@CatchinProjection In your face kendall, on a 2012 cd by the Mighty Van Halen followed by a potentially record revenue world tour! In your face Adnoydall, time to pick someone else to stalk. EVH is GOD
A day in the life of Adnoydall, wake up from an insomniatic night of 30 minutes sleep, stare, and start to sweat looking at PC, figures out what personality he is at this particular moment, signs on to his homepage, Youtube, replies to hundreds of hatemails, entering hundreds of over commenting passwords, switch identities in a schizophrenic rage, answer another 100 hatemails, kicks his greyhound for getting old, and sings to himself about teen boys and fartpipes, who can I sue?......EVH is God
My name is Kendall Barnes, i have hacked my dad's account, and I am here to pledge my mental impairment to all Youtubers. I suffer from schizophrenic delusions of grandeur, i cannot be helped. I have dedicated my life to stalking and harrasing all followers of Edward Van Halen, why? Because I am a failure at all aspects of life. I sue people for income as I cannot hold a job. My greyhound is getting old, and her winnings bare. Please help me! And truly, EVH is God, indeed he is.
My son Catchinprojection or better known as Adnoydall, has serious, serious mental issues here on youtube, he has clearly dedicated his life to harassing and stalking all fans of EVH and EVH and Wolfie himself, as Mark Chapman did to John Lennon. If you feel offended by this psychotic individual, i suggest you report him through the youtube safety center page, and let the authorities handle this Noid. Again, Noid is clearly mentally retarded, and is chemically imbalanced. Thank you
@Lushsucr I'm devoted to having my say about Eds stale old wank Eruption, and not much you do to stop me impresses Ed, but keep up your dim rote asinine insipid blather It fits the shit wank on the video.
My son Catchinprojection or better known as Adnoydall, has serious, serious mental issues here on youtube, he has clearly dedicated his life to harassing and stalking all fans of EVH and EVH and Wolfie himself, as Mark Chapman did to John Lennon. If you feel offended by this psychotic individal, i suggest you report him through the youtube safety center page, and let the authorities handle this Noid. Again, Noid is clearly mentally retarded, and is chemically imbalanced. Thank you
When the Eruption happened it sent shockwaves through the Rock/Metal Universe shaking it's foundation and changing it forever. The impact of this eruption made tremors not only shocking the present and future descendents of EVH but the shock even reached the past affecting his ancestors as well such as the great Jeff Beck, who went on tosay that eddie made him rethink his own style. It was a short Eruption but the damage is still felt to this day.
@Rosieisapunk1200 haha "damage" is right - countless players adopted Ed's endless meandering screechy wank and rock now firmly sucks generic wanky ass. Ed crammed his very own wank into Jump. Listen to Ed's so-called "heavy metal thunder" in Jump and tell me its not a wimpy wanky gimmick, with a straight face.
So long as you screech and diddle yer solos all is well in the heavy metal universe where wank reigns supreme over a decent hook or lyric.
Amazing musician. the things he can do while playing- cranking the volume up and down, while doing a whammy dive, while switching pickups, while switching pedals etc. , unbelievable. Alot of people can play EVH songs but not in itheir entirety with all the things he's doing while playing. Anyone whos read an accurate Eddie tab can attest to that.
Ed rewrote the book on how to play rock guitar. Eruption was done in 78 and people have been ripping what they could from his style ever since. Add yngwie malmsteen and you've got the formula for metal guitar in the 80's, 90's and so on. Van halen took the ferocity of Hendrix and added unbeliveable technical prowess to become the most recognizable guitarist rock has ever known
@billydalesturrock and whats rock and roll sound like now? Its one sorry sodden flat atonal wankfest, and all Eds jihadists want to hear from ed is the samo wank. Its over, Cmon Ed put this wanky "ferocity" into his pop fluff song Jump.
If Eddie played a bit slower so people could hear it better he could become a fair to good guitarest with time.I wish him all the best --stick with it and remember practice practice..
Uhhhhhh, huh huh huh. Some people are like, stupid and stuff. I don't know what there is to argue about. I mean, uhhhhh hh huh huh, this Yngwie Van Hagar dude, like, rocks and stuff. Uhhhh huh huh. And, uhhhh, he like, uhhhh, used to sleep with that Three's Company chick or something.
@Lushsucr whats "menbtal illness's"? You lack basic English skills and you're too stupid to comprehend that wherever "Respond to this Video" is enabled, we all may say what we like about it. So if I feel like saying that in my opinion Eruption is THE ricer car anthem, I'm free to do so.
Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart parks his ricer at Walmart, revs the engine, makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere, makes a lot of noise.
@Lushcur "duh do, this suck that, ED IS GOD anus penis" Eds smart to take your money and buy security with it to keep you out of his life. Yeah, its disappointing when your stale wank attracts inbred illiterate Nazi hillbillies waving virtual dicks around in your name on youtube - make some guys take to drinking.
Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine, makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically
@Lushsucr yawn, all you do is blather dimly rotely stupidly about yourself to yourself under youtube videos. Thats called "projection bias" The invitation here - and in your case the challenge, is to respond to the video.
I'd say this Eruption wank fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Old guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine into the red , makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically. A handful of teen boys gawk and gush "awesome":
@Lushsucr nobodys harassing anyone but you, idiot, telling foiks what they may write about old wank. Its escaped you thus far that your dim rote asinine rants are 100% ineffective.
Hey "Respond to this Video"?
Sure! I'd say this Eruption wank fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Old guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine into the red , makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically. A handful of teen boys gawk and gush "awesome":
@Lushsucr you do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. The topic is Eds tired old wankery not you and your dim rote hallucinations.
I just hope your kids arent around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, clsoet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.... its a cruel world kids...
@Lushsucr lol this is pricelss, speaking to yourself about yourself non-stop You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. reveal yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.
@Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless
@Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
@Adnoydall Kendall, are you still here? man, if Eddie tours Wisconsin, he better beef up his security with you around. You post here everyday, almost like the guy that was obsessed with Dimebag. That would be horrible to see any harm come to eddie in any similar way as what happened to Dime, and I believe you are capable of doing that kind of thing. And your obsession with Eddie is evident, as youve been stalking him for over 4 years now. get help Kendall. EVH is God
@Lushsucr tsk, Naught but dim, rote, asinine, off-topic "Hitler GOD ED IS shit" blather from you, telling youtubers what to do and write about videos.
Respond to this Video? Sure, I'd say his is a musical form of ricer car. Ed toots fart pipes, makes tires squeal, cranks the stereo to 11, the overdone cheap plastic trim shudders and rattles, but he never leaves the Walmart lot he's parked in. It was new and exciting for a while but soon turned into Eds gimmick he used too often. See Jump.
Who are these two fucking douche-bags I see going back and forth like a couple of 4th graders on every Van Galen solo video. Both of you, shut your fucking pie holes!
