@Azzoic , Great analogy, this is just the way things right now. Society as a whole is regressing to the middle ages. I don't know why ? people just don't care anymore.
I guess it's good news for the guy, but on the other hand, the crowd is going crazy for this dude while the woman has no clue who the father of her child is. I'm not really on her side because she probably slept around, but still, there's just something really fucked up about this on so many levels.
I love how these bitches sleep with every fucking guy in town then when they get knocked up they start knocking on doors, "Hey motherfucker you're my baby's daddy! You gonna pay! You gonna pay!" You see, this sluts know that a baby = 18 years of payment. Not only do they get child support, but they get social assistance; subsidized housing, food stamps and per diem. Its ridiculous that we reward this complete WHORES for cranking out babies. They're nothing but ignorant breeders.
wow!!! that move he does at the end is some crazy shit!!! i watch this fucking clip every day when i get up lol shitty day? watch this guy go to super MJ moves cause hes not tha daddeh!!!!
black men.. please start wearing condemns or please get your nasty shiiit sticks a vasectomy... please stop running around and f*u&c*k$i!ng everything that moves. If you don't lay down with so many women you won't keep getting dragged in for these paternity test.... nasty and as for these stupid desperate black, white, and hispanic women that keep letting black men stick their disgusting monkey dicks in them.. you will continue to be a pawn in the eyes of the world............yuck...
Assume a wife, gets fucked by her husband's identical twin. Would there be a way to prove that. I've read that identical twins have 100% same DNA. Interesting huh!
Its not 100%. Its in the high 90s but its not totally identical. Even if its one percent, its enough to show up on a DNA test. Watch some videos of Trials where people try to blame their twin then get pwned by DNA testing.
Family Law's give women so much Power that Women these days use their kid's to control the MAN. Put them in debt, Drain their Money, make their lives impossible, put them in Prison under false arrests such as Child abuse, Domestic Violence, Protection Orders etc. The whole system is a scam, is worst than a NAZI camp.
80% of the worst crimes are committed from PPl who are raised without a Father!!!
She didn't care she is having the kid with unknown father, but that she couldn't control him
If the Family Law's became equal, and really "WHAT IS THE BEST INTREST FOR THE CHILD" than MAN would not be so happy or sad when they ARE and ARE NOT the Father.
You see i was more happy than this MAN in the Video when i became a Father!!!littel that i knew when i got Divorced that My life would hit the bottom, reason because I wanted to be there for my child and was not allowed. Now i won 50% Custody , but 30,000$ and 9 months out of work , and many false arrests.
You make excellent points. If a man decides when his baby is born that he wants nothing to do with it, it's called a deadbeat. If a woman decides when her baby is born that she wants nothing to do with it, it's called adoption.
In my opinion the black community has come along way since the start of social services in 1960's! They seem responsible and well mannered. NOW LETS GET A 40!!!
she got what she deserved. i dont feel sry for her. i almost got suckered for paying for a kid that wasnt mine because of a whore. i almost had to go to jail 2 for being far behind in child support cuz i refused to pay a dime. i got lucky. wish i would have been on this show when that shit was happening to me. i woud have made her look like the biggest jack ass in the world
i think that this is a better feeling than winning money. close call he would have been on child support or something. if that was me i would do a freaking head spin then a back flip
bad ass dancer cool but i do feel sory for the child the mums need to stick to one man so they can save themselvs the embasrement of coming on the mury show and being sooo sure he is the father and then have the nerve to be shocked when he turns out not to be
*You're
jangerhard2 1 month ago
im not 100% not 200% but 5000% sure
......Dumbass didnt do math now did she?
spartan11111118 2 months ago
sucess kid:
sleeps with girl,
isnt the father
DOES LEGENDARY DANCE.
fishman598762 3 months ago 2
@fishman598762 this is not meme generator
619stanley 2 months ago
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Wow, this is an exact copy of the 2.8 million video. Even the music
i3bar 4 months ago
Wow, this is an exact copy of the 2.8 million video. Even the music
i3bar 4 months ago
Only in America
Ioganstone 4 months ago 9
LET HOES BE HOES!
pear928 4 months ago 2
Should of used "That baby don't look like me." Lol
ThatDirtyDogAgain 5 months ago
i'd be dancing like that to if i just dodged 18 years of child support
TvBroadcasted 5 months ago 27
lol, you wrote "your" instead of "you're"
HaselnussFetischist 5 months ago
That must be an amazing feeling
edco20 5 months ago
1 word this man - LEGEND!!!!!
