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  • Have a nosebleed right now. In the middle of the night. But this video cheered me up!

  • omg, i kinda need some sort of useful resources for my nose bleeds xD

  • damm

  • lmao awesome story bro.. never had a nosebleed before ha ! :) you sick dude ?

  • this made me laugh a whole whole lot.

  • Next time you have a nosebleed, try this: Place one tablespoon of Jell-O powder on your tongue and press the Jell-O against the roof of your mouth and let it slowly dissolve.

  • bleeding from her ears and eyes? LOL

  • your teacher is full of shit.

  • i'll stick with tissues in my pocket.

  • @kutiepiekira123 i do too but once your nose start bleeding,and you use the tissue,it gonna be filled with blood all over it and wont be useful anymore

  • When I smeel something that just smeel real good, My nose start bleeding. its called a nosegasm

  • wt does he have to stick in his fore dead???

  • it sounds like ya are sick

  • are you from ep???

  • .. The best and i think the most hardcore way to stop it is.. (I do it every time.)

    Put your thumb up against your nose to block the bleeding. Hold your thumb there for about 7 minutes. What will hapend is that the blood inside the nose is going to get hard and form a "worm" inside your nose and the "tail" of the worm is going to stuck against your thumb. now be a man about it and remove your thumb and you will have a 5 cm long bloodworm hanging from your thumb and it's over. Hope this helps.

  • i know what you mean, and you're pulling it out, the feeling is like something being pulled out of your brain and weirdly, i love that feeling! lol

  • haha yeah indeed it's cool

  • This is for anybody who is looking for a solution for a nosebleed... grab a tissue and put it inside the bleeding nostril and breath in deep through it repeatedly. Good luck!

  • so i call my friend and he said to gets some ice and hold it on your nose while lening back

    and iit worked

    and after that you have to clean the inside of your nose

    note : (i didnt watch the video before my nose started bleeding. stop it at 0:23)

  • today i got my first nose bleed and i got so scared cause i didnt know what to do

    i was watch this too while i blew my nose in a paper and blew my nose and while i was throwing it in the garbage bin i saw blood on the paper so i go to the washroom and i look at my nose and i saw which one bleeding and then i pushed in the side with no blood and and blew down with my nose and i swear alot of blood came out

  • fuck get to the point my nose is bleedn

  • I also get nosebleed easily ._. but one time it was really scary cause It would never stop and I was about to faint, and when it eventually coagulated, it didnt have anywhere to go but up my dear ducts and out from my eyes, or one of my eyes it was, and i saw red and i was really scared, so your teacher might have been right about that. im not sure about the ears, though, that never happened :=) (that was a nosebleed smiley.)

  • i look at a lot of porn and i dont wanna ge caught

  • sergio is sexy.

    i love your accent.

    :D

  • Thats the wrong play! Pinch your nose close and lead forward. If it doesn't stop in 5 minutes, pack your nose with gauze and pinch it close for 10 more minutes. If its stil bleeding, THEN see a doctor.

    And knowing is half the battle.

    GI JOE!!!!!!!!!

  • i get nosebleed easily too i hate it

  • cat :*

  • me too, when the air in a house gets shut off, lotsa nose bleeds happen XP yuck right? yup haha greaat video!:D

  • Hahahahah this is so funny.

  • yo man my grandma says the same thing

  • ahaha

    the sight of you with the dime on your head and the tissue up your nose pretty much made my day.

  • i had a really bad nosebleed today right when I woke up and I had to go get my schedule for school. Luckily it stopped b4 I got there. when I came back from school it suddenly started again worse than b4. I wish I know this earlier.

  • That was funny! Great story!!!!!

  • hahaahah nice story !!!

    P.S. niCe lOOk :) ;)

  • I'm 15 years old and i've never had a nose bleed yet i hurt my nose a lot!

  • ...i think your teacher's full of crap

  • ahahhahaha dude ur funny

  • ahaha I <3 your teacher I want to meet her.

  • You know.. "Creepy Chan" looooves nosebleeds. She probably has a crush on you by now

    :D :D

  • lmfao

  • aaahhhh.... i was sickly when i was a kid. but not now. i always want to experience fainting and nose bleeds. i dont know, its kinda cool. weird. @_@ did you tried it by yourself? do you tape a dime whenever you have a nosebleed??

