@warriormole This was right after he got elected so people were optimistic at the time, honestly he wasn't the best president ever but still a big improvement over the previous one.
@AVENGERX51 hes got my vote cuz he cares about the people and he will stand up to special intrests its about time i took another look at charles manson hitler
Carvey does a great job of picking up on the physical nuances that go along with impressions and articulating them to his audience. This is a quality that makes him endearing to an audience. His giving insight into HOW he develops it. His Al Gore, Bush Sr GWB along w Arnold are among his best along w church lady. He's definitely one of the top comedians.
I think when he was doin Al Gore and said, "This planet is getting hot. I shit you not", he should've gone back to Andy Rooney and said, "Thank you for shitting me not. I think that would've been awesome.
Well I was just being honest! I'm allowed to have an opinion plus I said he was great! He is just not AS funny as I thought. Might be your type of humor! Just isn't really mine. No need to wish a horrible death on me :(
u r allowed to have an opinion as this is the land of freaking oppurtunity and if u dont think dana carvey is tht funny then tht is ok. people shouldnt be wishing a horrible death on u.
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You are a fucking cunt and I hope you die a horribly slow hysterectomy death. I hope someone cuts your fucking back open and squeezes your ovaries until they pop. Bitch.
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...the fuck is wrong with you? "Oh noone knows who I am on here, I'll just be a supreme dick and act tough and say disgusting and sickening things" Don't be such a fuck-wad
You know what? Fuck you. Fuck your mother in the ass with big goddamn rubber fuckin dick. Do you have any idea how much of an ass fucking homosexual fat ass, dick sucking, dress wearing, faggoty, fucking shit wad of a whore you are? Drown on your father's cum, you cuntdork crotchfruit.
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...you've got some serious issues there mate...im not incestuous so im not gonna fuck my parents, if ur that much of a perverted fuck you can fuck urs, i wont judge, and yes I do know how much of a fag i am
I'm oretty goddamn sure I asked you if you know how much of a shitwad of a whore you are. Do you? You want me to come down there and cave your fuckin balls in? I'll burst them shits like tomatoes just to see the look on your face you MOTHERFUCKING WORTHLESS COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!
any1 else wanna take over and argue with this fucked sack of shit? I'm really not into fighting with pompous fucks who think they're tough because they're online and noone can actually find them.
Cunt, you obviously do want to argue with me, or you'd let me go on and on as I am. As for acting tough and not really being tough, you can sod off. I spurn you as I would spurn a RABID DOG! I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on a toilet seat.
The solider's fight because their told to fight, not because they want to fight..for the good ol' U.S.A. but their told to fight. "Fight for your families and loved one's." Even though it's for country that won't give you your full right's as a citizen until you're twenty one. Even tough at that point you could be in a coffin. Oh yeah logic tells me to fight alright.
You wanna know what kind of scare tactic the Taliban uses? They drag a father in front of his sons. They put a sword on his neck, and they make the sons promise to fight for them in exchange for his life. I know, because my brother knows. He knows, because that's what captured POWs say. And refugees.
I understand if your a coward deep down, and that the thought to being something is too much for you. But please, don't go disrespecting the guys who keep you safe.
Right..and you can't see that's what's going on here? That's the same scare tactic used here. Did your brother also tell you about the people they torture over there? Yeah they do, I've got that admitted to me by veteran's.=] I don't want to fight, because I don't want to be screwed up, for a screwed up nation. I don't want to kill children and babies for the sake of freedom? Then how come we won't give that to them? We obviously give them more hardship than anything.
The people the troops torture? Oh! You mean the bomber who set off the IED that killed an entire 2nd Squad in a platoon. Yeah, that bomber got tortured...He got hunted down. Like a fucking rat, and gutted by some very pissed off Marines. PLEASE don't tell me the core of your "US troops torture" arguement is the motherfucker who got gutted for blowing up a squad, 'cause buddy, I gotta tell you, that towelshit HAD it comin'.
You don't fight 'cause your balls are the size of airgun BBs.
Who the fuck are you? There is no fucking joke in this conversation, dumbass. The fact that you're under the impression there's a joke to be taken indicates your general lack of intelligence.
We're talking about how the United States ACTUALLY isn't a bad country after all. The best damn one around. Either say something insightful... or get the fuck out.
At any rate, don't babble something completely irrelevant.
The only reason why a bunch of toweled thugs in a rusty pickup don't show up at your door, rape your family, and slice your Goddamn head off is because the US soldiers stand on a wall and stop them.
How I would love to painfully drag your sorry ass to Afghanistan, and force your face into the rotting abdomen of some 6 year old girl gutted by Taliban... and then explain to you that if not for our military... that would be you.
