Forget winning the lottery - Forget a big pay day - Forget reaching rank 15 on cod - This is the best shit since Dolly Parton got her knockers out. This has made my day - Tommorow when im tucking into my breakfast I will reflect like shake spear did at this video...." There once were 2 chavs who pulled a knife " & hence forth came a warrior like a shining knight...Though thick and thin did try there plight > They got owned by a bloke who could fight.
@AirWarCrimewave My mates son was walking down an alley like this and some twat pulled a tool on him and said "gimme da phone". He sparked him out and had his phone and wallet away, left him with a broken jaw too.
@MVCproductions2011 Yeah, I assumed you were speaking of theJustice system in America since I am so used to having discussions with people in my country on the internet, and I'm not sure if I knew this video was from the UK.
@demonjack123 okay mate and yes the whole "chav" thing is mostly U.K origin you proberly have gangster wanabes which is more like the "chav" but you might have "chavs" i do not know
@MVCproductions2011 Yeah I picked up on hearing Chav from a UK person and I usually say it since it's fun to say, wasn't quite sure what it meant. But yeah we got alot of wannabe black gangbangers.
@demonjack123 yeah we have gangs but their full of chavs mostly for example the london gangs are all young teenagers which the blow back from a pistol would knock them selves out :L
Palm heel to face.. excellent take outs, like the music too it makes them look proper mean doesn't it? I bet the wankers ain't so tough now. Good job!
Enforce a new law for these thieving fucks..Either:
a) Have the bastard chained to a chair in a dark cell, simalar to that on the movie 'Hostel', and the victim has permission to torture them in the sickest and brutal way possible with a series of tools/instruments at their disposal- to the point where they're begging/crying for mercy
or
b) The thieving little shitbag has 'THIEVING CHAVVY CUNT' tattooed/branded/scarified on their forehead- a perminent reminder of who they are, and to the public
@mrnewton86 that is truly messed up dude. what if they try to turn their lives around? or what if they had to do it because of circumstances out of their control? i mean, most likely, theyre douches that just do this because theyre douches, but if you assume the best about people, it makes life easier
I'm not the strongest person in the world but I once got jumped on by 3 chavs. A few moments into the mugging I realised they were actually just skinny kids in hoodies - why would you ever be scared by skinny white kids? So I punched one in the face as he was shouting 'gimme ur watch' and the other two ran off.
Lesson: Unless they've clearly got a knife pulled out on you, chances are you can have them.
@86mhassani AGREE! or always punch the biggest one first. Chances are if you ko him. The others will run and shit it. I'm glad you still have you watch mate ;)
He should have jumped on their legs till they bent the wrong way. or at least snapped their fucking fingers. but then thats just me.........the batman. :)
I wouldnt stop there, Id kill the bastards....or Id put them through some torturous pain Hostel style, to see them crying like the cowards they are, and carve 'THIEVING CHAVVY CUNT' on their forehead with a rusty scalpel, so they'll always be a perminant reminder of who they are, to the public and when they look in the mirror
scumbags like that dont even deserve a chance at life
wannabe gangsters pretty much they are people who wear hoodies or trackies and try to act hardcore but dont worry if you meet one it is very rare to see a chav win a fight the only way they are an actual threat is if they have a weapon or 4 people with them because they cant beat people without a weapon or their friends lol
@relyanddefy depends on there jaw. hit it hard enough and you can knock them out in one hit, but some people have strong jaws some are weak as fuck. but i heard you can kill some one if you do it hard enough cos it stops the brain for a couple seconds(harder the punch longer there out)
hitting someone on the jaw without protection on your hands equals damaged fists for you. worts case you can shatter your fist on the guys jaw. go for something softer like the nose. and whatever you do don't hit someone on the forehead!
@relyanddefy it's not about hitting hard. making the brain shake inside the person's skull is what causes a knockout. if you punch them on the side of their jaw and it forces their head to tilt it'll probably cause a knockout or an uppercut is also effective if it snaps their head back. the less aware they are of the punch the better
It looks like they pull knives out on him which is why he attacks so quickly. Beautifully and efficiently dealt with. Get the first blow and hopefully you'll come up roses!
