SERGEANT HARTMAN MAKES A FEW PHONE CALLS (Soundboard Prank Call)

[TheNameUnknowen]

The pictures are great.

[AtariFTW]

What's with the fucking slideshow???

[TheHockeyMaskWay]

"Do you suck dicks?"

"OK"

XD

[iamNiesha]

Lolll

[ThaMasterSniper]

@TurdBlossom95 That, my good sir, was fucking hilarious.

[ThaMasterSniper]

@TurdBlossom95 That, my good sir, was fucking hilarious.

[MrNicktheboss2342]

Best movie ever

[Jamesjarhead]

fucking AWSOME!!!!

[Googlypap]

You've got just two seconds to unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will gouge out your eye and skull fuck you!

[tehfuxx]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS!?

[SpartanMartan973]

Its Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, not Sergeant Hartman. If you ever called a Gunnery Seargeant in the Marine Corps a Sergeant he would punch you in the face.

[DustinOfPersonality]

WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!

[uavfelix234]

did you suck dick? hahahahahaha rofl

[goreziad]

that was good :)

[Kori1293]

private pile!

[Sigrafix]

Lmfao..

This shit is priceless.

[VoidmasterNX]

@Sigrafix I know, the responses were perfectly timed.



[showstopper0512]

lol she answered to scumbag.

[isamtator]

wow to three idiots.

[idealsAREisomorphic]

the last one was classic

[theDirtyGupta01]

@ssgkillsuall BULLSHIT! I bet that dislike can suck a golfball through a garden hose! It looks like the best part of that disliker ran down the crack of his momma's ass n ended up as a brown stain on the matress! Y that little maggot disliker he makes me want 2 vomit! I bet if there was some pussy on top of this call he could give the vid a like! What is this Mickey Mouse shit! Why isnt anybody stomping that dislikers guts out! I dont like dislikers only faggots n sailors are dislikers!

[DustinOfPersonality]

@theDirtyGupta01 SIR, IT IS THE PRIVATE'S DUTY TO INFORM THE SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR THAT THERE ARE 17 DISLIKERS, SIR!

[luckyirishguy72]

THAT IS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!....And screw you disliker!!!!

[fritzkat]

oh that was great

[chalinonandoful]

do you suck dicks..ok lmfao

[DustinOfPersonality]

Who disliked this, WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS?! WHO ARE THE 16 TWINKLE-TOES, COCKSUCKERS HERE ON YOUTUBE THAT JUST SIGNED THEIR DEATH WARRANTS?!

[Troforso]

the suck dicks comment shouldnt be used, theil only hangup

[Fourmalletz]

I got a job at Wal-Mart just on the off-chance Gunnery Seargent Hartman would call me.

[Bllackguard666]

LOL awesome!

[KrackaCapaSlapa]

Funny

[Mark95139]

This is walmart .....well no shit hahaha

[MrErnest878]

great vid.

[francisraud]

Dude, where did you find the picture of the cat at 1:05 ? It made me laugh so hard I though my head and neck were gonna explode. Great timing. Keep it up!

[Southerly93]

nice soundboard co-ordination

[vcoaster]

This video made me cry from laughing!!

[notguano]

Omfg dude liked and faved xD I need more of Sgt. Hartman lol

[HaLoKInG117321]

Its good but not that funny.

[027Erik]

Both women on these phone calls sound sweet.

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@027Erik "sound FAT" fixed that for you.

[BWYGR111]

how ironic she was making a gargle.

[ryoushii]

I like that fact that they picked walmart. Priceless.

[DelSolRacer93]

make more vids with SGT. Hartman

[robbysharolaid]

Walmart people are so mean haha

[Essefen]

@robbysharolaid Actually they were saints having to cope with "DO YOU SUCKS DICKS!?" screamed down the phone at them ;)

[robbysharolaid]

@Essefen Not before that they wernt ha

[JDFSSS1989]

lmao brilliant

[malvern666]

HAHAHA "This is Wal Mart! Well, no shit" haha

[2000jago]

Where's the rest of the call?

