EA Intern Video 2006

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[RockUpYourAss]

yeah fix ur bugs cause EA sux right now

[RayC124]

EA stop fucking around and fix your bugs

[xapemanx]

nowonder their games are fucking shit

[joeblow60604]

What's the name of the last song that plays, the one that begins at 4:20?

[alliwalk]

I would fire any intern that made something this retarded. On sight.

[djluiggi15]

pongan en you tube:

daniel bebe matinee gracioso

art attack magico gracioso caracas

la comunion de hercilia

[wtfabulous]

yo ya'll are so gay. I rather play w/ girls than other dudes, lmao

[Bradly1337]

I guess this is why the BF2 Patches SUCK ASS. EA please hire ppl that actually care about their products.

[Marvinworldwide]

i see it's true you don't work hard tp get money

[cmonbugmenot]

damn they got some ugly ass interns working there

[JayMichigan]

This is the lamest PR video I've seen since that fake rap about the PSP. Not even the laziest of interns would produce a nerf-gun fight so lacking in intensity. That "casual, low-budget look" came straight from upper management. L-A-M-E.

[geist89]

If you think you'll make good money off of having nerf gun fights, shooting billiards, and playing Xbox, you are sadly mistaken.

[1slapnuts1]

lucky people, i want would lov to work for EA, help make Command and conquer, or I would love to work for Konami and work on the metal gear solid series

[Onishima2K6]

don't get too jealous... it really isn't that great.Trust me.

[cris5757]

fheuk iu, lytl sit. iu bass terd. bych, EA ruls

[Heraldocosta]

I WANNA WORK AT EA!!!!

[mustbehiggy]

AHh, EA you bastards the song at 1.46 IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN! Is from Earth And Beyond - one of your best games that you monkeys took offline!!! If not, please someone tell me where else it's from 'cause I remember it from somewhere and I think it's EnB!

[MHavok]

MAN WTF IZ DIS SHIT

[VenomXv]

fuck EA

[fptp01]

no wonder why their games are getting gayer by the second.

[ochocinco77]

so sad!!

[solorzano9]

los  videos son groseros

[lilblewskydragon]

Soo... where do you sign up for this internship thing?

[asocb4]

at 5:17 is that a guy or a girl ANSWER ME

[LAWLProduction]

a girl I think, I think I saw a bra-strap and if you look in the water it's blurry but it looks like breasts

[joeblow60604]

What's the name of the last song that plays, the one that begins at 4:20?

[kmacher]

what was the music at the beginning?

[HHracing]

EA sucks, their games are horrible if it wasn't for the fact that they bought the exclusive rights to the NFL the company would probably be struggling right now. 2K sports kicked Maddens ass towards the end so what does EA do? They just start buying everybody out so they don't compete. Simply garbage, without competition games will suffer everytime. EA is like the Borg from startrek.

[sharpey3000]

Thats not true

[kakatuup]

*****ROCKSTAAAAAAR*****

[umutalkim]

rockstar rocks!

[EvilEvil66]

TERRIBLE VIDEO

[jazza32]

if they cant make a half decent video how can they make games?

[Wolfpac87]

WTF is this shit???? walking in slow motion???/ are you guys in the new movie Superbad??... EA SUCKS! support 2K7!!!

[mikedarling905]

wow that is interesting way to have a job. I am going out on a limb by saying they are lucky to have done that. what i wouldnt do to be able to shoot nerf guns on the job.,

[fbi100]

fucking sux FUCK EA BITCH ASS

[DirtCheap]

fun to make but damn this sucks Lol

[jocbaker69]

i now see why EA games suck so much dick

[Foxrider1252]

I was gonna say the same thing.....lol

[Gonchino]

Se ve que la pasan muy bien!!

Que bueno seria estar ahi!

Saludos!

[corbanmugz]

OMG! they are all such fucking dorks it's no wonder why all there game's have gone to shit.

[VJRevelation]

They need to hire interns so they can be staffed. Since executives have enough profit to pay fortheir salaries only. Since the International Coalation of all the military around the world boycotted EA. Bring back Earth and Beyond and you will stop losing 40%+ a year. US NAVY 7th Fleet Boycotts EA.