RonnieR7 5 months ago
No matter how hard life gets, this video will help you
jendeh1000 6 months ago
@jendeh1000 This video makes me disappointed at the world, despite it being funny.
Azzoic 5 months ago
@Azzoic , Great analogy, this is just the way things right now. Society as a whole is regressing to the middle ages. I don't know why ? people just don't care anymore.
jendeh1000 5 months ago
@jendeh1000 Money > Own Reputation > Own Happiness > ..... > everything else. That's how the world works now! :)
Azzoic 5 months ago
The best part is that this child will grow up without a father.
blakan3 7 months ago 5
That guys a BITCH
paulinacena01 7 months ago
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Smooth moves. I won't be gettin chicks pregnant anytime soon as I cannot dance for $hit.
BenDoverman 8 months ago
i love this it was shown in bridesmaids
buttercup5448 8 months ago
show is fake, look at her smile at 0:08, n then she hides her face!
WGJKKWGJKF 10 months ago
@WGJKKWGJKF how is this show Fake she smile cause she thought that he was the father
bestgamerzent 9 months ago
thumbs up for the sweet dance moves !!
gsaharan1990 10 months ago
Did she was happy and then not
vol4ok 1 year ago
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest thing i've seen in like 8 months.
bolts1582 1 year ago
I guess it's good news for the guy, but on the other hand, the crowd is going crazy for this dude while the woman has no clue who the father of her child is. I'm not really on her side because she probably slept around, but still, there's just something really fucked up about this on so many levels.
Xcrash123 1 year ago
@Xcrash123 Indeed there is.
XrenegadeZ 1 year ago
@Xcrash123 I agree and said basically the same thing on my FB when I shared it........ Lol! :) Glad to see I am not the only one!
SammiDe22 9 months ago
@Xcrash123
the only thing i see is an over joyed man dancing, probably during the best moment in his life.
I love this, and the crowd was feelin him.
Screw that whore, its all their good for.
DataSe7en 5 months ago
@DataSe7en LOL!
AnImmortalEra 4 months ago
You are not the father dance...haaaaaa
mightyjoe911 1 year ago
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xubarze 1 year ago
I love how these bitches sleep with every fucking guy in town then when they get knocked up they start knocking on doors, "Hey motherfucker you're my baby's daddy! You gonna pay! You gonna pay!" You see, this sluts know that a baby = 18 years of payment. Not only do they get child support, but they get social assistance; subsidized housing, food stamps and per diem. Its ridiculous that we reward this complete WHORES for cranking out babies. They're nothing but ignorant breeders.
SexSteakSoda 1 year ago 3
@SexSteakSoda lol u are absolutely right, thank God Im gay...
dbfi01 1 year ago
@SexSteakSoda thats why im a firm beliver in darwin's survival of the fittest
crackerXbutter 1 year ago
Real talk that nigga killed it lolol
trimaze32 1 year ago
Chuck Norris would be proud.
Dragonyte666 1 year ago
Never gets old. <3
heyjoshuah 1 year ago
The nigga piwe a you are not alone
buentaste 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA. That's the Jim Rome clip. Party. You think he has sense to be abstinent NO
21sttnmemphis 1 year ago
She should've been OVER 9000% sure.
Tatsuyoujo 1 year ago
the word every black man love " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"..LOL
bigboythugbing 1 year ago
HA HA HA HA HA!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
anakinthehutt 1 year ago
wow!!! that move he does at the end is some crazy shit!!! i watch this fucking clip every day when i get up lol shitty day? watch this guy go to super MJ moves cause hes not tha daddeh!!!!