  • lol i'll keep that in mind: always have a dime & new tape.

    this was really funny, you have a new sub :D

  • hahah moral of the story is...

  • great story

  • Funny video man!! you rock!

  • omg yesterday i had a nose bleed for 2 hours yesterday

  • oh my god =)) one of the funniest stories! next to andrew's best story evah :)) you rock dude

  • haha, silly lady.

    sound this story hilarious! :D

  • and btw I also used to have nosebleeds as a child and.... wtf?? hahahah I´ve never hears of the dime method to stop nosebleeds XDD

  • hey sergio!!!

    how have you beeen?? I haven´t talked with you in a looong time hehe

    take care an ttyl

    byebye

  • does the age of the dime matter? lol

  • i give this 4/5.

    only because you didn't get a nosebleed in the middle of the video.

    that's the only reason.

    hahah kidding.

    5. :o

  • The end and the tissue & dime were funny ! Also 10 people ,,,,,,and a dog! ha ha 5/5

  • I like your little E.T. figurine in the background, imagine that's a little scary at night though... don't block him too much with your head in the videos, he might get angry! ;)

  • hahaha he was even scarier when he used to be able to light up!

  • And said. "E.T. phone home." ahahah

  • @spectrem but your teacher actually told you this??

  • READ THIS...... EVERYONE WATCH THE VIDEO "haha clueless much " you will die of laughter

  • thats funny i am subscribing

  • haha wait but i thought a penny stopped nosebleeds...

  • lmao, wow.

  • Lmao at the end with a Dime on yur head :P

  • Your so cute hehe anyway I like your storytelling :D

  • i like ET in the back :) like your story too!

  • bahahahahahha that was amazing

  • BTW... I have just seen 2 vids of yours and I love them. I am subscribing.

  • DUDE! omg! I have a teacher like that! She makes up the most stupid unbelievable story's like when she was little she was good friends with queen latifa (don't know how to spell her last name) and that her mother was a model of Gucci SHE IS CRAZY! and really annoying. and now she is starting to notice that no one believes her so every time she tells a story like that she says I can show you pictures! I have proofs! but she never brings them >>

  • I used to get ridiculous nose bleeds out of nowhere.. I'm really glad no one tried to tape pocket change to my face. :D

    I enjoy your storytelling

  • wut

  • haha, that's the most outlandish cure i've heard for anything.

    incidentally, my friend had a nose bleed during a test, and i tried to whisper to her "tape a dime to your forehead" and quite frankly, she thought i was crazy. :P

  • your so cute :) hi hehe

  • lol, that was amazing

  • Hahaha! thata hilarious!

  • whats up with the like 50 comments that are just replys to no one by this guy spectrum? where the hells the comments he replied to?

  • If you click view all comments, you'll be able to see all the comments I was replying to.

  • is this an actual true story??? plz reply :D

  • MY part of the story is true. Idk about my teacher's story though xD

  • You are a fantastic story-teller.

  • hahaha xD lol

    wierd teacher xP

  • lol u'r cute :P

  • i subscribed cuz yes, it may have wasted my life away

    but it kept me entertained haha

  • That was funny! By the way, was that teacher a Puerto Rican??? I ask because many old people in Puerto Rico would tell you to put a penny on your forehead to stop nose bleeding. Hahahaha!!!

  • omg that was quite possibly the best thing ive ever heard xDD

  • lmfao this is funny your videos are relly good

  • i am so going to tape a dime to my or someone's forehead next time i encounter a nasty nose bleed! hehe

  • Lexy, you would!!

  • once my friend, when she was five, she got a metal bat accidently whacked at her nose and it started bleeding like crazy. then, she there was so much blood u couldn't see the logo on her shirt! she used to get nose bleeds A LOT too. i dont ever get them. i had a giant rock hit in my nose... nothing happened.

  • ur kinda popular on youtube more then me..

  • i think she was dreaming

  • haha that reminds me of my old economics teacher. Although his stories only involved caffiene pills and cigar presses.

    that is an awesome story! :)

  • haha nice story persuaded me to subscribe!