[DrushTMswe]

Explains what? that they might have a more awesome workplace then before? since they obviously get along just fine with eachoter and "joke around" ?

[ProfeTa6]

This explains ALOT, seeing as EA is getting worse and worse.

[anarchious]

u have to be white or Asian to get an internship at EA... i was totaly qualified and everything and they rejected me... b/c im black son of a bitch... racist bitches... i have great game ideas but soon as i pulled a black main character they was like NO

[theguardians1217]

does every video company has nerf attacks or wat lol like rly

[Adamtehgreat]

...

:(

[kancyr3]

um hmmmm, gay i should come to your house and kick your chinese ass because that was totally gay that was the gayest of gay and if you post something again im going to ea to kick all your gay ass's

[killermonk101]

boooooooooooo

[kkfn]

gay gay gay

[andresxray]

wow your work its hard jaja wtf

[Karmatwisted]

What the heck is the point of this, I'm around the age of the kids on the video and I actually want to get into this industry and this just deters me

[luisal20]

rofl

[Crimmyblues]

You forgot to show the part where the management occasionally comes down to beat you and tell you to work faster.

[MONAHAN61]

Now we know why EA is going downhill.

[comedyguy911]

Not to be rude or anything. . . But if possible, can you tell those fuck heads to fix up Battlefield2: Modern Combat?

[demon135]

that modelin guy(on 3:10-3:15)is cute xD

[xkenny09]

This is awesome..I hope I can get an internship at EA someday..that'd be great...even though I've got 2 years before I even start college

[fu3ledbysteve]

wow that indian guy sucks at golf

[mewgaman]

haha nicely said

[snefD]

if u want to make money on-line go to adbux and please use dfens as a referral. thanks

[CmlDexter]

well u guys hate cuz its the biggest game company in the world, but just because i dont care if its power hungry, or evil corporation, in the end what every game developer wants to make is money, thats why he make games, to get money from them.... Well pretty much i dont care for whatever they are, or the brand, as long it is a good game ill play it, im not just gonna NOT play Crysis because crytek bought EA

[INT4RW3BL0RD]

"in the end what every game developer wants to make is money"

Not if they're indies, which is exactly what makes indie gaming so awesome. The thing with EA is not that they want money, it's that they want money for shit games.

[tnsxbdyc]

Are you guys even allowed to show this? Also your video only goes up to 1:29(at least on my computer).

[paradigm12345]

anyone know where to get those storage things hanging down from the ceiling @ 2:47?

[gambittommy]

IKEA

[thanat432]

Jo-Ann's Fabrics is having a sale on them.

[1989446886]

fuck ea i lost 2 games to that shit

[Darkjedi195]

seriously

[legendofonestar]

oh, and this video was stupid as hell

[legendofonestar]

god i hate EA

i will never EVER buy an ea game

anyone with half a brain can steal it online

DONT GIVE EA YOUR MONEY

[wrath231]

stop selling betas as the real deal

[ArchaicDefiler]

you people are fucking idiots. They're the programmers. That's what they do when there's nothing to work on. And for the bit where they were taking pics, they have to do that to find textures for the games, and ideas for architecture.

[sterling0]

I must have missed the programming, cause i dodnlt see any games being made, If this is the ass clowing they actually do, no wonder the had to shelve so many betas

[billy123456789]

go to..........ROMEO AND JULIET BACK IN BLACK

[leonkennedy1]

omg stupid, someone already mentioned this but really they look really stupid trying to walk in slow motion.

[mardepz]

WOW LOOK AT THOSE GUYS OMFG, WHAT A BUNCH OF FRUSTRATED CHUMPS, fkn losers

[10thMeu]

And people actually consider buying EA games

[acx123]

STUPID CLOWNS!

bring back the professionalism of wall street!!!

we programmers should not be typified by this cheap shorts wearing bubble gum chewing brigade!!!

[evaldaz]

wtf? they don't know how to slow down the video playback?? so instead they are trying to walk in 'slow motion'??? wtf is this?

