She shoulda said 15 and a half minutes to shit, shower & shine, plus film a 30 second commercial in her goddam bathroom. And what's the deal with that guy's Dorothy Hamill haircut???
I think it's a Bruce Jenner haircut, although it's quite feminine, to be sure...I was always creeped out by that unnatural teethlicking maneuver accompanied by a moan...makes me think he may be getting a great feeling of his own later on.
Ha! I remember this one. After this commercial came out, I used to say that to my friends in high school if they'd call me up wanting to go somewhere: "Okay, give me 15 minutes to shower, shampoo, and shine!" It usually got a laugh.
pearl drops is very good toothpaste. I used it in a science experiment.
98770 1 year ago
boy was she easy!
PornBuff 1 year ago
i was thinking about this commercial and here it is:)
sexymama1966 1 year ago
now the blowjob will be much better, and the cum even whiter
q1111w 1 year ago
@q1111w lmao!
sexymama1966 1 year ago
The guy in this ad (Bing Bingham) also played Alex in those Dear Alex & Annie segments shown on Saturday mornings (in between cartoons).
lurch321 1 year ago
She shoulda said 15 and a half minutes to shit, shower & shine, plus film a 30 second commercial in her goddam bathroom. And what's the deal with that guy's Dorothy Hamill haircut???
2000hpeds 2 years ago
I think it's a Bruce Jenner haircut, although it's quite feminine, to be sure...I was always creeped out by that unnatural teethlicking maneuver accompanied by a moan...makes me think he may be getting a great feeling of his own later on.
lcozzarelli 2 years ago
Actually, her groan wasn't nearly as bad as the earlier versions of this commercial. I remain scarred.
lcozzarelli 2 years ago
I have pearl drops! :D
TurqouiseTapioca 2 years ago
This is where "shit, shower and shave" came from.
djlain 2 years ago 5
I'd like to drop some pearls on her face.
StCroixBoix 3 years ago
Has anyone found the Pearl Drops commercial with Vanity/Denise Matthews? I don't know what year it would be from.
darbydevil 3 years ago
Ha! I remember this one. After this commercial came out, I used to say that to my friends in high school if they'd call me up wanting to go somewhere: "Okay, give me 15 minutes to shower, shampoo, and shine!" It usually got a laugh.
superbu1 3 years ago
hmmm, good stuff, remember it well, tho my memory tells me it came out in the early 80's, mind games
galaxyrainguy 3 years ago
*licks teeth* Mmmmm...Thats a great commercial.
Cannikin 4 years ago