Exxon Mobil, Haillburton, Bechtel, Goldman Sachs, JpMorgan Chase, Bank of America, CititGroup, Lehman Brothers. The list goes on. Well, if the military is doing such a swell job, why isn't osama bin laden out of where he is supposedly hiding? Because they are not looking for him. But it's okay, you can just sit there and blindly believe what the government tells you, because obviously it's been going well so far, hasn't it?
This country brainwashes it's people to fight in a war that has killed hundred's of thousand's of innocent's. It has brainwashed people to go off and fight in a war that no one can win...you cannot beat terrorism..why can't you see that? Get your head out of your ass and see your country for what it is. It's murderous and want's to use this war for financial mean's.
You spout "millions" and " hundred's of thousand's of innocent's" dead from the US, but cannot prove it. Why?
Well, 1. it's not true, and 2. you know that. You can say Bush is evil. Military leaders are evil. Politicians are evil. Fine by me. But don't you fuckin say the Lance Corporal burning to death in an upside down Humvee died for financial means.
Terrorism will never go away. If we really wanted to stop terrorism..why not here? We have militant group's here as well[Neo-Nazi's, KKK,] But know we're simply using the terror attack's here as a catalyst to attack another nation for their supplies, because we ran out. It's a money game and we're using terrorism to fund it. Why fight the war on terror when there literally won't be a winner? You can't beat terrorism because it'll forever exist in society.
And if this country really loved it's troop's we'd get them all out of there instead of putting more in. I forgot you conservatives want nothing more then death in order to feel safe. Now think logically for a second[the way your government doesn't want you too.] "War on terror". Why even bother, if you were somewhat intelligent you'd know that a war on terrorism is a farce to start with. Terrorism is a fabrication of society. If we literally killed it, we'd kill ourselves,
And while I'm fucking here, frogger, fuck you for loving Charles Manson. Manson grew up as an antisocial shit. He was repeatedly raped in a boys school (fact), committed several crimes, and decided that all white people should be slaughtered. He led a gang of armed, drug-addled thugs, and instructed them to brutally murder innocents, including Sharon Tate and her unborn son. How dare you talk to me about the US's genocide, and then support that fuck.
I think we're done here. I was able support my argument with stone cold fact, not with some ill logic. Thank you for proven the point all American's are close minded individual whom listen to everything their government say's. Notice how I never used profanity nor ill logic. I've won you lost, don't be such a cry baby. If anyone need's to open a history book, it's you. This country has killed more innocent's then Hitler and Stalin combined.
Not only do you not use fact, you use innaccurate statements.
Hitler killed 10+ innocents. Stalin slaughtered 50 million. Now, you fucking child, I want you to research, and provide hard evidence of the US killing 61 million people. So, you'll make some dumbass statement about genocide, and when asked to prove it, you say "we're done here." Real intelligent. Thanks for proving liberals don't know their ass from an electrical outlet in the wall. Did you find out who supports Africa the most??
Vietnam. Korean war, WW1-2, and the war today. We've slaughtered innocent people in the street, and it's a know statistic. Another good piece of evidence...the genocide in Africa. WE signed a treaty stating if there is a known genocide happening, it will be our duty to to stop them regardless because it's a crime against humanity. We let it happen, making us the murderer's. We've tortured people, and made people who spoke out disappear[Bob Lazar.]. Hurray for this god-awful country.
All of the accidental killings there amount to how many? 10,000?
Oh yeah, SUUUURRREE... yeah, no, 10,000 totally equals 60 million. Stalin actually killed more than 50 mill, I think.
Treaty: Yeah, us and everyone else. It isn't as easy as saying "Stop it." and them saying "ok."
There's no perfect country, but this is the best. Do you honestly think I want my brother in Afghanistan, you fuckin idiot. I don't enjoy waking up and wondering if he died from an IED while I slept.
Yeah where the best...a dept equaling trillion's to China[a communist nation.] A nation who lies to their people about the money issues. A country who won't grant free health care. And a country who killed million's. Innocent civilian's[10,000 you've mentioned.] is a small percentage to what we've actually killed. Stop being brainwashed by the "Free" state. If we're so free why is it turning into a "Total control" nation?
Because liberals are getting revenge on Republicans. That's why. I don't support politics at all. I do support this country.
What you and everyone else fails to understand is that the troops do not fight for oil. Or money. You get paid more at Walmart than in the Marine Corps. They don't fight to their senators, and they don't fight for greed or because they're evil. They fight to protect their families. Their friends. Neighbors, Towns, Country. They fight to keep you safe, respect that.
That is a fabrication of a lie. They fight because this nation need's money. "They don't fight for senator's"...really even though their apart of this country...so their fighting to keep them safe..right? The whole..protect your loved one's and friend's..by joining the cause is exactly the same kind of scare tactic that the Taliban uses, the same tactic that Hitler used and so on. There is no real reason to fight except for money, respect that.
What is this? A Manson-loving nutball and a kiddie liar? It fuckin figures.
