If I was forced to pick three reviews of Armake's, I'd pick this one, Bomberman Act Zero and Gilligan's Island. But I think this one may be the best of all.
*looks at my dead wifes body in less emotion* oh no my wifes dead i should get on my knee's n cry *gets on my knee's n cry* oh boo whoo whooo i should find a replacement ASAP i'll go on my computer and try Eharmony again
They says the brightest stars shine for half as long. I think this is especially true for Marcus. Whether it was his early days as Armake21 or in his later days as himself, I found his stuff entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable.
I was actually disappointed to find out this game was never released in PAL territories as I was going to buy it purely for the fact this review made the awful nature of it utterly hilarious.
Just one of the reasons why I miss Marcus. Hope he's doing well for himself.
I'm a powerful executive woman in a suit who looks like shit, this game looks like shit but I'm gonna stand out from the crowd - I'm gonna talk till YOUR EARS EXPLODE!!
C'mon----wtf puick pucick what kind of a sounding was that?
bloodyfang1000 2 months ago
Roberrrrt.
BladeravenGaming 2 months ago
If I was forced to pick three reviews of Armake's, I'd pick this one, Bomberman Act Zero and Gilligan's Island. But I think this one may be the best of all.
DrJohnCockwalrus 2 months ago
Robert in front of this... Robert... Robert... Ro- Stop that, dammit!
LOL!
RS250Squid 2 months ago
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RS250Squid 2 months ago
i love the commentary.
mlburgess1984 2 months ago
I lol'ed
gman6421 3 months ago
You okay lady?
GrimReaper19 4 months ago
*looks at my dead wifes body in less emotion* oh no my wifes dead i should get on my knee's n cry *gets on my knee's n cry* oh boo whoo whooo i should find a replacement ASAP i'll go on my computer and try Eharmony again
HYPNOGLANCE87 4 months ago
Robert...Robert...Robe--
Stop that, damn it!
Shinryuu82 6 months ago
They says the brightest stars shine for half as long. I think this is especially true for Marcus. Whether it was his early days as Armake21 or in his later days as himself, I found his stuff entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable.
I was actually disappointed to find out this game was never released in PAL territories as I was going to buy it purely for the fact this review made the awful nature of it utterly hilarious.
Just one of the reasons why I miss Marcus. Hope he's doing well for himself.
RikMcCloud 6 months ago
@RikMcCloud Snap out of it man!!! Marcus is back! TheWaste0Time is his channel name. Get on that channel and subscribe. He explains why he was gone.
TurningJappanesse 6 months ago
I fucking enjoyed this game
nutterbutter215 7 months ago
He GUESSES it's a survival horror game? It's THE RING! lol.
thedonofnapoli 7 months ago
Ring is load.... Ring is still load....
mxc4takeshi 7 months ago
in the begging robert died from playing this horrible game
tetsuge1 7 months ago
0:44 happy go lucky bird
CpsLock3 8 months ago
i had this game on dreamcast years ago. got pretty far in it. but nothing really happends in the game.
cooldude4666 8 months ago
ohhh nooo, u ok lady :L ROFLESSS
mrmygoo888 9 months ago
robert actually died from having to play this game.
iliekchocolatemilk 9 months ago
Ooooh! Nothing happened!
SpiRiTjuhh 9 months ago
I'm a powerful executive woman in a suit who looks like shit, this game looks like shit but I'm gonna stand out from the crowd - I'm gonna talk till YOUR EARS EXPLODE!!
maximus451 10 months ago
LOL when you hit new game and this is like a scary game or crap it makes a splat sound I laughed so hard at that!!!!!
Clumpyxd 11 months ago
LOL! 0:44 "nenenenenenenenene what the fuck shut up"!
drogothlord 1 year ago 4
That music in the office is the soundtrack to my nightmares (>>.<<)
15Mikedelta 1 year ago
NOANDICAN'TBELIEVEIT'SROBERT
piemaster3425 1 year ago 5
Blah Blah fuckin blah, ROFL
Abaft6 1 year ago
OH NO are u ok lady lol
andrewl3779 1 year ago
The best review, EVER.
TheDymed 1 year ago
R.I.P to the good old days.
