dane cook- b and e

[BabyShowerStuffcom]

Ha ha



[FalconeFamilyNGG]

HE STOLE THE FUcKING BEADS!!!

[This0is0Me0not0you]

i did my best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

[This0is0Me0not0you]

this is my favorite shirt!

well you shouldnt wear you favorite fucking shirt to a b and e!

[camaross34]

People keep telling me Dane Cook sucks and he steals jokes and that he's an asshole... But I've always thought he's funny...

[balmeet4]

the same guy who disliked this 9 times, cause he lost 9 doors

[brettchrisfilms]

nine people whore there favourite show

[Magnum74able]

240p we meet again..........

[thinman25]

Kicking in a door is truly a religious experience. It's like tearing into a steak with your teeth and bare hands while getting a blowjob and firing two guns with your feet and flying through the air.

[NexGenSaiyan21]

@thinman25 Wow... what a poetic metphore.

[KaylaMarie62897]

hahahaahaahahaahaha



[fangsabre]

then i realized something,i did not want to do a b'n'e, i just wanted to kick a fucin' door in



[FTWMFXD]

9 ppl heard humpback whales

[STEELERZ34]

9 people heard a humpback whale while pulling a b/e and didnt stop

[rocksparadox]

Too bad he can't think of original shit, or styles....uche RIPOFF ...'''gawd blass you''

What a douche...

[Effluence520]

So it was Dane Cook who broke into my house!

[Luckycocoteros]

It's a quest to make people divorce :P

[NarutoAnimeCat]

epic!

[jjtini]

"The beads, he took the FUCKING beads."

[tourettesunicornio]

i have 20 20 vision and i cant see the dislike bar is that weird?

[system331]

I wanna kick a door in now ahaha

[iibSpankiinx]

"Husband, wife, young adopted son David..." xD

[Z3tsuei99]

"..nothing missing but uhhh.. There is a lava lamp here now "

[thecutthroat11]

funny ass shit but if that story is true dane cook is a dumb ass for just kicking a door

[SSDecontrol94]

this video inspired me!

now i have a criminal record -.-

[tourettesunicornio]

7 people sux dick



[Rapture1443]

LOL were your second favorite shirt

[Rapture1443]

adopted son david

[indianagurl1235]

Robert-"What the fuck?" My fucking shirt!" "Dude this is my favorite shirt!"Dane-"Well, you shouldn't be wearing your favorite fuckin shirt on a B/E...wear your second favorite shirt..ya dunce!" XD best part!!!

[demigirl363]

7 ppl dont know wat he took!!! lolz

[flutterbutter98]

HE TOOK THE BEADS!

[LeoLeungDancing]

I think I hear a car !

[superiorone23]

3:38 "if u hear a humback whale thats weird- tell me that shit." Lmfaoo he has me dyin

[ilovejohnmorrison1]

i have an irregular heart beat.

[ZITILLIREACHTHESKY]

7 dislikes they wanna divorce cause of the B / E ahahahaaa......

[Wireless1016]

gmod darkrp robberies summed up in 8 minutes

[fatguy433]

shit if the people of the breaking and entering then he is going to be raped

[Oisterboy]

Lmfao this story is like he stole it from me. Except I was 15.

[xokatem]

where is everybody getting this "dave" from? yall are thinkin david cook i bet.

daneeee cook. dane dane dane dane dane dane.

(if) dane (this) dane (hasnt) dane (sunk) dane (into) dane (your) dane (head) dane (by) dane (now) dane (then) dane (yall) dane (need) dane (to) dane (go) dane (back) dane (to) dane (second) dane (grade). (:

[funnyman1995103]

@xokatem lol i figurd out your code the minute i saw it

[19dresses]

now i know if someone breaks down my door then my closet door and there is a lava lamp left there....i know that dane cook has been there

[kadycakez]

This fuckin' guy <3 lol.

[CoReYcRaCkDoWn]

The only funny thing this douchebag has ever come up with.

[marines16301]

*comment on what just happened in the video*

[doyle1290]

@marines16301 haha good one

[weldonwin]

He must have one hell of a kick to take a door completely off its hinges

[woahtherepurple]

we cheesed it outa there haha

[naimihero]

7 people were dane cook's BandE victims

[JuanitaNevarez]

im guessing the people who disliked this vid had their houses robbed

[TheRyan1303]

7 people had their doors kicked in for no reason

[cliftongirl1022]

Another fukking door, What is going on!?

[broadwayjunkie123]

i dont think i can do th- I GOT IT.

[DisturbedFan0000000]

"dude this is my favourite shirt"

"Well you shouldn't be favourite shirt on a f***ing b and e. Wear your second favourite shirt ya dunce!"

[Shortyluvya]

"If you hear a hump back whale, thats weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop."

[sassmaster22]

Damn.. His kick has some good form!