First off, Pearl Harbor happened because several jackasses in charge were asleep at the switch. Had we been more alert, the damage would have been much less.
Second, Japan was facing economic problems, just like every other fucking country. They decided to get outta their depression by conquest. Forgive us for being a bit concerned. We don't like Belligerent countries just taking over.
"Hi I'm Charles Manson Hitler, I want your vote...Charles Manson Hitler cares about the people. Charles MAnson Hitler will stand up to the special interests. Isn't it time you took another look at CHARLES MANSON HITLER? I'm Charles Manson Hitler and I approve this ad."
Then the attack:
"Charles Manson Hitler is a tax-and-spend liberal! Paid for by the Committee to elect O.J. Scott Peterson president."
Manson should have one end of a steel cable tied tightly around his genitals, and have the other end hooked to the hitch on my pickup. Get his ass dragged down a highway.
Yeah... and I'm gettin' the feeling you don't know your ass from an electrical outlet in the wall. Do you have a point, or is the peak of your very existence this riveting dialogue about some fuckin' nutball neo-nazi?
I'll give you some time to figure out what that means. God knows, you probably need it.
I know truth when I see it. You apparently don't...with that user name you have.=]
You support a country who does the same crime that you blame Manson for? They tell our children to kill innocent people..we're not the good country that everyone say's we are. I'll give you some time to think about that.=]
Yes, unfortunately, your "truth" requires being dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby, a fucked-up childhood, and smoking about 87 pounds of crack. The worst thing about this is that you can actually vote.
There is no such thing as a good country. Wake the fuck up. None. If there's a country that doesn't accidentally kill innocents, it's because they're pussy cowards (France) who look to US for protection. We're not perfect, but were the best. Don't like it, get the fuck out.
I'm gonna bet there's some innocent person in some mud-hut in Africa who'd love to take your place in this country. Honestly, I would love it if you traded places with them. You'd get an education, and get slaughtered by a gang in a rusty pickup. Then, this country would be rid of one major fuckup. Too bad the US CONSTITUTION stops that.
Use other countries to voice our greatness. We are not the most greatest country in the world. We're the greediest...we brought pearl harbor upon ourselves, and we let genocide happen in Africa. And you know why? Because their is no money to be made off those poor people. There's no money or oil to be made...so why help them huh? I've seen solider's shoot children in there head's. Keep praising this country for it's the country that will spawn the Anti-Christ.
What a load of shit. Good God, do you look at the load in your pants, and try to copy that in the post?
The only thing you've seen is how fucked up crack can make you. I really feel for the innocents in Africa, I do. But I have a choice between protecting them, or protecting Americans, I'm gonna side with the latter. It's the same mentality as "protect your family, not the neighbor down the street."
Talk about greedy. Greedy Japan brought Pearl Harbor, while taking over the Pacific.
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That Al Gore impression was so funny, the first time I heard it...I laughed until I cried.
demon0981 3 weeks ago
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That Al Gore impression was so funny, the first time I heard it...I laughed until I cried.
demon0981 3 weeks ago
That Al Gore impression was so funny, the first time I heard it...I laughed until I cried.
demon0981 3 weeks ago
Al Gore ------- gay Forrest Gump
gr33nday4u 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
start at 6:30 best fuckin part
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20 people would vote for Charles Manson Hitler.
Ryuu10293 1 month ago
@Ryuu10293 i would still vote for the guy xD but i liked this vid :P
klopklop24 1 month ago
Charles Manson Hitler LOL
alterbridgefan99 2 months ago
i'm only 18, but i get the joke... boom.
MaggieBrightside 2 months ago
Charles Manson Hitler is a tax and spend liberal.
MaggieBrightside 2 months ago
And that goddamn cackle what the fuck is with the ha ha ha!?
missheatherhate 3 months ago 4
19 people would rather vote for OJ Scott Peterson
fuckingrichardbitch 3 months ago 6
everybody from cauliflower
Danshro 4 months ago
19 people wouldn't vote for Charles Manson Hitler
weezel365 5 months ago
5:15-5:19 oh the irony
MandyDeadite 5 months ago
A little less Obama dicksucking would have been nice.
warriormole 6 months ago
@warriormole This was right after he got elected so people were optimistic at the time, honestly he wasn't the best president ever but still a big improvement over the previous one.
BondisBourne78 5 months ago
@BondisBourne78 yes, yes he was.
iL4wlz 2 months ago
@BondisBourne78 ? Look at the date it was posted, June, before the election, hence the Reagan oracle bit.
EinSofVirtuoso 1 month ago
make me king and fuck you
fraco180 7 months ago
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XxEchelonMarsxX 7 months ago
@XxEchelonMarsxX yeah as in barack obama and hilary clintons husband?
hahahaha dumbass (:
guitaring4fun 6 months ago
the switch from part 2 to 3...I thought I was going to die. A circus bear might shit is pants riding a unicycle... genius lol
GhostfaceChilla420 7 months ago 3
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steelerfan983936 7 months ago
epaduralize my buttisize
steelerfan983936 7 months ago 2
"Isn't it time you took a look at CHARLES MANSON HITLER!"