WooZIE997 1 year ago
Pimps up , Hoes down for ever.
jendeh1000 1 year ago
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER-FTW
gotdeem1988 1 year ago
what song?
lianglonglong 1 year ago
@lianglonglong The Way You Move by OutKast =)
MsChesterBennington 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you RayWilliamJohnson sent you, and the hilarious music cue! :D
AyoItsMichaeL 1 year ago
guy won coz he was 5001% sure .... basic maths there lads =) i think he underreacted.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
Niggaz 1 - Hoes 0
akaTheWave 1 year ago 30
fucking love when they say there 100% sure the guy is the father and maury say you are NOT the father and they go back stage and have a little cry
crazyperson3245 1 year ago
You can't be 5000% sure of anything you stupid lying whorish cunt. Go make some more babies.
mlc871 1 year ago
omg such trashy people!
thecritiquevirtuoso 1 year ago
How could this be? She said she was 5000% sure! lol See, that's why it's so important to pay attention in math class
jalbroven91 1 year ago
LOL
Kell1295 1 year ago
you are not the father dance HAHAH
GunitGirl91 1 year ago
Slick moves.
MusicHypno 1 year ago
name of the song ;D ?
MullisheNNN 1 year ago
@MullisheNNN Outkast-- I like the way you move....
knoxjay 1 year ago
whats the name off the song?
pitu53 1 year ago
whats name is this song?
EnEs069 1 year ago
what neme is this song??
EnEs069 1 year ago
LOL Americans are funny.
tothecap 2 years ago 4
He can dance... hahahahahaaa
Your not the farther of this ho's kid..
Dorisequador 2 years ago
In some moments, you has to hide your happiness
That's one of them
huaun 2 years ago
@huaun lol!
itchyscratcher 2 years ago
he should of did the carlton
krazyphlowz 2 years ago
Not-the-daddy dance. Brilliant!
eddiebruv 2 years ago
OWNED!
5000% my ass.
dance my brotha. do that victory dance!
slut.
nipzilla 2 years ago 2
DO THE WORM!!!!
oO0randomzach0Oo 2 years ago 3
ahahahaa
bondservant4Him 2 years ago
At least you could spell correctly. I think it is spelled "you're." Just sayin
brandonlk 2 years ago
@brandonlk you are right
you're is you are
your is some is your own.
great vid though!
wonka8880 2 years ago
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black men.. please start wearing condemns or please get your nasty shiiit sticks a vasectomy... please stop running around and f*u&c*k$i!ng everything that moves. If you don't lay down with so many women you won't keep getting dragged in for these paternity test.... nasty and as for these stupid desperate black, white, and hispanic women that keep letting black men stick their disgusting monkey dicks in them.. you will continue to be a pawn in the eyes of the world............yuck...
areyoureadyforchange 2 years ago
obviously black women dont know who there baby father is lmao
cutesiepie722 2 years ago
he is sure happy
ihatejb98 2 years ago 4
Haha, loud-mouthed black people. Love the dance in the conclusion. Unprotected promiscuity is never a good idea of course.
CommonAswhole 2 years ago
Assume a wife, gets fucked by her husband's identical twin. Would there be a way to prove that. I've read that identical twins have 100% same DNA. Interesting huh!
hamidmushtaq 2 years ago 3
Interesting...They do share 100% of the DNA...so I dunno how they'd prove it!
Pukemaster7 2 years ago
Its not 100%. Its in the high 90s but its not totally identical. Even if its one percent, its enough to show up on a DNA test. Watch some videos of Trials where people try to blame their twin then get pwned by DNA testing.
cheifsilvertoung 2 years ago 3
You are not the father but...you have AIDS oops.
88Stormhammer 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA
1huuhkaja 2 years ago
Sorry ass Bitch........
thestreetdogg 2 years ago
Family Law's give women so much Power that Women these days use their kid's to control the MAN. Put them in debt, Drain their Money, make their lives impossible, put them in Prison under false arrests such as Child abuse, Domestic Violence, Protection Orders etc. The whole system is a scam, is worst than a NAZI camp.
80% of the worst crimes are committed from PPl who are raised without a Father!!!