[CustomizeDucttape]

doin this for my speech contest at school. thanx dane

[boobookitty447]

Dane:*turns back and looks at robert* are u ready dude?

Robert:wait! wait dude. i hear a car

Dane:yah the world is full of them your gonna hear alot of them for the rest of ur life. if u hear a humpback whale thats wierd tell me that shit. xD lmfao lmfao

[MacKenzie7151]

I am a fan of CRIMEEE(: WHO IS WITH ME.....(:

[kristensaysno]

7 people had their favorite shirt rip on fences

[slayerhawk1]

7 people ride the short bus

[PrinceOfFayth]

makes me wanna try doing B&N :P =D

Just go random familys house and kick the fucking door to house's darkkness

[keshafan1ish]

lol

[MsVampirechick666]

lol hahahahaha

[goochameh]

" repeat what was in the video, get massive praise"

[maddie020601]

6 people were B&E'd and had their doors kicked in.

[Snowconeking100]

young adopted son david.....

[Snowconeking100]

And their adopted son david.....

[TheCperez101]

He Took The Fucking Beeds..AHHHHHHHH! I Want A Divorce.Dont Fuckin TOuch ME!

[stonecunt90]

6 people got there favourite shirts stuck on the fences while doing a b& e

[madnessiscool]

I would break in and write on the walls "THE CAKE IS A LIE!"

[crmonkey123]

@madnessiscool that made me lol so hard <3 I love portal :D

[element7320]

another fucking door

[Lifestyles01]

Who's up for a B and E?

[dann123123123]

@Lifestyles01 im in

[Lifestyles01]

@dann123123123 Okay be sure to wear your second favourite shirt.

[dann123123123]

@Lifestyles01 always btw i lovvvve b n e's and to kick doors in YEY FOR SPIKED SHOES 8D

[DisturbedFan0000000]

477 people like dane cook and 6 people are just idiots.

[ddbbaayy]

im going to kick 6 peoples doors in.

[Ghplayer1234]

6 people had their doors kicked in

[masterazercodered]

I did my best! I did my best! I di--DON'T FCKNG TOUCH ME!

[2010chelseabear]

Husband, Wife, Young adopted son david :)

[woahtherepurple]

ARE YOU WATCHING YOU DOOR KICKER!!! I WANT A DEVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ScenePuppy]

ever heard of the guy who broke in a house and only took the tv remote? not the tv, just the remote. now the guy goes up and down the street changin their tv on them. sick bastard x3

[Gh0stbusters94]

Does anyone else have the urge to go around kicking peoples doors down?

[KrazieGirl4eva]

i just wanted to kick a door down!!!!!

[davgabe]

Dana Cookie "Oh it`s a BLASTIE BLAST" You suck Cook take a walk wussie boy

[Kill3rDope98]

ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dude970715]

oh but it doesnt stop there, i should kid napped thier adopted son. call the house im like go check ur sons bed room. WHAT? Davids gone what have u done with our son. ha nonono come down were eatting waffles. they come down their all fucked up i have all 7 doors a bowl full of beads. haha wats up, i love you guys i have it all on video its fucking hilairious. oh the batterys was not me, it wasnt me by the way.

thats what isnt in this vid lol

[cmtriplecageipod]

@Dude970715 9 DOORS

[Dude970715]

@cmtriplecageipod oh. lol woops

[cmtriplecageipod]

@Dude970715 lol its iight

[aej1410]

My friends and I LOVE this routine, it's SO FUCKIN FUNNY! Who ever doesn't like Dane Cook is a fuckin idiot.

[dash1234ize]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[singer1139]

wait..... dude i hear a car...... yeah. the world is full of them. your going to hear a lot of them for the restof your life... if you hear a hump back whale, thats wiered tell me that shit.

[babstarr97]

He is an actor......

[xXrissluvsuXx]

Can anyone else see Dane Cook being an actor?? xD

[14thSpartan]

Lol if Dave actually was telling the truth about this story, imagine if the family he B&E'd watched this... LOL!

[shortydog27]

@14thSpartan It's probably mad up, but yeah that would be funny

[Bavs001]

@14thSpartan its Dane not Dave...

[BADprid3]

@Bavs001 oh arent you a badass. fuckk you and watch niga

[14thSpartan]

@Bavs001 I know its a typo

[legosrcool555]

@14thSpartan its dane not dave

[JestaInc]

@14thSpartan His names Dane...

[boobookitty447]

@14thSpartan its not Dave its "Dane" xD

[TheLifeSource]

@14thSpartan Dane*



[Spottedstreak]

@14thSpartan XD I was just thinking that.

[italiangod1000]

@14thSpartan its dane not dave retard

[14thSpartan]

@italiangod1000 I know that man, not like im gonna delete the comment just to change that.

[rshweky9]

@14thSpartan his name is dane

[14thSpartan]

@rshweky9 no shiz man

[rshweky9]

@14thSpartan u sed dave



[14thSpartan]

@rshweky9 look how old the comment is, you think I dont know that already?