@Lushsucr ogling Eds tits and obsessing about "penis", non-stop, dimly, rotely, asininely., ever projecting.
I'd say his is a musical form of ricer car. Ed toots fart pipes, makes tires squeal, cranks the stereo to 11, the overdone cheap plastic trim shudders and rattles, but he never leaves the Walmart lot he's parked in. It was new and exciting for a while but soon turned into Eds gimmick he used too often. See Jump.
@Lushsucr stupidly making up numbers and youtube rules in Eds name, projecting dimly, rotely about yourself. The topic here is Eds wank, not Nuremberg, you generic fan.
This wanky mess is one nervous musical ricer car. Fart pipes toot, the engines revved into the red chronically, tire squeal, and the stereos cranked to 11, over and over and over. Plastic trim shudders and shakes.
@Lushsucr Eds gonna wank stale for old times sake to an audience that adores shit stale wank. So what. Theres an official VH site thats had nothing new to write since 2009. Why? cuz wank is stale, bro.
@Luahaucr dim, rote idiot, youtube invites members to disable/enable comments as they please, and say what they like about those which are comment enabled. Looks like you need a refresher.
I'd say Eruption is a musical ricer car. Ed cranks the engine into the red, the fart pipes toot, tires squeal and the stereos cranked to 11, but his plastic tub never leaves the Walmart parking lot its in.
@Lushsucr you dim, rote idiot, nobodys spewing asinine hatred but you. I'm commenting on the video as youtube invites.. Looks like you need a refresher.
I'd say Eruption is a musical ricer car. Ed cranks the engine into the red, the fart pipes toot, tires squeal and the stereos cranked to 11, but his plastic tub never leaves the Walmart parking lot its in.
To all you Eruption haters: When that solo was recorded in 1978, no one in the world had done anything like it before. That solo, in itself, transformed an entire generation of guitarists and whole new musical genre. Eddie VH was a fucking genius, unfortunately he was never able to put that bottle down.Which eventually ruined his personal life and career. But you gotta give credit where its due, the man was a fucking genius!!!!
To all you Eruption haters: When that solo was recorded in 1978, no one in the world had done anything like it before. That solo, in itself, transformed an entire generation of guitarists and whole new musical genre. Eddie VH was a fucking genius, unfortunately he was never able to put that bottle down.Which eventually ruined his personal life and career. But you gotta give credit where its due, the man was a fucking genius!!!!
@eatajuicypeach Eruption was allegedly Eds warmup and a gimmick he used live, but never thought to record himself, but fans loved it, so he took to cramming it everywhere as fellow players took to wanking more, as well. Eds wank went from good to bad to Jump and rock and roll went wanky altogether.
@Lushsucr Plain English is youtubes inviting to "Respond to This Video", not wax dim rote and asinine about yourself as you obsessively, in Eds name . Heres an example.
This wank is Eds musical ricer car. He revs the engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, but Ed never leaves the parking space at Walmart where folks gather to ogle each others loud random noises and impress male peers. Not my scene
@Adnoydall Yeah I can like: THIS SOLO IS FUCKING KICK ASS, AND YOU ARE A DUMB ASS FOR THINKING THAT EDWARD VAN HALEN IS A ''WANK'' DO YOU GET THE FACT THAT NOBODY LIKES YOUR DUMB ASS? HOW SMART ARE YOU TO REALIZE THAT? GET A FUCKING HINT ASSHOLE, BECAUSE ACCEPT THE FACT THAT EDDIE VAN HALEN IS THE KING, AND WHO ARE YOU? A FUCKING NOBODY, FUCK OFF!!
@cford1992 I contend that Eruption is "wank" - "fast, repetitive motion", which is clearly seen in the video. And I've been disagreeing that this supposed to be the "greatest solo ever" because it lacks a few elements to qualify as such, namely some kind of dramatic arc, a storyline, cohesiveness, etc.
I've offered the analogy of "ricer car at Walmart" to help you see what I'm seeing. Ed revs his engine a few times, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, then he starts playing with the stereo, etc.
@Noydsucr Noyd, here you are again, histrionic, acting out in " Joseph Goebbels" persona, " Heil Noyd" Heil Noyd"! Noyd, youtube invites people to comment on videos, once, perhapsthree times to discuss, why is this your 7865 attack post on this video alone? Mad Noyd? Your anger is so rageful that you must attack all that comment. Negative feedback, is your fuel, as your so neglected in your life, so angry at the world. Who have you influenced, besides the people that make your meds? EVH is God
@Lushsucr yuotube invites to respond to videos, but you project yourself onto me, diimly, rotely, histrionically , angrily, so i'm again showing you that we all, in fact, may say what we like about Eruption.
Eruption is Eds musical ricer car. He revs his 1200cc engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, he cranks the stereo to 11, the paints loud, too, but the sorry never leaves the Walmart parking space its parked in. Not the greatest guitar solo ever created.
@Lushsucr jesus christ, idiot, youtube allows posters to "disable comments" at their discretion, and you must respect that, too, dolt, just as you must respect anyone posting anything on-topic under videos inviting to "Respond to This Video" Surely you can't be that completely stupid?
But you're not the subject here, what I see is Ed showing off his musical ricer car by tooting fart pipes, making tires squeal, and cranking the stereo to 11 for the sake of noise its a soundtrack for ricer cars
@Lushsucr I keep commenting on this insipid wank because you repeatedly say I may not, you dim, rote, insipid idiot. youtube is the boss here and invites us all to say whatever we like about this wank, whether you like it or not. You still don't comprehend that much, or little.
This immobile repetitive wank makes me think of ricer cars. Ed revs his lil engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 but this wank goes absolutely nowhere musically. It farts.
@Noydsucr Ill speak to you in english, Youtube invites people to comment on videos, why do you comment thousands of times,on the same video, the same repetative verbal diahhreah over and over? Mad Noyd? Tell us aboput those aliens, before your new video comes out. elaborate please...? EVh is Moses
@Lushsucr youre not on the video so lets concentrate on its contents, shall we.
I watch this video and can't help but think "ricer cars".
Ed revs his engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke, the stereos cranked to 11. "Watch this, check this out, listen to this" but the story doesn't go anywhere, like the ricer in "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it ".
Musically, Eruption is parked at Walmart and never leaves the parking space.
@Lushsucr another new day, another invitation by youtube to respond to videos in a sane and normal tone, not talk about yourself dimly, rotely, asininely, obsessively,
Musically Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart parks his ricer car at Walmart, revs the engine into the red, makes the fart pipes toot, and teen boys gawk and drool. The car goes nowhere, just makes a lot of noise, Thats what Eruption does - or doesn't - musically, as well.