This has been approved by Charles Manson Hitler.
No, we will never vote for you Charles Manson Hitler. We'd rather vote for Richard Axle Truman. He's on the Republican side.
Masterlink981 8 months ago
"It's a fantastic fire!"
nirvanafrik 8 months ago
he needs to do a hans and frans for schwarzenegger's affair and divorce.
nopainogain 8 months ago
Charles Manson Hitler cares about the people.
welcome2shifferland 8 months ago 36
Bill Clinton is awesome by every comedian but carvey is just the king
RadicalDickhead 8 months ago
Can I say Leavies one more time?
Masterlink981 9 months ago
@quiter3 Everyone from whatever country you are from is an asshole too
mastercheif462 9 months ago
the great state of cartilage???? LMAO!
dimza04 9 months ago
"Carles Manson Hitler cares about the people" XD
ParadoxalChronos 10 months ago
"When this planet is gettin' hot, I shit you not!"
FireFoxy67 10 months ago
Al Gore went on way too long
aegisgfx 11 months ago
Charels manson hittler cares about the people cares about the people isint time you took another look at charels manson hittler.....
Megaboot101 11 months ago
LEAVIES!
ZyxthePest 1 year ago 3
19 people still hate spunkers
BountySwamp 1 year ago
someone should of shut that bytch the fucc up' man that laugh is annoying.!!
jrsmooth90210 1 year ago
@jrsmooth90210 Haha I know!
atikker 1 year ago
coliflower
MrInsanieac 1 year ago
All the people in Cauliflower!
niller300 1 year ago
@niller300 its spelt Coliflower
MrInsanieac 1 year ago
@MrInsanieac he's actually right.....ur the one that's spelling it wrong, fyi.
hellokittyify 1 year ago
@MrInsanieac no, im sure its cauliflower...
healthguru94 11 months ago
so make me a cake and fuck u
sk8er41398 1 year ago
his Al Gore was EPIC!!! "it is getting hot, I shit. you. nooot!" *snap snap*
JackieBorelli 1 year ago 4
I hope i neva hav tuh change yuh diapuh
supersoniclaserbeam 1 year ago
1:56 With the Leavies! ahahahahahah OMG so funny,
crazzydrummer66 1 year ago 2
i would vote for charles manson hittler
azaraelmalvavisco 1 year ago
@azaraelmalvavisco how did you manage to spell hitler wrong.....
jimmyclarke16 1 year ago
@jimmyclarke16 oh im so sorry i donot care about a dead nazis name sorry abour writing wrong that name
azaraelmalvavisco 1 year ago
@jimmyclarke16 oh im so sorry i do not care about a dead nazi name sorry about writting wrong that name
azaraelmalvavisco 1 year ago
@azaraelmalvavisco its pretty much one of THE most famous names in history, and you spelled it wrong, youre a fucking moron
jimmyclarke16 1 year ago
@jimmyclarke16 dude you are an asshole you are arguing about a fucking t
azaraelmalvavisco 1 year ago
He is so adorable <3 I just want to put him in my pocket.
Sionnach00 1 year ago
LEEVEES!
StormsongK 1 year ago
People ask me Andy do you hear voices in your head? Does a bear shit in the woods?
You've seen my wife, cut me some slack! I need something here!
Charles Manson Hitler cares about the people!
katygirly1015 1 year ago 2
dana is so cute <3 and he is so goddamn funny :D
SmOsHeRgirl 1 year ago
"I love Al Gore but when did he start sounding like a gay Forrest Gump?" hahaha
ComedyGal2 1 year ago
Hi, I'm Charles Manson Hitler I'd like your vote.
Charles Manson Hitler cares about the people.
Charles Manson Hitler will stand up to the special interests.
Isn't it time you took another look at Charles Manson Hitler?
I'm Charles Manson Hitler and I approve of this add.
Charles Manson Hitler is a tax and spend liberal
Paid for by the committee to elect O.J. Scott Peterson President.
Funny shit! =D
BuzzsawtheHedgehog 1 year ago 5
I LOVE this one!!:D
TheBabygirl3464 1 year ago
Hi, Im Charles Mansen Hitler and Id like your vote. Again, HILARIOUS!!!
AVENGERX51 1 year ago
@AVENGERX51 hes got my vote cuz he cares about the people and he will stand up to special intrests its about time i took another look at charles manson hitler
JesterofRejection 1 year ago
Everyone from the state of supercalafragalisticexpialadocious! Thatnwas HILARIOUS!!!
