BAD DATES!?!!!

[JNathanK2011]

is that Onison or whatever his name is?

[samissoodd]

@JNathanK2011 yup it was

[eddiecampbellonline]

check out 44 Horrible Dates :)

[xPiratesLifex]

Shut the fuck up. Cover up your face. Show e your tits.

[videogirl201]

worse date i have ever been one: my 18 year old boyfriend invited his mom on the date with us

[jellybones09]

The main thing I learned from this video is that this particular girl likes to be treated like shit by the guys she dates. Such an insightful video.

Keep em coming.

[Amandork456]

what kinda guyz have u been datin?

[ernesto010101]

i love you........... <3

[InMeMoRyOfCasper]

i'm sorry, what? i was too busy staring at your cleavage

[yavinforce]

tiggo bits

[LAHippieChick]

ONISON rocks!!

[replytoomyass]

@LAHippieChick No he doesn't he really, really doesn't.

[ElleOhElleHilarious]

Worst date? Went to the movies, paid for EVERYTHING.( Usually I wouldn't mind but he didn't even offer to go halfsies.) He told me his ex had a pregnancy scare and wouldn't talk to the girl and told me "not to worry because he's changed." He also talked about getting caught by his mother having sex on the couch. Then tried to put his arm around me an kiss me during the movie (forcefully). After the movie he took me to his house to "talk" and wouldn't drive me home when I asked.. worst date ever.

[AppalachianKnight77]

IS THIS THE CHICK FROM HANNAH MONTANA???

[thekindred999]

yes but anyways the worst date ive ever been on. umm i talked to this girl on myspace for about a half hour she was a virgin. talked her into dating me. about an hour later talked her in fking me. she wasnt lying she was virgin. about two hours later she told me she loved me. lol i got scared and took off.

[voltage497]

@thekindred999 dumbass dont run u could told here not yet dumbass

[thekindred999]

ummmm mr. the homeless ninja uhhhhh you're a freak hahahaha well im a freak to just in my only little way o.O ooooooo purple squirel no but seriously dude she may be pretty but you don't have to post shit about her tits or anything else sexually just think it in your head for all i fking care just leave the girl alone and let the rest of us freaks get our entertainment without having to see a bunch of pricks like you harrassing a talented and young lady at work. so stfu please :))

[SecretSilverForest]

The worst date you can have is never having a date~~~~

[MaximumGKB8]

WTF!!! Hahaha Crazy ass Mofo

[thefrizzter]

Awww for a second I thought the guy at 1:08 was SHANE DAWSON... NED!!!!

[GTMMann]

I am sure she is one of the Quintessentially Quiverz members. Very hot!

[xXMegii3Xx]

deal breaker- Told me he had a two week time limit on girls. If they didn't give it up in that amount of time he left them.... blech

[arcencielstylin]

I went on a date w/ someone that could barley speak english and had a heavy accent. He was super into me and I wasn't into him. >.< LoL

[cortes1988]

I never been on a date before. :-P

[xXxWiNtErxXxafi]

ONISION!!!!!

[marqubra]

its killin her

[kozzie18]

Deal breaker is he tells u he loves u 3 days after he asks u out

[CyborgAtheist]

Deal breaker: boyfreind is onision

Deal maker: boyfreind is MANIX!

[soMeRandoM670]

deal breaker: wants my dick on first date

[amendria]

@soMeRandoM670 OMG xD

[soMeRandoM670]

@amendria

XD, just shows has no respect of giving me possible STI/STD XD like paying for sex, u pay with exchange of STI :D

[HumfreyTheGoofyCamel]

@ChurchyMcChurch

seriously? you assume she's an atheist because she has date preferences and expectations?

i've heard some shit from bible bashing maniacs, being atheist doesn't mean you're a bad person or lack common morals, I am an atheist and i know what is right and wrong, i just don't throw my life away to control and become a brainwashed prune.

oh and @lacigreen, nice videos :)

shut up bitch and make me a sandwich!

[ChurchyMcChurch]

Biggest deal breaker: she has to be an atheist.

[MadOldPete]

@ChurchyMcChurch I thought most people choosing to be atheists were logical thinkers, but I guess you're an exception to the rule.

[ChurchyMcChurch]

@MadOldPete I dated a religious girl before. I don't want to get involved with another one. Have you heard of Dawkins' Spectrum of Theistic Probability? I would date a girl who is 3, 4, 5, or 6. It's my personal choice. I see where you're coming from. Maybe it makes me close minded, but I've been there and I'm not looking to repeat the past.

