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  • My neck hurts!!!

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  • Everyone is a fucking sheep. They laugh even when Dave isn't telling a joke. Like, that's scary. As a comedian, you start to be confused whether people are laughing at your jokes or laughing at YOU.

  • @LeSage013 everyone but you right?

  • @NOONOFDOOM Of course. lol. but seriously, I watch his interviews a lot. No wonder he doesn't want to do stand-up anymore. Just look at the video above. He's pouring his heart out, talking serious stuff and people laugh! Even the dumbest, unimportant things he says people laugh. I mean, what the hell man. Do they even stop and analyze the things he says?

  • @LeSage013 have you ever been around anyone who was truly attractive? that level of magnetism and spirit is enough to roust up some laughter out of anyone. now im not sure, but i'd be willing to bet handsomely that dave chappelles soul is incredibly beautiful and has pure intention, that alone is enough to make someone happy to be around him. that, and they might have been drinking all night.

  • Dave is TALENTED :)

  • All right!

  • Dave is a motherfuckin beast...and a genius of rhetoric and comedy...and he deserves any success this fucked up place can afford him

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha i love dave chappelle up close and personal hes so much more of a badass! my fav part is at 3:17 -3:27 haha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! dave chappelle is my role model...

  • @Mike12300A i laughed so damn hard. Dave is a genius as much as i wouldve loved to see more chappelles show, its awesome that he passed up a $50 million dollar deal because his success wasnt giving him real happiness, and he was man enough to realize that.

  • @ around 1:25 or 26......did anybody else here those 2 cunts saying "He's stupid....yea.....I know...bla bla" Go suck an entire bag of dicks, you lowlife cunts!

  • i was and am a mothafuckin beast.. anyone who doubts me, I cashed the check.

  • October 18th :D

  • Shit! i wld find a video of a unicorn having anal sex with Osama bin laden before a found a recent video of Dave!

  • Who was saying he's stupid? And who were they directing that at? Chappelle or Obama?

  • @TheBlacksiphon Probably Dave. They are probably "hot", so they never felt the need to cultivate a personalty or develop their little underpowered brains. (you can almost hear the gears grinding in their head). Hence they don't understand it. Anything that don't understand (which must be an awful lot) is to them...."stupid". Cunts.

  • It's probably the IRS... "This niggas working.." LOOOOL

  • @RustyTinHead i dont know why u'll be insulting people you do not know,ungrateful,u watch n have something negative to say,negativity takes you no where my dear,n i was there cuz i was there n u jealous cuz u werent there. u are a sad person that needs to drink some happiness

  • @BJpurity

    what do u mean ....what did do say ??

  • I was so low today. I suspected i'd get a heart attack or something. It was so shitty i had chest pain. But then i told myself there is Chappelle to make me forget it all!! Love him. Hope it works out 4 both of us.

  • Don't let'em knock your spirits out Dave. You are, were and always will be the greatest comedian ever! Props to the guy who secretly filmed this shit but again fuck him!

  • Chappelle has reached genius level in my opinion. Like Lenny Bruce, Richord Pryor, George Carlin, and Bill Hicks before him!

  • I want to see moar!!!!!

  • moar!!!!

  • "If I want Pussy this is good place to be" ....loool...that joke was for the ladies sitting infront of Dave..loool..Life is not about pussy

  • i wish he would do a tour man i wish i'd buy ever ticket..shit i just wish i knew were he was still doing stand up..i heard he just walked in to the laugh factory and just started making joke..nothing planned or anything

  • @URALLKUNTS lmao isnt that what I said? you should read more thoroughly

  • this couldnt have been 2009 if Obama was still a senator

  • @TheUsuallyForgotten he said last year around his son's birthday

  • @TheUsuallyForgotten He was telling a story about something that happened (past tense)

  • @TheUsuallyForgotten he was speaking in past tense doofus

  • "Gimme your wallet, give ME your wallet" LOL!!

    So true, that's all the options for black actors, criminals....

