Warhammer Dawn of War - Get A Mac Commerical

[Rilurio]

im gonna get a pc

Cuz, ya know, chaos has cookies

[Doomyboy1000]

Tau is scared as shit

[TediBearCommando]

ahhh yes chaos the dick race lmao =3

[richardschannel1000]

What do you call a Lasgun with a laser sight?

Twin Linked

[ThePhoenixRebourne]

am..... Necrons have Autorepair and when are to damaged, they are summoned back to the Monolith.... in the last Part I did not understand a thing.

[np02058]

and the moral of the story is..... mac apple fanboys are orcs?

[alphex1000]

@np02058 nope macs our elders im a mac person and a pc person so i know witch is witch XD elders are the mac people who think there better orcs are the sloppy green trolls that think there the only good computers out there the chaos is the mac trolling lol the space marine is trying to say the pc is the best while the mac trolls him XD and the tau is like WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT to the pc witch is the necrons and then the necron witch is the pc has a virus btw sorry spelled races wrong:(

[np02058]

@alphex1000 honestly a more realistic description of mac would be the look of a eldar but the personality of orc;P also hate to break it to you but as mac gets more popular its more likly that people start developing viruses for it heh;P

[alphex1000]

@np02058 lol it will take a long time before they do check the vid responses lol!

[alphex1000]

i like how the necrons shut down like a pc would when they get a virus

[Skaut5551]

хуйня!!!

[GeneralSturnn]

If you need your Mac upgraded to a PC simply visit "Da Mek Shop" gl finding one though.

[Stupidfart9876]

Chaos Mac User is such a troll

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Chaos: Ha ha.

[johnmuie]

the eldar sounds a bit like stewie griffin

[Borg639]

Ork: DEM ELDAR BREAK EASY!

Eldar: Orks, there stench fills the air...

Ork: WHAT! THE ELDAR THINK THERE BETTER DAN UZ!

Eldar: Yes

Ork: AH YEAH?!

Eldar: Yes

Ork: WWWAAAAGHHH, WAAAAAGGGHHHH, WWWAAAAGGGHHH

so damn funny... but the tau was funniest xD

[DarkAngel2796]

WHAT IS THIS, NO IG! I will now make it rain arty shells on you

[cptcommunism99]

Everyone knows Necron technology is what the Apple company is using. That's why Steve Jobs disappeared; some heroic space marine that none shall remember sacrificed himself that we may be spared temporarily while the Necron Lord repairs itself.

[Slymind]

The lack of IG is disappointing.

[TheMasterNX]

0:57 lol the space marine is like "wtf dude..."

[brandon77091]

@TheMasterNX cause that space marine is a chaos space marine possesed marines of the chaos gods chaos means demons and heretics

[Stijning]

this is HERESY!

[TheVbm]

all i say is MORE DAKKA

[Sylpheix]

it wouldve been funnier if the space marine shot the chaos marine :)

[TheSonOfDumb]

Can you give me a working d/l link? The file's missing. Everywhere.

[herrzorlo]

0:49

"We are the"

"Yesss? Hahaha"

[1oODeathAngelOo1]

Chaos is funny =)

[Sadisticjellyfish73]

So wait, Chaos is supposed to be the Mac and the Imperium is supposed to be PC? That's the worst pro-mac analogy I've ever seen.

[cripsmafia]

macs suck ass

[PsychoticSorcerer666]

Space Marine: We are the Emperor's-

Chaos Space marine: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

....MARINES OF THE EMPEROR!!!!

My favorite part.

[Goldfarseer]

An Ork, Space Marine and Eldar are walking down the road. They see a Chaos portal that has a sign on it. It says: 'say what is true or be sucked in'. The Space Marine says: "I think I'm the bravest" and walks past safely, the Eldar says: "I think I'm the most agile" and walks past safely. The Ork says: "I thinks..." and gets sucked into the portal.

[CraKKdxYeti]

@Goldfarseer us orksees may not have the smarts! but my answer would be.... it needs more dakka!!!!!

[DraskyVanderhoff]

@Goldfarseer Orks said : " I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! therefore i'm BOSS!!"