[masteradaam]

maybe they aren't trying to walk slo-mo, maybe its a terrible contagious brain problem

[macsftw]

Too much money spent on the nice offices not enough developing good games :)

[LurkerPatrol]

Seriously. So what the hell is it that you guys actually do?

[macsftw]

i don't work at EA, i believe they are a money hungry and evil corporation

[zev007]

Amen to that.

[macsftw]

did you know that there offices cost in excess of $2000000 dollars or so,same with the DICE offices just see the "Electronic Arts L.A. VIP Tour" video to have a look

[ioport]

I've heard what pricks the people at EA are. They treat their employees like shit.

[xxdetinatorxx]

this is sad

[MikePaixao]

eheh, this was NOT MADE BY EA... it was made by interns... interns are bassically the companies writoff for free employees on trial basis

in other words, they are given the most minuscul tasks, not exactly heavy on production, less they prove themselves, wich gives them a chance to one day become full fledged employee, a helping hand to get into the industry more or less

and all the good stuff is from EA montreal in Canada :D

[sheilafos44]

Looks like a REALLY cool job. Kids are so lucky, when I was leaving high school, the only art in college was "fine art" and "commercial art" I just wish there were more cool games, the only one ive liked is UNDYING, when is Barker's new one coming out?

[indieKook]

-Now ı understand why does EA always on Pretty-SHiTty Games =@

[dragonfoe]

I'm sure you started out with a concept, just where was it lost, at the part where the bodies lay on the floor with fake darts in them or the part where you were trying to show how much fun it is to work at EA?

[delldell81]

this is gay as shit. faggots

[2112Gauge]

Wow this is more pointless than your moms chest.

[SEB3600]

wat do u do to get an internship in EA once im old enough id like to get an internship

[daverocks11]

My guess is that you had to be there.

[tgmonster2]

if your an itern you porbly live with your parents.

[tgmonster2]

omg azn noobs.

[bunyip]

this is pretty much what any decent internship is like at a videogame company...or an animation company for that matter.

[jgoudeau207]

Checkout what the italians are doing on Milano Black and white movie-GOLD

[lkrmouse]

so, all together, how many degrees do you all have?

[tiagonirvana]

i livide 7 yeas on the US and 85% the people i meet or have seen were all 'tards

[middeleastmusician]

get a life loosers!

[Mortikhan]

tiagonirvana, since when did an EA Intern video represent the United States? I do have to add, is what they were doing instead of patching my game>? Ass-hats...

[tiagonirvana]

omg you americans are so f'ckin retards!!!

[polosj13]

yo will you please shut the hell up? I'm so sick of people dissing on americans. Yes, we have our fair share of idiots. Everywhere you go you will find these people. America is no different from anywhere else in that respect so take that into account before being so quick to judge.

[Karascool]

Hmmm mabye I should get a job at EA so I can spent my whole summer getting payed to play nerf.

[eventhorizon]

Um, yeah... interns aren't employees. Interns don't get paid.

[Karascool]

Actually some intern positions that I have seen do pay you.

[Karascool]

EA its in the game that you already played last year.

[grambo22]

Nice try retards, no one is buying the PR.

[ridestowe]

i especially like the repeated glimpses of the "no overtime" signs, obviously put in place because of EA spouse but most likely not affecting much, other than producing crappier games because they cant pay overtime hours.

[dhfjkwhjfb]

It's ludicrous misrepresentations like this that completely warp the public's conception of what it's like to work in the video game industry. The opinion that EA is sheer evil is universally shared by all I know who previous worked there.

These guys should stick to "Tightening up the graphics on level 3".

[Juggler1711]

this makes suicide WAY more appealing.  jk, but it sucked.

[Gekko17]

i agree with MikePaixao

assholes who start pulling thin gs uout of their asses

they show u all what they have, they don't spend all their time playing, think a bit please

nice vid

and nice game rooms ;) lol

[Coconutpro]

gotta check out "Vampire - Out of the Coffin"

[MasterHD]

wow, they try to walk in slow motion instead of just slowing the playback. Who edited this video!? They are the future of EA? god save us.