  • "All this dying five days a work"... tru dat

  • a MUTHA  PHUCKIN BEAST!.

    Don't forget that !

  • dave is a smart fucker.

  • I love Dave like a bigger brother and no I've never met him

  • Damn.I feel bad for Dave.Ya can tell "they" are really fuckin him over.The "Thats what its all come down to..." comment shows it.

  • his white person impersonations are the best.. "get away from my cart nigger! .. these are vegetabes." yeah, it's not from this video.. suck it

  • When he said "they are trying to assassinate our spirits", people dont realize he really meant that literally. He cleverly puts alot of insightful stuff in his jokes, but most people dont realize it.

  • @OGcorey they need to leave him alone man he is gonna be a legen in 50 years

  • "kill yourself -_-".......::audience::BAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

  • @Fusion516 Missed punchline fail?

  • uhhh

    my neck hurts :/

  • sooo fuckin funny lol some pimp shit too 5:14 "If I want pussy, this a good place to be........(looks around the room)..........I don't know what that meant to you."

  • Look up the 'Cheppelle Theory.' It is a website run by a former manager of Dave. He claims to have witnessed the entire situation, firsthand.

    Cheppelle was forced to quit his show by people like Jesse Jackson, Bill Cosby, Oprah, Al Sharpton, etc. They told him to stop his show because he was reinforcing negative black stereotypes with his comedy. Dave simply took a trip to Africa for a month and then the media started releasing FALSE claims about him being messed up on drugs. He was sabotaged.

  • I think Dave is trying to tell the crowd that he's being assaulted from within Hollywood. The elite power-brokers that control Hollywood want Dave because he's the only one who has eluded their control. He's turned his back on their money and fame (control mechanisms) I love Dave for speaking the Truth and having courage

  • @coopersbullhorn You're right, in a way. Look up 'The Chappelle Theory.' You'll see. That's basically what took place. He was forced to stop his show. He didn't choose to do it, from what I've heard.

  • Fuck! october 22 is MY Birthday!!!^^

  • And he called the audiuence some pussies and they didnt even know it!

  • These people are blind as hell! Why are they laughing? THey were trained to take everything as a joke

  • hes talkin bout the Illuminati

  • to girls with big tits

  • dave looks sad poor dave from england

  • Dave Chappelle.. IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! I dont know what else to say about the man.. LITERALLY the funniest comedian ever!! I envy you for getting to see him bro!

  • poor dave i think hes actually sad this reminds me of that part from funny people

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    So check out the video and spread the word!

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  • October 18th, MY BIRTHDAY! YOU KICK ASS DAVE!!!

  • "...Barack can't change us" xD

  • @guitarplayernr1 He didn't say Barack can't change "us" He said Barack can't change "this" Meaning, the racism in Hollywood and furthermore the racism in amerika. ....Why the hell would he say can't change "us"??? ...Why would he want Barack to change black people, especially since Barack is a black man himself?! Why would you even think that? Are you slow? ...or better yet, you're probably just white.

  • @SuniDays87

    ...well i am white (and even german), but im a huge dave chappelle fan^^ i thought dave talks about all americans... but you're right i guess

  • @SuniDays87 he not really black now people need to get that into there skullz threw to the brain fucking hell wow

  • @NMaalo you know, since slavery, if you have any tiny bit of black in you, you were black, and mistreated. we followed that model in america, right up until the point obama got elected. strange how that works. i think its an attempt to discredit blackness, yet again.

  • @hollaboutit no actually everyone calls obama the first "black president" im the few who no he only part black i have many mixraced friends which have black in them i dont count them as black they dont either there only part black.

  • @NMaalo Oh, how you wish President Obama would just denounce his blackness and black people and claim bi-racial instead of his pride as a black man and actually WANTING to choose the black side and say that he is a black man. Ha! It must eat you up inside. He had a choice to always say biracial and to live that way but he choose to be a BLACK man and he choose a sistah to be his wife and the mother of his children, oh, how you hate it ...makes me smile. Ha!

