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  • he's the one when he finishes your sentence for you. He is the one when every time you see him your heart wants to jump out of your chest. He is the one when you always know what he is about to say. He is the one you thought about while reading this. I know he is the one i thought about while writing this = u -

  • Hahaha

  • IF HE PAUSES A VIDEO GAME JUST TO TALK TO YOU......BITCH MARRY HIM!! <33333

  • Lol i think my gf farted when we were cuddling, in my mind i was like O.o lmfaooo wow. She looked at me and i just looked back and smiled and said the same "Did you say something"?

  • these are horrible steps.

  • do the kind of people who watch dr phil and participate on that show have any authority on the topic of love?...

  • TGIF! lol my boyfriend gives me a gift every friday and says that! lol guess were gettn married..?

  • Too funny!

  • I'm a teen boy why am i watching this?!?!?!?!

  • @TheDrizzy29 Because you're a fag...

    Oh wait... I'm also a teenage guy...

    and I have a girlfriend.

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • @CLICKHEREKillACHILD yeah.... ummm ok good for you

  • She looks like demi lovato... Lol

  • This is just plain stupid.

  • Sorry if a guy was like that, i'd freak!

  • the thing every body shud do is get to know the guy/girl your in to. some people are two faced that put there self out there and tell you what you want to hear. some people even make a game out of it who they can sleep with or who they play. but try talking to people about him or her but if its a friend they mite say o yeah he or she is a good guy or girl know that you will get played. the thing is try to read people and see what there realy are trying to do. well thats all i want to say peace V

  • no wonder the vast majority of girls are becoming dumb cunts. Magazines, videos, media in general are treating each case as the same. Telling things as facts when they are only true for some guys. Not all guys are the same. Not every girl should have the same preference in a guy.

  • I FOUND HIM :D <3

  • If only I could get that many present on friday..

  • Meh meh meh .... 'oh only good men are gay or dont exist' thats fucking bullshit

    maybe you should stop being so fucking picky

    yeah he may be 'fit' but chances are his a player

    Get to know other people who arent known for cheating or stop complaining about broken hearts

  • well well.. I guess hes the one n_n

  • yaaaay i found him! :D

  • hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • LOL,. Hahaha, ..I thinkk these videos are meant to be funny, ..

    But they also seem funny and logical toos. x)

  • WIDERSHINS:There comes a time in every relationship when the beloved has escaped us. Surprisingly if you hang in long enough this can happen more then once. Scares hell out of me.

  • tango, it's "funny" and all out people might take this seriously

  • there are more important things then birthdays and anniversarys. If he loves you and supports you through life's ups and downs then it's simple. Who cares if special dates are forgotten when he sms's you during the day, "how's you're day hun?"

  • @funkypunk2115 I agree. Nothing says love like an SMS.

  • ^____^ YAY!

  • unfortunalty real man are not like that and women don't fart...

  • HES THE 1! He always remembers are anniversery weve been dating for almost 2 months, hes been counting down the days till are anniversary, he always talks about how he wants 2 kids 1 boy 1 girl ( i brought it up), he always wants to kno what im thinking about every second of every day just one lil thing, its long distance :( i cry almost every day thinking about how far away we both are

  • Haha I fart all the time around my boyfriend,he does the same to me.

    Hell you can smell the bodily odors come out from me and him when we havent showered in days and yet we still love each other so much it's almost a year...ahh...It was meant to be. :3

  • How could I love someone but not to have a baby for him if he really wants a baby??? If I can I would have as many as he loves.

  • For the most part I agree. With a couple changes. If you don't agree with something in this video change it so it suits you and then see if he agrees. (Afterall, if I don't remember dates or want kids, why should I expect him to?)

  • This video is ridiculous, arbitrary and condescending. What if someone doesn't LOVE children? What if he's a little bit forgetful? We all have our flaws. Way to perpetuate useless stereotypes. GAH.

  • Every thing seems okay with me and my boyfriend except the 3rd part. I'm a shy girl. Though he already thought about having kids when I'm 18! :D

  • They are being sarcastic... nobody is going to give you presents or talk about kids on a first date.. let alone the first six months!

  • haha bitch farted, cunt woulda stunk to. Shed be out on the side walk with a black eye if the pig did that to me

  • halarious haha! that farts classic..

  • Is this subliminal sarcasm?

  • if i got mentioned kids on the first date by a man i would frun as quick as possible. Commitment to fast for my liking

  • if this is the case then I've definitely found the one!! :)

  • sounds like "the one" is the ultimate candy ass

  • Hah.

