Dyson Willy Dryer

[VaughanDavies1]

ADAM. FUCK YOU YOU SLUT.

get out of my city. :D

[123ctati]

haaha!!!! lav your videos <3

[pritstickifiy]

@CrahsBangAdam hey there ;)

[vollyballer9493]

i think some guys might get a little too much satisfaction out of that.! haha

[CrashBangAdam]

@vollyballer9493 And some ladies...

[Aaronandfabs]

XD willy dryer that's the essence of creative inovation

[CrashBangAdam]

@Aaronandfabs OR A DOMINATION OF THE WORLD

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

What uni are you at? Your halls look just like mine. Like exactly.

[CrashBangAdam]

@Chrisindapurplehouse NEWPORT!

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

I'M OOT!

[CrashBangAdam]

@Chrisindapurplehouse I HATE YOUR FACE, AND MAKE MY MONEY SAD... IM OOT

[Shaylinable]

when you start manufacturing willy dryers, you should demonstrate how they work in a video... *perverted face*:}

[CrashBangAdam]

@Shaylinable Oh you *blush*

[thelastKoraido]

An orange ball that says"HI"...awesome

[CrashBangAdam]

@thelastKoraido :D truly is

[Soul471]

I heard somewhere that air going up your willy can cause a blood clot or something due to an air bubble. I hope its not true as your idea seems absolutely flawless otherwise and is clearly the next step in modern civilisation.

[CrashBangAdam]

@Soul471 Crush my dreams much :'(

[JessHarms]

4:39 Ace Ventura? 

[CrashBangAdam]

@JessHarms ALLLLLLLRIGHTYTHEN

[adrianGGO]

I'm rly sorry, but i would NEVER put my willy in a small hole, whatever it blows hot air or not xD

[FalloutUgglan]

@AliceandGabby Well, there's always room for exceptions

[CrashBangAdam]

@adrianGGO DAMN SON

[ap0calypse5]

I feel like I learned too much about your willy. Not sure how I feel about that :P

[CrashBangAdam]

@ap0calypse5 :)

[pritstickifiy]

@CheesyNinja96 ummmm hey :)

[CrashBangAdam]

@pritstickifiy HELLO

[pritstickifiy]

@visukki i thought that said you had a poo today :L

[CrashBangAdam]

@pritstickifiy I poo every day :)

[visukiki]

I just had a really poo day and was all sad and wahhh, and as soon as I pressed play I was cheered up :)

[CrashBangAdam]

@visukiki :DDDDDDDD job = done

[dawnc18]

i remember when i 1st had 2 use 1 i spent more time using it then peeing

[CrashBangAdam]

@dawnc18 * reminisces about times with the hand dryer*

[Frankiti99]

i love how you're dyson willy dryer is really really tiny :P

[CrashBangAdam]

@Frankiti99 ALRIGHT STOP THE CHUCKLING

[analfabet123456789]

The Dyson Willy Dryer ... Poppin' willies since 2011 ahahaha xD

[CrashBangAdam]

@analfabet123456789 Castrating men since 2011 ;)

[tinallama11]

God you are absolutely adorable.

[CrashBangAdam]

@tinallama11 I like god too.

[tinallama11]

@CrashBangAdam You know what I meant you goober. >:/

[kariberi]

your eyebrows are hypnotic. ;)

[CrashBangAdam]

@kariberi You should see my bum hair ;)

[EmilyJean96]

what?

[CrashBangAdam]

@EmilyJean96 WHO?!

[ktgreeeno]

I just wanted to say thank you. I really appreciate all the nice things you said. You, sir, are brilliant. Also, when you first used the Dyson dryer, did your skin shoot straight up your arm and create a massive wrinkle? Now if that happened, what would it do to your willy? Anyway, thank you!!

[CrashBangAdam]

@ktgreeeno No problem :D

[pritstickifiy]

the orange ball in the background is really distracting.

[CheesyNinja96]

@pritstickifiy Hi.

[CrashBangAdam]

@CheesyNinja96 sup

[CrashBangAdam]

@pritstickifiy UGFIUWHGQYWIDGBIWYBDIWDB

[FreakyBelgianChick]

Thanks for the idea! *uses dyson dryer to dry shewee*

[CrashBangAdam]

@FreakyBelgianChick o.O

[VampJapgirl231]

They are an awesome hand dryer! no one else seemed to appriciate them as much as me until now

[CrashBangAdam]

@VampJapgirl231 DYSON HAND DRYER FRIEND <3

[VampJapgirl231]

@CrashBangAdam The amazing thing about you Adam (aside from your general amzingness) is that you reply to everyones comments... I know no other youtuber who does this <3

[IfOnlyAlice]

I'm glad someone else got as excited as me the first time i used the dyson hand dryer. It makes the experience alot more fun. xD

[CrashBangAdam]

@IfOnlyAlice Truly an amazing experience

[liamcurrierones]

your saying a tiny little one to the willie dryers im preety sure you had a 3rd hand down there?