  • lolololol favorite subscribe sm,ment lol rate

  • i will from now on keep a dime and tape in my pocket

  • i get nosebleeds fast to but i get them usually in spring

  • i almost wished i had a nosebleed, but i realized i don't really. if i do get one, i will definitely try this out hahah

  • Lol. Your teacher was a nutcase. I have never once had a nose bleed. My current english teacher always has the most amusing stories and strangely enough they are actually true. Haha.

  • haha i think its the editing. i never considered myself a good story teller

  • oh sorry i put the comment b4 i watched the whole video

  • hahaha xD

  • maybe u were picking ur nose too much XD jk

  • hahaha i've never had a nose bleed... but i do get the hiccups a lot. Once when I got the hiccups my seventh grade math teacher made me stand up in front of the class and asked me to me to hiccup for him again. I did, so i got to get a drink of water. he said i was the first person that his hiccup curing didn't work with :) hahahaha who knows maybe you were the first person her dime trick didn't work with. :)

  • what?? i thought nosebleeds were a universal thing! lol

    haha i guess you werent scared enough of hiccuping in class! :P

  • hey, you might not know this, but i've subscribed to you :) watchh my vids i think i should go on your wall of cool? :P

    thanks

  • Lucky I dont get nosebleeds haha. And most of my teachers weren't crazy. lol.

  • haha you are lucky!

  • wow.

    i think yew just wasted 5 mintues of my life away

    haha

  • If thats true why did you just subscribe? :]

  • LMFAO go Sergio! xD

  • ur fifth grade teacher, was full of shit

  • Hahaha, I love the ET thing in the background! :)

  • hahaha he comes out in a lot of videos accidentally :P

  • I dare youuuu to post a video of you having a nosebleed and you'll try to prove which theory is wrong and right. HAHA. Hello :)

  • oh gosh that would be a messy video lol. plus i cant plan a nosebleed xP

  • oh yeah LOL.

    anywaaays thanks for making me laugh :)

    you have an awesome smile

  • hmm.. heres an idea:

    right when u get a nosebleed run to the camera and video tape it. LMFAO and then do ur thing. xD

  • what kind of accent do you have?

  • i guess its mexican?? idk haha only people on youtube tell me i have an accent

  • yeah, you dont look hispanic that much in this video so i wasnt sure

  • I havn't had a nosebleed in ages... now that I say that I'm sure to have one today...

  • keep a dime and some tape handy!

  • The dime remedy is supposed to be about silver. I don't know if it actually worked, but real silver dimes haven't been made in decades, so that should have been her excuse. She couldn't find a real silver dime. Whatever, thanks.

  • ohhhh that makes a bit more sense...

    i dont think she knew that lol...but it probably still wouldnt have worked haha

    thanks!

  • I heard if you put a spiders web on your nose it stops the bleeding as well =]

  • oh wow i think ill stick with dimes hahaha

  • your teacher should write a book about her wacky stories haha!!!(^-^)

  • haha i would buy it for the lawz! :P

  • lawlz*

  • i believe you have inspired me to retell a story my crazy english teacher told us last year.

    :D

  • crazy teacher stories are awesome!! :P

  • Dude I used to get a lot of nose bleeds. If they keep up you can get your nose cotterized, and they go away. Hope that helps!

    Btw your awesome!!

  • what is that??

    and thanks you too!!

  • ...if it's what I'm thinking, they would stick a red-hot piece of metal up your nose to create scar tissue to thicken the skin...from what I'm thinking...it sounds very painful.

  • it sucks with teachers/other people tell outrageous stories that are obviously not true... I laugh at them

  • hopefully not to their face! haha

  • no. i wait until they have their backs turned :)

  • your awesome that was hilarious you rock

  • thanks! :]

  • Haha, your teacher sounds freaking crazy!

  • she was!! haha

  • i saw your tweet about this.

    LAWL. are you for real? that is one whacked out teacher.

  • lol sadly yes.

    and you saw my tweet of inspiration! haha

  • That was one of the funniest videos I've seen in awhile.

    I like wacko teachers.

  • haha thanks!!

    and yeah they can be funny...when theyre not making you crazy lol

  • I good way to stop a nose bleed is to sew the nostrils shut.