[Deathames108]

@14thSpartan i can picture tht...



[mrdrewirons]

@14thSpartan DANE not DAVE

[NinjaAssassinism]

@14thSpartan It's Dane, not Dave...

[JustStackingxD]

I think Dane has done a B&E on my house? xD

[kumikarkki]

I WONT EVEN TALK TO YOU IN THE NEXT LIFE!

[sirskyline]

5 people got their doors kicked into the darkness and a broken closet xD

[DLZ27D]

when dane cook said "i wanted to be someone in life, tht isnt tha norm...." and ad popped up tht said "Be a "Baltimor Raven" ahahahaha

[hitfan01]

i want to break into someones house and leave random stuff now. that would be so fun

[SuperChippy101]

husband wife young adopted son davd.........wow i was cracking up when i heard that LOL

[cRaZyEm0bItCh]

he stole fucking the beads...

[JiminyFlitz]

8:00 suuuuuch a quality scream

[jiggleywiggley5]

who doesn't want to do bacon and eggs?

that's fuckin' delicious.

[KingEvilLulu]

aw yeah humpback whale

[computerman1989]

haha like this if you ever wanted to kick a door in!!!

i still do!

[TheNilsje]

YA DUNSE!!!

[reggeman]

holy fuck, stop the video on 2:27 and look at the frame where dane's eyes are fucked up

[PrincessSamoa]

What the fuck did they take from this house!?! If we can't figure it out this year I want a divorce! I. WANT. A DIVORCE!

[Shelbz292]

LMFAO

[KElegend23]

hahaha nothing like dane cook

[pivotpwns45]

the 5 people who disliked, where the family that this happened too...

[animemanic1514]

looks like 5 ppl thought that it was dane cook who kicked in their door.

[iEntei]

Nothing seems to be missing, but there is a lava lamp here now.

[letsgoworld]

1970 beeds is funny as hll

[superomagaman]

always take notes.............. park 20 miles away ,jump fences , and get stuck on the last fence

[letsgoworld]

funny

[Bratttati]

if you hear a humpback whale then tell me. LMFAO

[AnnaxNxWonderland92]

me and my friend texted my other friend and told her were going to do a b&e on her house. She texted back and said omg please don't kick my door in!

[KElegend23]

@AnnaxNxWonderland92 cool story bro

[HawkrockTj]

" I'm not gonna lie.. my heart was like ultimid ultimid baba "

LOL gets my everytime xD

[Skullthief38]

4 guys got there door kicked in :D

[Clasicus1]

what is b and e?

[ghostdeck13]

@Clasicus1 breaking and entering

[TheLipgloss02]

@Clasicus1 he clearly said it lol

[computerman1989]

@Clasicus1 it means bacon and eggs. ya dunce!

[eazybreeze]

the humpback whale bit gets me everytime lol

[EdwardCullenandJB]

my favorite!:)

[hdkwc]

4 douche bags never wanted to do an B & E

[xandahar]

ya dunce

my heart was all like umbidit umtibe ba ba

what the fuc did they take

[xandahar]

ya dunce

my heart was all like umbidit umtibe ba ba

[SuperXXMetallicaXX]

HE IS SO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING..... In A funny way lol

[futurekellyclarkson]

husband, wife, young adopted son, david...

LOLOLOL

[Samasoristudios]

7:13-7:23 lol

[ghostdeck13]

i call my brother robert.. check it out bro...we're going on a uhh adventure tonite. and he goes what i dont like adventures what? im doing a b and e! nooo?! NOO! nooo. LMFAO

[bosniah1]

adopted son david haha

[rbmadd]

SNIFFFFFFFHHHHHHHH i dont know what that means but im doing it

[pinklet16]

Haha we cheesed it outta there!

Haha this is funnnnnny shit, man!

[MrAlienBurrito1]

"im doing a b&e"

"whats tht bacon and eggs?"

"no, but i can always do tht, thts fucking delicious"

hhahaha, this guy kills me

[13thebestband]

he replaced these with shitty half ass batteries XD

[bmacfan]

HE CHUCK NORRIS'D THAT DOOR.

[TheRedP0werRanger]

"Husband, wife, young adopted son david"

"He took the beads!!! HE TOOK THE FUCKING BEADS!!"

L0L!!!! I LOVE DANE COOK!!!

[ferbrez619]

I WANT A DIVORCE CAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!

[34LOLWTF]

@cjsellers2000 yea bcuz its youtube dumbfuck

[vince40810]

HAHA!!!!! I know CHEESY

[thespecaildino]

"i hear a car....ya bc the world is full of them, if you hear a hump back whale, tell me that shit" lol XD!!!!!

[TheLipgloss02]

breaking and entering!! no not beakon and eggs allthough tats fukin delishious hahhaha

[34LOLWTF]

@TheLipgloss02 learn how to spell