Unfortunately, this is the exception to the rule and these scumbags usually get their way. Someone earlier mentions 'white trash'. That's fine, its his or her opinion. Mugging has been around as long as humanity and it is the less intellectually gifted, the easily led and the moronically predisposed who engage in it.
It would be funny if they tried it again and this time someone pulled out a gun and shot them both. For a moment there I thought he hade KO them both, they spent at least 5 seconds on the floor, must have hit them pretty hard, he looks like he does karate as he used his elbow as a strike on the 2nd one.
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Infomatiks 15 hours ago
Looks like those two chose the wrong profession.
Infomatiks 16 hours ago
I wouldn't be surprised if the victim had already armed himself with brass knuckles, they way they went down after he used his fist.
lazurm 1 day ago
Fool, why did he stop at just one punch each?!!!!!!!!!!!
BikerBonno 2 weeks ago
It's a shame they didn't deathed.
terratrema 2 weeks ago
Chav 1:is my nose broken and bloodied?
Chav 2:ya innit bruv prettee baad an that innit
redalert274 1 month ago
awsome, really nice too see. well done tghat man.
rjcraggs 1 month ago
hahahaha it shouldnt be assult to put those scumbags on the deck
edson516 1 month ago
@edson516 It's not, it's battery. Possibly ABH (S47 OAPA) if any of them have injuries.
xMJEC 1 month ago
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Forget winning the lottery - Forget a big pay day - Forget reaching rank 15 on cod - This is the best shit since Dolly Parton got her knockers out. This has made my day - Tommorow when im tucking into my breakfast I will reflect like shake spear did at this video...." There once were 2 chavs who pulled a knife " & hence forth came a warrior like a shining knight...Though thick and thin did try there plight > They got owned by a bloke who could fight.
zark212 1 month ago
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zark212 1 month ago
beautiful
SmartStr33t 1 month ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOL HARRY BROWN IS BACKK!
SjNorth09 1 month ago
That alley is in Sydenham South East London
waraloga7x 1 month ago
Kick ass music, for a kickass video
halfbeast100 1 month ago
Tufff hoodies got kned the FOH out motherzzz
2012ageoflight 2 months ago
Those idiots are lucky that guy didn't have a concealed carry permit. No getting back up.
EvilMelon44 2 months ago
@EvilMelon44 this is in GB, no such thing.
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haaaaaaaaaaa was wondering when they would get up
blackmosesfatjoseph 2 months ago
The music fits the scene perfectly...excellent.
Krav163 2 months ago
now you know what it feels like you stupid motherfuckers
450teamsuzuki 2 months ago
Stick to mugging kids out side the sweetie shop PLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
horsefaceemily 3 months ago
Hahahaha, this video is awesome !!! :D
antibling 3 months ago
Made me lol.Awsome. Always love seeing scum getting knocked the fuck out lol. And @ Raixor2nd sums the situation up perfectly.
stunners0 4 months ago
HAHAHAHA awesome, fuckin chav scum
NoApologiesEver 4 months ago
0:47
OMG OMG... I think that old lady just busted my nose and kicked our asses!
I know, man! I hope no one saw it!
JruHoliday 4 months ago
Pity they weren't kicked to a pulp while they were down.
cochranexyz 4 months ago
Ha Ha well deserved, Fucking Hoodies, think they're all hard.
Did he knock me teeth out? Uh? Where are we?
MrSilverfox333 4 months ago
He should've robbed them
AirWarCrimewave 5 months ago 3
@AirWarCrimewave My mates son was walking down an alley like this and some twat pulled a tool on him and said "gimme da phone". He sparked him out and had his phone and wallet away, left him with a broken jaw too.
onlywhenpissed 5 months ago
Lol classic instant karma XD
THEANPHROPY 5 months ago
I wish hed taken their knive and slit both their fucking throats
KuzaDnB 5 months ago 2
What music is this?
donttouchmyduck 5 months ago
lol
WafflezDay 5 months ago
The music on this is fucking jokes.