[MadOldPete]

@ChurchyMcChurch that's fair enough, I just think that people who are dogmatic and brainwashed need to be distinguished from those who have their critical faculties but have a deeply rooted belief in something beyond human experience. I'm guessing that's what the Spectrum represents.

[urbansambo]

i love onision



[CreationsEpic]

Deal Breaker: They don't like Harry Potter

[Mrules123]

@CreationsEpic indeed that is a deal breaker!

[Shuvoverfatty]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y DONT YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF

[Shokoden]

im a guy and i kinda hate it when my date has a penis

[Sammieboo95]

this guy i went on a date with was rubbing all up on me.... like on my legs during the movie and it was our first date.. yea very uncomfortable i culdnt wait to get out of there

[Yokailo]

Dealbreaker: Dumb guys. :P

I do not want to have to explain what the EU is. (I'm from Europe :P)

[peacefulyetviolent]

ONISION!!!!! :DDD

[SylvanBL00d]

MANNIX! :D



[kidOppertunity]

I went on a first date, the guy asked me what faeces was,and asked me if pillowpants the vagina troll was real.

And all he spoke about was failblog and youtube guitar tutorials.

He was fricking 19 at the time.

[Marie3rin]

@kidOppertunity oomgg LOL I feel sooo bad for you!

[STraWbERrysTARshIp1]

i went on a date to a movie with this guy we had been dating for awhile so he shows up wit his ear buds in i ask him wat hes listening to and he say nothing they just make me look kool and he kept them in the hole time that when i realived i cant date a guy who care more about looking kool then spending time wit me it was soooo bad

[1998Loz]

Waiiit ....??? Did Yoou Say,You DIDN`t Have A Vaginnna ?

[McBlemmen]

lol reminds me of the guild ... shh .. shut up ... shut your face ... its going to be okay

[vlaknall]

I dated a chick once who wanted to talk for like an hour on the phone every single night. Drove me bat shit crazy. Got out of there in a hurry.

[sephoraorbust77]

Ive never been on an official date you a guy. i know its sad. im almost 15.

[JulesManson]

The former is how men actually feel about Venereal Disease day. Okay, I do not believe most men would set out to purchase a service from a stranger. I only added this for humor. o_~

[JulesManson]

Happy go-shopping-to-buy-a-trivial-g­ift-for-your-love-so-that-she-­does-not-get-her-feelings-hurt­-because-she-bought-in-to-the-­corporate-propaganda-and-you-d­o-not-find-yourself-alone-on-a­-day-when-all-you-really-wante­d-to-do-is-to-love-and-hold-he­r-,-okay-you-wanted-to-body-sl­am-her-too-,-and-so-that-you-d­o-not-find-yourself-having-to-­pay-ten-times-the-amount-for-s­ex-than-what-a-simple-gift-to-­your-love-would-have-cost-you-­,-from-a-stranger-you-were-onl­y-half-attracted-to Day!!!

[JulesManson]

Laci, you are amazing. Why hasn't some major media company picked you up yet and gave you your own sitcom or educational series? I await your answer.

[AtreyuNumber1Fan]

ONISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slimjim9696]

hold down 5



[60s70s80s90smusic]

her personality is hypnotizing its not her breats at all.....

[ajarronjohnson]

The phrase"JUST LET IT HAPPEN" my boyfriend uses lol the last time he came up behind me and started rubbing my turn on place by my hips and slabbed me into the wall and said just let it happen...then got all bubbley and said awhhhh baby your already showing!!(: and skipped away.....IM NOT PREGNATE AND IM NOT FAT WTHHH!! roflmao

[Egganj]

so if i act like a "bad boy" i'll get lade??? OMG!!!OMG!!!

F*ck lade!!!! i want to be nice to people!!!

[60s70s80s90smusic]

@Egganj no if your good looking rich its acceptable to be an asshole

[Egganj]

@60s70s80s90smusic

there is no acceptable for an asshole no matter how rich or good looking he/she is...at least for me...

[60s70s80s90smusic]

@Egganj thats good to hear u made a nice guys day today... or girl?

[CharlieRaye]

Biggest deal breaker so far was this really cute guy that fit corny pickup lines into the conversation. And said he picked the Blue juice cause it reminded him of me cause my eyes are blue... (He was a player though and had like two girlfriends So don't Always go on what you see hear or smell ;))

[TheRyanBerlin]

ONISION!



[firareou]

My worst date was where a guy got his twin brother to sit in for him while he went off and cheated on me!