  • @NMaalo Not "really" black ...what the hell is the "really" for?! But I bet if he was stealing cars or selling drugs THEN he would be black enough for you ...you white people are so sickening and fucking blind and dizzy with your hippocratic "white is right" selves.

    He is black ...just ask HIM! LOL!

  • @NMaalo Oh & thanks to all of your fathers and grandfathers most black ppl in this country have mixed blood anyway. They raped slaves & black women so much even 100 years AFTER SLAVERY that it changed the complexions of a whole fucking race of people!!! And I bet you cant answer why because the truth 2 that would eat U up! Ha! They had a think for the brown sugar compared to their pale white wrinkly clamy skin straight up and down 6 o'clock shaped body's women, lol. How else do you explain it?

  • @NMaalo You should look at his comment on the view where he addressed barbara's old wrinkled white ass' dumb ass question on this.

  • @SuniDays87 No. i am black rofl which makes a whole lot of ur shit argument fail and i couldnt care less who got fucked if i had a slave and i was an angry ugly white dude i would hump a black chick aswell haha u know im right no slave owner got laid unless they bought there way to a womans heart

  • "they're trying to make me feel bad, and it works" ROFL

  • @theredsilk wow ur such a racist fuck I'm Indian but ur sttupider than a sack of shit(which you are) so you wouldn't know the difference

  • Hey everybody, we're trying to get 1,000,000 views for the video

    "Dave Chappelle - The Secret ", with the objective of getting dave chappelle to do a new special in return.

    So please check it out, search " Dave Chappelle - The Secret ". Thanks yall, let's get it.

  • yea he lives in ohio right down the street from me which is sweet

  • OK whats the full name of this SHOW ! damnit :P some1 tell us so i can DL torrent shit. this neega is hillarius !

  • Fuck, I liked where that monologue was going.... rofl

  • thats my birthday

  • @BJpurity FOR REAL!!

  • "ALL RIGHT"

    "PROBABLY WITH THE IRS, THIS NIGGA'S WORKING....WE GOT HIM".."AND THATS WHAT'S ITS COME DOWN TO MISS"lol

    "IF I WANT PU#$Y THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO BE"loool

    LMAO!!!! HE BE HAVIN PPL DYING, FOR REAL, I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

  • "my sons birthday" "ORIITE:D" ROFL

  • he says hes a beast he cashed the check? what check? hes cool with obama aka the d'evil did he sell out to the illuminaughty

  • @MakaveliDaDon777 no, in the matter of fact, that's one of the reasons why he aint doin comedy that often n e more son

  • @tragsicc21 just bein sure i have great respect for him but still what do he mean by hes a beast and he cashed the check was he just playin?

  • can't hear a word can't see a thing

  • @butterf1yz then there must be something wrong with you like deaf and blind it sounnds like.

  • @TheRedsilk  your a bitch.

  • Alright!

  • Taking all these pictures...making me paranoid.. you might be the IRS "This nigga is working" LMFAO

  • @nytquil1 "We got him" lol

  • damn this a fuckd up view

  • for the 3 persons who never liked this, fuck u!!!

  • dude was laughing little awarkd at the end

  • Yo, i wish i could see the rest of this show,this shits HILARIOUS! My man still got it.

  • its not what it is anymore its what they can make it look like... hmmm

  • Dave is back!

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  • how do i know a well costs that much ?!

    hahaha i miss dave </3

  • ppl dont wanna know the Truth... and if they did they dont have Faith. And if they did, they would have no Works. But those that do, those will be the ones declared righteous on judgement day..

  • who was the bitch that said "hes stupid"? the industry is bullshit

  • What's with the drunk camera man?

  • Dave is the best, and your video sucks. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse with the bad audio and sideways camera bullshit, you started talking to your friend. Of course I still enjoyed it because it's Dave, so thanks a lot, idiot.