[Zolijoker9]

the chaos is having a good time as alwaysxD

[sixten2100]

what i see from this:

eldar = trolls

orks= kids who think they are good

chaos= assholes

spacemarines= those who really ARE good

the other 2 i dunno since i dont have those games/dlc's

[Kenshinjmc]

@sixten2100 Ill fill in the rest for ya xP

Tau: Kids who take their games too seriously

Necrons: That one guy who always goes AFK and nobody knows what the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU­UUUU -blam- he's doing

[lotsodakka]

but i like ork tech so mac your argument is invalid

[PROkiller16]

I see the problem, the Necron was running on Vista.

[TheCommanderSpiffy]

Tau: Huuuhhh! Dust on my armour!

[MrDemonDog666]

That chaos marine is a jerk.....

[vagholy]

we are the-yeesss

[BobThePokeMaster]

love the way that the blood raven puts his gun down at 0:58 like hes really pised off.

[nickstevenson1000]

i literally laughed my ass off, and it hurt :L

[mightynekramas]

MARVELLOUS! You're a genius! xD

[ChaosMarine1204]

so.... which one's Mac and which is PC?

[TheSpawn117]

chaos spacemarine and spacemarine was the funniest for me.

[danielzilla60]

orc and eldar was the funniest

[Sic7777]

WAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Dinyang]

Every unit in the Eldar army except the Avatar is open to both races.

That includes Banshees who are composed of 80% females and 20% of men acting as transvestites. (Except Male Exarches who are really transgendered).

[mattbatcraz]

o:38 Chaos likes to interupt Space Marine's speach

[kfk3000]

Haha, very well made.

[Arcus171]

We are the empero... HAHAHA!!!

[Spirultima]

I love that the Eldar was just like "...Yeah...." during their bit XD

[Rindingal]

wouldnt it be funny if after the marine's fight when it goes dark you hear a gunshot:)

[SwornEnemy08]

"the elder think we're bananas!!"

[meric2]

I like how easy it is to upgrade my mac. I just grab an axe, chop it into pieces (alternatively, you can throw it into the ocean if you live on the coast), and spend $3000 for a new one (They made it even lighter by removing the keyboard, good riddance I say). Much easier than upgrading a stupid PC. Best of all, it's now powerful enough to run DoW2!...... Oh ..... wait.

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@meric2 MAHCS CAYUNT WRUN SPEHSS MEHREENS

[cogwheel756]

@meric2 Oh wait, Boot Camp

[GeneralSturnn]

@meric2 If you gave it to an Ork mek he could get it working, but it may not work for you...

[HeadouCompany]

Get a mac ? o_0

Get a life muppets

PC best

[bonghits420]

It's funny because you can't play this game on a Mac

[hughbagoo]

@bonghits420 its funny cos i can play this on a mac. with a little something called BOOTCAMP AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh :)

[CephalopodsRock]

@bonghits420 Well there are wrappers for it, so you could I suppose.

[Freefilmproduction]

@bonghits420 its funny because you can with parrales desktop

[chaklong]

@Freefilmproduction

it's funny cause that means it's running on Windows

[0WLable]

@bonghits420 It's called bootcamp look it up.

[Magnoliaprod]

@bonghits420 Say's who?

[waikintsui304]

@bonghits420 i'm playing it on a mac RIGHT NOW

[pyhimys83]

@bonghits420 lmao

[Umimugo]

@bonghits420 um, yes it can? with wrappers, parallels and bootcamp, Mac's can do anything PC's can

[waikintsui304]

@bonghits420 you can....

[TarielMaeda]

Chaos is such a troll.

[maniacmarcus1]

wat



[IndecentGaming]

Fantastic!

[CrushedByATank]

I love how the Chaos Marine and the Space Marine slightly look at each other at one stage like "If you do that again, im gonna fuck you up"

[toreyzyre]

We are the Emporor's...bwahahahahahaha...­.....We are the Emporor's bwahahahahaha......We are the Yes? bwahaha.........We are the Emporor's bwahahahahaha

Sooo damn funny xD

[Rezuvious]

lol the space marine looked like he was gonna throw his gun down an leap at the chaos marine

[swarmlord101]

thumbs up if u noticed how gay the eldar guy sounded

[matthew22381]

@swarmlord101 shes a girl -_-

[firelord699]

@matthew22381 There are no girls on the internet.