[live1234561]

she keeps saying she has a penis i think im starting to believe she does...

[callidad]

@live1234561 fuuta alert.

[Cockpuncher1000]

You have very nicee.... eyes...

[Karnezar]

The first guy was epic...

[put1t1nh]

One thumb down for onionson. But two thumbs up for, you know, you're two deal makers.

[DamnAllSoulsDeparted]

My worst date was with the girl I eventually married. She caught me checking out the waitress that was flirting with me. Then after dinner while driving her home she was bitching at me for the waitress she got pissed because I was checking out these two girls in the car next to us at the stoplight. She ended up going out with me again, she started a fight with my sister whe she gave me hug at dinner before I could tell her she was my sister.

[KrazieED]

Are you a dumb slut or what?

[CrapChannel99]

its a total deal breaker if the girl tells me she has a 'youtube channel' where she tries to look pretty and talks about boring stuff.... those vids which u cant manage to watch even 30 seconds...

[cortes1988]

I never been on a date before in my life but I know they suck.

[furqanrauf]

what a date? lol

[AirsoftMarine100]

i actually am a southern man not a redneck but a southern man and there are just certain things that are not done on dates and you just described most of them.

[12eebok]

Jesus FUCKIN Christ! Look at those beautiful mounds of flesh bounce jiggle around, boobiiiiiessss!

[TheHomelessNinja]

hmm well i've watched about 15 videos of yours...gotta say i've seen more comments about yer breast than anything else. does anyone use youtube for the entertainment/educational value...? aren't there hundreds of free pr0n sites? btw are those yer real eyes or contacts? if they're real hella beautiful! if not...well cool contacts :p

[pretension0]

@TheHomelessNinja Guys typically want the girls they can't get, and you sound like one of them with the "beautiful eyes" statement. Stalker!!!

[TheHomelessNinja]

@pretension0 lol.

[MissTeenPregnancy]

@TheHomelessNinja her vids are based upon her breasts - by her. That's why she positions the camera to look down at her cleavage. Her plan, her agenda, her choice. Just like MissHanna Minx

[turoniner]

@TheHomelessNinja Porn doesn't satisfy as much as this. Porn ends up being pretty dumb. It's just a bunch of genitalia. Watching a hot chick on youtube is different. It feels more like you're talking to a real person, which is always hotter than seeing a bunch of slimy privates. So that's where the youtube creepers like us are comin from!

[summzzxoxo]

Onision is always a dealbreaker.

[SuperHunterHawk]

Biggest Deal Breaker: Me in general, i tend to not ask out women for the fact that i cant find anyone that seems somewhat like me, someone who actually thinks and has a thought, and fyi all the pretty or beautiful ones are not taken, mainly because guys do not know the simple act of just asking them out :)

[MrWezlum18]

Biggest deal breaker: when she sounds ANYTHING like Mr. Garrison.

[LionGoddess1]

who needs men.. :P

[jaket61]

biggest deal breaker- when i realize that a girl is tying to bitchwhip mr- which pretty much always happens

[hyuugaamida]

Boooooooobs (someone had to say it)

[hockeychick1231]

On my first date he took me to an art museum and after asked me which painting turned me on the most, his was the racoon in the sewer!!!!

[MissLollipopLover]

@hockeychick1231 HAHAHAHAHAHA...that's hilarious.

[shosegood]

I went on this date once where we went to a car wash (ok, cool idea and all) but he would not stop groping me! (omg, privacy, anyone?) BAD DATE!!!

[laurenandmaeve1026]

Me and a guy friend trying out dating, six flags and puke on my lap .... Nuf said

[gwb911]

well since u secretly looove alpha males... TITS OR GTFO!!!!

[THESTON3RRR]

Biggest deal breaker: When the chick has a man laugh... *shivers*

[TheHomelessNinja]

@THESTON3RRR Or man hands. poor jerry had to deal with em.

[Treefrogs2]

yeah, kinda weird to assume how someone who looks female, acts female, presents as female has a vagina. what a world

[LLLeeeeeeeee]

Yeah, when people start complaining too much about their lives on the first date. Also equally annoying is when someone just keeps talking about/dwelling on the past.

I don't care about your fucking stories!

here's an Idea, let's make some new ones!

[NickyChanSaying]

why do girls date douchebags/Assholes?

seriously wtf they don't care about them

and that's why kids Asians like me don't get no love :(

[MadOldPete]

@NickyChanSaying wtf has being Asian got to do with it?