Nobodys obsessing, dimly, rotety asininely projecting but you. LOL = too stupid to comprehend simple English "annally labotomy"
Enough about you and your incessant narcissistic, dim, rote asinine self
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I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
@Noyd, Teen Boys infatuation, fartpipes, delusions of grandeur, you need to do this for the kids. EVh is God
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@Lushsucr lol you dim rote retard. Eruption and ricer cars attract teen boys, all of which bore me, idiot. but get you thinking fart pipes in a sexual context because you're a dim rote asinine projecting gay who needs a shrink. Enough about you all the time.
I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
@Adnoydall your sexual attraction to teen boys and EVH needs attention, get some for your..........
Generalized anxiety disorder
Generalized anxiety disorder, or GAD, is a disorder characterized by diffuse and chronic worry. Unlike people with phobias or post-traumatic disorders, people with GAD do not have their worries provoked by specific triggers; they may worry about almost anything having to do with ordinary life. EVH is God
@AdNoyd teen boys are not for sexual purposes as you want, or EVH is straight, married, so stop fantasizing about this God, get help for your............
Hallucinations
A hallucination is a false perception occurring without any identifiable external stimulus and indicates an abnormality in perception. The false perceptions can occur in any of the five sensory modalities. EVH is God
@Lushsucr you keep right on blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
A hallucination is a false perception occurring without any identifiable external stimulus and indicates an abnormality in perception. The false perceptions can occur in any of the five sensory modalities. Fantasizing about teen boys, you really should address this issue, EVH is God
@Lushsucr "Ed is God" is some hallucination. Pretty lame. but you keep right on blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
@Lushsucr nobodys histrionic but you and over a comment you don't like, but you keep right on blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot and teen boys gawk and drool. Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
Adnoydall is God!! Check out Noyd's guitar work as he simply blows Lord Eddie away in his cover of Eruption. Enter " Adnoydall covers Eruption" in the search engine and watch this god, the Noyd. No one can match his skill or tenacity. the Noyd is God!! With Eltone John on keyboards, Pollock on percussion, and the NOC on lighting, dont knock them, this band will make billions!!
@Lushsucr nobodys histrionic but you, spouting dimly, rotely, vulqarly asinine, Notice how youtube doesn't ask you to talk about yourself, but rather discuss videos in a sane and rational manner. Like this:
I find Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old guy makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool "Who, awesome"
Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car
@adnoydall people like you deserve to be shot, hating on people who have talent just because you have non at all and are jeleouse of anyone with a hint of talent, your a sad disgrace of a human and shouldn't even be considered a person
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@Alexiho2008 nobodys hating on anyone but you. I'm responding to this video of Eruption alone, which I consider a pointless wankfest. Story goes that Ed wanked around to warm up live, fans loved it, his producer suggested he record it and it caused a revolution in guitar, simply because many chose to wank over practicing songcraft. Michael Jackson liked Eds wank enough to have him play some on Beat It which was perfect but it soon went downhill from there. Jump, Catherine.
@Adnoydall Adnoydall (6 hours ago) Spam Marked as spam Aye, celebs always feel appreciated and safe when fans utter rageful death threats in their names:
"You fantasize, hallucinate that Lord Eddie is your friend and peer, when in fact, he cannot stand you, or the urine smell that is on you. Wolfie hates you. EVH is God"
Another attempt by the Noyd to get sympathy from people, when in fact he is delusional and fantasizes , and obviously cannot read.....Cheers. EVH is God
@Lushsucr a lot of Eds guitar playing is a random wankfest a la gimmicky Eruption, which is why its tedious after a while. If this musical ricer car ever left the Walmart parking lot I'd say fine, but it doesn't. It sits there, engine revved into the red over and over, fart pipes tooting, tires squealing, stereo cranked to 11, buncha teen boys adoring the car and themselves and each other for being so badass - dimly, rotely vulgalry. The "point" is to make noise for a few minutes toot toot
@LunaticNoyd Youre a psychotic Lunatic, infatuated with Lord Edward VH, you wank at all of his videos, being anaaly probed in a WalMart, witnessed by teens. Your fartpipe will never be the same. EVH is God
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@Lushsucr youtube asks you refrain from dim, rote, asinine projection and instead try to have a real conversation
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. I prefer real music
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@Lushsucr again, youtube asks you refrain from dim, rote, asinine projection and instead try to have a real conversation
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. Wank is okay for a few minutes but I prefer real music. Eds crammed wank everywhere
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@Lushsucr lol So "duh (sic) your a unemployed fag . With a Nikki Sixx blow-up doll lolol ED IS GOD"
Perfect, theres another perfect example of dim, rote, projection from you, the closet gay. "in love with
Lord EDVH"
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot.
@Adnoydalltroll sorry Noyd, i have no idea about Niki Sixx , your paranoid again, but anyway, on topic, youre a psychotic Luantic, secretly in love with Lord Edward VH, no wonder your wife left you. and always remember, EVH is God
@Lushsucr I'm commenting on your beloved video negatively, which sets off your dim, rote, asinine vulgar self-projection.
Respond to this video? Easy. I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. I prefer real music not this gimmicky wankfest stuff Eds crammed everywhere, unfortunately
@Adnoydall you to a " T " Delusions typically occur in the context of neurological or mental illness, although they are not tied to any particular disease and have been found to occur in the context of many pathological states (both physical and mental). However, they are of particular diagnostic importance in psychotic disorders and particularly in schizophrenia, paraphrenia, manic episodes of bipolar disorder, and psychotic depression. A perfect diagnosis of Noyd, for all to see. EVH/God
Another diagnosis of the Noyd and his multiple mental disorders. EVH is God
Paranoid personality disorder
People with paranoid personality disorder (PPD) have long-term, widespread and unwarranted suspicions that other people are hostile, threatening or demeaning. These beliefs are steadfastly maintained in the absence of any real supporting evidence.
@Alexiho2008 dont let the Noyd, Adnoydall get to you, he purposely trolls EVH video's picking online arguments, as his personal life has no real human contact. The Noyd was, and is still being abused, and he was annally probed after the release of " Fair Warning", and since that day, after losing his job as the Domino's pizza Noyd, has dedicated his life to trolling King Edward video's. Noyd has a confession video out, enter " A message from the Noyd. Adnoydall" in the search engine to view.
@Biggestchargersfan21 Eds guitar couldn't light a lite beer fart. Its the musical equivalent of a ricer car. 4 cylinders all chatty and nervous, forever in the red because it makes the fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke. the stereos cranked to 11 Its only when Ed breaks the repetition, changes the wank patter, or slips up when good noise happens, and at random intervals.