[swarmlord101]

@matthew22381 rly? oh

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@matthew22381 The Eldar Guardians are guys .-.

[SinerAthin]

@DamnedUsernameThing

Actually, I don't think the Eldar do have any gender restrictions on Guardians, seeing as they're a Craftworld's last resort anyway :P

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@SinerAthin Well, in Warhammer 40k tabletop & DoW, they're all guys, but whatever :P

[SinerAthin]

@DamnedUsernameThing

Yeah.

Plus, imagine all the screaming and howling there'd be if the whole Eldar unit roster was female in DOW...

[Dinyang]

@DamnedUsernameThing

Guardians are civilian conscripts.

The current guardian forms and the two forms before them have always had female members/models. Don't talk about things you don't know. They all have helmets so you can't see.

[tommynemec2]

the smug from the mac owners pollutes the sky more than all of the U.S.

[wigster600]

247 units wern't shown in this ad

[Dandy1337]

I got Dawn of War Dark Crusade.

On a Mac.

No partition.

Tee hee.

[lysander1]

bit boring.

[jackafa92]

its so ironic that this game cant be played on mac

[BurningHeretics]

we are the.. YESSSSS?

[icemanshiz]

Mac=fail.



[PROkiller16]

I want to know what the Chaos marine find so funny?

[kwmkc13]

Effin Chaos Warrior... HOW DARE HE INTERRUPT THE EMPEROR FROM BEING PRAISED! >=o

[Tighen31305]

Chaos is Mac? Duh, a lot of PC users switch to Mac, just like Loyalists go over to Chaos. I'm one of them! PORN FOR THE PORN GOD! (Slaanesh Pride)

[TearyWrist]

that space marine talks about crushing the enemies of the imPEARium....

[Kenuda]

Yyyyyeah.... Mac is like Chaos. You're insane to have anything to do with it.

[BrendanColes]

Lol rofl? That chaos space marine just kept on laughing! Wtf? :D

[lordmacargge]

Lol the spacemarines make me luagh lol at the end when he puts his gun down it's like he gets fustrated. xD

[snowskeeper]

The Tau dude was so SCARED when the Necron just randomly died XD

[crankdatsouljaskater]

lol

[ssalgnod123]

lol

[XAlphaKing7]

da elda brak ezee da elda tink da betta tan us WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[XAlphaKing7]

da orks is da betta sluggas n choppas in da woold

[Rototornik]

wait. what do all these have to do with macs?

[Anathema1984]

evre wun ov u gitz no da ORKZ is da orkyezt an be da best

WAAAAAAAAAGH

[hunterfly70]

FOR THE EMPER-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[SwornEnemy08]

the eldar take the bananas!!

[Mrkoopa007]

221 people- HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[TheAndytoto]

lol the orc is more funny 

[ND999taufan]

The Emperor, lol!

[BlackTemplarSgt]

This vid is completely stupid.

Loved it.

[Djgontsify]

0:43 JUST SHOOT THE BICH!

[LordKorloros]

That space marine sounds really pissed off. Chaos Marine:"YAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Space Marine:"LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR!"

[orkkilla5589]

how do you get into that white map?

[ideas4841]

0:50 Space marine: we are the- chaos:...weeeeeeyESH.......HAH­AHA...0:55 space Marine: we are the empo- chaos: heheheaHAHAHAHAHA space: fuck this i quit

[AdamDesolate]

Did you get the in-game vox from the game directory? I really want to use the space marine quotes for a video.

[theguywhoannoysme]

The Chaos Marine has the best laughs ever.

[elderbrute]

so fuckin funny cant stop laughing! XD

[b07acs]

Necron warrior: coward !

* Necron warrior dies *

Tau Commander: BEH !

[angrydead]

Shouldnt the Eldar be the smug mac?

[Hewkll]

lol PC > Mac by far

[acheron187]

theres a reason chaos represents the PC, cause they're fun funner to use

[necrontyr1800]

heres a tip, PC is always on the left, macs on the right

[firelord699]

WAAAAAAAAAAARGH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAARGH!!!

[GeneralSturnn]

0:37 the Brothers get along so well, lol

[theguywhoannoysme]

@GeneralSturnn They aren't killing each other at least...

