MST3K Short: Body Care And Grooming - 0510 - The Painted Hills

[scoobyrds]

The only thing i've gathered from my homework while watching this is that my world history textbook is made by the company that filmed this PSA. McGraw Hill, the under-appreciated guide to our childrenhood.

[trekker4747]

Narrator: "And it goes without saying only clean lingere should go next to clean skin."

Crow: "Oh yes, say that sentence again!"

[Rogers1981]

Look at that hair, that skin, that mouth.

Those... nose.

[Anchoviakis]

Skin sucks - bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LastoftheGeeks]

The reverse talk had me in stitches. These guys will always make me laugh.

[Besocast]

"And remember, when you touch yourself, the saints cry." OMG I'M DYING!!! XD

[diriencl]

"I'M SO NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY I AM!"

[matttowler]

AN ENTIRE DAY SPENT GROOMING

[uVueD2b]

Expressing individualism is JUST PLAIN WRONG! Love that line....

[LadyTasera]

Cracked.com did a link to this video as #4 in the list of The 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Old School PSAs.

[Vincek88]

Great short! But we need a link to Crow and Tom's point/counterpoint debate on the desirability of neat girl vs. sloppy girl.

[thefaboloussob]

1:35 1. Tsk tsk. A prissy young lady doesn't have hair like a rock star, or Shaun White. Oops. I made two anachronistic examples.

2. Geez, she looks fine! (Perhaps better than others). But eventually girls of the next decade would want hair like Cher or Janis Joplin anyway!

[homebuiltindoorplane]

I needed me some emergency MST3K and today, YOU DA MAN! Thanks:)

[OGreatNamelessOne]

"Wait a minute, the hair had a liver and a spleen" XD I nearly fell out of my chair laughing...

[BlueEyes7452]

Ah, spring.

Filthy, shameful spring.

[bishiewuvr]

1:57 LMAO

[911028em]

omg the socks



[sarahlee1224]

Look at those...uh nose! lmao

[pbanta62]

So, the lesson here is take daily baths... and this educational film is aimed at college students???

[loardofthegames]

an entier day spent grooming

[RedHeadVicky]

'Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice how you look like everyone else!'

So true :-\

[MyGalileo7]

Voice: "How did you get in this picture? You're not pretty! Go back and get pretty so we can objectify you!"

[funnystuff1284]

the skirt doesnt look any different! haha

[arouska]

there are some aryan mofos in this video

[Feckinpaddy29]

Joel's Thick As A Brick reference

[Feckinpaddy29]

I love there sweating sound effects.

[Feckinpaddy29]

McGraw-Hill is still around. They publish a lot of educational material.

[Ignigknawt]

"And based on the book, 'Everything I Know I learned at the Beauty Parlor."

[KillerHelix]

"such as on the lips."

"D'AAHHHH!"

"Skin sucks..."

"Grooming is between you and the Lord God"

[KillerHelix]

"such as on the lips."

"D'AAHHHH!"

[peacefrog0521]

"you see the path of the motorcade has been diverted..."

[YourMOM1234561]

Press one for underpants! :O

[91karategurlmjfan19]

Now get out, you wasted enough water...get out.

[Bayview05]

Ten years later...

"Thismarriageissuffocatingme!"

[crabfight]

Whoa, she was pretty already. Why'd they have to change her?

[wickedchild85]

"One of these is cleansing cream."

"One of these is nitric acid. Choose wisely."

[fauxpromises]

"Look at that sidewalk."

[fauxpromises]

"Look at that sidewalk."

[02chevyguy]

Toilet articles? Comet (or Lysol toilet bowl cleaner) and toilet bowl brush? Clorox disinfectant wipe? Why would you use these on your skin?

[Tasera783]

Am I the only one who thinks she looked better the first time?

[Evertide05]

@Tasera783 *thumbs up* I hear that.

[Clwsfan864]

remember kids, individuality is a cardinal sin

[chalie091892]

I was going to slam this film for the same reason anyone would, but as a foot fetishist, I whole-heartedly approve.

[ApacheMan2K]

"Oh, brother!"

Crow: The heck?

***

Wrong context, anyone?

[TheEnkidugirl]

Um... I guess the girl doesn't have to study anymore once she's "pretty." Her book vanished.

[TimelordR]

"And remember, whenever you touch yourself, you make the saints cry."

[imsokewl27]

7:48-7:51 LMAO

[Meatwad440]

There's oil in them there skins!

[Meatwad440]

This is why the world's so fucked up.  Look what the baby boomers were brought up with. Jeeze lol

[lilanma]

@Meatwad440 So fucking true.

[spColossus89]

ah, the 50s, what a perfect age

[giantsammich]

omg the stimuli! It's EVERYWHERE!!!!