Baileycake92 5 months ago
The general public need to know and be encouraged to be violent toward criminals.
Pentdad 5 months ago 4
He should have fucked them up good and proper
2wheelsteve 6 months ago
I hope this is real. haha
Gondonr 6 months ago
I bet these two criminal masterminds told each other later........."Well,that went better than last time".
r0sebud100 6 months ago 33
brilliant,karma
crsbt 6 months ago
What goes around comes around, you little cunts. Have a bit of that
18921992 6 months ago 5
I bet they wished they got that paper round now :D
cerbrack14 7 months ago 2
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAN!!
BABYFACEBEASTIE 7 months ago 2
Thats brilliant the wee dafties both getting laid oot flat!
hncat78 7 months ago
batty boy got batty batterd
pike399 7 months ago
at 0:49....."it looks like you got an ouchie!" "Yeah, it hurts bad." "That's okay, let's go home and I'll give you a nice long back-rub....."
jutzisr 7 months ago 5
that guy was probs on his way to mug them 2 lol
87TheProdigy87 7 months ago
That was soo fucking funny..
Love it.
AsartaQt 7 months ago
HAHA HA try that shit here in LA even some old lady would have pulled out a knife and finished the job HAHAHhaahaaaha
agrowthnerd 7 months ago 3
0:47 OMG R U OK?
Yeah I think.
Did he get ur nose?
yeah but it's fine
Can we still have sex tonight?
Yeah but I'm the top this time. Let's go.
Raixor2nd 8 months ago 52
@Raixor2nd Loooool
cjcjx1 8 months ago
Muggers: Give me your trainers!
Random guy:.... Falcown.... PAWNCH! Yes!
Aaron9101112 8 months ago
its the little things in life that makes it all worth wile, like chavs gettin their dumb arses handed to em lol
sinravo 8 months ago
Annoying thing is the guy who hit these muggers in self defence will be arrested because thats the crooked system we live in these days
MVCproductions2011 8 months ago
@MVCproductions2011 Prove it.
demonjack123 8 months ago
@demonjack123 dude most people who are doing right always get made out to be doing wrong dont you watch the news ??
MVCproductions2011 8 months ago
@MVCproductions2011 UNfortunately I do watch the news, but which justice system are you talking about
demonjack123 8 months ago
@demonjack123 the United Kingdom
MVCproductions2011 8 months ago
@MVCproductions2011 Ah, I live in the USA
demonjack123 8 months ago
@demonjack123 fair enough buddy
MVCproductions2011 8 months ago
@MVCproductions2011 Yeah, I assumed you were speaking of theJustice system in America since I am so used to having discussions with people in my country on the internet, and I'm not sure if I knew this video was from the UK.
demonjack123 8 months ago
@demonjack123 okay mate and yes the whole "chav" thing is mostly U.K origin you proberly have gangster wanabes which is more like the "chav" but you might have "chavs" i do not know
MVCproductions2011 8 months ago
@MVCproductions2011 Yeah I picked up on hearing Chav from a UK person and I usually say it since it's fun to say, wasn't quite sure what it meant. But yeah we got alot of wannabe black gangbangers.
demonjack123 8 months ago
@demonjack123 yeah we have gangs but their full of chavs mostly for example the london gangs are all young teenagers which the blow back from a pistol would knock them selves out :L
MVCproductions2011 8 months ago
@MVCproductions2011 Ah, gangs here actually know how to shoot and kill x.x
demonjack123 8 months ago
i love seeing shit like this happen
stefomate 8 months ago
Fuckin good on him, little punks
Shaunyboy2k11 8 months ago
very nice
pennyspring1 8 months ago
Lmao, good!! Nice music as well. This is such a relaxing video :D
PianoPlayingDave69 8 months ago
If you watch closely around 20 seconds you can see one of them takes out his phone to film it and the other one pulls out what looks like a knife
TheHimmler 8 months ago 18
Palm heel to face.. excellent take outs, like the music too it makes them look proper mean doesn't it? I bet the wankers ain't so tough now. Good job!