  • im not sure thats worth it...lol

  • on the contrary, thats a good way to start a nose bleed

    :P

  • ;) Super glue it shut then ;)

  • Lol! That's great!

  • thanks!

  • that is a very good moral!

  • it is!! make sure to take it to heart haha

  • are nosebleeds painful? o.o....this story intrigued me...can I make myself get a nosebleed? xD

  • youve never had a nosebleed or what??

    and no its not painful usually. just annoying haha.

    i guess you can make yourself get a nosebleed but i dont advise it lol xD

  • wow...I think that teacher would make me run around screaming more than my english teacher who didn't know how to use quotation marks...or put the answer in the multiple choices of her multiple choice quizzes...and then would count them wrong when I wrong the answer in the margines...yeah...I hated that teacher...and she hated me because I would always correct her...wow, I went off on a tangent.

    Anywho, I wonder what would "happen" according to that teacher if you taped a nickle instead.

  • haha more crazy teachers

    and idk, maybe it cures sore throats?? haha

  • haha...yay for magical money that cures you of stuff right?

  • That was a great story. You can't always believe what your teachers tell you.

  • thanks! and i know, especially from the crazy ones! haha

  • Sergio, your dramatization scenes were ace...they just made me LOL...you're a natural...hehe.

    Do you know what causes these sudden nose bleeds for yourself?

    As always Brother, great to see you. I always love watching your videos.

    Peace and love to you and yours Sergio...LIVE TO WIN :D

    Your fan,

    Marc

  • haha thanks so much!

    and i usually get start getting sudden nosebleeds when i have alot of allergies. usually it happens in spring lol

    youre awesome Marc!

    -Sergio

  • LOL. Thanks for the laugh, Sergio. Loved the story.

  • haha thank you, glad i could make you laugh :]

  • hahaha !!( Déjavu ?, i think i heard you say this before right =) )

    sure sure you picked your nose for sure !!! XD you nose picker ^^

    never heard of the story of using money to stop a nosebleed.

    It was good seeing you again sergio!

  • hahaha noo i didnt! XD

    and all the tweeting gave me the idea hehe

    thanks and i hope to see YOU soon! lol

  • haha my grandma has a whole list of weird stories like that and she really believes them, too! lol she believes whenever you got cramps on your foot just tie a little string around your ancle and the cramps will stop immediately! lol I've tried it but I guess it only works for her! xD

  • oh wow ill have to try that now haha! xD

  • OMG the creepiest thing.

    I had a nosebleed today.

    And then i saw your video in my subscription list!!

    (I get them easily too! Its very embarrassing, luckily i haven't had one happen while i was in school since the 1st grade)

    And too bad i didn't hear your dime tip before... I totally would have tried it. Even though mine ended early. Its the changing temperatures! :( And I hate that question I get from my mom "Were you picking your nose?" GRR. I <3 you sergio.

  • wow that is creepy! make sure to try it next time you have a nosebleed! lol xD

    <3

  • haha.  THat's terrible

  • lol i know! makes for a good story to tell tho haha

  • haha! i havnt had a nosebleed,im like...8years...O_O haha, but next time ill tape a dime to my forehead. btw u look different...idk if its just me that sees u different or what, but yea.

  • really? i dont think i changed anything since my last video...haha

  • lol

  • you know.... I'd love to see this play out on Grey's Anatomy. "Quick! He's hemorrhaging. Where is my dime? I need a dime. Now! And tape... who has the tape?"

    That was one interesting teacher you had!

  • hahaha that would be a brilliant episode! who cares that it makes no sense whatsoever?! my teacher didnt! haha

  • i loved it!! good one sergio

  • thanks :D

  • jeez, are you not traumatised by that incident??

  • only somewhat but im okay now lol

  • i knew a guy that got crazy nosebleeds, I once watched him bleed all over this big rock until it was red. It was gross, but incredible at the same time.

  • omg that does sound incredible...ill look for a rock next time i have a nosebleed hahaha

  • What a weird teacher!

    I get nose bleeds all the time too, especially in winter, just walking along and BAM. I know the whole "Were you picking your nose ?" question well. :)