[CrashBangAdam]

@liamcurrierones Understand it I do not

[Nessa5651]

lol or you guys could just use toilet paper

[CrashBangAdam]

@Nessa5651 boooooooring

[Nosensefornonsense]

i was watching this video and my stepdad walked in the room and saw this...he just lost total respect for me xD

[CrashBangAdam]

@Nosensefornonsense Hahahahahaha TELL HIM IM SORRY

[nintendolad]

I have the name for this dryer.

The Dyson Blowjob. You're welcome.

[CrashBangAdam]

@nintendolad Not a sausage.

[EnglishMonkeys]

Great way to catch STI's

[CrashBangAdam]

@EnglishMonkeys Always foiling my plans...

[immattmc]

fuckin laughed so hard! i agree completely

[CrashBangAdam]

@immattmc WE NEED A PETITION

[iloveDiplodocus]

I think your hair's been looking lovely! Rather fluffy, methinks.

[CrashBangAdam]

@iloveDiplodocus Fluffy fluff fluff :)

[TRUEorFAKE]

They had those last year at euston, London, when I was visiting. And now they have them in aus, those handryers placed lower for kids, I've always been tempted to use...

[CrashBangAdam]

@TRUEorFAKE You should ;)

[topazchelle]

If you used a regular toilet, there's a thing called toilet paper you could use... xP

[CrashBangAdam]

@topazchelle Waaaaay tooo muuuuch eeefffoorrrrrtttt

[Budgiekens]

Making your viewers hunt for your channel was a cool idea. :P

[CrashBangAdam]

@Budgiekens Just a bit of fun :D

[xXmellmellXx]

Oscar The Grouch....amazing. and i'm to r-tarted to find you other channel so thanks for tell me what it is :)

[CrashBangAdam]

@xXmellmellXx Adambangcrash :D

[chandlerlover01]

"Aahh! OscartheGrouch! Wah blah! Woah!"

[CrashBangAdam]

@chandlerlover01 He has that effect on people...

[gretahoo]

I almost feel like this video should be flagged...

[CrashBangAdam]

@gretahoo DONT YOU DARE

[rawrmnstr13]

But ducks are cute?

[CrashBangAdam]

@rawrmnstr13 Why subscribing stopped me :)

[fingers7dials]

"no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last few drops go down your pants"

[CrashBangAdam]

@fingers7dials Quote 2011 - Adam Russell

[KatrinaThomas1990]

Went on ktgreeeno's channel and saw she did the Oreo challenge.....

I CHALLENGE YOU TO DO THE OREO CHALLENGE LIKE HER!!!!!!!

[CrashBangAdam]

@KatrinaThomas1990 D:

[ADumB42]

this is a hilarious idea. and I get it, the idea's good and it makes sense.

[CrashBangAdam]

@ADumB42 :D Dragons den here I come

[briggitbro]

If I was a guy I'd be scared your Willy Dryer would cut off my thingy lol

[CrashBangAdam]

@briggitbro NO PAIN NO GAIN

[lockmoorsfood]

deborah bought my old house!

[CrashBangAdam]

@lockmoorsfood Good, for, deborah?

[SpellboundSama]

Ahhlololol...I have no words for this XD

[CrashBangAdam]

@SpellboundSama But you just said some! :D

[Hman242]

I think they might get a little sticky...

[CrashBangAdam]

@Hman242 STICKEH WILLEH

[KatrinaThomas1990]

Dr Hoover... Epic! Lovin this vid. x

[CrashBangAdam]

@KatrinaThomas1990 :D

[Suhfay]

I swear you can really hurt yourself if you get air in your 'willy' though? you'd end up sued D:

[CrashBangAdam]

@Suhfay :( i just want a dry willy

[RockalilyDunne]

And those dryers are the shiz

[CrashBangAdam]

@RockalilyDunne you know it braaah

[RockalilyDunne]

LOL Dr Hoover

I love the way your brain works

[CrashBangAdam]

@RockalilyDunne Dr Hoover <3

[sweetsugarplums123]

those dyson hand dryers are awesome! they make like the skin move from your bones, it's so cooool ahaha

and yaayyy for your oscar the grouch tshirt! it's awesome cause i have the same one hehe (:

[CrashBangAdam]

@sweetsugarplums123 You have a sublime taste in clothing <3

[MatthewSantoro]

I LOVE those Dyson hand driers!!

[CrashBangAdam]

@MatthewSantoro FEEL THE LOVE

[thedefield]

 y u crash bangs adam? :c

[CrashBangAdam]

@thedefield y u no understand

[ShmoNerd]

When I first searched for your second channel, I searched 'GangBangAdam'.... I REALLY don't know why.

[CrashBangAdam]

@ShmoNerd Third channel maybe? ;)

[BaileyStockhecke]

I was the first person to view this video <3 Love you Adam! You're my favorite YouTuber by far! x

[CrashBangAdam]

@BaileyStockhecke YOU WIN MY HEART <3