She didn't care she is having the kid with unknown father, but that she couldn't control him
thestreetdogg 2 years ago
If the Family Law's became equal, and really "WHAT IS THE BEST INTREST FOR THE CHILD" than MAN would not be so happy or sad when they ARE and ARE NOT the Father.
You see i was more happy than this MAN in the Video when i became a Father!!!littel that i knew when i got Divorced that My life would hit the bottom, reason because I wanted to be there for my child and was not allowed. Now i won 50% Custody , but 30,000$ and 9 months out of work , and many false arrests.
I see why he is happy.
thestreetdogg 2 years ago
You make excellent points. If a man decides when his baby is born that he wants nothing to do with it, it's called a deadbeat. If a woman decides when her baby is born that she wants nothing to do with it, it's called adoption.
cherokeejoshua 2 years ago 2
When the daughter knows better than her mother, and sees how she turned out with a deadbeat father, but is still a slut, it's called an abortion.
JuiceTheBruce 2 years ago
LAMO!
Amyrocks99 2 years ago 3
He should have a thousand statues erected in his honor..
rickpaulsingh 2 years ago 102
@rickpaulsingh I'll get right on it :D
XboxSongProductions 1 year ago
Epic win for this dude.
danceblast15 2 years ago 82
@danceblast15 Do any of these morons ever really win?..anything?
mlynn1231 10 months ago
@mlynn1231 yes they win the argument on who is the father
cvunit 9 months ago
Nice dancing
Koroush51 2 years ago
He dodged a bullet that time. But he easily could have been the father. Be careful, gentlemen.
piszczeck 2 years ago 6
that... is the greatest idea i ever heard... Winrar, right there.
Termereion 2 years ago 3
hahaha this was awesome.
marrrrgoo 2 years ago 2
In my opinion the black community has come along way since the start of social services in 1960's! They seem responsible and well mannered. NOW LETS GET A 40!!!
doody69 2 years ago 4
she got what she deserved. i dont feel sry for her. i almost got suckered for paying for a kid that wasnt mine because of a whore. i almost had to go to jail 2 for being far behind in child support cuz i refused to pay a dime. i got lucky. wish i would have been on this show when that shit was happening to me. i woud have made her look like the biggest jack ass in the world
frenchie3052 2 years ago 6
that's a happy fella
goddammint 2 years ago 3
ROFL!!YOU OWN!!
didoboy2 2 years ago
without the outkast in the background this clip wouldnt be the same...its just too perfect
cludgate86 2 years ago
i love this vid
dablacksquad 2 years ago
If he was watching, I wonder what the other guy's reaction was?
elmusashi 2 years ago
WOW, dogged the child support. I would be the happiest guy on earth if i was him.
kunzy3000 2 years ago 2
LOL
cjzzzzz 3 years ago
Haha!
Lazyffs 3 years ago
i think that this is a better feeling than winning money. close call he would have been on child support or something. if that was me i would do a freaking head spin then a back flip
rminko1p 3 years ago
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LOL! man, this makes me hate black people that much more.
OPBWLOL 3 years ago
wtf. U ignorant piece of crap.
deadlyeddie1 3 years ago 6
Comments like yours makes me hate racists even more!
T0re 3 years ago 11
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
gamerbigb 3 years ago
thats so funny dude acts like he won a million dollars hahahha
N0zix420 3 years ago 6
More like saved a million dollars.
LightBrand 3 years ago 5
niicee.
SkateTillHeaven 3 years ago
You're
GiggityGiggs 3 years ago
Jesus Fack thats some funny ass shit right there!
fifh89 3 years ago
IMAO when he says:
''wEuuhhh weeUUUHHH WEUHHHHHHH !!!''
crunk4124 3 years ago
son of a bitch this man
huaun 3 years ago
You see homie gettin down
that shit was funny
spideyTB 3 years ago
i sear that nigga is mad funny
dablacksquad 3 years ago
Its a boy!! And even better, its not mine!!
DanielDSousaOriginal 3 years ago
HAhHUAuhAUHHUAhuHUAhuAHUh
AWESOME!
GustavoStargame 3 years ago
UHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU \o/
a guria devia ta cobrando uma pensão fudida do cara, por isso ele saiu dançando.