  • lol go pay for his shows then u cheap fucking complainer

  • I'm not sure how my pointing out the awful quality of this video makes me "cheap". I would gladly buy tickets to a Chappelle stand-up show, if such a thing were currently in existence. Perhaps you need to slob on my knob, PrinceFag.

  • @SONOFABITCH perhaps you need to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the video, instead of complaining like the bitch you are about something you found on the internet...your seeing this video for free because your too fuckin cheap to go out and see his stand up which he obviously still does, you would know if you weren't cheap

  • @princeslade

    It just so happens that I HAVE paid to see Dave do stand-up, and it makes you sound slightly retarded to suggest that my watching him on Craptube would somehow prevent me from doing so, as if I have to choose one or the other.

    This sort of uber-shitty web video is a perfect example of why comics HATE to be filmed while they're working out new material at a club. It's out of context, looks & sounds like shit, and is distracting to the comic.

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  • khalysto, sometimes people laugh more out of nervousness than from finding something funny.

    He hit too close to home for their liking.

    Think of comidians as modern day jesters, and you'll see what I mean.

    The jester could get away with telling the truth without the king chopping his head off.

  • @blorgensteen

    i dont understand why you got thumbs down

    i agree though

  • @blorgensteen

    That sounded like reactionary laughter from the gut, not nervous laughter. Audiences are pretty honest about their reactions to comedians. That's why being one can be hellish if you're not hitting the right notes with an audience.

    You should speak for yourself as you weren't even there.

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  • @JoanIsNotTheMaid

    And I suppose YOU were?

    there's two kinds of comedians, the goofs and the jesters

    obviously ypu can't tell the difference

  • @blorgensteen

    No, I wasn't. That's why I didn't make any claims like I was there like you did, duh.

    There ARE (not there's) sounds of uninhabited laughter in this video, not nervous laughter. Obviously you can't tell the difference.

  • @JoanIsNotTheMaid

    Never claimed I was there, you better re-read what I said before putting words in my mouth.

    And yes, I know the difference between uninhabited laughter, and nervous laughter

    all that proves is that some people lack the ability to detect subtle commentary cloaked in humor

    you don't need to "be there" it

    although I'm sure you'll have something profound to say about that as well

    so please, by all means, don't make me look bad by doing the smart thing and keeping quiet.

  • @blorgensteen

    I never claimed you claimed you were there. You better buffer-up on your reading comprehension. You're being an idiot. I told you to speak for yourself as far as your perception of Dave's material was concerned "as you weren't even there."

    You made your claim of the audiences laughter like you were in that audience and saw their faces and knew what they were thinking.

    The laughter sounded reactionary, not at all nervous. Clearly you can't tell the difference.

  • notice the serious tone and body language,, this man is serious,,, the industry is evil ,, dave is not......

  • Good point. I actually read this exact comparison in a book.

  • It was kinda sad watching that... It's like he's trying so desperately to get a message out and all he get back are Hyenas.

    Yeah he's a comic, i dig that. But along the thread of Bill Hicks, "not everything he says has a punch-line", and so few people seem to get what that really means... Realizing that has got to be depressing for him.

  • That's actually what Dave said was his reason for taking a break from comedy. His racial jokes were enforcing the tensions and stereotypes, not relieving them as he had hoped.

    But you can't blame people for laughing...he is a comedian, after all, not a high school motivational speaker.

  • @alxmrg i actually think your mistaken, if you watch his interview with the actors guild he tells the whole story, is on youtube i think you will find it quite informative

  • @alxmrg When did he say that

  • Oh. My. God. THANK YOU.

  • Time for him to come back !

  • Man, dave's shit brings tears to my eyes in laughter every time. I really wish I would have been there or that there was a bootleg of this shit.

  • iiiiiii knoooooooooow.. shit man i would just love to hear everything this man ever has to say like "pass me the salt" and i bet he can make that funny

  • dave were are you man your the funniest man alive

  • Come back to us David come back!!!

