]

27th

[fallofautumndistro]

This comment is a segway.

[wheezywaiter]

to what, pray tell?

[fuckedupspaz123]

Matt looks like toddly00

how strange :S

[doctornoise]

Segways. They're so funny lookin'.

[billtvmacon]

LOL! Segway! Great video!

[SockerClare15]

haha this is a funny one

[cookie4monster4]

I want a sandwich to be named Segway. I will make a sandwich and it will be my Segway.

[suchducks]

That's like the time I bought a Segway and named it 'Sandwich'

[cookie4monster4]

I should eat my Segway sandwich while riding your Sandwich segway.

[timestarvedcd]

subway ftw

[pixonu]

I used to be a segway.

[Lidespam]

it's working now :p :D

[beckstraordinary]

Yummy Segway.

[falletron]

I am the Segway.

[SOYSAUCESAMURAI]

are you gay!

[matt062992]

lmao i love you craig :)

[SOYSAUCESAMURAI]

are you gay?

[zeromeltdown]

0:50 Toddly00???!?!

[AllAroundNerdFighter]

Sucks about the rainy-ness

*wow, third comment...really...this is very strange, must be the end of the world

[cookie4monster4]

... :(

[cheesearoundtheworld]

my life is a segway

[thespian1009]

what a segway?

[CleverestWitch2188]

My favorite part..

"So what are you eating? Are you eating a Segway?"

"No, it's a sandwich."

LOL. Good stuff, as usual. =)

-Sara

[theceashore]

"The sidewalk or your feet?"

"Yeah"

LOL

[jussttom]

is that a segway?

no thats a sandwich lol

[KavithaisPadfoot]

Awesome

[Lidespam]

video isn't working :/