A guitAR is much like a woman. hold her in your arms and if she feels right then shes the one for you. If not get a different one. treat her right and take good care of her and you can play beautiful music together. Be careful or you could pop the G string. Dont drop her or she could become warped or twisted. If she dose, you can romove her neck. She must have a nut and a set of keys to be right and you should never put her down. Always give lots of attention for best results
What with this adynoidalidicking dude.. If you happen to go to hell ( you would cuz if ED is GOD then he wont want your ass) then do not pass hell go and do not collect 200 hell dollars hahah damn that was funny
@wimpyliberal responds to a video by blathering vulgar and asinine about Gaga, Adolf, Clarice, Jodie Foster, non-stop imagery of penises in anuses, oceans of sperm and fecal discharge, none of which are on the video. Its only Ed wanking stale.
Jodie Fosters not on the video and neither are the sperm and anal secretions he hallucinates about under Eds wank non-stop.
My son the Noid, Adnoydall has serious, serious mental issues, ever since he got fired from Dominos pizza, he has been in a mental downward spiral, attacking all followers of Mr Edward Van Halen. The noid was annally probed in a WalMart parking lot back in 1981 , and this was witnessed by teen boys in cars. Please mark my sons, the Noids postings as spam, Thank you.
i kindaagree with noyd. he kinda became a clone of himself in the later years.but the guy was a musical genious on the first 4 van halen albums. jus my opinion
@bwilliams20071 and thats fine. No need to linger around under youtube videos wishing "fags" and "niggers" dead who don't adore Ed as God. Ed certainly doesn't ever give fans any thought.
Ed did some good stuff and a lot of not so good and its okay to say so.
@bwilliams20071 having an opinion is one thing. resorting to sending people links to child porn sites and accussing them of being racist is another. Avoid the noid. Evh is god.
@AdnoydallBuffalloBill Noyd, someday, when Jodie Foster comes knocking at your door, and confronts you about your psychotic behavior, you will have no defense. your computer is litered with kiddy porn, you closets filled with mannequins dressed like Eddie Van Halen, and your basement filled with toddlers you've handcuffed and rape daily. You psychotic fuck. EVH is god.
@wimpyliberal Jodie Fosters not on the video and neither are the sperm and anal secretions you hallucinate about under his wank non-stop.
Disgusting to anyone are your dim rote asinine chants in Ed's name about sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD
@Adnoydall Not only is the Noyd psychotic, but he is also a Grammar Nazi. He probably shares the same traits as another famous Nazi: Adolf hitler himself. Htler enjoyed having his cousing piss in his mouth. Do you share this fetish Noyd? Ugh. Disgusting. Clarice is comin for ya. Buffalo Bill. EVH is god.
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@wimpyliberal responds to a video by blathering vulgar and asinine about Gaga, Adolf, Clarice, Jodie Foster, non-stop imagery of penises in anuses, oceans of sperm and fecal discharge, none of which are on the video. Its only Ed wanking stale.
@wimpyliberal l lol, what are the lyrics to Eruption as per his fans "your a dilusioanl troll spewwing more verbal repetative diahrea those negores fuck you anus "
@Lushsucr Respond to this Video, dont tell us about your asinine vulgar gaydreams here. Nobody on the video but Ed, erupting in a cacophony of randomness.
Ed himself called this mess "Eruption" which, the dictionary says, means = "a sudden outburst, a rash or blemish on the skin" I agree with Ed. Its a musical blackhead, or acne. Or like some teen boys noisily showing off their ricer cars in some parking lot, all about noise. I'm not into that scene
@indivum I think I'll just comment on the video as youtube invites. Ed called this wank "Eruption", meaning "a sudden outburst, a rash or blemish on the skin" Eds erupting in a cacophony of noise. Its too frantic yet lightweight to be describing, say, a volcano erupting. Maybe it is acne was playing about?
The best I can tell this this is a musical description of some teenager making his ricer cars fart pipes erupt with toots, tires erupt with squeals, the car stereo erupting with guitar wank
The Netherlands should be proud of this Guitar God and his roots from there, unlike the Noyd, and Immodium....EVH is God! Cant wait for a new tour to see this legend ....again!
@Lucicsux Noyd might be a despicable little cretin, he's right about one thing though. Ed doesn't give a fuck about fans like you. Now say, thank you Holland, thank you for the Master of Tapping, the Innovator of Rock, the God of Guitar, the one and only ELVH. Other than that, not a single word from you about Holland anymore, or things will get real ugly. I will blitz your second rate trailer ass over the fucking mountains.
"Ed certainly didn't get his talent from his mother. His mother is only an Indonesian. She should feel lucky she ever found a white guy to have sex with her. ED IS GOD" - Ed's fans on youtube
@AdnoydallLoughner The Shirelles are God, Noyd, Benny Mardones is God, The best fight ever is God, Noyd! Jackson Pollock is God Noyd!!! Youre a failure at life, and will never amount to anything besides being a useless piece of shit, serial troll, maybe you should go meet immodium, he klives in the netherlands too, and seems to like teen boys as you so. Maybe you 2 can creep in stereo, and do a pole 69 with each other, wanking away at each others fartipe. o yeah..EVH is God
@Lushsucr Eruption inspires you to erupt in dim, rote, asinine penis-centered blather, which perfectly supports my contention that its not the greatest solo ever, as judged by the vulgar, asinine, idiotic, racist fans it attracts.
I'd say the randomness of Eruption, its lacking any discernable story, topic, or dramatic arc, is a good soundtrack to kids showing off their ricer cars in a Walmart parking lot somewhere.
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@CatchinProjection In your face kendall, on a 2012 cd by the Mighty Van Halen followed by a potentially record revenue world tour! In your face Adnoydall, time to pick someone else to stalk. EVH is GOD
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A day in the life of Adnoydall, wake up from an insomniatic night of 30 minutes sleep, stare, and start to sweat looking at PC, figures out what personality he is at this particular moment, signs on to his homepage, Youtube, replies to hundreds of hatemails, entering hundreds of over commenting passwords, switch identities in a schizophrenic rage, answer another 100 hatemails, kicks his greyhound for getting old, and sings to himself about teen boys and fartpipes, who can I sue?......EVH is God
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My name is Kendall Barnes, i have hacked my dad's account, and I am here to pledge my mental impairment to all Youtubers. I suffer from schizophrenic delusions of grandeur, i cannot be helped. I have dedicated my life to stalking and harrasing all followers of Edward Van Halen, why? Because I am a failure at all aspects of life. I sue people for income as I cannot hold a job. My greyhound is getting old, and her winnings bare. Please help me! And truly, EVH is God, indeed he is.
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My son Catchinprojection or better known as Adnoydall, has serious, serious mental issues here on youtube, he has clearly dedicated his life to harassing and stalking all fans of EVH and EVH and Wolfie himself, as Mark Chapman did to John Lennon. If you feel offended by this psychotic individual, i suggest you report him through the youtube safety center page, and let the authorities handle this Noid. Again, Noid is clearly mentally retarded, and is chemically imbalanced. Thank you
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@Lushsucr I'm devoted to having my say about Eds stale old wank Eruption, and not much you do to stop me impresses Ed, but keep up your dim rote asinine insipid blather It fits the shit wank on the video.
