The Captain Isn't Gay!

[pacokiwi]

anyway, to avoid questions about spandex costumes... next time do BODY PAINTING! I=m pretty sure you will look as hot as wearing spandex, and nobody will bother you again...

thx for this vids as well as the SHF... ciao

[5EBASlo96]

he told his dad he is gay on the phone

[RamoncitoDF]

The costume is awesome bro but those gloves are kinda loose. They should be more tight ^_^

[one4music658]

Wow are you gay...my gaydar is 98% accurate

[UFFORD4]

gay

[BiotechRozark]

wait? so when someone throws sand in your eye that means they like you?

omg all those bullies in highschool......

[bigrnyrs]

Whats a business cahd?

[spiderzero2099]

i call him gay is because he is a retard hero that has no powers no gadgets no guns no fighting skills shity villains put they call him captain american why? all the badass heros like batman ironman and the punisher but he has a shield that useless aquaman is more useful then captain american but some fucking way he becomes the leader of the avengers really? why don't spider-man make the fucking leader or ironman hes a drunk but he gets the job done

[TagPop]

In wana squeeze!! ;D

[itshieunguyen]

Such a shame we can't see your bottom half of the costume!

[suparpowers]

HE IS GAY FOR SURE

[totallysickawesome]

i think you should just try being gay. a lot of guys here who would happily stop your single life haha.

[TheCrazyItalian14]

@totallysickawesome why? being gay is so... gay.

[tasopicollo43]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah so freakin random

[riccardo15]

I like your story! I think I'd like to be your friend, gay or strait, single or in a relationship! You just seem like a fun guy!

[princessat1]

Did you accomplish those 2009 goals?

[irvykinneas]

i mean cmon....you have to understand that is hard to believe youre not gay

[waltewzd]

i understand gays now.

[KayakMan003]

...bet bullets would bounce off THAT chest....

[paresh373]

funny

[rawrkikii]

"ill let you squeeze something else if you ask"

hahahahah omg (:

[timhaig10]

Really made me laugh.

[916chunky916]

y dont you give it a little sqwueeeze? ahaha

yourr hekkkaa funny. hahaha =]

[blogthedays]

Wow scott you are soo heterosexual lmao.

[baluvideo]

just as a btw, where did you keep the cards? does CA have a utility belt? >:)

[Barbe]

Haha, this made my bi friend laugh his ass off. Although now I wanna squeeze your bum! :D

[shtonker8]

It just goes to show that it's coming to that time when it doesn't matter if you are gay or straight or bi or transgender it's just who you love and can be with....love that open mindedness....and face it Scott you are completely handsome, charming, funny, sexy, and so much more....but so are many others....just rambling here....but your vids NEVER fail to please on so many levels....Mahalo

[nothingbutfic]

See, as a gay bloke, I say - embrace the spandex. Embrace it.

[scandinaviator]

@nothingbutfic You can NEVER go wrong with spandex ;-)

[2010alt]

Awesome costume - you fill it well!

[westenmark]

GAY!

[gusbong85]

random n funny as hell.. HAhahahaha..

[OhTheHermanity]

ahha thanks

[BrizyComics]

You should never take that costume off. You do it justice.  (This is coming from a professional comic book artist.)

[OhTheHermanity]

Thanks man! I love this costume!

[BrizyComics]

Well, let's just say you've inspired the comic book artist in me. Watch for an upcoming Captain America drawing video on my channel. I'll keep you posted!

[whatever3009]

you are single?? thats impossible?? you should be getting a 1000 calls from a 1000 girls every second...

[OhTheHermanity]

i agree!

[Tehhunter1]

@whatever3009 lmao

[jptorre11]

Wow! I'd love to squeeze your ass!

[sportsman214]

your a pimp man lol

[RelicHunter321]

Scott, there's one thing I'm a bit angry about: I've seen you wear that suit a couple times, and I still haven't been able to see your PERFECT ass. Can we get a full body shot PLEASE?! I can just imagine it, all round and perky, and high.

[lmaoatyouface]

@RelicHunter321 I AGREE WITH THIS GUY. HE WINS

[cain2kill]

@RelicHunter321 what the actual fuck!?

[msmjfreek]

I think Putachicano is the guy that grabed your ass the other day.

[sballangel93]

ow ow Get it Scott! :D

[OhTheHermanity]

hahaha thanks!

[putachicano]

i hate you for being straight! ok, i still love you, but i wish you were gay... really, really wish you were, and maybe make some equally sexy guy very happy!

[OhTheHermanity]

hahaha... maybe in the next life :)

[kadrilkkl]

uuhh that must be really creepy!

[kadrilkkl]

imean that guy that loves you

[MrUnamazing]

Have you seen the show Accidently on Purpose. If not, you should check it out. The guy who is the male lead on the show looks allot like you. Have a good one.