AVENGERX51 1 year ago
I love the whole Al Gore routine...That is one of the most awesome impersonations I've heard in my life!
mimi691 1 year ago 5
yeah buts its a fantastic fire
MegaBigmac96 1 year ago
The flames are coming up all flickery and goldie on my golden buttocks...Lmfaooo
Envenomed69 1 year ago 3
I shave my ass...every Tuesday morning!!! hahaha
apinto86 1 year ago
Charles Manson Hittler
TerrellProctor1 1 year ago 10
"So make me king and Fukk you!" ha ha ha. Gahh! Dana is so amazing!! ^-^ Makes me laugh 'till my stomach hurts everytime!! xD
sixxroaches 1 year ago
this planet gettin hot i shit you not!
Eriba25 1 year ago
RUN! GO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!
TheCrypticPie 1 year ago
"Dodamn I could kick as on this f*ckin' speech *storms off*" LMAO That never gets old!!!
RoflMahWaffleCopter 1 year ago
charls manson hittler cares about the people
Megaboot101 1 year ago
supercalifragalisticexpialadoshious thats how far I extrapolated I referred to Marry Poppins you have to be over 45 years of age to get the joke lol
ZezKaiEll777 1 year ago 5
Hi I'm Charles Manson Hitler, and I approve this add.
ericeamon1993 1 year ago
LMFAO Leonardo DiCaprio would fan him to save energy
MissLanaDawson 1 year ago
Al Gore Is the Lemon
fatesmagic 1 year ago 7
@fatesmagic yes. however he funded oj scott peterson for president
senorsavage 1 year ago 2
The Leafies!
ZezKaiEll777 1 year ago
CAN A BROTHA GET A THONG ONE TIME?!?!?!
XXPunkassMowfuckaXX 1 year ago 3
1:00 - 2:57
so fuckin funny!
djb103 1 year ago
i luv mary poppins movie and the broadway show and im 14
TheXXpsychokillrXX 1 year ago
if your a boy thats sad
05DAKOTA 1 year ago
ha, it was posted on my birthday what a real treat., i love dana
Spike1885 1 year ago
happy birthday to you then!
Diceman215 1 year ago
oh my god! i was reading my book today and it said "does a bear sh*t in the woods?" and i just smiled and it was so funny!
modernmusic52 1 year ago
i'm not over 45 years of age but i get the joke! lol
modernmusic52 1 year ago
With the levees and the levees and the floodingness, and the floodingness coming over the levees
Seetherminion55 1 year ago 3
Can i say levis one more time!?
TheDarkgonian 1 year ago 2
leaveys!!!!!!!!!!
metal1901 1 year ago 3
Party on Garth.
babashroud 1 year ago 4
lol arnold rox!!!
modernmusic52 1 year ago
I shave my ass every tuesday morning. Hahahahahaha
wegotorangeomg 1 year ago
fantastic
welcome2shifferland 1 year ago
Carvey does a great job of picking up on the physical nuances that go along with impressions and articulating them to his audience. This is a quality that makes him endearing to an audience. His giving insight into HOW he develops it. His Al Gore, Bush Sr GWB along w Arnold are among his best along w church lady. He's definitely one of the top comedians.
majik2hanz 1 year ago 23
He is amazing!!!!!!!!!! But don't really like the Bill Clinton but other wise AMAZING!!!!!
TheMatt7000 1 year ago
He just got all this weight and the queen came out! haha
audraa13 1 year ago 7
Charles Manson Hitler FTW
Drez26 1 year ago
can a brother get a thong one time?!?
lear1980 1 year ago
gay forrest gump... lol...
hollywoodsevil707 1 year ago 3
[Paidforbythecommitteeto electOJScottPetersonpresident]
afterthebreaking 1 year ago
I had charts.... and I pointed... AT THE CHARTS
life is like a box of choco-lates... gilfriend
pearldrummer250 2 years ago 4
I need tail! hahaha
TheChugulator 2 years ago
I shave my buttocks every tuesday mornin
bebeejr 2 years ago 3
Just don't shave your pubes, it really burns afterward, believe me I know...........
DarkWolfen 2 years ago
@DarkWolfen
Not if you do it right for the right domme.
JimmySmers 2 years ago 2
i agree with EnterMetallicA!!
8562676ag 2 years ago
I think when he was doin Al Gore and said, "This planet is getting hot. I shit you not", he should've gone back to Andy Rooney and said, "Thank you for shitting me not. I think that would've been awesome.
EnterMetallicA 2 years ago 18
It would've been perfect!