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My son Catchinprojection or better known as Adnoydall, has serious, serious mental issues here on youtube, he has clearly dedicated his life to harassing and stalking all fans of EVH and EVH and Wolfie himself, as Mark Chapman did to John Lennon. If you feel offended by this psychotic individal, i suggest you report him through the youtube safety center page, and let the authorities handle this Noid. Again, Noid is clearly mentally retarded, and is chemically imbalanced. Thank you
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eddie or randy please vote??
BIGHEARTM1967 3 months ago
@BIGHEARTM1967 ed nuff said
VanHalenWorshiper 3 months ago
When the Eruption happened it sent shockwaves through the Rock/Metal Universe shaking it's foundation and changing it forever. The impact of this eruption made tremors not only shocking the present and future descendents of EVH but the shock even reached the past affecting his ancestors as well such as the great Jeff Beck, who went on tosay that eddie made him rethink his own style. It was a short Eruption but the damage is still felt to this day.
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@Rosieisapunk1200 haha "damage" is right - countless players adopted Ed's endless meandering screechy wank and rock now firmly sucks generic wanky ass. Ed crammed his very own wank into Jump. Listen to Ed's so-called "heavy metal thunder" in Jump and tell me its not a wimpy wanky gimmick, with a straight face.
So long as you screech and diddle yer solos all is well in the heavy metal universe where wank reigns supreme over a decent hook or lyric.
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OMG ! Woooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww ! ! ! ! !
Capucine444 4 months ago in playlist VAN HALEN
Amazing musician. the things he can do while playing- cranking the volume up and down, while doing a whammy dive, while switching pickups, while switching pedals etc. , unbelievable. Alot of people can play EVH songs but not in itheir entirety with all the things he's doing while playing. Anyone whos read an accurate Eddie tab can attest to that.
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jefff4750 5 months ago
Ed rewrote the book on how to play rock guitar. Eruption was done in 78 and people have been ripping what they could from his style ever since. Add yngwie malmsteen and you've got the formula for metal guitar in the 80's, 90's and so on. Van halen took the ferocity of Hendrix and added unbeliveable technical prowess to become the most recognizable guitarist rock has ever known
billydalesturrock 5 months ago
@billydalesturrock I so much agree with you - He has been imitated by millions and my life has been touched by his musical genious!!!
98michellesanders 4 months ago
@billydalesturrock and whats rock and roll sound like now? Its one sorry sodden flat atonal wankfest, and all Eds jihadists want to hear from ed is the samo wank. Its over, Cmon Ed put this wanky "ferocity" into his pop fluff song Jump.
CatchinProjection 3 months ago
If Eddie played a bit slower so people could hear it better he could become a fair to good guitarest with time.I wish him all the best --stick with it and remember practice practice..
MultiShades 6 months ago in playlist Eddie VAn Halen
Uhhhhhh, huh huh huh. Some people are like, stupid and stuff. I don't know what there is to argue about. I mean, uhhhhh hh huh huh, this Yngwie Van Hagar dude, like, rocks and stuff. Uhhhh huh huh. And, uhhhh, he like, uhhhh, used to sleep with that Three's Company chick or something.
TommyLent 6 months ago
@Lushsucr whats "menbtal illness's"? You lack basic English skills and you're too stupid to comprehend that wherever "Respond to this Video" is enabled, we all may say what we like about it. So if I feel like saying that in my opinion Eruption is THE ricer car anthem, I'm free to do so.
Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart parks his ricer at Walmart, revs the engine, makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere, makes a lot of noise.
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@Lushcur "duh do, this suck that, ED IS GOD anus penis" Eds smart to take your money and buy security with it to keep you out of his life. Yeah, its disappointing when your stale wank attracts inbred illiterate Nazi hillbillies waving virtual dicks around in your name on youtube - make some guys take to drinking.
Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine, makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically
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@Lushsucr yawn, all you do is blather dimly rotely stupidly about yourself to yourself under youtube videos. Thats called "projection bias" The invitation here - and in your case the challenge, is to respond to the video.
I'd say this Eruption wank fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Old guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine into the red , makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically. A handful of teen boys gawk and gush "awesome":
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@Lushsucr nobodys harassing anyone but you, idiot, telling foiks what they may write about old wank. Its escaped you thus far that your dim rote asinine rants are 100% ineffective.
Hey "Respond to this Video"?
Sure! I'd say this Eruption wank fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Old guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine into the red , makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically. A handful of teen boys gawk and gush "awesome":
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@Adnoydall go fuck your self :)
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@Juliuschristopher Ed tells you to do the same
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@Lushsucr you do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. The topic is Eds tired old wankery not you and your dim rote hallucinations.
I just hope your kids arent around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, clsoet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.... its a cruel world kids...
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@Lushsucr lol this is pricelss, speaking to yourself about yourself non-stop You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. reveal yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.
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@Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless
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@Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall Honestly bro just shut up
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@Adnoydall Kendall, are you still here? man, if Eddie tours Wisconsin, he better beef up his security with you around. You post here everyday, almost like the guy that was obsessed with Dimebag. That would be horrible to see any harm come to eddie in any similar way as what happened to Dime, and I believe you are capable of doing that kind of thing. And your obsession with Eddie is evident, as youve been stalking him for over 4 years now. get help Kendall. EVH is God
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@Lushsucr tsk, Naught but dim, rote, asinine, off-topic "Hitler GOD ED IS shit" blather from you, telling youtubers what to do and write about videos.
Respond to this Video? Sure, I'd say his is a musical form of ricer car. Ed toots fart pipes, makes tires squeal, cranks the stereo to 11, the overdone cheap plastic trim shudders and rattles, but he never leaves the Walmart lot he's parked in. It was new and exciting for a while but soon turned into Eds gimmick he used too often. See Jump.
Adnoydall 7 months ago
Who are these two fucking douche-bags I see going back and forth like a couple of 4th graders on every Van Galen solo video. Both of you, shut your fucking pie holes!
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@Lushsucr ogling Eds tits and obsessing about "penis", non-stop, dimly, rotely, asininely., ever projecting.
I'd say his is a musical form of ricer car. Ed toots fart pipes, makes tires squeal, cranks the stereo to 11, the overdone cheap plastic trim shudders and rattles, but he never leaves the Walmart lot he's parked in. It was new and exciting for a while but soon turned into Eds gimmick he used too often. See Jump.
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@Lushsucr stupidly making up numbers and youtube rules in Eds name, projecting dimly, rotely about yourself. The topic here is Eds wank, not Nuremberg, you generic fan.
This wanky mess is one nervous musical ricer car. Fart pipes toot, the engines revved into the red chronically, tire squeal, and the stereos cranked to 11, over and over and over. Plastic trim shudders and shakes.
