It's funny, but if I only listened to your voice and didn't read the title, I would have thought you were saying "What to do if I happen see a beer in Canada."
My grandmother lived on Blewett road and so did we...when she would walk over to our house,which was about a quarter of a mile from hers, she would carry rolled-up news papers in one hand and matches in the other. She figured if she had a problem with a bear along the road, she would light the papers on fire to scare it off. :) Seriously!! As far as i know, she never met up with a bear...
One day in the wood, there was an atheism advocator got chase by a bear. In his panick he screamed: "Oh my god! Help me!" God appeared before him and frozen time. He asked him: "You idiot blasphemer! Why should I save you?" So the atheist said: "It would be hypocrite of me to ask you to make a Christian out of me. But perhaps you can make the bear your believer?" "OKAY!" Said god.
But it IS a good idea to chase BEERS on bicycles!
starward 4 years ago
It's funny, but if I only listened to your voice and didn't read the title, I would have thought you were saying "What to do if I happen see a beer in Canada."
starward 4 years ago
My grandmother lived on Blewett road and so did we...when she would walk over to our house,which was about a quarter of a mile from hers, she would carry rolled-up news papers in one hand and matches in the other. She figured if she had a problem with a bear along the road, she would light the papers on fire to scare it off. :) Seriously!! As far as i know, she never met up with a bear...
canoe4u 4 years ago
That lady sounded very Canadian. Ive had my run ins with bears, its my experience that its good to have several dogs around the bear will run away.
Noah2112 4 years ago
Maybe great opportunity to recommend the film Grizzly Man by Werner Herzog, if one likes to see them very closely.
wowJhil 4 years ago
One day in the wood, there was an atheism advocator got chase by a bear. In his panick he screamed: "Oh my god! Help me!" God appeared before him and frozen time. He asked him: "You idiot blasphemer! Why should I save you?" So the atheist said: "It would be hypocrite of me to ask you to make a Christian out of me. But perhaps you can make the bear your believer?" "OKAY!" Said god.
CarefulSquid 4 years ago
Time resume and the beat stopped. He knells over, paws together, bowed and prays: "Lord, thank you for this food which I m about to receive, Amen."
Believers! Fear not ze bears!Everyone (include me) your screwed..
CarefulSquid 4 years ago
Haha, thanks for the laugh :)
wowJhil 4 years ago
A rear bear tear and wear, if you walk quietly on your hair
ponhand 4 years ago
But... don't spray into the wind... cause that really sucks.
KitanaiYatsu 4 years ago