InAGaddaDaVida29 2 years ago
Chales Manson Hitler cares about the people.
bcdside 2 years ago 9
LOL al gore is in heat LOL
crazymarine1991 2 years ago 5
"CAN A BROTHA GET A THONG ONE TIME!!" lmao!!
missjoe46 2 years ago 89
lol retard its not a rubber dick its a dildo
Bullzeye16 2 years ago
'' so make me king and fuck you''
oneall14 2 years ago 7
xD soooooooooooo retardedly hillariooouuuuuuss!!! Charles Manson Hitler!
silvermermaiprincess 2 years ago 5
All Americans are not assholes. Some of us were taught manners, and we USE them.
quilter3 2 years ago 97
@quilter3 yup some of us anyway
shensmitty 1 year ago
@quilter3 but being an asshole is so fucking fun!
pokefan1994 1 year ago
@pokefan1994 agreed. now F off!
stewiebadass 1 year ago
@quilter3 shaaadddaaap
cnor005 1 year ago
@quilter3
Manners are bullshit, just another thing people can be condescending about.
joshrocks11 1 year ago
wow this was last year he stll looks amazing
Meemo12 2 years ago 3
My, that USApatriot... thanks for proving that "asshole" and "American" go hand in hand.
forgetfulxdesire 2 years ago
Well I was just being honest! I'm allowed to have an opinion plus I said he was great! He is just not AS funny as I thought. Might be your type of humor! Just isn't really mine. No need to wish a horrible death on me :(
JeniferSheppard 2 years ago
u r allowed to have an opinion as this is the land of freaking oppurtunity and if u dont think dana carvey is tht funny then tht is ok. people shouldnt be wishing a horrible death on u.
savannamarigold 2 years ago 4
funny SHIT ha ha ha ha ha ha
wwwkillsyourmom69 2 years ago
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JeniferSheppard 2 years ago
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You are a fucking cunt and I hope you die a horribly slow hysterectomy death. I hope someone cuts your fucking back open and squeezes your ovaries until they pop. Bitch.
Lassann 2 years ago
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...the fuck is wrong with you? "Oh noone knows who I am on here, I'll just be a supreme dick and act tough and say disgusting and sickening things" Don't be such a fuck-wad
TheifOfEddis 2 years ago
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You know what? Fuck you. Fuck your mother in the ass with big goddamn rubber fuckin dick. Do you have any idea how much of an ass fucking homosexual fat ass, dick sucking, dress wearing, faggoty, fucking shit wad of a whore you are? Drown on your father's cum, you cuntdork crotchfruit.
Lassann 2 years ago
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...you've got some serious issues there mate...im not incestuous so im not gonna fuck my parents, if ur that much of a perverted fuck you can fuck urs, i wont judge, and yes I do know how much of a fag i am
TheifOfEddis 2 years ago
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I'm oretty goddamn sure I asked you if you know how much of a shitwad of a whore you are. Do you? You want me to come down there and cave your fuckin balls in? I'll burst them shits like tomatoes just to see the look on your face you MOTHERFUCKING WORTHLESS COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!
Lassann 2 years ago
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any1 else wanna take over and argue with this fucked sack of shit? I'm really not into fighting with pompous fucks who think they're tough because they're online and noone can actually find them.
TheifOfEddis 2 years ago
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Cunt, you obviously do want to argue with me, or you'd let me go on and on as I am. As for acting tough and not really being tough, you can sod off. I spurn you as I would spurn a RABID DOG! I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on a toilet seat.
Lassann 2 years ago
thats a fantastic fire going of my golden bottocks! hes a fucken funny guy and at the age on 50 he looks good
wwwkillsyourmom69 2 years ago 3
i was cryin when he said "charles manson hitler" lmao
buccofan27 2 years ago
does a bear shit in the wwoods? lol
iamskilled5 2 years ago
lmfao box of chocolates!
NirvanaInChains95 2 years ago
The solider's fight because their told to fight, not because they want to fight..for the good ol' U.S.A. but their told to fight. "Fight for your families and loved one's." Even though it's for country that won't give you your full right's as a citizen until you're twenty one. Even tough at that point you could be in a coffin. Oh yeah logic tells me to fight alright.
m2frogger 2 years ago
You wanna know what kind of scare tactic the Taliban uses? They drag a father in front of his sons. They put a sword on his neck, and they make the sons promise to fight for them in exchange for his life. I know, because my brother knows. He knows, because that's what captured POWs say. And refugees.
I understand if your a coward deep down, and that the thought to being something is too much for you. But please, don't go disrespecting the guys who keep you safe.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Right..and you can't see that's what's going on here? That's the same scare tactic used here. Did your brother also tell you about the people they torture over there? Yeah they do, I've got that admitted to me by veteran's.=] I don't want to fight, because I don't want to be screwed up, for a screwed up nation. I don't want to kill children and babies for the sake of freedom? Then how come we won't give that to them? We obviously give them more hardship than anything.
m2frogger 2 years ago
The people the troops torture? Oh! You mean the bomber who set off the IED that killed an entire 2nd Squad in a platoon. Yeah, that bomber got tortured...He got hunted down. Like a fucking rat, and gutted by some very pissed off Marines. PLEASE don't tell me the core of your "US troops torture" arguement is the motherfucker who got gutted for blowing up a squad, 'cause buddy, I gotta tell you, that towelshit HAD it comin'.