The Marine staying silent at the end makes it even more hilarious.

[MrHellstorm177]

"We are the emperor!" - "AHHAHA"

[capstiggles222]

@videowatcher141 yes take Kharn the betrayer he was an average beserker until after he wiped out a whole warband of world eaters and emperors children on his own then he became khornes champion

[capstiggles222]

@videowatcher141 im not saying sorcerers are useless im just saying some people choose the path of the warrior above the path of magic i chose neither for i am a servant of the emperor a space marine of the ultramarines P.S and for the record a khorne beserker can own armies

[capstiggles222]

@videowatcher141 because some people dont care for magic and think those that hide behind it are weak and they want to be a strong warrior only khorne can give you that

[Hordebringer3]

LOL !!!! Good job ! :-D

[Japaneseanimeguy]

I liked the first one best. And unless he's using his Choppa or Shoota that is how an Ork responds. Eldar says he's better than the ork ork asks o yeah. Another yes and the Ork just starts shouting WAAAGH! at him. I love how the orks are funny like that. Every other race is always serious.

[comandercody535]

i find this realy funny well done!!!!!!

[1MrLinuxz1]

wut teh fukk?

[MrHeadHopper]

BLUERH

[wolfofgoldxx]

haha talk about interuption



[kemberliwtf]

HERETICS

[SuperTerasa]

he he chaos space marines rock

[herogamez12]

i am only hear what eldar talking...who can tell me other ork chaos marine said?

[gamma2142]

Orcs are epic in thier own way, but orks have are awsome cause they make thier spaceships from ducktape lol.

[aekillju]

@gamma2142 Only way to make a spaceship that works ;)

[SlientChaos]

lol

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­11111111111111

[PlASMATICpleasure]

I dont get the meaning of this video.

[orkkilla5589]

he was using TTRU mod while making this because the tau commander is in TTRU skin. (camo)

[greysion]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

Orcs: Deh Eldar think der better dan us!

Eldar: Yes.

Orcs: Oh Yeah?

Eldar: Yes.

Orcs: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Orcs: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Orcs: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Eldar: Yes. xD

[CUSSERKID]

@greysion its orks, and you got it wrong.

[greysion]

@CUSSERKID who cares if i out a "c" not a "k"?

[donashcroft93]

@greysion

orcs: fantasy beings in books, films and RPG's.

orks: a real and present danger to mankind that must be destroyed so as to preserve HIS most holy domains.

I agree with your point tho it is just being a bit too picky.

[AngryPirateProd]

@donashcroft93 We'z comin' fer yer Emprah and 'is shiny 'at dats so big 'e lives in it.

[GoblinMinion]

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!

[lotsodakka]

@GoblinMinion I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COME INTO BOLTER RANGE AND SAY THAT!!

[Airganoth]

@GoblinMinion THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!! FOR TERRA!!! Chaos misleads and it betrays... FOR THE EMPEROR!!! BROTHERS, LET'S DESTROY THIS ALIEN FILTH!!!

[capstiggles222]

@Airganoth fight brothers in the emperors name for the ultramarines the emperor and the imperium

[firelord699]

@greysion *Ork very important you don't get Orc and Ork mixed up

[greysion]

@firelord699 WAAAAAAAGH, Wez too bizze killin' an' smashin' to care bout SPELIN!!!!

[triclops12]

@greysion The eldar does not say yes at the end.

[RevanRA]

@triclops12 I'm sure the Eldar was thinking that, though.

[midgetydeath]

you just can't argue with WAAAGH!

[EspaniaBerserk]

hey, where can I get the laugh types of the chaos units? xD

Then I will have a new sms sound x3

[Warlordalexi]

I'd so like to see this with more commercials and ideas added to the mix... This is totally awesome :D

[ND999taufan]

You should add a Guardsman & a Commissar.

And in the end, well, BLAMMO!

[pkmlover96]

The chaos color sheme is awesome and are neurons ib DOW2?

[AquaPhoenix2006]

@pkmlover96 Necrons aren't in DOW2

[JJT428]

this is good but i don't understand the Tua and necron part

[cronousplayer]

I can't tell if the ork started screaming or crying XD

Does anyone know the color combination the maker used for the Tau XV8 Crisis? It looks cool.