[BlueEyes7452]

Ten years later...THIS MARRIAGE IS SUFFOCATING ME!!!

[Azadeth666]

"And remember, when you touch yourself, the Saints cry."

[Mariamousie]

One of these is cleansing cream.

"One of these is nitric acid. Choose wisely."

LOL

[changyimei]

Filthy shameful Spring.

[snootylittlecutie]

why was she wearing a swimming cap in the shower??

[snootylittlecutie]

7:14 "i feel pretty, oh so pretty"

[themightycelestial]

"And it goes without saying that only clean lingerie should go next to that clean skin."

" Oh yes, say that again..."

"Stop."

[yamagoof]

"I'm so naughty... naughty I am!"

"Live a lonely, sheltered life, plotting, sheming..."

LOVE LOVE LOVE this show! :)

[abominableangel90]

"Don't change a tire with your face."

Good advice. Too bad I didn't have it earlier. XD

[Nathanamerican27]

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else."

[dbdeg88]

I think the girl at the beginning is pretty smokin' hot pre-makeover. Post-makeover is...unremarkable.

[hysangearring]

@dbdeg88 Agreed!

[Vincek88]

One of their best shorts ever! "A young Frank Sutton makes his move."

[melissarosemorrison]

"One of these is cleansing cream"

One of these is nitric acid. Choose wisely.

[Ronbo710]

An entire day spent grooming. lol!!

[634devil]

"Tackling her from behind is the first step!"

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

...I like her hair too. :<

[lordalessan]

"Take in some of the beauties of nature."

"PICK A RIFLE."

LOL

[slackerboy02]

"I'm late for my Hitler Youth meeting!"

[jeffmnaz]

wow skin lubricating - arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I wish the 50's were back, I need to pop a blackhead

[BlueEyes7452]

Ten years later:

THIS MARRIAGE IS SUFFOCATING ME!

Good grooming starts with personal care.

It starts with the soul.

[Aron316]

and when you touch yourself..saints cry

[ArcaneOmen2041]

"Sorry there must have been a mistake. You don't seem like the type to make this guy behave like a human being."

Joel: You know, to make him grope you and paw at you. . .

Lawrd this announcer, no wonder people get so self-conscious.

[LunaEclipsed]

skin sucks!

haha

[Twilightisafterlight]

Oh, let's not forget THESE guys...

[Tendoking]

"...One of these is nitric acid."

[Hockeygirl4]

the 50's must have hated the 90's

[tenfed1861]

Good to know that it was better to be neat and stupid then smart and slightly rough looking.

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24/7

[deadkennedysfan]

There's oil in them there skins!

[bmt277]

dont change a tire with ur face lmao

[kittenrenea]

this show(Mysterey Science Theatre 3000) has always cracked me up-ever since I can remember, I have done the exact same thing they do -always having to make comments about what I am watching...I can always get a great laugh out of these nuts...you oughta watch the episode of the head without a body (can't remember the name) it was pretty crazy...and Russell Johnson (the professor) from Gilligan's Island was in one of the movies they watched about aliens...peace out!

Tami :)

[chickenisman]

@kittenrenea

The episode with the head without a body is called "The Brain That Wouldn't Die".

And I can't watch a movie without commenting either!

lol.

[kittenrenea]

yeah, I think people like us are extra special, wouldn't you agree? :) yowza...I am a very analytical/detail oriented person, are you? I am always noticing all kinds of boo-boos and I have always made up parodies about songs, etc. I am also editing all the time-it's amazing how much is misspelled all over-even advertising stuff...it's crazy!!!! :0 But... I do think alot of people take themselves way too seriously...overall. ciao. :)

[kittenrenea]

thanks-I forgot...hey what does your username mean? do you like chickens? are you part chicken? J/K :)

[chickenisman]

@kittenrenea

Let's just say, if I had more money, I'd be at KFC EVERY DAY!!

XD

[kittenrenea]

ooo-kay....so, I guess you love to eat yard bird :) that's old people talk....anyhoo, what does 'XD' stand for? I have seen it before, but don't know what it means-thanksy :) (You'll have to pardon my ignorance on some of these things, seein' as I'm not heavily into the textin' stuff...

[chickenisman]

lol.

It's a laughing face.

Look at it side-ways:

XD

MST3K 4EVER!!

[kittenrenea]

thanks! :0 (kinda figured it was some kind of face thingie). You take care and BTW, my ex-husband's nickname for me sometimes was...."LoveChicken". (And, no, I don't know why)...be careful with that chicken, you might start growing feathers one day...:) P.S. have you ever eaten chicken cacciatore? It is tres yummy...

[westholmes2001]

The movie that has Russell Johnson from Gilligan's Island that has aliens in it is This Island Earth, which MST3K used for their feature-length movie.