You don't fight 'cause your balls are the size of airgun BBs.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Take a joke or be one asshole
arkbarkvark 2 years ago
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Who the fuck are you? There is no fucking joke in this conversation, dumbass. The fact that you're under the impression there's a joke to be taken indicates your general lack of intelligence.
We're talking about how the United States ACTUALLY isn't a bad country after all. The best damn one around. Either say something insightful... or get the fuck out.
At any rate, don't babble something completely irrelevant.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
United states soldiers work for U.S. corporations, not the people.
Xytakehedron 2 years ago
Really? DO name those corporations.
The only reason why a bunch of toweled thugs in a rusty pickup don't show up at your door, rape your family, and slice your Goddamn head off is because the US soldiers stand on a wall and stop them.
How I would love to painfully drag your sorry ass to Afghanistan, and force your face into the rotting abdomen of some 6 year old girl gutted by Taliban... and then explain to you that if not for our military... that would be you.
Grow the fuck up.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Exxon Mobil, Haillburton, Bechtel, Goldman Sachs, JpMorgan Chase, Bank of America, CititGroup, Lehman Brothers. The list goes on. Well, if the military is doing such a swell job, why isn't osama bin laden out of where he is supposedly hiding? Because they are not looking for him. But it's okay, you can just sit there and blindly believe what the government tells you, because obviously it's been going well so far, hasn't it?
Xytakehedron 2 years ago
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Our military kill 6 year old children every day in hundrends with air strikes, Wake The Fuck Up!
BeastlyGerman 2 years ago
This country brainwashes it's people to fight in a war that has killed hundred's of thousand's of innocent's. It has brainwashed people to go off and fight in a war that no one can win...you cannot beat terrorism..why can't you see that? Get your head out of your ass and see your country for what it is. It's murderous and want's to use this war for financial mean's.
m2frogger 2 years ago
You spout "millions" and " hundred's of thousand's of innocent's" dead from the US, but cannot prove it. Why?
Well, 1. it's not true, and 2. you know that. You can say Bush is evil. Military leaders are evil. Politicians are evil. Fine by me. But don't you fuckin say the Lance Corporal burning to death in an upside down Humvee died for financial means.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Terrorism will never go away. If we really wanted to stop terrorism..why not here? We have militant group's here as well[Neo-Nazi's, KKK,] But know we're simply using the terror attack's here as a catalyst to attack another nation for their supplies, because we ran out. It's a money game and we're using terrorism to fund it. Why fight the war on terror when there literally won't be a winner? You can't beat terrorism because it'll forever exist in society.
m2frogger 2 years ago
And if this country really loved it's troop's we'd get them all out of there instead of putting more in. I forgot you conservatives want nothing more then death in order to feel safe. Now think logically for a second[the way your government doesn't want you too.] "War on terror". Why even bother, if you were somewhat intelligent you'd know that a war on terrorism is a farce to start with. Terrorism is a fabrication of society. If we literally killed it, we'd kill ourselves,
m2frogger 2 years ago
And while I'm fucking here, frogger, fuck you for loving Charles Manson. Manson grew up as an antisocial shit. He was repeatedly raped in a boys school (fact), committed several crimes, and decided that all white people should be slaughtered. He led a gang of armed, drug-addled thugs, and instructed them to brutally murder innocents, including Sharon Tate and her unborn son. How dare you talk to me about the US's genocide, and then support that fuck.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
I think we're done here. I was able support my argument with stone cold fact, not with some ill logic. Thank you for proven the point all American's are close minded individual whom listen to everything their government say's. Notice how I never used profanity nor ill logic. I've won you lost, don't be such a cry baby. If anyone need's to open a history book, it's you. This country has killed more innocent's then Hitler and Stalin combined.
m2frogger 2 years ago
Not only do you not use fact, you use innaccurate statements.
Hitler killed 10+ innocents. Stalin slaughtered 50 million. Now, you fucking child, I want you to research, and provide hard evidence of the US killing 61 million people. So, you'll make some dumbass statement about genocide, and when asked to prove it, you say "we're done here." Real intelligent. Thanks for proving liberals don't know their ass from an electrical outlet in the wall. Did you find out who supports Africa the most??
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Vietnam. Korean war, WW1-2, and the war today. We've slaughtered innocent people in the street, and it's a know statistic. Another good piece of evidence...the genocide in Africa. WE signed a treaty stating if there is a known genocide happening, it will be our duty to to stop them regardless because it's a crime against humanity. We let it happen, making us the murderer's. We've tortured people, and made people who spoke out disappear[Bob Lazar.]. Hurray for this god-awful country.
m2frogger 2 years ago
All of the accidental killings there amount to how many? 10,000?
Oh yeah, SUUUURRREE... yeah, no, 10,000 totally equals 60 million. Stalin actually killed more than 50 mill, I think.