[OhTheHermanity]

I'll check it out for sure!  Thanks MrUnamazing!

[bush1199]

CAPTAIN!!! SAVE ME!!!

[westguy79]

Oh Scott! You're the only reason I watched your season on Real World!

[ihrtlvandgucci]

i wanna squeeze!

[OhTheHermanity]

lololol

[STROBE180]

Alchohol, Nice looking girls and boys, and A FLIRTY SCOTT HERMAN IN SPANDEX ! I wanna see the secret sex tape from that party! Pleeeeeeeaaaaassse!

[droo2u]

Can we see the full costume shot? I'd like to see the aforementioned butt in spandex please?

[gso1214u]

too funny!

[philclark31690]

hahahaha damnnn I would have done anything to have switched bodies w/that girrl :(

[trancer2412]

lucky gal got to squeeze those bunz.

[heyyyitsdebbie]

Lol @ the end. "cause I post 'em, and I like to do it."

[droopyman122]

Bow chicka wow wow! Nice job working her with your smooth moves. I am gonna have to try that card in the hat trick one day.

[Elvamodel]

I wanna see the bottom half of the costume :)

[OhTheHermanity]

i posted the facebook link!! lol

[matwocents]

She probably would have liked you more if you were gay. I cite rule: People want more the things they cannot have. Ha. Sounds wrong, but seriously, imagine all the people you can't have...you just want them more! (this is true for things too!)

[OhTheHermanity]

yeah but her face when i told her I was straight was priceless

[rg0057]

Hey!. Where's the bottom half of Captain America? You're holding out on us!

[jordybug2jee]

lmmfao amazing story!

[phxgayguy84]

still think your hot... and still want you to be gay... but oh well "For Me!" lol.. did you ever get my "Girls Next Door Happy Bday Comment" on twitter?

[zlaith]

ur some funny dude......and when u tell the story, u say it in details which makes it more funny...but damn man, u should v asked her for her no.,i mean what the harm!...cheers

[OhTheHermanity]

She text me the next day ;)

[BEYONCESMAN916]

Wow

[moi28]

I love gay boys!! :)

[SpunkyMonSTAR]

I love how cute you are in your costume and your stories always crack me up. If only I was there....... um yeah lets not go there. But please, Do make sure to say more stuff like wires and card cause your accent is just the cutest thing ever.

[abstractjem]

So the Captain's got some game LOL! Cute story!: )

[galefan2004]

I honestly think you are probably more comfortable with your sexuality than pretty much anyone else that I have ever known of. You are definitely straight, but you are very welcome in the gay community.

[sturdyguy]

Scott, you could easily pass for a homo and you wouldn't be kicked out of the club if you were. I'd like to give you a squeeze. sg

[bigdan071288]

Thats funny! How could they think you were a homo? lol U were very smooth with that girl tho, you should give some of these poor straight guys that have no game some advice.

[northstar3184]

Haha, Scott that's great! I think the Captain Kirk would have been cooler though since you're already in the pic on the package, but Captain America is definitely better than one of those dumb latex outfits on the website that you were emailed about. No one would have pegged you for a straight guy in one of those costumes.

[catbatbomb]

i wanna see this whole costume, hehehehe

[ryanbranom]

They were homosexual... Gay. Whatever. They were normal. Lmao!!!

I love the board in the background. Honestly? Sign on as the next Captain America? Really? ;]

[rkj1978]

i found this quite funny as well lol.

[Ryan1823]

cool story and super cool costume....ur definitly captain america

[Itzmishka]

hahahahhaahahahaha 0:01 made me lol

[tigger6813]

Couldn't help but noticed the white board behind you with goals that you WILL achieve in 2009...how's that going?

[PerfectAngel1738]

hahaha great story.. but you are very clever.. good job on saving the situation :)

oh yeah and i love your goals for 2009! calvin + captain = scott

[squeakyducky]

SCOTT!!!!!!! =( How Come I don't have a Business Card?!?! I have one for you but I don't have one from you? =( *cries* -TiffyHiggy

[jerry00045]

hey scotty u r so fun n sexy hahaha, and yeah captain america is gay!!! hahaha

[pgowler]

Holy cow, my to do list says stuff like clean the pool and wash the car, not land a 7 figure modeling contract and a movie role. Guess I'll have to step it up a bit...

[OhTheHermanity]

lololol

[squeakyducky]

Scott... Your a nerd but you know I love you! ^_^ -TiffyHiggy

[OhTheHermanity]

haha yay

[squeakyducky]

yay!!!!

[0NeedHelp]

I mean come on, anit all alittle bi, when it comes down too it...

[TomCliffand]

Scott, you are so freaking funny! That was hysterical! I just love the way you tell the story too! Good stuff! I'll have to show Tom, he'll be very jealous you let her squeeze your ass!

[cmdrx]

Well played, sir. Well played.

