alright, why would someone wear just a towel (im sorry WEARABLE TOWEL) with friends or at the beach naked?! just get a dang robe and get dressed! and a toga for a guy?! seriously?!
when I'm Dictator, I will order the immediate obliteration of all wearable towels...except for one...the guy that invented these will only be able to wear that one wearable towel, and nothing else, for the remainder of this life
I already did and thats totally my signature parody lol. just like up billy black snuggie parody and a vid entitled "la cupacabra and snuggie parody will come up, watch it and love it!
throughout history every most powerful nation has fallen..i have often wondered when and how America would fall. my guess has always been through poor leadership. well i was wrong. the people at some point will start acting like assholes and now it's happened...let us all be on the lookout for these fucktards who buy this shit and remove their reproductive organs..NOW!
i was laughing on the outside but crying on the inside
humanity faces a time where their natural way of living...people is starting to lose their ability to WRAP A FUCKING TOWEL around their bodies...billy I know that u have lost it....but I too lost faith in humanity....aw fuck...I bet the chinese are cracking up their asses while making these for us... I mean the stupid people that cant wrap a towel around them :)
First a blanket with sleeves, now a towel with arm holes. o-o I feel sorry for the people that actually buy this, because they obviously are either retarded or are giving it as a gift to someone that's retarded. What next, a shower curtain with armholes?
LOL i ALWAYS crack up when i hear "Is that Cesar getting the mail?" LOL
angel181992 3 months ago
lol "before little johnny jr sees this shit" XD seriously i lol'd outloud XD
hkfan1980 1 year ago
hahahahah
MrLespaulrocker97 1 year ago
OMFG!!!! Your videos are AMAZING!!! I LOVE THEM!!! :)
1oldvirgin 1 year ago
"Faggy ass backpack" LMFAO
ParadoxAnonymous 1 year ago
LOL
lonewolfang 1 year ago
ironic that none of them are actually wet with no need for such a ridiculous looking towel
LLLLLLE7 1 year ago
alright, why would someone wear just a towel (im sorry WEARABLE TOWEL) with friends or at the beach naked?! just get a dang robe and get dressed! and a toga for a guy?! seriously?!
Puppaydog 2 years ago
that must be the worst parody i've ever seen.
antoineshapiro 2 years ago
@antoineshapiro ya i think so too
PeaceToFemales 2 years ago
It's not really a parody, it's more of the creater throwing in sarcastic comments that the people in the comment section can do theirselves!
indigo12ash 1 year ago
oh my god man, i was watching this and drinking cola,
bad combination :'D
*welll im off to the douchbag convention*
*almost chokes on coke* :'D
x youve become my favourite youtuber :)
xxpoisenandkissesxx 2 years ago
@xxpoisenandkissesxx THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW!
*cough* pepsi to be exact
xxSyphenxx 2 years ago
i'm guessing PedoBear invented these ?XD
CaptainMara 2 years ago
lol "avalible in red white and blue" "get the fuck out of my country"
LemmYFRT 2 years ago 2
good stuff rofl
PanayotiProductions 2 years ago
OMFG LOL
jc88620 2 years ago
Lmao!
OrganicH20 2 years ago
mate, your hilarious. ive been having one of THOSE sundays, and this has made it bearable. thank you.
seeannaplay 2 years ago
why would you put a braw first and then a towel?
kaibawomon 2 years ago
Your parody was great xD
RethParish 2 years ago
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
takingyourtime 2 years ago
iv never seen this towel thing till now lol just as bad as the snuggie
WhiteBlood11 2 years ago
when I'm Dictator, I will order the immediate obliteration of all wearable towels...except for one...the guy that invented these will only be able to wear that one wearable towel, and nothing else, for the remainder of this life
ISayNukem 2 years ago 2
its like a gay shamwow combined with a snuggie both fucking useless
JLsaxking 2 years ago
TOGA TOGA TOGA!
themanwiththepan 2 years ago
LMAO.....this product is soooooooooooooo stupid
primevk 2 years ago
faggy ass haah
hottsk8tergurl101 2 years ago
CLASSIC :)
britlovescookies 2 years ago
i can't stop laughing x,D
TheBlackenedWHITE 2 years ago
this shit is for douches
themanwiththepan 2 years ago
"and if u act now we'll throw in this faggyass backpack.." lmfao that shit was gold lol u need ur own show on comedy central fool
13dennisthemenace13 2 years ago
LOL get fuck out of my country u so funny man
Simpsonsfan0846 2 years ago 3
lmfao xDDD
MaliciousMillz 2 years ago
I cant believe this shit.. I bet theyve sold a million by now.
frozenarthas 2 years ago
nice nose you fucking faggot
nggaplz 2 years ago
LOL wtf? Is that a real thing?
looder22 2 years ago
Ridiculous as to what people are buying these days.
Dracomancer350 2 years ago 2
This isn't very clever
wildsurvivorgurl 2 years ago
Lol. Thanks for the laugh.
"Because who needs a diaper when your kids can just piss all over you" xD
tsunami762 2 years ago 9
well yea.... if you shit on it or something
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
what the fuck is WRONG with america?
First they want us to look like monks?
now ancient greece.
Fuck.
You.
Daytime.
Programing.