[DrawMapleLol]

lol i was like watching then my mom enter snd she saw in my screen the sex and i and i was like.. (Busted) then she tuk my computer::O Well Ty:D awsome Vids~

[gwb911]

@DrawMapleLol steal something of her's.... see, life takes balance. oh, and don't say u took it. do it for the lulz kid!!!

[Helloilization]

lol @ onision

[thatfunnguy1]

shes really hot

[SteefVG]

Let's see my deal breaker? If she is an air headed moron that's good for nothing to talk too and cannot comprehend anything else besides a mall, hair styling, more mall, girl friend time, and of course the mall and does not enjoy a random and fun life and lives without excitement! Yes there are people like that out there we call them bimbos to be polite :)

[GamingVidsPs3]

My deal breaker is when the hot blonde thats hitting on me asks me if i wanna have a threesome with her twin sister, than offers me money for it.

[CSavercool05]

your eye make up is uneven.

[kerilove1]

what is it that you say at the end of yall ur videos!??!

[ReniWuzHere]

@kerilove1 "Peace be with everyone... except your mom, ooh!" "What?"

[kerilove1]

@ReniWuzHere lol thanks.. every time i was like what is she saying!! :)

[nja122890]

Biggest dealbreaker: Complaining about family, especially that their parents didn't put enough money in their account.

The money gets to me mostly because I live on the money that I earned. The only monetary input from my parents is my tuition. My rent, bills, and expenses are all on me.

[katiebugg517]

you said something about speaking the same language- i like an exchange student :)

[deleteall2000]

what's wrong with sacrificing small animals? and why does youtube keep interrupting my videos with comercials about crack and... wheat thins? dubbayu tee eff, yo?

[Darksunshinerain87]

Wtf? Wow I just saw Mannix the Pirate!

[reaperdeth56]

my biggest deal breaker, insanity, and not like the crazy cute kind i like that a little crazy is great

i mean the stalker first date means marriage type of crazy

[Poya6666]

I was busy looking at her boobs...so whats this vid about?

[ggarcia84]

Tattoos are my biggest turnoff. I see an attractive young woman then I see a damn tramp stamp. Why would girls do that to themselves?

[yale120]

biggest deal breaker: smoking

[Denny8128]

@yale120 YES

[COOPZILON]

my number laci 07883638054

for the perfect date

[JHutchytennis]

My boyfriend is french and when we went on our first date he couldn't speak english. Now he learned english, with my help, and I'm attending school in France to learn french.

[AyngLe]

I love Onision, hes UBER funny!!!

[BeeStigg]

midgets are my biggest deal breaker

[knulfine]

had a first date with a woman who told me ALL her bad experiences in live. Finally she told me about her girlfriend and that they where not happy in bed. << big nono. i brought her to the train after that and never called back

[candyCOATEDlvr]

Dealbreaker: when they pay absolutely no attention to you... Umm... When they are clingy... And when all they can do is stare at your no nos. Lol

[squashya]

booooooooooooooooooobs

[Unrealshade]

oh you were being ironic. well it scared me though, you never know women you don't know... if you know what i mean?! :P

[Unrealshade]

huh, YOU wearing make-up/ eye liner thingy?? :(

and you seemed to somehow like the asshole man :O really??

[P1ng1103]

onision!!!

[sNaYkE15]

I was on a date just tonight and it went great but I noticed this guy across the restaurant from me was on his phone when his date was just sitting there!!! wtf? She had a look on her face and I could tell she was never gonna go anywhere with that guy again!

[TheMystikalmage]

One guy took me to a bikini bar on our first date for wings. It would have been fine, but I was kind of hoping for somewhere that wasn't so loud you can't even talk and the guy you're dating is drooling hot sauce all over his chin each time the server walks by.

[ebearz94]

biggest deal breaker is if they dont have straight teeth and if they arent clean! you need to have really good teeth!

[Dervanon]

lol the guys are the coolest xD

[Kenion2k]

You allways make things out. I saw you las night doing it in the jacuzzi with Ken the Doll.

[twinkletoesnostalgia]

hey HELIGOLAND43 if you nit pick on one thing she was sarcastic about why not nit pick the whole video. i cant stand sappy stuck on you guys. they blow the donkeys arse. but a man who is masculine.... might be a bit raging at times.... sexy. any man who looks at me like he's gonna rape me is done before we start the date.

[TheDezmona]

JIGGLY BEWBS!

[SoleilOmbre]

LOLOLLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

[ElRows]

no smoking

[miinouche36]

My deal breaker is that the guy/ girl wants a child.