Krav163 8 months ago
so how long did it take for the two twats at the top to type out that shit, not funny.
tomthewildcat 8 months ago
lmao stupid cunts deserves them right
MrStrmaster 8 months ago
LOLZ
occultistLHP 9 months ago
...rats
jacob3432 9 months ago
what the fuck is a chav?
BigBishop1 9 months ago
@BigBishop1 Chav = Council housed and violent
infidel1978 4 months ago 2
Enforce a new law for these thieving fucks..Either:
a) Have the bastard chained to a chair in a dark cell, simalar to that on the movie 'Hostel', and the victim has permission to torture them in the sickest and brutal way possible with a series of tools/instruments at their disposal- to the point where they're begging/crying for mercy
or
b) The thieving little shitbag has 'THIEVING CHAVVY CUNT' tattooed/branded/scarified on their forehead- a perminent reminder of who they are, and to the public
mrnewton86 9 months ago
@mrnewton86 that is truly messed up dude. what if they try to turn their lives around? or what if they had to do it because of circumstances out of their control? i mean, most likely, theyre douches that just do this because theyre douches, but if you assume the best about people, it makes life easier
leetsmithownsu 9 months ago
@leetsmithownsu
meh...fuck em, anyone who steals of innocent members of the public (especially the ones that use weapons) don't even deserve a chance at life.
So whacking them in a cell in't really gonna do shit, they'll still be a thieving fuck when they get out.
mrnewton86 9 months ago
haha what wankers lol
PsYcH01oG1K 9 months ago
aww diddums lol
missymim 9 months ago
Gutted you skumbag wankers!
I hope they lost plenty of teeth and received fucked up noses, perfect karma.
bigrig77 9 months ago
serves em right, little cunts
g45uk2 9 months ago
Double kill!
blazinstoner 9 months ago
cor say they was chavs could of been crack heads or polish
shortstuff90 9 months ago
The music fits the video nicely.
ImJoeee 9 months ago
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Olysk8er 9 months ago
beautiful stuff
comets00 10 months ago
Good enough for the smelly, nike hoodie wearing, scum cunts!!! lol
GAMEBOY379 10 months ago
oh shit am i bleeding?
TheNikzaw 10 months ago
he would give amir khan problems.he is a boxer.tell the way he used the combo
paabaa1 10 months ago 2
18 chavs hate this video
smackinthegob 11 months ago 5
lmao thumbs up if you replayed this liek 10 times to see what happened XD and if you like mac miller click my channel :D
YSEALLDAY 11 months ago
Oxdet there is no music stupid
TheJjmadmash 11 months ago
awesome chavs are cocks
DonKool2000wtf 11 months ago 2
I'm sure he just fucked them up with an invisible sledge hammer or sumthin but that was crazy
nailface09 11 months ago
This is hilarious. Love how they get up and are like 'meh'.
ProtestantsRUs 11 months ago
LOVE the music! LOL
redimixofmd 11 months ago
I'm not the strongest person in the world but I once got jumped on by 3 chavs. A few moments into the mugging I realised they were actually just skinny kids in hoodies - why would you ever be scared by skinny white kids? So I punched one in the face as he was shouting 'gimme ur watch' and the other two ran off.
Lesson: Unless they've clearly got a knife pulled out on you, chances are you can have them.
86mhassani 11 months ago 2
@86mhassani AGREE! or always punch the biggest one first. Chances are if you ko him. The others will run and shit it. I'm glad you still have you watch mate ;)
P33NOB 10 months ago
Nice music, gives the clip the special something it deserves.
0xdet 11 months ago 3
haha you can guarantee the last thing they say is come on lets go and find him! Whilst thinking I hope to God we don't!
jjjaaaccckkk 11 months ago 3
And i think to my self what a wonderful world :p
Sparkoda12 11 months ago 3
does anyone kknow this song?
Stryder000G 11 months ago
what song is this?
