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  • no he is probably dead

  • @NathanTheNinja1 SO I CAN KILL EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA :D?

  • 3rd out of 50 ive got right i feel good

  • First one I've gotten. FINALLY!!!

  • no because the man is dead...

    *checks answer*

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSUGKGHJFCHTDSXYT­gCY

  • Probably not... he's dead....

  • woman get widow he cant get married he is dead

  • maybe the sister dug him up and wanted to marry him

  • widow means husband died im not even check if im right cuz i no i am

  • The person who named the spider "black widow" must be racist...

  • legal, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

  • widow means the girl with a dead husband, a widower is a guy who s wife has died there is a big differences

  • wow i read widow window wtf?

  • whats a widow?

  • @javiercito011 a widow is A woman whose husband has died and who has not remarried.

  • Yes because Zombies are human too

  • yes, but I doubt anyone would want to marry a zombie or vampire.

  • No I don't think it's legal for a woman to marry her sister's dead husband

  • It's legal, not POSSIBLE but legal.

  • yes if they both are dead

  • y posible if both of them r in other world

  • Getting it in on both sisters from the grave... Nice!

  • not really cos he'd be dead...

  • Probally not, since he's dead.

  • well have you ever seen the corpse bride? sure it is

  • This riddle is the awsner to everything.

  • No because he's dead. It would be impossible

  • thumbs up --- this is not a fucking riddle and the songs only make the videos more boring --- thumbs up

  • @cedric199870 i would, but you said thumbs up

  • well its his sister in law so incest much lol nd who cares

  • omg if the woman is his widow than he's dead. But technically, it asks if it is illegal and it's not because it's impossible. so the answer is "no" or "impossible"

  • No, because zombies cant cross breed with humans. Its way to complicated, besides, what sane hot california girl would marry a stupid zombie?

  • if his wife is a widow then he is dead

  • Nothing is illegal in California.

  • its legal but if shes a widow the man is dead

  • it's legal but only if he would rebirth...

  • yes if the widows sister is dead to

  • arnold schwatz wouldve

  • This is a riddle?

  • hell yeah, he's a fucking zombie r sumthin

  • -_- oh god, i didnt realize i walked into history class

  • only if Necrophilia is legal in California XD

    

  • no because he's already dead!

  • no hes dead!!!!!!!!!! But its prolly legal in west virginia!!!

  • with the words from Corpse Bride (or the basic words of it)

    Til death do they part and Death has already befallen him

  • if the woman is a widow then would he be dead

  • @SilverFan0 ikr!!

  • No, the man is dead, because his wife is now a widow. Marriage is "to death do us part," death would've already done them part, therefore marriage is not legally possible.

  • The man wud be dead if the widow was a widow .. So it's not possible and I'm pretty sure that the California government won't allow ghosts to marry a mans widowed wife's sister

  • NO BECAUSE THE MAN IS DEAD

    BOOOOOM!

  • i think it ment can u marry ur devorced wife's sister and u can but it would be exstreamly rude :P

  • the man is dead? if ur a widow ur husband is dead. and im pretty sure the dead arent allowed to marry

    even in california

  • He doesn't have to be dead, he could have just left her.

  • Why not?

    It's Cali!

  • Yea. Becuz if the lady's his DEAD wife, then HER sister is no longer related to him...unless they had kids.But without kids, I guess.

  • His widow? Not unless California is all for necrophillia.

  • lol hes dead so he dosent have to worry about it

  • it's not,when they got married they said till death separates us :P

  • uhh...he's dead thats why he has a widow

  • in tenessee you can marry your house so i dont see why you cant marry a dead man

  • Um... he's dead. Happy Wedding day!

  • no because obama hates puppies

  • No...do I win?

  • i looked and the answer is," Probably not, because he's dead." lol 0_O funny eyes lol

  • This isnt even a riddle -___-

  • is it a black widow?

  • Probably not, since he's dead

  • i dont even have to look at answer.hes a zombie.....duh

  • YESS

  • If it's his WIDOW--widow means your husband is dead!

    He can't, cuz he's dead. :) Well, unless his wife's sister wanted to marry a body...>.>

  • what does califonia have to do anything?

  • @TheElectric4 I think it is trying to throw us off of the right path to the answer. It was put there to confuse us :).

  • NO BECAUSES HE'S DEAD o_o

  • HE S F****ING DEAD NO HE CANNOT MARRY HIS WIDOWS SISTER

  • @13KikiStrike OR he was gay, so he ws married to a gy guy. So yes.

  • probably not, he's dead.

  • HOW THE FUCK WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WUS DEAD

  • @onearmedmario the wife is a widow

  • @Beepboopbopful but the point is you wouldnt be dead the widows husband would be dead so dere fore you CAN marry her sister

  • @Beepboopbopful Shit I Forgot I didnt read "His"

  • @onearmedmario because he has/had a widow

  • @onearmedmario Because a to be a widow your spouse has to be dead! So if he left a widow he must be dead

  • No, because the man is dead. He can't remarry if he's DEAD.

  • Probably... because I don't think anyone from the California government would ever think of outlawing Necromarriage. I also doubt anyone would ever do so. Also, the sister would have trouble getting the man saying: "I do".

  • @MrDouglasXD Maybe "I do" is somewhere in the will. : D

  • The man could have faked his death and created a new identity for himself. His wife would be legally classified as a widow. The man, using his new identity could then marry his widow's sister. It would be illegal but not for the same reasons as the "proper" answer.