[maximummonkey]

lol funniest part was the putt. it went like a foot and it cut to him cheering. Man this vid sucked. omg they have a billiards table at EA and play puzzle bobble. Now we all know why their games suck. well i'll be fair and say only 80% of them suck ass.

//end rant

[Antikrist666666]

Oh the humanity! I guess the idea was to show how "whacky and fun" it is to work at EA...too bad all the participants in the video comes of as total retards.

[observer75]

Bunch of gooks. No wonder their games suck balls.

[MikePaixao]

lol the video was not about the games EA made, was more about the atmosphere of the company

Loved the video, I also work for a game company.. and nerf gun fights are a constant danger :P

for anyone else who doesnt know, the reason big game companies have these riddiculous random playing and massive game entertainment rooms is usually to try and keep employees happy so they dont quit on them :P

[TiG3R007]

omg, gimme my minute back!

[Froogleplex]

where do i apply for a job?

[durnando]

UBER GAY

[Duke88Nukem]

EA SUCKS !!!!!!!!!

[fireupgaz]

You guys wouldn't know the first thing about sports. Get back to your computers where you belong.

[bundas]

ha ha ha ha ha ha! hiyooo! seriously though, the video's shit.

[Rafronova]

EA sucks. All they have is the sports. No they don't have Burnout they just published it.

[Stag8]

So what, again, was the point of all that? =S

Go work.

[andynethesurf]

They should have told them to fix BF2 while they were there its been like 2 years and its still fucked.

[ilostmyrealacc]

goverments never meant shit ... i can get every illegal game on the internet for cheaper price than here ...i dont care about governments because they suck ... u suck governments .... u suck

[KingOfTheNubies]

Quick buy another software house..then make 50 sequels of whatever original game they came up with.

ITS THE EA way lol..EA the KFC of software.

[negroidlattes1234]

fucking losers.

[gitarman500]

what about the burnout series and all the ea sport games oh wait you fucking nerds dont play sports i forgot my bad.

[BLUEC0RE]

k.... so?

[mattmn459]

Ok.

[Kirzan66]

Sports are meant to be played OUTSIDE.

[elements806]

What about table tennis? And basketball? And Olympic Swimming?

[btf4nier]

Wow, this video is as shitty as their games.

[Infinity161]

I guess when EA puts out the same sorry games every year unchanged, this is all their people have to do.

[Nigga2121]

the only good games EA has ever made was: need for speed underground 1+2 and most wanted. the rest sucked.

[elements806]

Thats quite an arguement you pose. I'm sure if anybody ever has any questions about which games are good, they'll come to you. Jackass.

[sakuramy16]

WTF???? O___O i  don't understand

[uomemutube]

that's why EA games sucks

[neoduke007]

that was quite funny lol most of these comments are quite serious and negative lightening up its a spoof of what they are not doing and a good one at it too and lol some even were dum enough to ask dont let these interns in those were the interns that came in and got shot also a joke as if they are bad interns They must of had fun working at ea dont let that fool you they probably did a lot of work dont forget intern=not paid but does equal work as a paid worker in the hope to get a job there

[Coconutpro]

You gotta catch "Vampire - Out of the Coffin."

[vmelkon]

I don't understand

[RGBandit]

whats with the don't let these interns in sign?

[rossmartinet]

stupid

[Fachwash]

Damn this for wasting my time! What total, unimaginative crap!

[ryebot]

crap, interns

[deathwinghorde]

That was so gay!

[katiepeanut]

Awesome funny! lol have u ever wanted to feel like your swimming in a cloud?? I got to .. check out my little video of me filming it .. also i have other videos of my cute bunny , and PARIS! the paris! who i saw in LA with my cus!

[AoiSkywalker]

This is what EA is spending MY gamer dollars on. Wow. nice.

GET ALL PRO FOOTBALL 2K8. THE SPORTS GAME OF THE YEAR. EAT IT EA. EAT IT.

[EthanRobinson1]

john vanderslice. nice.

[mcshagzwell]

ftt

[ludosophist]

No substance and a complete misrepresentation of what its like to work in the industry.

EA's 2006 profit margin was 2.5%, thats pathetic.