    The guy you really want doesn't bend over backwards trying to please you, but allows you to bond on an honest level where he acts naturally and you act naturally.

    Some if not most men are bad with remembering dates. Does that mean they don't love ANYBODY? Hardly. Most women are good with dates. So what? You can remember all the dates for him.

    Start thinking teamwork if you want love. And stop thinking about it as if the man will artificially serve as your source of validation.

  • "And this is cuz it's Friday" LOL!!! xDD

  • so... if he's gay.... he's the one?

    LOL

    jk

  • checked all 5! I think I found the one =)

  • hahahaha!!!

  • good video.. i was so blind 4 so long..-this is true..funny too

  • this is a load of shit.

  • BAHAHAHAHA!! The fart cracked me up.

  • if a man act like that....the girl will freak out and say that he is stupid and in a rush....!!!!!!!

    soooo is this vid. just for fun ????

  • If a guy ever acted like that I'd be headed for the door so fast

  • This is the bitch version of "the one". Only a total wussy or a gay would fall under these "rules".

    Women want a guy who does treat them decent but is different and funny. Not a wussy who does that big cheesy smile and drowns them in gifts all the time.

  • No guy in any womens life would EVER wanna hear Every Single thought a women has.

    i would flip shit

  • i can see your mustache

  • Really? Then what is my dad doing watching stuff like this? If you really knew what love is, you would know it isn't about getting in 'style', it's about the years and moments you share together. On the other hand, teenage dating lasts only 3 weeks to 5 months on an average scale. ELEVEN? I'm sorry, but if you are saying words like that at your age, it is time to either get off the internet and wait two years, or stop listening to explicit lyrics in songs.

  • Miss presentator: you have a beautiful smile it gives fresh air to my mind

  • hell noooooo!!

  • What if you don't want kids? I would run if the guy I was dating started talking about how badly he wanted to have a baby... that is just not on my list.

  • @peculiargirl we need more girls like you

  • "if he always wants to hear your every passing thought" what?? Who in their right mind would want to hear illogical irrational irrelevant bullshit ALL THE TIME? He's either masochist or just gay. Guys don't like when you talk, period.

  • it's a play on words dumbass. you obviously didn't get the blatantly obvious joke.

  • What? Your comment is completely irrelevant. You must be a woman.

  • its a joke about her farting dumbass. god.

  • "passing thought" is a fart? ok then, I don't give a shit anyway

  • This video is complete bullshit. This route has failed failed failed I don't know how many times. To the point I'd rather have a badass race car than a female to ruin that dream.

  • This is bullcrap. Drowning women in gifts is both a bankrupt and a waste of time. Get over it.

  • is it some kind of comedy movie :D?

  • haha =D

  • my boyfriend fits 3 of those!

    lol ha ha

    i need to ask him about the 4th one tho...

  • Preventing marriage fraud tips:

    -Avoid marrying someone that is an illegal immigrant. It can be hard to know if they are with you or the green card.

    -Never co-sign a credit card/car with your lover.

    -Avoid mixing any finances together.

  • ture

  • So, Ive dated a girl a couple of times, and I bought her a kite and took her to a lovely park just because several months earlier she mentioned that one of her unresolved issues was flying a kite...

    The beautiful kite scared the shit out of her, she said it was a really meaningful present, and that it was too soon. So, a couple of days go by and I found this video, Gods got a sense of humour allright.

  • he probably is just scared to hold babies like i am (im always afraid they might fall or something)

    or it probably means he wants to fuck you..hard (:

  • omg my bf doesn't even like holding babies, but says he wants lots of babies...what does that mean? Shit...

  • Maybe it means he wants a relationship where you're the TOTAL mom and take care of the kid TOTALLY. W/o him helping out... ='[

  • Maybe you are right. I mean I'm kind of an in charge person who has it together, always have. I asked him why he didn't want to hold the baby and he said "I didn't want to get attached. Babies are so cute. I just want to take them home". I think it's BS though lol.

  • I remember one of my ex's farted in front of me I died Laughing, but I hugged her after wards and said I farted on our first date^_^

  • step 2.. if a guy said everything he just said.. it'd probably freak me out a little bit :S

    Well maybe not, it all depends on how he approaches it.

  • I hope this was a satire.

    Good luck finding a guy with all three of these.

  • not entirly true, some guys are like this, they just aren't being noticed...like me...

  • step 1. i dont even remember important dates. i dont think ive ever been able to remember an anniversary.

    step 2. i dont really want kids.

    if a guy wanted to hear my every passing thought id think he was a stalker...

  • 1:58 is the best

  • vids like this just make people all neurotic and obsessive about having a "crisis" whenever they sneeze.