[kittenrenea]

@westholmes2001... thanks for that info.- I thought that (TIE) was sooooo lame.... but, the guys on MST made it better with their sage comments... XD well, I guess the lamer the better with this show anyway...I actually did see the movie... take care ;)!

Tami

[micme0083]

those.. nose lol

[jokerbilly]

pick up a rifle...

[finnobrit1]

She actually looks fine! I hate to think anyone watching this started getting paranoid about their looks because of this film.

[orgixvi3]

The 50's were vain, weren't they? What's wrong with a little natural beauty?

[finnobrit1]

Nothing, but there's no money to be made in natural beauty so someone somewhere has to invent something artificial that they can charge for.

[orgixvi3]

Greedy bastards...

[Jacobitess]

@orgixvi3 Yeah, because we don't regularly have extreme cosmetic surgical procedures. The one rule for beauty is that all through the ages it will be the most difficult thing to obtain

[Jacobitess]

@orgixvi3 Well nowadays we regularly have extreme cosmetic surgical procedures. The one rule for beauty is that all through the ages it will be the most difficult thing to obtain, tanning lotion in the West and whitening lotion in the East :)

[orgixvi3]

@Jacobitess Whitening lotion exists! :D I need to buy it! X3

[orgixvi3]

@Jacobitess Whitening lotion exists! :D I need to buy it! X3

[NorthernKaled]

@Jacobitess I really hate that about social values.

[ApacheMan2K]

@orgixvi3 It doesn't conform to 50s conformity.

[orgixvi3]

@ApacheMan2K 30's-40's whatever :P

[KillerHelix]

@orgixvi3 They wanted everyone to be like everyone else. Individualism was seen as "Un-American" and "Communist"... hence the comment at 3:29.

:P

[ForeverandayOne]

Live a lonely sheltered life.

[JiaBlackholesun]

Keep watching the medicine cabinets! KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS!

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Body Care, and Grooming...they're cops!"

[1000huzzahs]

"look at that hair. that skin. that mouth."

"..those--nose." LOL tom servo

[xLaserLifex]

Oh, and that laugh at 4:35 is really funny, but I can't work out who it is. :P

[LittleMormonThtCould]

its crow

[xLaserLifex]

Ahh yeah, can't see how I wouldn't realise that now, lol. o.O

[xLaserLifex]

"...and your naughty bits" xD

[hollyhuffstutler]

"We're trying to prove a point about nature and beauty and you're not exactly helping, you know" "Yeah well bite me!" Seconded, how about we all take a good long ogle at you, white 50s narrator guy!

[blugreen123]

When a young man's fancy turns to...UNDERPANTS!

[kidfortoday70]

"skin sucks"

[RockyBalboa211]

Finally some one said it! I hate skin.. Why couldnt we just be pure energy!!

[BooDoug187]

Because you touch your self at night!

[RockyBalboa211]

I was told that was what killed the dinosaurs.. Now your telling me that stops me from being pure energy! darn...

[typomanbros]

So, it's perfectly normal, infact preferred, for a girl to pretty herself up so that men will go gaw-gaw for her and to ignore her studies?

[Gomess]

Filthy, shameful spring!

O shi-- he did not just say "a young man's fancy"!

[james193945]

"You see the path of the motorcade was diverted through the-"

[fkovacs1]

"Hi, I'm Moisty, the national spokesman for sweat..."

[c3section]

Never neglect your naughty bits!

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Oh my god! I just noticed that people really were whiter back then. I don't know if it was the black and white or maybe we get tanned more easily now with the ozone layer being eaten away at, but just wow!

Also, I don't see what all the fuss is all about, I think problem is more the voice-over guy's brain than the woman's looks since she looks fine to me. Maybe a bit plain, but not something to make a whole education video consisting of an announcer guy complaining about how ugly she is.

[organs]

I love when they slip into their Minnesotan accents! "Oh, ya! Oh, you got a big blackhead right here.." LOL!

[rockgod12334]

those...nose!

[purpleshamrock17]

God there are so many good lines in this!

Some of my favorites are:

"There is nothing about him that would make him act like a human being."

"You know to make him grope you and paw at you."

"Let's start again...and find other ways to shame her!"

"Expressing indivuality is just plain wrong!"

[StevePinto3]

"There, that'l keep the devil out"

"Never change a tire with your face!".

[guilmon182]

"And remember, when you touch yourself, the Saints cry. Good night!"

[TomMSTie]

OMG, I just noticed after the girl gets all cleaned up EVEN THE SIDEWALK IS FIXED!

[Arrowdodger]

"Oh, Brother!"

"...The hell?!"

[bullockphoto]

look at those...nose!