Treaty: Yeah, us and everyone else. It isn't as easy as saying "Stop it." and them saying "ok."
There's no perfect country, but this is the best. Do you honestly think I want my brother in Afghanistan, you fuckin idiot. I don't enjoy waking up and wondering if he died from an IED while I slept.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Yeah where the best...a dept equaling trillion's to China[a communist nation.] A nation who lies to their people about the money issues. A country who won't grant free health care. And a country who killed million's. Innocent civilian's[10,000 you've mentioned.] is a small percentage to what we've actually killed. Stop being brainwashed by the "Free" state. If we're so free why is it turning into a "Total control" nation?
m2frogger 2 years ago
Because liberals are getting revenge on Republicans. That's why. I don't support politics at all. I do support this country.
What you and everyone else fails to understand is that the troops do not fight for oil. Or money. You get paid more at Walmart than in the Marine Corps. They don't fight to their senators, and they don't fight for greed or because they're evil. They fight to protect their families. Their friends. Neighbors, Towns, Country. They fight to keep you safe, respect that.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
That is a fabrication of a lie. They fight because this nation need's money. "They don't fight for senator's"...really even though their apart of this country...so their fighting to keep them safe..right? The whole..protect your loved one's and friend's..by joining the cause is exactly the same kind of scare tactic that the Taliban uses, the same tactic that Hitler used and so on. There is no real reason to fight except for money, respect that.
m2frogger 2 years ago
What is this? A Manson-loving nutball and a kiddie liar? It fuckin figures.
First off, Pearl Harbor happened because several jackasses in charge were asleep at the switch. Had we been more alert, the damage would have been much less.
Second, Japan was facing economic problems, just like every other fucking country. They decided to get outta their depression by conquest. Forgive us for being a bit concerned. We don't like Belligerent countries just taking over.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago 2
"I apply moisturizers to my inner, outer thighs and lower buttock."
CalebRipOff 2 years ago
i love this.
Bmcgov133 2 years ago
I second that....unless you meant the video P:
jergsanchez 2 years ago
"Hi I'm Charles Manson Hitler, I want your vote...Charles Manson Hitler cares about the people. Charles MAnson Hitler will stand up to the special interests. Isn't it time you took another look at CHARLES MANSON HITLER? I'm Charles Manson Hitler and I approve this ad."
Then the attack:
"Charles Manson Hitler is a tax-and-spend liberal! Paid for by the Committee to elect O.J. Scott Peterson president."
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Manson should be president.=]
-ATWA.
m2frogger 2 years ago
Yeaaahhhh-no....
Manson should have one end of a steel cable tied tightly around his genitals, and have the other end hooked to the hitch on my pickup. Get his ass dragged down a highway.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Yeah..and you know nothing about what happened.=]
-ATWA.
m2frogger 2 years ago
Yeah... and I'm gettin' the feeling you don't know your ass from an electrical outlet in the wall. Do you have a point, or is the peak of your very existence this riveting dialogue about some fuckin' nutball neo-nazi?
I'll give you some time to figure out what that means. God knows, you probably need it.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
I know truth when I see it. You apparently don't...with that user name you have.=]
You support a country who does the same crime that you blame Manson for? They tell our children to kill innocent people..we're not the good country that everyone say's we are. I'll give you some time to think about that.=]
-ATWA.
m2frogger 2 years ago
Yes, unfortunately, your "truth" requires being dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby, a fucked-up childhood, and smoking about 87 pounds of crack. The worst thing about this is that you can actually vote.
There is no such thing as a good country. Wake the fuck up. None. If there's a country that doesn't accidentally kill innocents, it's because they're pussy cowards (France) who look to US for protection. We're not perfect, but were the best. Don't like it, get the fuck out.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
I'm gonna bet there's some innocent person in some mud-hut in Africa who'd love to take your place in this country. Honestly, I would love it if you traded places with them. You'd get an education, and get slaughtered by a gang in a rusty pickup. Then, this country would be rid of one major fuckup. Too bad the US CONSTITUTION stops that.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago
Use other countries to voice our greatness. We are not the most greatest country in the world. We're the greediest...we brought pearl harbor upon ourselves, and we let genocide happen in Africa. And you know why? Because their is no money to be made off those poor people. There's no money or oil to be made...so why help them huh? I've seen solider's shoot children in there head's. Keep praising this country for it's the country that will spawn the Anti-Christ.
m2frogger 2 years ago
What a load of shit. Good God, do you look at the load in your pants, and try to copy that in the post?
The only thing you've seen is how fucked up crack can make you. I really feel for the innocents in Africa, I do. But I have a choice between protecting them, or protecting Americans, I'm gonna side with the latter. It's the same mentality as "protect your family, not the neighbor down the street."
Talk about greedy. Greedy Japan brought Pearl Harbor, while taking over the Pacific.
USApatriot1791 2 years ago