[coyotltoltecatl619]

@AMakino08 wow that dude doest noe how to treat a girl

[Metallifreak656]

onision ftw

[elaminders]

laci you are so beautiful, if you lived near me i would so ask you out

[lacigreen]

@Heligoland43 Uh oh, someone needs to get a sense of humor!

[Heligoland43]

@lacigreen Uh oh, someone is hiding behind their sense of humor! \o/

I'm really not the only person to get that from this vid, if you look at your comments. I don't know what note you think you're hitting but it's the wrong one.

[COWCHUNK]

@lacigreen I'd also like to point out that "feminist" is the opposite of the word you're thinking of, Heligo.

[DeathOfLadybugs]

@Heligoland43 O_O Uhmm....did your humor die some time. I mean, I didn't think it was funny, not my type of humor, but you should know it was a joke....geez...people..

[Heligoland43]

@DeathOfLadybugs No, you didn't find it funny because it wasn't a funny joke and it wasn't delivered well. And I didn't find it funny because it wasn't funny, and it also offended me. If it had made me laugh, I might have forgiven her.

[DeathOfLadybugs]

@Heligoland43 Yea, it wasn't really funny at all, but obviously it was a joke. Even if it offended you, it was fake.

[ArmagonAuthor]

Biggest deal breakers... Hygiene (dude... shower already!), independence (don't cling to me!), compassion (don't be a duche), and sense of humour (no... really. Make me LAUGH!).

Anyone agree with these?

[lacigreen]

@ArmagonAuthor Meeee!!!

[seeaeytch]

@lacigreen Are you even capable of thinking in a non-chaotic fashion? It's like you're attempting to form strong convictions about specific types of people that sort of appear to exhibit signs of mental disorder, but then you jump to the next example before you can even begin to form an actual concept of a complete spectrum. You deal with issues that involve massively popular, ultra shallow discriminating aspects of life, only to simply confirm that you're consumed by the hysteria it generates.

[powelllapwert]

@seeaeytch I couldnt agree more just couldnt articulate myself that well....she would make a good anchor or actress

[TheSickness14]

@lacigreen I guess I now know we share something in common...?

[TheDezmona]

@ArmagonAuthor girls never make me laugh, they just expect me to make them laugh... why should i if they dont ? :<

[ArmagonAuthor]

@TheDezmona

That is a very good point, actually. If a girl isn't putting in the effort to make sure that the guy is having a good time as well, then it isn't a well-balanced relationship. Girls should try and lighten up the mood too.

[TheDezmona]

@ArmagonAuthor Those girls are pretty rare, and btw, <3 supernatural

[ArmagonAuthor]

@TheDezmona

It's kind of a societal view that girls aren't supposed to be funny. Sad, but true. I'm not saying to blame the tabloids or anything, but a lot of women don't even realize that guys LIKE it when they have brains.

And that's awesome! Best show EVA!

[MrSkyflyhigh]

@ArmagonAuthor awsome!

[sucideduett]

some chick asked me to eff her dad and her boyfriend.....so she could watch i waz like uh........YES jk jk jk i said wtf hellz no!!

[muffinsandbuttons]

biggest deal breaker: dirty sanchez.

[Kharmatos13]

I like chicks who like semi-clingy guys cuz i luv's me snuggle time!

[Kharmatos13]

so lacy likes to be treated like a dirty slut and abused housewife? DEAL BREAKER. Not cool. the third dude was a total dick and she liked it. lame.

[muffinsandbuttons]

@Kharmatos13 its a joke haha funny joke. silly. p.s. i love snuggle time too

[riser202]

A big turnoff for me is when the girl has a penis...;)

[lacigreen]

@riser202 I think traps are pretty hot.

[CrackeLackin666]

@lacigreen not bad...ummm...ok(?)

[skillman01]

@lacigreen Are you really a 4chan addicted or like normal? xD

[milesbennettdyson]

@lacigreen IT'S A TRAP! :P

[ComeToMyCupcakeParty]

no lie i kinda like clingy boys, i like when a boy wants to be with me but ill most likely get bored quicker, and if you push us away we'll pursue more.

[ComeToMyCupcakeParty]

iv been on alot of bad dates but nothing that severe mainly its just awkward silences and no talking and uh yeah lol but i wont lie, some of that is my [shynesses] fault :p

[blackwiddow1337]

ZOMGZ ONISION!!!!!

[iiRAZZERii]

O-NI-SI-ON

[Signmacula]

I like your boobs.(DD);)