  • OMG i farted while i was with my bf too..... it wasnt loud at all but i almost cried cause i was so embarassed but he hugged me, and said it was natural and not to be embarassed :) then he said he loved me :)

  • i fart all the time. :b

    ( that's probably my most childish comment ever, but wat choo gonna doo?

  • aw that's so cute, dont ever take a guy like that for granted. :)

  • awnn :)

  • jajajaja me encanto!!

  • You should change #2 from "the one should be keen on little ones" to "the one should be on the same page as you regarding little ones".

  • 1. TTIF?

    2. and this is for the first time we ;);)

  • YupYupYup He's the One xP

  • That was hilarious

  • yeah, this is borderline retarded.

  • You guys bring up important points with humor, love your videos.

  • if you have to ask...he's not.

  • Whoa. Stereotypical much? I'm a woman but if a guy starts carrying on about our future children without asking me how I feel about kids, it's over. These people should have simply stated that if he shares your values about procreation, then he might be the one.

    Also, I don't want my man to know every single thought I'm having! Some of them are none of his business! Having seen 3 videos by these producers, I've decided they know nothing about relationships.

  • I think this is to be taken with a grain of salt. Don't take it all seriously.

  • I agree! I think instead it should say:

    "Does he share your preference for children. (Meaning whether you want them or not)

    "Sure, he can remember dates...but does he flip out when YOU forget it's your anniversery?" (been there...) hah

    the last one is okay. I mean, if he is the one you should be able to be comfortable being yourself...but some people live in sweats and hoodies...how about:

    "Is he willing to get dressed up and take you out to nice places?"

  • Wow, so pretty much "the one" is a gay guy.

  • @masncarlson No straight man wants to hear every passing thought. Ever.

  • @DakidImetnhighschool I agree with some of your statement for the most part, but a couple things I have to say to you is that for the remembering dates, you should not be hard on a guy if he gets mad if you forget his birthday or your anniversary if you have gotten mad when someone forgot dates in the past too, as for "Is he willing to get dressed up and take you out to nice places?" isn't necessarily true, I've learned that not all girls love to be wined and dined, they would rather a burger

  • If I marry a guy who's gonna stick with me, make me laugh and generally make me feel good, it's not going to be at all important if he remembers some stupid date.

  • i know same

  • same to, but farting is kinda gross to me, I know everyone does it, but I think girls should not do that in front of guys, its like a guy thing.

  • *facepalm*

    Can we shoot these girls? Please?

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  • *facepalm*

    Can we shoot these girls? Please?

  • its romantic but not to that extreme! lol

  • Why didnt you remember the first time we talked? Why dont you act excited to have kids with me? Why didnt you buy me more stuff for our special occasion? How come you dont want to hear my every passing thought?

    -Sounds like every needy bitch I never wanted to marry.

  • of course this video is an overexaggeration of what you should know. but its just basically depicting that the person you should marry is considerate.

  • Uh, its basically saying whatever you want it to say? Im not talking about the silly acting bits, the video makes very specific statements about what to look for. The trouble with these videos is they are a natural extension of what cosmo/Vogue have done for years- telling women what they want to hear instead of telling them the truth. While men watch/read politics/economics/sports/scie­nce women watch/read this crap, and its ruining romance between the sexes.

  • I dont think the media is what is changeing romance, I just think its peoples jaded personality's, everyone is a slut these days, everyone is a whiney bitch. (guys and girls) everyone has some kind of "diagnosable" problem that just creates drama. basically everyone loves attention, and since two people who are like that get in a relationship together they always fight. I dunno thats how I see it, its everyones fault.

  • I share the same opinion basically, it's quite sad.. =(

  • That's one of the smartest things I've ever heard said about relationships. I totally agree.

  • well thankyou. but I think people who realize it and try to fix the problem, and just be more humble, are successful in realtionships/everything.

  • The guy is downright creepy.

  • Christ, this type of woman is the reason I never want to be married

  • I LOOOVE ANDYYY!!!!!

  • What if the guy fits all those criteria but to the EXTREMES!!!

  • which video editing software are yourtango using, like how is there a logo on the side?

  • Where does yourtango get its music???

  • What horrible advice!!

    Firstly, I, myself, happen to be horrible with dates no matter how important they are! Remembering and making an effort are two different things. Maybe he won't remember off the top of his head, but he should have it on his calender and have a romantic plan!

    And the children thing? What if neither of you WANT kids??! That should be "Shares same dreams for future"! Kids aren't everything to a good relationship.