[Fawksau]

That sure is a big maggot

[Z7EXTREMEBABY]

Out fucking standing

[NJdevils47]

that last girl was the best

[xXCraziBRXx]

-DO YOU SUCK DICKS???

-ok.

(hangs up)

[metalgearftw1]

I love ur pictures with the call <3

[TurdBlossom95]

@metalgearftw1 ;)

[MCshlthead]

i love the way he gives his name as gomer pyle XD, getting private pyle in more trouble, this is exactly what seargent hartman would have done in real life

[devilpete123]

call for a good time 517 748 1621

[26JIGGAMAN]

bullshit i can hear you haha

[Showbert1]

1:13 Is That Real

[BeanKitchen]

Great job! Love the pics.

[DaSkatemafia]

your from texas the only thin that comes from texas is steers and queers (full metal jacket)

[ThePrinceOfSanDiego]

BULLSHIT! I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!

[MrMaryJanes]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

OK

*Hangs up phone*.

[debunker1905]

@MrMaryJanes i bet he was getting on his knees

[clubpenguin235]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

Okay.

[ssgkillsuall]

the 1 disliker has dishonored himself and dishonered youtube. i have tried to help the disliker, but i have failed. i have failed because YOU people have not given the disliker the proper motovation. so from now on whenever the 1 disliker fucks up, i will not punish him, i like punish all of YOU. and for the way i see it ladies, you owe me one undisliked video!

[video166]

This is Walmart

well no shit...

[zanesdarkroom]

10 people couldnt handle SERGEANT HARTMAN! 

[paskyIII]

Holy sh*t! ow, god im hit the floor laughing! DAMN!

[MVRIII]

Who is the woman at 1:07?

[dtuco0074]

Can't never get enough of sgt Hartman

[punkdout101]

i love full metal jacket..and this is awesome.

[franciscobarril]

so-so prank call but hillarious pics

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

-This is Walmart...

-I admire your honesty....

[Wowee2012]

Lol the last one was totally owned.

[samborlon]

The best soundboard prank call ever. I love Sergeant Hartman!

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

wow FUCKIN #hilarious

[xXGH0ST980Xx]

XDXDXD " DO U SUCK DICKS!?". "garble" XDXDXDXD

[rayray7532]

What was the name of this movie

[GothicSwordsman]

@rayray7532 Full Metal Jacket

[raeven1212]

I love this, it is so funny!!

[ThroatSpliter]

R. L. Emery lol

[OllieMctwist]

we need more videos like this.

[lkreyna2]

He's a Gunny, not a sergeant.

[k4ldh]

OOOOOOOOOOOH,Rahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[rorshachfan]

that maggot picture freaked me out. UGH!!

[YappyRaccoon]

hehe love it

[bittergunowner12]

I feel sorry for the people who have to answer these phone calls.

[Tijnvaassen]

1:07 "You don't scare me!" Well, that picture gives me the creeps...

[rattattat100]

BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU

[paz2001]

ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?

fucking died laughing there

[cotss2012]

BEST. SOUNDBOARD. EVER.

[lookatthewholepictur]

Whats your name fat body!

[hhr62]

Sgt Hartman should be used in more calls. Nicely done!!

[jpcod5]

WHERE DID U GET THAT

[Omega8151]

Damn!! I almost chocked on my drink! nice job with the selection of pics

[Omega8151]

"This is Wal-mart"

"Well no shit"

ROFL

[asiabarhop]

funnyyyyyyyyyyyy i crying laughing



[ToBeFedVideos]

He sucked dicks.

[AnaTheQueen]

HAAHAHAAHHAHAA

[that1fail]

0:44

"Do you suck dicks?"

"OK."

So was that a yes?

[joe735]

this shit is hilarious

[keiko909]

lol! its a shame he didnt say: "bullshit, i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose" hahaha

[giggidygoo17]

More more!!

[giggidygoo17]

Hirarious! More more!

[LilPunKid]

THIS IS WALMART

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@LilPunKid I admire your honesty.