[Anomaly1618]

Haha the number-in-the-hat trick is pretty darn clever! That's cool that you were Captain America for Halloween because not too many guys can wear that costume and actually look like Captain America, but you pretty much have the same physique as him!

[wrestlinfan8388]

"ill let you squeeze something else if you asked." LMFAO. That made my day.

I hope you dont mind, but i plan on using that line in the future.

[black429]

Sounds like you're a gay magnet

[ccm800]

lets see the dang costume!  Good story!

[vivaarnoldo]

Could you be more secure with your persona?

(Rhetorical, did I have to tell you?)

Funny stories; encore, encore!

Cheers mate.

[OhTheHermanity]

hahaha thanks man :)

[sadguyfoundout1]

LOOOOOOOOOOL! how random! you are the geeky sorta straight guy! that can be very attractive to girls! xD and btw I think gambit is a closet homosexual! >_>

[ako541]

"i'd let you squeeze something else if you'd asked" i think thats a line i'm gonna use in the future haha

[OhTheHermanity]

its for sure a keeper line

[yoaznnigga]

damn love the part where you say "i'll let you squeeze something else if you asked" i would have said the same thing!!!

[Jchevs]

well you answered my question of what that board was, and I can't believe you said that to her. "I would've let you squeeze something else if u asked" bahahaha playa playa

[rkj1978]

hahahh that was cute story. Love the "you could have squeezed something else" come back! lol

[d911b317]

you are captain america scott! wish you would show more of the costume.

;-)

[AnticDuelist]

It was a great story. Only thing was I had trouble following along 'cause I couldn't stop staring at that magnificent chest of yours! Are your pecs really that big, or does the costume just make'em look a bit over developed? You should model that costume for us a bit. Anyway, great story. peace,love, and chocolate!

[thexxx1]

hah!! XD

sounds funn

[maleb]

We need a full body shot, Scott...show off the rest of that super tight spandex!

[coolboy065]

wow captain america is pretty awsom i guess lol good stuff, n stay golden bro

[HurrikanRICK]

hahahaha,.......super funny story yours!

The fact is today, any guy a bit handsome and simpatic can be supossed to be gay

very easily. And with SuperCaptainScott happens the same!

[BandanaGagged26]

i love your costume, who cares if you look gay i say!

would love to see you bound and gagged

[SupernaturalRising]

LOL funny part is when you impersonate her... Its with a New Jersey accent!! lol 4:07

[rbrown2697]

Great story! You're such a smooth operator :)

[PrincessofCheap]

Wow Scott people thought that u were Gay? Well Try getting all dressed up to go to a halloween ball and everyone thinks that u are Transgender...my halloween sucked bigtime!

[jbw42784]

cute story!!

[DOUGLANDER]

haha who doesnt think the Captain is hot! haha great video Scott! Sounded like you had a great time! 5 stars for the kickass outfit!

[Richograph]

You're a good guy Scott....watched you on the Real World of course...you're a decent person :)

[nekomittensnina]

lol, awhhhh, so cute =^_^=

my halloween was better... i spent it sober, in ASDA :D completely lost

but seriously, tight spandex = gay

:S

[FireStealth87]

ok, i've gotta admit...that was pretty damn smooth...way to turn the situation around mate, let us know what happens with that girl...there must be a part 2 in thw works u dirty dog! ;p

loool jk

[NiamhByrne64264]

i like your 'goals i WILL accomplish in 2009' board!

love the story!!! wish i was that girl lol

x

[glitter123451990]

lol ur awesome scott!

[shs08ukno]

Why would the Captain be gay?! It's the freaking Captain. Guess if the world was ever in danger, we know who's not getting saved. lol.

[OhTheHermanity]

loll

[kturcotte]

You can squeeze something else if you want. Good one lol

[desperatetexan]

LOL at your story, sounds like you had a fun Halloween! So if a guy stopped you and asked you the same question the cowgirl asked you, would you let him feel your butt to see if it's real?!

[cumbinow4fun]

It's great how you take things in stride and try to always have fun and to see good in most all things that you have posted....BTW you did hear the joke about invisible man, wonder woman and superman, where sm was flying over and saw ww spread eagle so he decided to swoop down and get a little, but of course im was already there and sm tagged him in the ass...BTW to just a POV does it make any difference if CA was gay or bi, or is it just the job he does for America..could he be on the DL...

[videozown]

lmfao hilariouss u better smash

[hcoskank]

hahah this story started my monday off great! you seem hella fun to hang out with.

[RyanEnd3r]

This video is blurry.

[OhTheHermanity]

wait for it to finish processing :)

[CrazVict]

well Scott I write you my comments and u know them :D *haha* I do not repeat them here :)

[calvin0682]

LOL to Funny

[OhTheHermanity]

hahaha

[bojanglesbaby25]

hahahahaha