Chris Morris - Moyles Sting

[candycoatedsandman]

"Going over to Susan's House..."

[accidentsinspace]

Moyles is a proper fucking token BBC fat bloke. Nothing else! Like that other fat twat on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

[Grimlock77]

This is weak. It puts more of a slur on Chris Morris than the twat Moyles,

[givemericht]

Chris Moyles is a twat and the fact that he can be successful and have a legion on followers just proves that this country is made up of mostly twats. Probably fat twats, just like their fat twat messiah Twat Moyles.

[SPFXsynthesisers]

@givemericht well said.

[noodles41]

what the hell is this

[69waveydavey]

(from mrs waveydavey) I wouldn't go off with chris moyles if he was the last man on earth and had 6 dicks. I imagine that the entire UK population of females that have any kind of brain feel the same way

[checkoutgirl]

@69waveydavey There are plenty without a brain. That's why Michael Flatley, Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Mick Hucknall all probably have a string of women after them.

[Elibobbob]

@checkoutgirl Yeah & why does Mick Hucknall feel the need to publically appologise to the hundreds of women he slept with, is he appologising for being a shit shag or what?

[checkoutgirl]

@Elibobbob Because he's proud of it. It's a way of mentioning how many women he's slept with and he has mentioned it a few times already. "Look at me, blokes like me can shag loads of women too !" but he disguises it as an apology so that he doesn't look like he's bragging but he is bragging. My aching balls, what a tool he is.

[69waveydavey]

Has anybody seen him on his one and only appearance on never mind the buzcocks? He's a "DJ" and doesn't know anything about popular music. Does he know anything? Oh yes how to be a big fat turd, If Yorkshire had any pride they would execute him, pure and simple

[Mick342]

@mattbond1980 but he's just a sheep him self.....

[taffwob]

The next time I see Chris Moyles on TV I'm hoping it's live footage on the news of Police Divers searching a lake.

[rumhelka]

Awesome, but it would have been better without a video of his big fat repulsive face.

[monkey5000]

whats love got to do with it?

[vTupaczGhosTv]

What did he even do?

[vTupaczGhosTv]

awwhh come on ur all mean lol

[sptfgpn]

He's homophobic.

[vTupaczGhosTv]

And why is chris moyles a cunt? cos hes funny and ur not.

[Kainlarsen]

@vTupaczGhosTv No, he's not funny, he's a loudmouthed, crude, tactless, talentless twat. He's also disgustingly obese.

[comanchio1976]

@Kainlarsen Thank god other ppl see Moyles like I do. Loads of ppl I know like him and I never understood it. Mark and Lard were a thousand times better.

[eezysqueezy]

@vTupaczGhosTv I think you'll find Moyles is about as funny as a urinary tract infection.

PS - That gooey substance running out of your ear is your brain. Quick, get a bucket! A small one, obviously...

[mushroomroullete]

@vTupaczGhosTv doesn't really matter if the host of the channels funny or not, seeming as he doesn't appear on the video, what does matter is chris moyles isn't funny or interesting on the radio, and doesn't play good songs, therefore hes talentless and a twat

[Rhoddersproductions]

@mushroomroullete well for some one who is "isn't funny or interesting" he seems to get a huge number of listeners.

[Splazz]

I once posted this entire monologue on the real excerpt from Jonathan Ross on the BBC's Youtube channel. It was taken down within 5 minutes. Maybe they didn't see the funny side?

[tokyomegablitz09]

Poor old fat cunt.

[uvioc]

Does anyone know what the backing track to this one actually is? The ambient sample is from Angelo Badalamenti's Laura Palmer's Theme from Twin Peaks, but I don't know who did this version with this beat.

[DeathFromAbove1981]

I always thought it sounded a bit like Foreigner's "I want to know what love is", just a snippet off the verse.

[radiodarkhorse]

@uvioc I thought it was a sample from "I Want to know What Love" from Foreigner? I could be wrong but it does sound like it?

[eezysqueezy]

It's funny because Chris Moyles is a cunt.

[beardedgecko987]

@eezysqueezy Chris moyels isnt a cunt he's a shining example as possible.

[Soothsayer24]

I think the tune/vocals are loosely based on the song 'susan's house' by Eels, quality stuff 8)

[SgtSpankey]

It's a bit more dancey though, but it's arranged very similarly- save for the piano interlude.

[evilgypsy]

Great stuff !

I too have all the Blue Jams tapes from the radio.

Fantastic cutting edge comedy, sadly which the likes of ,just isn't been made anymore ...

[theonlyboa]

anybody know where you can get recordings of any chris morris radio work? something i would love to hear

[stevebrizzle]

You can download every episode of Blue Jam for free. Search for 'Blue Jam' on Wikipedia, then click the link at the bottom called 'Jam Festival'. Happy listening!

[almightyjass]

there is quite a bit on myspace music. cant really find it anywhere else, really annoying!!

[wagwaneasy]

Great video, I still have" taped off the radio cassette tapes"of Jam, but they sound a bit warped now I think I got them wet.

[legomanyeh]

Im Chris Moyles please forgive me ....... no fucking way