  • Impossible! IF he was still living, even as a zombie, he would still be married to the woman!

  • i dont live in CA so i dont know if your allowed to marry dead people lol

  • wtf? this isn't a riddle......

  • Chuck Norris did once

  • hahah thats easy ^he is dead.

  • what the heck this isn't a riddle its just a simple question

  • @countrygalcm widow is the woman. a widow is somebody who has a dead husband. yes the man is dead.

  • @mariahmika i meant widow means the woman's husband is dead (woman is the widow)

  • @mariahmika widow means dead husband so its impossible

  • IS NECROPHILIA ILLEGAL IN CALI? BRAD MARRIED ANGELINA, SO I THINK NOT!

  • @TheInedibleHunk HA!! Fantastic....

  • chuck norris would get away with it

  • Is this a riddle or a question, if It's a question it's easy I don't care if it's legal I love her

  • it is legal just not possible.

  • so that gives us zombie rights ? eww.. now we have gays AND zombies ...

    goodbye cruel world :-s

  • The Man Is Dead.

  • ummm the mans not dead his wife is and he wants to marry his wifes sister.... more of a blonde joke but for cali.... i like it

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  • wtf?

  • necrophilia ftw!!!

  • propbaly not. cuz his dead. duh!

  • No. He's dead.

  • lol true story in hongkong one man married his dead wife and promised to love her forever...i cried after hearing this (:

  • Yes,it's completely legal but he can't...he is dead lol...he can't move...

  • aint that all kinda necrofillia?

  • no because youd have to be dead for her to be a widow

  • if his wife is a widow, that means he is dead, so he cant marry... is that right?

  • i dont think its ilegel zomebies to date there wives sister ;3

  • if you're the peacher yeah

  • wouldnt he already be married?

  • unless you dont mind marrying a dead dude sure O.o

  • who would want to mary a zombie. u must be doin crack.

  • urr yeah its legal, but who would marry a dead guy

  • @ilyRRondo9 lol 

  • wait.... what??

  • surprise zombie buttsecks?

  • no beacause if its his widows then shes already dead

  • I'm pretty sure there's no laws against zombie marraige in California.

  • It's illegal because he's still married. No exceptions for Zombies, sorry.

  • its legal, but he cant marry anyone, because his "WIDOW'S"

    means his wife is a widow so he must be dead so he cant really marry unless he was a zombie, but then the wife probably wouldn't be a widow because he's alive, actually, UNdead, as he was dead, but alive, so he's dead man walking...? yes, he'd be dead man walking.

  • The guy is DEAD... I actually got this one.... For him to marry Hint:HIS Hint 2:WIDOWS! ok a widow is some lady who lost there husband but they said HIS WIDOW! And so he cant marry anyone

  • i dont know! i live on the East of the U.S!

  • No. He is dead.

  • thats not possible as if his wife is a widow then hes dead. not unless he has been reincarnated

  • No he can't. He's dead.

  • the man cant hes dead

  • It's legal, But impossible. Considering he's dead

  • no, cuz the mans wife is dead...

  • stupid question

  • he is dead, what a stupid thing

  • what?

  • NETHER ITS PARDOX becuse if it grew then he told the truth but it grows on lies so if it dosent it grows but same he told the truth then...

  • Ok that was a question not a riddle... btw if the wife is a widow then the man would be dead but who would outlaw marrage between a dead dude and a living woman?

  • no he is dead

  • he couldnt because hes dead !

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ummmm can dead people marry others i mean, it might be kinda hard to say "I Do" so n, unless he was like the undead, bu really it depends on the rules of the dead which i have no idea

  • no cause hes dead

  • no because a widow is when a married man dies

  • u can marry a dead person? i mean in any state? thats gross....all covered in bactaria adnd old and dead...

  • no?

  • @xramzulx i know my answer is true. but it ain't logic. they must be divorced and his wife is now a widow.

  • in soviet russia, your widdows sister marries you!

  • Why would he marry a spider?

  • You mean deadmans cannot marry only in state of California?

    omgwtfbbq

  • i don't know, is necrophilia legal?

  • not possible the dude is dead ....

  • i feel really silly aftr looking at the answer of this riddle:(

  • necrophilia FTW!!

  • Dead men do not marry

  • unless chuck norris is the dead guy...if he could die...

  • WTF hes dead duh

  • thats so dumb

  • He must die to marry the widow's sister

  • Tony Horton could do more pushups than you even if he was dead. In other words, he can get more women when he's dead than you can when you're alive.

  • Probably not since hes dead.

  • if there was a widow the man would be dead

  • hes dead

  • what kind of riddle is this!?

  • this is easy he cant marry nobody if hes dead...[n i swear i knew the answer before i looked at it]

  • widow? doesn't that mean like...when ur dead?

  • probally no because he is dead man

  • No, but I think for a very short period not long ago, he was allowed to marry her brother.

  • yes it is but i beleive that is called necrophillia

  • hes dead dummy -.-''

  • No.

  • He's dead dumb ass!!!

  • who care?!?!?!?!

  • i dont think that she would actually want to, but she could if she was stupid.

  • he can marry it but hes dead, the answer is not no because that question was if it was legal and it is legal

  • he cant he's dead

  • he's alreay dead.