    Despite this, my boyfriend fits all of this XD

  • i LOVE my bfriend... but he NEVER ever wants 2 now wat im fealing.... but he said once hes old enough he will make LOVE 2 me!!! =3.... pllz tell me wat 2 do??!! he even tried 2 prepose 2 me... but his mom didnt agre... ( because ive been in prison 2... )

  • teheheee :D...

    lolll shaweeet!

  • looool that fart killed it...... typical women

  • I FOUND THE ONE! XD

  • ok step one is a little wierd both my Boyfriend and I can't remeber what day it was when we first started going out so we just celebrate on random days in April.

    Step 2 was a little scary....

    And I really do think I found the one! XD heehee~

  • heehee

    you probably have a loser boyfriend

    HEE HEEE

    sorry to break it to you, but do you realize by sticking to your boyfriend, your missing thousands of oppurtunities to find a better man?

    W.e, at least im smart enough to be a manwhore

  • Sounds like her boyfriend isn't the loser, its YOU, buddy. And I have a feeling that by "man whore" you mean lonely, pathetic loser.

    Good luck with your guy, ArizonaT : )

  • i've tried relationships and im the one who always ends up hurt

    im tired of being treated that way. Girls are ignorant creatures that dont know wat they want. Proof? You leave the guy you dont even deserve for some jackass who thinks more of himself than anyone else.

    Face the truth urself

  • First of all, you're horrible at spelling and grammar.

    Secondly, GIRLS are ignorant?!! Look at yourself, stereotyping an entire gender! How dare you! Some of happen to know EXACTLY what we want. I happen to be with an amazing guy who thinks of everyone else before himself, if he even has time to think of himself. Hes considerate and kind and most of all the underdog everyone roots for to get the girl. And he did. Because hes not a jackass like you.

  • your "love" will be tested eventually. I Then we'll see if you know exactly wat u want.

  • XD Considering we're getting married, I think we're good. Moron.

  • my bf farts on the dog and food and me if he gets a chance...when i fart in bed he complains...he's so not the one for me -_-

  • If that's all true, than I have found the one! Yay!

  • haha love it again!.. wish u guys can make a little bit longer :P

  • ...Cheesy.

  • loved it...

  • funny... but that's not "the one" that's a stalker...

  • lol, no this stuff isn't a joke. It's pretty good advice and then they just give funny examples. So just do what the host says and don't do what the other people do.

  • u could've said : Dont do what u know other people want u to do. ^^

  • That's it. I'm convinced. Love U is a joke.

  • nice super man shirt..

  • NO no no! dont talk about having kids on the first date..not with that particular date! it will send girls runnin!

    well most

  • 1 56 lmao!

  • zomg, if a guy actually wanted children on the first date, or anything like that the woman would leave his bum

  • rofl,u do any of this to a woeman she run a mile from u

  • 10... no! 15 miles!

  • So if I dont want kids then I cant get women, is that what this video is telling me? Im fucked oh well

  • encryptedsignal...lol...don't listen to it...not every girl wants children!!! guaranteed :-)

  • this girl is ridick good looking

  • The moment the girl I'm dating passes gas in my presence, I will propose to her.

  • lmfao i feel ya there brother. it took over a year for my girl to do it but i knew then and there, she's it. hahaha

  • What a crock of sh......

  • Step 1 - blue pill or red pill

    Bit of a no-brainer really

  • step 0.1: does he have a car

    step 0.2: does he have his own house

    step 0.3: does he have a shitload of money

  • HAHAHA all ur vids make me lmao *fart* lol

  • BULLSHIT!!

    guys would say any dumb shit to get into your pants.

  • rofl

  • ahah

    funny

    i like this video..

    so true..lol

  • you're so right, thats what i look for in men! except for the child part cause im too young for children!

  • Keep this up and it will be "the zero."

  • That was the most bullshit I have ever heard in such little time.

    Leave it to a women to lie to everyone, it's what they're good at.

  • Ouch. Not all women are like that. It's just what we are taught by shit like this.

  • watch her get bored of him because he is too nice. laDIES, YOU KNow what i'm talking about

  • this video just explained to me that women want a whole bunch of SHIT that we don't need in a relationship.

  • dr. phil is gay

  • They're funny && Fun to watch..

    Dont you think?

    Great. :D

  • i just realized these videos are jokes. XD

    or if they're not...they should be, bc NO ONE should take this bullshit seriously.

  • XD I agree, the vids are so funny but it seems that some people don't really get they are jokes... lol

  • I don't like kids and I'd run away if my boyfriend had talked about having children during the first 6 months xD

  • Hahaha me too!!!

  • hahaha yeyyy! I was afraid of being called insensitive or something like that :P