[CHOPMOP10]

O M G this was well put together thumbs up man G O H A R T M A N

[jumongpeacemaker]

0:15 looks like leslie nielsen

[allseevid]

hahah great editing btw

very funny!

[RLDragonStrider]

Just LOL Sir *salutes!!!

[TheSteelyMan]

1:00-1:12

Again, love the pictures.

[OllieMctwist]

whats ur name fat buddy!

[magical0pixie]

"do you suck dicks?" "ok" lmao

[SinginthmSawngs]

Awesome. xD

[peopleperson36]

WHERE U ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASS HOLE!!!??!?!

[superrewardshacker]

Hands down, best use of visuals ive ever seen for a prank call.

[TurdBlossom95]

@superrewardshacker thanks beautiful ;)

[carlolover1]

@superrewardshacker im sorry i was laughing too hard at your comment i accedently clicked thumbs down lol

[matteoprez]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS??!? LOLOL

[kurtdlol]

I FUCKEN LOVE THE PICS!!!!

[bucknorm]

who hasn't seen FMJ? this is foo funny

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

He only makes TWO tho...FEW is THREE, he made a couple lol XD

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

LOLLL @ the beg. of Dairy Queen!!! "What's your name sumbag?" :gives name: "Do you like that name?" "Yes" "That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?!" "No" "Do you think i'm cute? Do you think i'm funny?" "No" ....I think u got the wrong # LOL!

[RobertNeeb66]

Awesome pictures loololl

[iceguy0077]

do you think i'm cute DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY!?!

no...

[TheSteelyMan]

The pictures make it 50x funnier. XDDDDDD

[xXDoctorSalvatore]

You've GOT to make another one of these. I almost pissed myself laughing. xD

[robisaza]

so awesome

[blazed911]

What rude people... he just asked a simple question "do you suck dicks?" and they hang up! The nerve!

[MrCodename4711]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS!?!?!?!?

[TurdBlossom95]

@ltballsack123 a site called realmofdarkness, it's on the first page

[scoutmachinima]

i couldnt help but laugh

[mrshitstainshane]

do you suck dicks!

[creapah]

garble lol

[wipemysmile]

Do you like that name?

[0shizznes0]

hahaha!!! awsome prank!

[xmoroseguyx]

Great Fun

[Rh3niUm64]

dude the pictures alone made me laugh soo hard lmao

[TheAtomicReagan]

What's your name scumbag?!?!

Meredith

[GothicEmoChick18]

Well no shit.

[k5lta]

"Do you suck dicks?!?!" XD LMAO

yes do more Hartman prank calls!!!!

[darthvader694988]

MORE MORE MORE

[baznian]

This is wal mart

Well I admire your honesty

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MOCCALDI1966]

This the best!!!

[silversword125]

this was too great... exellent vid made me laugh so hard

[TurdBlossom95]

@silversword125 What I am to do ;)

[jayjames1978]

Whats youre name fat body?!

[cctitansfan]

Sergent Hartman is such an awesome character.Fucking funny

[BeastlyDean]

This is Walmart

Well..no shit

[GIGAR4]

HILARIOUS! ROFL :D

[harrison28514]

Dear people of the internet, a major breakthrough concerning the vocabulary of the internet has occurred today when I accidentally spilled some WOW into my LOL solution, and a miraculous reaction took place and produced what it has been proved to be "lwowl:" Perfect for this video, about which you laughed so hard and want to say WOW at the same time. Cheers everybody!

[Tyler9137]

whats the creature at 1:08?

[MrSinister1979]

@Tyler9137 That is Jocelyn Wildenstein, AKA "the Bride Of Wildenstein". Her face has been ruined not by an accident, but by her addiction to cosmetic surgery. Sad thing is, she apparently thinks she looks awesome O_O

[EDDIEinWAR]

do you suck dicks?...ok

xD

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

this is wal-mart

I admire your honesty! xD

[PlasticSubdivision]

This is pretty funny...

[2610jkell]

Oh shit I can't stop laughing. my heart is going to stop.