JessiGenoside 2 years ago 10
funny shit dude. thanks for the laugh
JacHell666 2 years ago
u should do one of ta ''snuggie'' another messed up infomercial....retard as hell.
cgonza51 2 years ago
I already did and thats totally my signature parody lol. just like up billy black snuggie parody and a vid entitled "la cupacabra and snuggie parody will come up, watch it and love it!
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
let your kids piss on ya who needs a diaper :P
CaptainMara 2 years ago
lmfao. so hysterical. had me laughing the whole time :D
JAKandDAXfan28 2 years ago
Awesome Billy. It did look like some roman get up. lol "Wearable Towel" a.k.a. "Snuggie you can wear when you're wet."
Isn't that why we have..jeez I don't know...BATHROBES! Aduh! :-P
JapRoc14 2 years ago
Billy's parodies are always 100% hilarious!
jesuschristwasntcott 2 years ago
As always dude, 5 stars. )))
13Cadavre13 2 years ago
haha when it said super absorbant you should have said something bout the shamwow haha
canttouchthis3223 2 years ago
goddamn pedos
mohalsahli 2 years ago
lmfao
dehagurl 2 years ago
lol one of your finest Billy! I completly agree
Angim350 2 years ago 2
LOLL too funny
DgraymanKicksAss 2 years ago 2
LOL!
Its a pervert!!!
MissJessieBeth 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lol lol lol
iloveazamat 2 years ago
"get the fuck out of my country" LOL
ThoughtScientist 2 years ago 4
lol, best vid yet billy
manbearpig1962 2 years ago
hahahha billyblack FTW
waleedk93 2 years ago
ahhhhahahahahahah
djfuzzems 2 years ago
throughout history every most powerful nation has fallen..i have often wondered when and how America would fall. my guess has always been through poor leadership. well i was wrong. the people at some point will start acting like assholes and now it's happened...let us all be on the lookout for these fucktards who buy this shit and remove their reproductive organs..NOW!
i was laughing on the outside but crying on the inside
A. Chigurh
achigurh 2 years ago
@achigurh lol when billy is dictator we WILL have their organs
Deadface1000 5 months ago
Wow... I never even seen this commercial yet. Thankfully, you've made it more enjoyable to bare to watch. Thanks Billy.
TankGrrl101 2 years ago
me neither, thats why I put in the description "by popular demand" people forwarded me this commercial to mock... and god bless em for doing so
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
i like how dr. suess writes the beginning lines for these stupid commercials
BomberDante 2 years ago
he is the tupac of commercia limericks
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
and yet there both dead
BomberDante 2 years ago
Fuck that was funny!!!
firefly24au 2 years ago
"well I'm off to the douchebag convention"
Haha, I'm so gonna use that.
LyricalWax 2 years ago
Billy way to go! oh and do you mind if i keep putting video responses?
snap634 2 years ago
It would be cheaper to buy your own damn towels and cut holes in it.
KieDK 2 years ago
humanity faces a time where their natural way of living...people is starting to lose their ability to WRAP A FUCKING TOWEL around their bodies...billy I know that u have lost it....but I too lost faith in humanity....aw fuck...I bet the chinese are cracking up their asses while making these for us... I mean the stupid people that cant wrap a towel around them :)
deathdrummer196 2 years ago
what a useless thing, who cant wrap a fucking towel around their ass or just dry themselves and then put some clothes on?!
clynsvin123 2 years ago
Haha,Billy black is the man! (:
-Josieee<3
Josielykewtf 2 years ago
man this shits FUCKIN FUNNY!!!
5 stars dude
xD
Plaguewolf12 2 years ago
First a blanket with sleeves, now a towel with arm holes. o-o I feel sorry for the people that actually buy this, because they obviously are either retarded or are giving it as a gift to someone that's retarded. What next, a shower curtain with armholes?
racosphinx 2 years ago
no racosphinx they will soon make a wall with a dick holee (hintity hint hint)
spongebob12365 2 years ago
which is....?
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
This is gold dude pure gold LOL
I just laughed my ass off! 5/5 stars!
Dracomancer350 2 years ago
you know...you should make your own enzyte commercial
spongebob12365 2 years ago
....thats a really good idea...smilin Billy Black
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
if you actually make the enzyte commercial go ahead and stuff a banana down your pants
spongebob12365 2 years ago
whos team alex? they want beef?! :O
440123 2 years ago
no, it used to be a big youtube group back when I first started. good guys, they just comment team alex on EVERYTHING
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
you couldnt handle it eh...
...we take chances on prescription drugs
TEAM ALEX
suckITimCOOL 2 years ago
TEAM ALEX
suckITimCOOL 2 years ago
team alex is STILL around?
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
deep in the bowels of the elderly, but never gone. Bwalker i see just got his account back. SPAM HIM
suckITimCOOL 2 years ago
XD u always make me laugh
<3
AnnannA4 2 years ago
hahah I love when you make these. :)
The Snuggie 2. :)
oswaldothelegend 2 years ago
just another snuggie
spongebob12365 2 years ago
except this one your kids can use as a toilet
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
Ahh america...the place where people can wear a towel and/or a blacket and be a pedophile at the same time because remember....it's hands free
spongebob12365 2 years ago