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@Lushsucr Eds gonna wank stale for old times sake to an audience that adores shit stale wank. So what. Theres an official VH site thats had nothing new to write since 2009. Why? cuz wank is stale, bro.
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@Luahaucr dim, rote idiot, youtube invites members to disable/enable comments as they please, and say what they like about those which are comment enabled. Looks like you need a refresher.
I'd say Eruption is a musical ricer car. Ed cranks the engine into the red, the fart pipes toot, tires squeal and the stereos cranked to 11, but his plastic tub never leaves the Walmart parking lot its in.
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@Lushsucr you dim, rote idiot, nobodys spewing asinine hatred but you. I'm commenting on the video as youtube invites.. Looks like you need a refresher.
I'd say Eruption is a musical ricer car. Ed cranks the engine into the red, the fart pipes toot, tires squeal and the stereos cranked to 11, but his plastic tub never leaves the Walmart parking lot its in.
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To all you Eruption haters: When that solo was recorded in 1978, no one in the world had done anything like it before. That solo, in itself, transformed an entire generation of guitarists and whole new musical genre. Eddie VH was a fucking genius, unfortunately he was never able to put that bottle down.Which eventually ruined his personal life and career. But you gotta give credit where its due, the man was a fucking genius!!!!
eatajuicypeach 7 months ago
To all you Eruption haters: When that solo was recorded in 1978, no one in the world had done anything like it before. That solo, in itself, transformed an entire generation of guitarists and whole new musical genre. Eddie VH was a fucking genius, unfortunately he was never able to put that bottle down.Which eventually ruined his personal life and career. But you gotta give credit where its due, the man was a fucking genius!!!!
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@eatajuicypeach Eruption was allegedly Eds warmup and a gimmick he used live, but never thought to record himself, but fans loved it, so he took to cramming it everywhere as fellow players took to wanking more, as well. Eds wank went from good to bad to Jump and rock and roll went wanky altogether.
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@Adnoydall look into a guy named Mike Orlando and tell me what you think.
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@eatajuicypeach Well said
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@Lushsucr Plain English is youtubes inviting to "Respond to This Video", not wax dim rote and asinine about yourself as you obsessively, in Eds name . Heres an example.
This wank is Eds musical ricer car. He revs the engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, but Ed never leaves the parking space at Walmart where folks gather to ogle each others loud random noises and impress male peers. Not my scene
Adnoydall 7 months ago
@Adnoydall Exactly how dumb are you?
cford1992 8 months ago
@cford1992 how smart are you? Can you build a few sentences responding to this video? youtube invites you to the challenge.
Adnoydall 7 months ago
@Adnoydall Yeah I can like: THIS SOLO IS FUCKING KICK ASS, AND YOU ARE A DUMB ASS FOR THINKING THAT EDWARD VAN HALEN IS A ''WANK'' DO YOU GET THE FACT THAT NOBODY LIKES YOUR DUMB ASS? HOW SMART ARE YOU TO REALIZE THAT? GET A FUCKING HINT ASSHOLE, BECAUSE ACCEPT THE FACT THAT EDDIE VAN HALEN IS THE KING, AND WHO ARE YOU? A FUCKING NOBODY, FUCK OFF!!
cford1992 7 months ago 2
@cford1992 I contend that Eruption is "wank" - "fast, repetitive motion", which is clearly seen in the video. And I've been disagreeing that this supposed to be the "greatest solo ever" because it lacks a few elements to qualify as such, namely some kind of dramatic arc, a storyline, cohesiveness, etc.
I've offered the analogy of "ricer car at Walmart" to help you see what I'm seeing. Ed revs his engine a few times, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, then he starts playing with the stereo, etc.
Adnoydall 7 months ago
@Noydsucr Noyd, here you are again, histrionic, acting out in " Joseph Goebbels" persona, " Heil Noyd" Heil Noyd"! Noyd, youtube invites people to comment on videos, once, perhapsthree times to discuss, why is this your 7865 attack post on this video alone? Mad Noyd? Your anger is so rageful that you must attack all that comment. Negative feedback, is your fuel, as your so neglected in your life, so angry at the world. Who have you influenced, besides the people that make your meds? EVH is God
Lucicsux 7 months ago 2
@Lushsucr yuotube invites to respond to videos, but you project yourself onto me, diimly, rotely, histrionically , angrily, so i'm again showing you that we all, in fact, may say what we like about Eruption.
Eruption is Eds musical ricer car. He revs his 1200cc engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, he cranks the stereo to 11, the paints loud, too, but the sorry never leaves the Walmart parking space its parked in. Not the greatest guitar solo ever created.
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@Lushsucr jesus christ, idiot, youtube allows posters to "disable comments" at their discretion, and you must respect that, too, dolt, just as you must respect anyone posting anything on-topic under videos inviting to "Respond to This Video" Surely you can't be that completely stupid?
But you're not the subject here, what I see is Ed showing off his musical ricer car by tooting fart pipes, making tires squeal, and cranking the stereo to 11 for the sake of noise its a soundtrack for ricer cars
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@Lushsucr I keep commenting on this insipid wank because you repeatedly say I may not, you dim, rote, insipid idiot. youtube is the boss here and invites us all to say whatever we like about this wank, whether you like it or not. You still don't comprehend that much, or little.
This immobile repetitive wank makes me think of ricer cars. Ed revs his lil engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 but this wank goes absolutely nowhere musically. It farts.
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@Noydsucr Ill speak to you in english, Youtube invites people to comment on videos, why do you comment thousands of times,on the same video, the same repetative verbal diahhreah over and over? Mad Noyd? Tell us aboput those aliens, before your new video comes out. elaborate please...? EVh is Moses
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@Lushsucr youre not on the video so lets concentrate on its contents, shall we.
I watch this video and can't help but think "ricer cars".
Ed revs his engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke, the stereos cranked to 11. "Watch this, check this out, listen to this" but the story doesn't go anywhere, like the ricer in "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it ".
Musically, Eruption is parked at Walmart and never leaves the parking space.
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@Lushsucr another new day, another invitation by youtube to respond to videos in a sane and normal tone, not talk about yourself dimly, rotely, asininely, obsessively,
Musically Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart parks his ricer car at Walmart, revs the engine into the red, makes the fart pipes toot, and teen boys gawk and drool. The car goes nowhere, just makes a lot of noise, Thats what Eruption does - or doesn't - musically, as well.
Adnoydall 8 months ago
Nobodys obsessing, dimly, rotety asininely projecting but you. LOL = too stupid to comprehend simple English "annally labotomy"
Enough about you and your incessant narcissistic, dim, rote asinine self
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I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
Adnoydall 8 months ago
@Noyd, Teen Boys infatuation, fartpipes, delusions of grandeur, you need to do this for the kids. EVh is God
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Lucicsux 8 months ago
@Lushsucr lol you dim rote retard. Eruption and ricer cars attract teen boys, all of which bore me, idiot. but get you thinking fart pipes in a sexual context because you're a dim rote asinine projecting gay who needs a shrink. Enough about you all the time.