GoodGodStopThis 11 months ago
That was wicked, the guy hardly seemed to move, yet they were both decked! Stupid bastards.
neilconnelly76 1 year ago
This guy know wing chun...
buddhalove88 1 year ago 3
what a tune.
TurKdiRty 1 year ago
justice lol
markbodhran 1 year ago
15 dislikes?,i dont know way anyone would'nt enjoy seeing a couple of scummy chavs dealt with.
djspl51bw 1 year ago
@djspl51bw its the 2 chavs lol they keep coming back and hitting the dislike button
akaAlexthekid 1 year ago 2
Their saying: "who wsa that guy?!"
1NX9 1 year ago
stupid chavs fuckers hahahaha
NIGHTSKYE1 1 year ago
Poetic Justice!
MaTtRoSiTy 1 year ago
@dtremzo 'artcliffe an bedmydown frever!
freeman8128 1 year ago
Holy Shit!! That's me!! I had no idea this was on Youtube! Let that be a warning to you thieves out there that not everybody is going to be a victim.
hcdub 1 year ago
@hcdub
lol no. just no
Fizationable 11 months ago
thats why they fuck with knives n guns cuz they cant fight
kpwright01 1 year ago
that's mint, i wish he had got stuck in and give them a right kickin
fiz03 1 year ago
'Check my nose, is it bleeding? Eurgh this hoody is brand neww!!!'
:'(
tissie182 1 year ago
Beautiful
Yrmuma 1 year ago
hahaha poor lil chavs, when the first guy got nocked the other one just stood there wait for his turn lol
apriRs08 1 year ago
He should have jumped on their legs till they bent the wrong way. or at least snapped their fucking fingers. but then thats just me.........the batman. :)
blueluny 1 year ago
that's right, walk after the guy who just knocked you the fuck out. morons...
chowchoppy 1 year ago
Those dozy CUNTS GOT OWNED!!
ekofox 1 year ago
HEADSHOT BIATCH!
LM999CR 1 year ago
how many points did he get?
ferrari2k7 1 year ago
Mugger 1: Hit XX then Y for a super attack
Mugger 2: Okay here I go. XX......zzzzzzzz
Mugger 1 Shit! XX..........zzzzzzzzz
Mugger 1(After waking): This is not lik Xbox!
Mugger 2(After waking): Nope. But we did respawn!
damuddydog 1 year ago 74
Mugger 1: How am I going to eat this hot dog with out and Grey Poupon?
Mugger 2: I don't know my good sir, if only someone might be returning home from the market.
Mugger 1: Oh goody! Here comes a kind fellow, maybe we should ask him.
*points
Mugger 1 and 2 together: Excuse me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon? Sir? Excuse me!
Person walking (Chuck Norris): Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuk up!
CALLSIGNxGEPPATO 1 year ago 30
@CALLSIGNxGEPPATO Please sir, What is grey poupon?
fannybaba 5 months ago
I wouldnt stop there, Id kill the bastards....or Id put them through some torturous pain Hostel style, to see them crying like the cowards they are, and carve 'THIEVING CHAVVY CUNT' on their forehead with a rusty scalpel, so they'll always be a perminant reminder of who they are, to the public and when they look in the mirror
scumbags like that dont even deserve a chance at life
mrnewton86 1 year ago
@mrnewton86 EDIT: that should be a new law..
chavs that mug, and get caught should have 'THIEVING CHAVVY CUNT' branded onto their forehead
mrnewton86 1 year ago
...What is a Chav?
jordanvdr 1 year ago
@jordanvdr
wannabe gangsters pretty much they are people who wear hoodies or trackies and try to act hardcore but dont worry if you meet one it is very rare to see a chav win a fight the only way they are an actual threat is if they have a weapon or 4 people with them because they cant beat people without a weapon or their friends lol
ItDuz 1 year ago
ahh chuck norris in his teen years
ItDuz 1 year ago 3
The average man ONE ...low life, turgid pond life, leeches on society NIL ...
i believe that is a RESULT !
wobblyspoon 1 year ago
He should have turned the tables on them and nicked their trainers and socks, a long walk back home barefoot would make them think long and hard.