TheDymed 1 year ago 2
lol thats funny acting
15Mikedelta 1 year ago
DUDE STFU
koton4 1 year ago
"I Can't believe it's Robert! Noooo!"
"You okay, Ma'am?"
qxXFidoXxp 1 year ago 6
SL000W CAMERA PAN
MrVladdavid 1 year ago
OMG, there's so much wrong with that cut-scene that I'm dying of AIDS and laughter.
comeawaywithme 1 year ago 3
Armake could get into a game like nobody else XD
bloodrunsclear 1 year ago 3
@bloodrunsclear yes i know he was so awesome, and still is!
Abaft6 1 year ago
1:36 - 1:44
HOLY FUCKING SHIT !
I HAVE HANDS !
RobGrix 1 year ago 5
So many points in the game, I played Peter Griffin saying "Shut up, Meg." But it didn't work.
TrollmanIsTroll 1 year ago
IT'S NOT TOO BAD, EVEN AS A PROTOTYPE, IT'S NOT TOO BAD!
TrollmanIsTroll 1 year ago
You okay, lady?
AnotherMarioFan 1 year ago 4
1:00 Sounds like someone took a shit on their self.
Ryann234 1 year ago
Sorry. 1:36. 0:46 who farted? 3:26 GAH! It's Ben Afleck(Aflack?)!
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
0:46-0:56 Oh my God! I have hands! ROFL
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
greatest review ever made
coolcatkillr 1 year ago
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TrollmanIsTroll 1 year ago
have you noticed that the shadows loock like...shit??????
MrVladdavid 1 year ago
meg=fuck..jack=pedophile...cop=funny
MrVladdavid 1 year ago 8
Your like the MST3K of bad Video games.
Demonangelzfilms 1 year ago 3
That music is actually me banging my head against the piano because this game is so terrible.
DragonFly122 1 year ago
o hi im jack, prepare to explode
jaseandjohn 1 year ago
9:45 LMFAO fucking load times
R3LL0323 1 year ago
!@#$%^&*()_+(((((((puik)))))))!@#$%^&*()_+
MrVladdavid 1 year ago 20
@MrVladdavid wut
BladeravenGaming 2 months ago
very good review armake 21 very very very funny one of the funnist reviews ive ever seen keep it up
godofwar387 1 year ago
Pulling me away from my video games, my counter-strike clan. FUCK GIRLS! It's the worst fucking FMV evar!
drogothlord 1 year ago 5
LOVE HIM!
CsFTb 1 year ago
You Ok Lady?
ThePoison56 1 year ago
i love your reaction from the intro, lol
starrman100 1 year ago
"Oh my god
DiscoGirl80s 1 year ago
That has to be the quickest rebound from a loved one's death I've ever seen in all of my life.
Roughneck152 2 years ago 48
Ohh...Robert just died...IMMA GO TO WORK!
Dragoneye47 1 year ago
Is the car that meg is driving a fucking Ford Focus?
GunsOfThePhoenix 2 years ago
@GunsOfThePhoenix Yeah lol.
iAmCodeMonkey 11 months ago
Awesome,thank you very much! :D
jarrhil 2 years ago
"Oh my god, it the worst fucking fmv ever!"
ROFLLAMO!
catdude122 2 years ago 5
Thank you for finding this, its my favorite review of his aside from the action52 review
beavobeave 2 years ago
Awesome I was waiting for this review to be uploaded!!!
darkblade2219 2 years ago
the voice accting is so bad.
i cant stop from laughter. i need painkillers to stop this laughter.
best armake review ever.
AnimeManga3000 2 years ago 4
Joys and orgasms! You made my day! ^_^
soren7550 2 years ago
My absolute favorite "Games That Suck" review.
MSkull01 2 years ago
congrats for reuploading this!
Yellow13Firestorm 2 years ago
Yesssss, I'm so glad you put this up. :D
HuntrBlackLuna 2 years ago
yes! this was one of the best ones :D
X262007 2 years ago
Thanks so much for puting this up
armadilloyams 2 years ago
PWOIK!!
Danbotology 2 years ago
An absolute masterpiece of a review.
You okay lady?
maximus451 2 years ago 6
JUST what I was waiting for. Thanx dude
maximus451 2 years ago