  • damn chapelle aint even trying to be funny ....he just naturally is to the point where whatever he says turns out to be funny without having a punch line that takes skill

  • Why explain the game, niggas aint listenin -2PAC

  • I AM SOOO LISTENING.. "its not what it is anymore, its what they can make it look like"

  • these audience is so retarded. He trying to tell a story and they just laugh at the end of every sentence he finishes.

    Maybe Chappelle works less because he is trying to get away from those damn people.

  • its not 4 he was sayin dat was funny!!have u seen his face live?u'll pass out!his looks r funny n he'd been doing fuuny things earlier too he's crazy

  • Perhaps is because its the face he was born with. I get that his tone of voice is great for comedic effect but it sucks to have all this great jokes and stories and people are laughing just because you are greeting them. It wasn't like this before, its because people are always thinking of Tyrone Biggums and Rick James when they see him and its sad. I think one day he will just quit comedy altogether.

  • @reprudencia26 wat did u just say?

  • yea your def right, he even says like alot of things i say dont have punchlines. tht would piss me off if everyone laughed after every word i said

  • Especially at the end. He was like, "If you want pussy, this is a great place to be..."

    haha haha haha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    WTF is wrong with people?

  • @ceramiclion Since dave has left the lime light he's been playing smaller comedy clubs which always have a FULL BAR! everyone in that place is sippin something delicious and probably just had some spliff as well. chapelle makes me laugh whenever i think about him dressed as prince. it would be incredible to see him live. dont tell me you would just sit there and frown!

  • @ceramiclion hahaahah u finished...at least i laughed.....

  • @ceramiclion no they are not DUDe he is the best COMIDIAN IN they world he must make ppl laugh and send msn at same time

  • @ceramiclion

    No fuckin idea what the other guy said to you... but my guess your problem with this video falls under you being under 15 years old and not understanding the jokes... he seems somewhat serious ya, but hes sarcastically tearing apart the man, man. MELTINGPOT POWER! go america! yeah.

  • chapelle is the truth,,and for the people that just laugh..he is actually trying to tell you something your probly not ready to hear...he turned down 50million for a reason,,he didnt sell out his people..people meaning white black asian etc etc

  • @Polyfusia

    This is not a standup act or routine, it's just Dave on stage talking about general shit going on in his life, he's just freestyling right now, it's conversational humor. There's no way how you can compare this to one of his actual rehearsed commercial performances.

  • @Polyfusia you must be out you mind. Chappelle is the funniest person on the planet

  • dane cook had a fit about this ....lolz

  • I fucken hate dane cook with an extreme hate

  • Yeah, thats some hate you got there lolz.....Dane is ok imo, can't really like him since hes starting to become overrated...

  • Lol nice reply bro, i just hate his over docuhness you know what i mean aye? Dam thats scary if he becomes overrated its like overrating ronald mcdonald

  • He says he's a beast which means he's good at what he does. That's why he said it was too late he cashed the check because if anybody thought he wasn't, well... oh well.

  • did he say he accepted the Beast into himself, i believe so but i hope not

  • if he did it would have been a 6th day cover up..if you get the jist?

  • nice camera work. oh yea, and i'm sure you were chillin with dave till 4am.

  • "barack can't change this"

    lmfaoooo

  • when you record, it's not the same as snapping a picture, so holding the camera sideways is not really working

  • datz cuz i didnt have 2 record it i know how 2 use my camera hun

  • what happened to him?

  • @RealRap2009 He got smart, left his show and went back to his roots in stand up.

  • hes in AMERICA??

  • yes

  • how much is one of his shows ?

  • we didnt pay

  • thanx for the post. he still got it. is there a part 2??

  • when we meet again i'll put a part 2 hun

  • one of the greatest to ever do it!

    what a gift for all of us to witness his greatness in its present moment.

    us youngsters watch richard pryor and george carlin specials today, thinking how great it wouldve been to see them live back in the day. and now we have dave to keep carrying that torch that pryor and carlin once held. what an awesome experience!