TYNSDALE 1 year ago
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jonnybridge 1 year ago
Learn to spell before you try and make an insult on someone.
SamAtSix 1 year ago
I would of took there shit when they were on the floor.
SamAtSix 1 year ago
@SamAtSix your a doush
unard11 1 year ago
@unard11 yeah what good do you expect to steal from a chav hahahahah
ewann3 1 year ago
Hahahaha Rofl
manutdsalfordreds 1 year ago
Why dont they just get a real job? and stop messing with Chuck Norris.
AaronfromWM 1 year ago 2
Love it
Creobitches 1 year ago
WANKERS
MOLMENTUS 1 year ago
XD Haaa Nothing like watching a couple of chavs get fucked up XD
LittleFingerFilms 1 year ago 2
Five stars for this video but mostly for the music choice..
mitchamus88 1 year ago 2
The modern day ninja.
musclepunched 1 year ago
where do u hit for the knockout and how can i practice knowing if i can hit hard enuff
relyanddefy 1 year ago
@relyanddefy Why don't you try MMA.
liamrocks4eva 1 year ago
@relyanddefy depends on there jaw. hit it hard enough and you can knock them out in one hit, but some people have strong jaws some are weak as fuck. but i heard you can kill some one if you do it hard enough cos it stops the brain for a couple seconds(harder the punch longer there out)
mattyboy4074 1 year ago
@mattyboy4074
hitting someone on the jaw without protection on your hands equals damaged fists for you. worts case you can shatter your fist on the guys jaw. go for something softer like the nose. and whatever you do don't hit someone on the forehead!
fuddoh 1 year ago
@fuddoh hahaha yeah i broke my hand on someones face doing that when i was drunk :P
but i do aikido now and so far its helped me in fights
mattyboy4074 1 year ago
@relyanddefy it's not about hitting hard. making the brain shake inside the person's skull is what causes a knockout. if you punch them on the side of their jaw and it forces their head to tilt it'll probably cause a knockout or an uppercut is also effective if it snaps their head back. the less aware they are of the punch the better
TheDubDoubt 1 year ago
INBREAD CHAV SCUM NEED LOCKING UP AND SNIPPED TO STOP THEM BREEDING!
123twan123 1 year ago
made my day :)
CrustyLoveLips 1 year ago
lol what a nice guy!!!!!!!
FunkinSpace 1 year ago
lol whet a nice guy!!!!!!!
FunkinSpace 1 year ago
It looks like they pull knives out on him which is why he attacks so quickly. Beautifully and efficiently dealt with. Get the first blow and hopefully you'll come up roses!
bradybraidz 1 year ago
I LOVED the music.....it fit so well. :)
Ih8stupidhumans 1 year ago
lol
gijoeproducer 1 year ago
that guy is awsome
EvilLamas 1 year ago
nice one
ludvigaro 1 year ago
they were like "dude what happened?"
rexregum 1 year ago
Double fatality.
meatisdeliciouse 1 year ago
humanity win
oljackson99 1 year ago
Unfortunately, this is the exception to the rule and these scumbags usually get their way. Someone earlier mentions 'white trash'. That's fine, its his or her opinion. Mugging has been around as long as humanity and it is the less intellectually gifted, the easily led and the moronically predisposed who engage in it.
La77a 1 year ago 3
haha funkin gimps go get a real job to feed ur dirty smack whores
loujay1717 1 year ago
haha fuckin gimps go get a real job to feed ur dirty smack whores
loujay1717 1 year ago
the best way is to say nothing just fight catch them off guard!!!
those who shout their mouth off are nothing more than mouth JUST DO IT!
fossafuel 1 year ago
It would be funny if they tried it again and this time someone pulled out a gun and shot them both. For a moment there I thought he hade KO them both, they spent at least 5 seconds on the floor, must have hit them pretty hard, he looks like he does karate as he used his elbow as a strike on the 2nd one.
meatisdeliciouse 1 year ago