I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
Adnoydall 8 months ago
@Adnoydall your sexual attraction to teen boys and EVH needs attention, get some for your..........
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Generalized anxiety disorder, or GAD, is a disorder characterized by diffuse and chronic worry. Unlike people with phobias or post-traumatic disorders, people with GAD do not have their worries provoked by specific triggers; they may worry about almost anything having to do with ordinary life. EVH is God
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@AdNoyd teen boys are not for sexual purposes as you want, or EVH is straight, married, so stop fantasizing about this God, get help for your............
Hallucinations
A hallucination is a false perception occurring without any identifiable external stimulus and indicates an abnormality in perception. The false perceptions can occur in any of the five sensory modalities. EVH is God
Lucicsux 8 months ago
@Lushsucr you keep right on blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
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Hallucinations
A hallucination is a false perception occurring without any identifiable external stimulus and indicates an abnormality in perception. The false perceptions can occur in any of the five sensory modalities. Fantasizing about teen boys, you really should address this issue, EVH is God
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@Lushsucr "Ed is God" is some hallucination. Pretty lame. but you keep right on blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
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@Lushsucr nobodys histrionic but you and over a comment you don't like, but you keep right on blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot and teen boys gawk and drool. Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
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Adnoydall is God!! Check out Noyd's guitar work as he simply blows Lord Eddie away in his cover of Eruption. Enter " Adnoydall covers Eruption" in the search engine and watch this god, the Noyd. No one can match his skill or tenacity. the Noyd is God!! With Eltone John on keyboards, Pollock on percussion, and the NOC on lighting, dont knock them, this band will make billions!!
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@Lushsucr nobodys histrionic but you, spouting dimly, rotely, vulqarly asinine, Notice how youtube doesn't ask you to talk about yourself, but rather discuss videos in a sane and rational manner. Like this:
I find Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old guy makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool "Who, awesome"
Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car
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Top his game.
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not music. sorry. crap.
treasuretroveofmath 8 months ago
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whopperplate 8 months ago
@adnoydall people like you deserve to be shot, hating on people who have talent just because you have non at all and are jeleouse of anyone with a hint of talent, your a sad disgrace of a human and shouldn't even be considered a person
Alexiho2008 9 months ago 29
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@Alexiho2008 nobodys hating on anyone but you. I'm responding to this video of Eruption alone, which I consider a pointless wankfest. Story goes that Ed wanked around to warm up live, fans loved it, his producer suggested he record it and it caused a revolution in guitar, simply because many chose to wank over practicing songcraft. Michael Jackson liked Eds wank enough to have him play some on Beat It which was perfect but it soon went downhill from there. Jump, Catherine.
Adnoydall 9 months ago
@Adnoydall Adnoydall (6 hours ago) Spam Marked as spam Aye, celebs always feel appreciated and safe when fans utter rageful death threats in their names:
"You fantasize, hallucinate that Lord Eddie is your friend and peer, when in fact, he cannot stand you, or the urine smell that is on you. Wolfie hates you. EVH is God"
Another attempt by the Noyd to get sympathy from people, when in fact he is delusional and fantasizes , and obviously cannot read.....Cheers. EVH is God
Lucicsux 8 months ago 4
@Lushsucr a lot of Eds guitar playing is a random wankfest a la gimmicky Eruption, which is why its tedious after a while. If this musical ricer car ever left the Walmart parking lot I'd say fine, but it doesn't. It sits there, engine revved into the red over and over, fart pipes tooting, tires squealing, stereo cranked to 11, buncha teen boys adoring the car and themselves and each other for being so badass - dimly, rotely vulgalry. The "point" is to make noise for a few minutes toot toot
Adnoydall 8 months ago
@LunaticNoyd Youre a psychotic Lunatic, infatuated with Lord Edward VH, you wank at all of his videos, being anaaly probed in a WalMart, witnessed by teens. Your fartpipe will never be the same. EVH is God
Lucicsux 8 months ago 3
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@Lushsucr youtube asks you refrain from dim, rote, asinine projection and instead try to have a real conversation
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. I prefer real music
Adnoydall 8 months ago
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Lucicsux 8 months ago 3
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@Lushsucr again, youtube asks you refrain from dim, rote, asinine projection and instead try to have a real conversation
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. Wank is okay for a few minutes but I prefer real music. Eds crammed wank everywhere
Adnoydall 8 months ago
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Lucicsux 8 months ago 3
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@Lushsucr lol So "duh (sic) your a unemployed fag . With a Nikki Sixx blow-up doll lolol ED IS GOD"
Perfect, theres another perfect example of dim, rote, projection from you, the closet gay. "in love with
Lord EDVH"
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot.
Adnoydall 8 months ago
@Adnoydalltroll sorry Noyd, i have no idea about Niki Sixx , your paranoid again, but anyway, on topic, youre a psychotic Luantic, secretly in love with Lord Edward VH, no wonder your wife left you. and always remember, EVH is God
Lucicsux 8 months ago 9
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@Lushsucr I'm commenting on your beloved video negatively, which sets off your dim, rote, asinine vulgar self-projection.
Respond to this video? Easy. I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. I prefer real music not this gimmicky wankfest stuff Eds crammed everywhere, unfortunately
Adnoydall 8 months ago
@Adnoydall you to a " T " Delusions typically occur in the context of neurological or mental illness, although they are not tied to any particular disease and have been found to occur in the context of many pathological states (both physical and mental). However, they are of particular diagnostic importance in psychotic disorders and particularly in schizophrenia, paraphrenia, manic episodes of bipolar disorder, and psychotic depression. A perfect diagnosis of Noyd, for all to see. EVH/God
Lucicsux 8 months ago 8
Another diagnosis of the Noyd and his multiple mental disorders. EVH is God
Paranoid personality disorder
People with paranoid personality disorder (PPD) have long-term, widespread and unwarranted suspicions that other people are hostile, threatening or demeaning. These beliefs are steadfastly maintained in the absence of any real supporting evidence.
Lucicsux 8 months ago
@Alexiho2008 dont let the Noyd, Adnoydall get to you, he purposely trolls EVH video's picking online arguments, as his personal life has no real human contact. The Noyd was, and is still being abused, and he was annally probed after the release of " Fair Warning", and since that day, after losing his job as the Domino's pizza Noyd, has dedicated his life to trolling King Edward video's. Noyd has a confession video out, enter " A message from the Noyd. Adnoydall" in the search engine to view.
Lucicsux 9 months ago 10
adnoydall you dont even know what a real guitar is you are probably a fan of the jonas brothers. get a life
Biggestchargersfan21 9 months ago 10
EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD and adnoydals has problems probably because Eddies Guitar melted is FACE!!!!!!!!!!