Inuchelder 3 years ago 2
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
gabrielevangcarvalho 3 years ago
hhaHAhaHAhaahaHAhaUUHSAusU
boitahaki 3 years ago
very good! Cool!
billleboy 3 years ago 4
ROFLMAO
VEEEERY GOOD
Flucesar 3 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
DJB4RR05 3 years ago
\o/
lol
tubaraoo 3 years ago
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tem que ser preto
fuihackeado 3 years ago
this is sooooo cruel
huaun 3 years ago
Uma americana versão do Programa do Ratinho.
Danrabbit2 3 years ago 5
eu aposto mais que o Programa do Ratinho é uma versao brasileira desse programa ae lol
caiocc12 3 years ago 11
concordo, mtos programas brasileiros sao plagios de programas americanos
boitahaki 3 years ago 5
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
lucasnegrei 3 years ago
DAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE ME
ICYUhoesNV 3 years ago
CLASSIC
GreatMiilenko 3 years ago
Shake it andrew! lmao (=
kittiexcore 3 years ago
Hahahahaha the song and the dance!!!! SOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!
Luckyfashionista 3 years ago
oh yeaaaaaaaaaah
LittleM1021 3 years ago
i love his dance move
halogirl1000 3 years ago
That is one happy guy.
dethrockk 3 years ago
FFS - you're = you are. Not your.
yeahchris 3 years ago
DAmn I didn't know Fiddy could dance.
Da1shocker 3 years ago
good for him
SM1414 3 years ago 2
Go Andrew Go Andrew !! ya boyy!!!
jflores949 3 years ago
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Don`t wanna be an American idiot
Don`t want a nation under new mania
Television dreams of tomorrow
orange2578 3 years ago
and every one of the people on that clip are much smarter than President Bush....
Obama 08
pdx1974 3 years ago 3
LOL
vurnt22 3 years ago 2
dude cut a freakin' rug when he found out...that was some funny stuff!!!!
swacman04 3 years ago
i like the way you move...lol
mkuwonder 3 years ago
lol
jrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrj530 3 years ago
Now that's funny?
jnorman0611 3 years ago
we all knew the result when she said 5 thousand percent
silvershogun 3 years ago 7
Lmfao gotta love TV!
MrMmore 4 years ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ShinigamiAlchemist4 4 years ago
bad ass dancer cool but i do feel sory for the child the mums need to stick to one man so they can save themselvs the embasrement of coming on the mury show and being sooo sure he is the father and then have the nerve to be shocked when he turns out not to be
feefee198423 4 years ago 2
that nigga was pop lockin
shaungregory 4 years ago 4
that nigga had that shit choreohraphed, props
alphanumerik 4 years ago 4
fo sho!
horankotte 4 years ago
God bless this fine nigga!
Iwantsurprises2001 4 years ago
Thats absolutely savage!!! My hero
conor34040 4 years ago
You've never seen a white person do this.
djgreat2bewhite 4 years ago
niggaz know how to dance
dannyboi871 4 years ago
haha omg 5000 percent huh.. ohh opps you look like a dumb bitch now lol
swollenknuckes 4 years ago
lmao I love this show
bklyn1stlady 4 years ago
Lol Favorited
ZEO90 4 years ago
Fuckin love this show
aislinxrose 4 years ago 2
LMAO!!!!!
jasadin 4 years ago
Go Go Go
*that nigga andrew*
Phreaker101 4 years ago
close your legs bitch
Autobahn2006 4 years ago 7
dam i amazd at how many dum bitches keep this show going... dirt ass hoes
sharpstown08 4 years ago
BOOM BOOM BOOM NIGGA WHAT!?!?!?!? classic.
claytonicnutz 4 years ago
HAHAHA DAMN THAT SHIT WAS GREAT!!
PrincessLivi1 4 years ago 7
I would have done the same fucking thing.
Fuzzsorr0w 4 years ago
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TYPICAL N-I-G-G-E-R-S
gxl184 4 years ago
UR MUMMA
biggzman 4 years ago 3
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!!!
DBR00 4 years ago
wtf...there is nothing such as 5000%
insangchang 4 years ago