Biggestchargersfan21 9 months ago 9
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@Biggestchargersfan21 Eds guitar couldn't light a lite beer fart. Its the musical equivalent of a ricer car. 4 cylinders all chatty and nervous, forever in the red because it makes the fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke. the stereos cranked to 11 Its only when Ed breaks the repetition, changes the wank patter, or slips up when good noise happens, and at random intervals.
Adnoydall 9 months ago
A guitAR is much like a woman. hold her in your arms and if she feels right then shes the one for you. If not get a different one. treat her right and take good care of her and you can play beautiful music together. Be careful or you could pop the G string. Dont drop her or she could become warped or twisted. If she dose, you can romove her neck. She must have a nut and a set of keys to be right and you should never put her down. Always give lots of attention for best results
davidwaters69 9 months ago
What with this adynoidalidicking dude.. If you happen to go to hell ( you would cuz if ED is GOD then he wont want your ass) then do not pass hell go and do not collect 200 hell dollars hahah damn that was funny
xoYoungGunox 10 months ago 4
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@wimpyliberal responds to a video by blathering vulgar and asinine about Gaga, Adolf, Clarice, Jodie Foster, non-stop imagery of penises in anuses, oceans of sperm and fecal discharge, none of which are on the video. Its only Ed wanking stale.
Jodie Fosters not on the video and neither are the sperm and anal secretions he hallucinates about under Eds wank non-stop.
Adnoydall 9 months ago
My son the Noid, Adnoydall has serious, serious mental issues, ever since he got fired from Dominos pizza, he has been in a mental downward spiral, attacking all followers of Mr Edward Van Halen. The noid was annally probed in a WalMart parking lot back in 1981 , and this was witnessed by teen boys in cars. Please mark my sons, the Noids postings as spam, Thank you.
AdnoydalsFather 10 months ago 29
i kindaagree with noyd. he kinda became a clone of himself in the later years.but the guy was a musical genious on the first 4 van halen albums. jus my opinion
bwilliams20071 11 months ago
@bwilliams20071 and thats fine. No need to linger around under youtube videos wishing "fags" and "niggers" dead who don't adore Ed as God. Ed certainly doesn't ever give fans any thought.
Ed did some good stuff and a lot of not so good and its okay to say so.
Adnoydall 11 months ago
@bwilliams20071 having an opinion is one thing. resorting to sending people links to child porn sites and accussing them of being racist is another. Avoid the noid. Evh is god.
wimpyliberalbuster32 11 months ago 3
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@wimpyliberal you go right ahead and "accuss" people. lol
Adnoydall 11 months ago
@AdnoydallBuffalloBill Noyd, someday, when Jodie Foster comes knocking at your door, and confronts you about your psychotic behavior, you will have no defense. your computer is litered with kiddy porn, you closets filled with mannequins dressed like Eddie Van Halen, and your basement filled with toddlers you've handcuffed and rape daily. You psychotic fuck. EVH is god.
wimpyliberalbuster32 11 months ago 6
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@wimpyliberal Jodie Fosters not on the video and neither are the sperm and anal secretions you hallucinate about under his wank non-stop.
Disgusting to anyone are your dim rote asinine chants in Ed's name about sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD Sperm, penis, anus, rape ED IS GOD
Whats "kiddy"? Whats "litered"?
Adnoydall 11 months ago
@Adnoydall Not only is the Noyd psychotic, but he is also a Grammar Nazi. He probably shares the same traits as another famous Nazi: Adolf hitler himself. Htler enjoyed having his cousing piss in his mouth. Do you share this fetish Noyd? Ugh. Disgusting. Clarice is comin for ya. Buffalo Bill. EVH is god.
wimpyliberalbuster32 11 months ago 9
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@wimpyliberal responds to a video by blathering vulgar and asinine about Gaga, Adolf, Clarice, Jodie Foster, non-stop imagery of penises in anuses, oceans of sperm and fecal discharge, none of which are on the video. Its only Ed wanking stale.
Adnoydall 11 months ago
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@wimpyliberal l lol, what are the lyrics to Eruption as per his fans "your a dilusioanl troll spewwing more verbal repetative diahrea those negores fuck you anus "
Adnoydall 11 months ago
@Lushsucr Respond to this Video, dont tell us about your asinine vulgar gaydreams here. Nobody on the video but Ed, erupting in a cacophony of randomness.
Ed himself called this mess "Eruption" which, the dictionary says, means = "a sudden outburst, a rash or blemish on the skin" I agree with Ed. Its a musical blackhead, or acne. Or like some teen boys noisily showing off their ricer cars in some parking lot, all about noise. I'm not into that scene
Adnoydall 1 year ago
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@indivum I think I'll just comment on the video as youtube invites. Ed called this wank "Eruption", meaning "a sudden outburst, a rash or blemish on the skin" Eds erupting in a cacophony of noise. Its too frantic yet lightweight to be describing, say, a volcano erupting. Maybe it is acne was playing about?
The best I can tell this this is a musical description of some teenager making his ricer cars fart pipes erupt with toots, tires erupt with squeals, the car stereo erupting with guitar wank
Adnoydall 1 year ago
The Netherlands should be proud of this Guitar God and his roots from there, unlike the Noyd, and Immodium....EVH is God! Cant wait for a new tour to see this legend ....again!
Lucicsux 1 year ago
@Lucicsux Noyd might be a despicable little cretin, he's right about one thing though. Ed doesn't give a fuck about fans like you. Now say, thank you Holland, thank you for the Master of Tapping, the Innovator of Rock, the God of Guitar, the one and only ELVH. Other than that, not a single word from you about Holland anymore, or things will get real ugly. I will blitz your second rate trailer ass over the fucking mountains.
indivum 1 year ago
"Ed certainly didn't get his talent from his mother. His mother is only an Indonesian. She should feel lucky she ever found a white guy to have sex with her. ED IS GOD" - Ed's fans on youtube
Adnoydall 1 year ago
@AdnoydallLoughner The Shirelles are God, Noyd, Benny Mardones is God, The best fight ever is God, Noyd! Jackson Pollock is God Noyd!!! Youre a failure at life, and will never amount to anything besides being a useless piece of shit, serial troll, maybe you should go meet immodium, he klives in the netherlands too, and seems to like teen boys as you so. Maybe you 2 can creep in stereo, and do a pole 69 with each other, wanking away at each others fartipe. o yeah..EVH is God
Lucicsux 1 year ago
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@Lushsucr Eruption inspires you to erupt in dim, rote, asinine penis-centered blather, which perfectly supports my contention that its not the greatest solo ever, as judged by the vulgar, asinine, idiotic, racist fans it attracts.
I'd say the randomness of Eruption, its lacking any discernable story, topic, or dramatic arc, is a good soundtrack to kids showing off their ricer cars in a Walmart parking lot somewhere.
Not my scene, thats for sure.