Billy Mays -- The Awesome Auger

[xDrickk]

LOOK HOW FUCKING BADASS I CAN MAKE PLANTING FLOWERS LOOK!

DRILL.

HOLE.

FLOWER.

DRILL.

HOLE.

FLOWER.

[ParaSpite]

Sounds dangerously dangerous.

[TheLandOfJono]

@zombadude "i'm lord of the pitch!"

[warelord360]

@TheLandOfJono "And leader in home sale!"

[cottonwell]

@warelord360 "you're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail"

[blahhotel1499]

did eny one notes that hes Spanish at 43

[zombadude]

"I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your Quaker oats! I'll shoot our rhymes down like a regimen of redcoats!"

[antieye555]

Wtf is this crap

[xservintage]

Gaston Seeks Satisfaction brought me here. Billy was so cool.

[Spleej]

Holy Fuck that thing has LAZER SHARP BLADES FUCK WE HAVE BEEN DOING IT WR?ONG WITH RAZOR FUCK THAT IM FIREING MY LAZOR BLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ABBYGASKINS18]

Oh, thank God! I thought my yard was embarrassing because of my collection of flamingos and garden gnomes!...Turns out, it's just the weeds. Thanks, Awesome Auger!

[wartheft24]

a man with no legs invented the Awsome Auger

[Electro1313]

19.95? It's always 19.99 D:

[1angel0777]

How come the sound and the video don't match up?

[claire1667]

the sound seems off from the video

[mardukgoose]

GUARENTEED TO BURN YOUR DRILL OUT IN NO TIME AT ALL!!!

[flyingspacepotatoes]

if someone's embarassed by weeds and dandelions i don't thionk they need an auger.

[OJtheModerator]

So is it the world's most efficient and powerful yard tool, or the most efficient and powerful yard tool you'll ever use?

[MrChingchongdingdong]

vince can suck billy mayes dead cock

[HailTheOri]

Zip 'n' Clip.... Check

Zip ties for Zip 'n' Clip.... Check

Zorbeez.... Check

Samurai Shark.... Check

Awesome Auger.... Check

Ginzu Knives... Check

Map to Ex-Boyfriend's home... Check

[whopper1209]

Good to cut body's in little pieces and then bury it in a hole :)

[MuRkCLAN]

id buy it just for the free drill

[hoserPhalanx]

I have an awesome auger in my pants

[Hauntzor]

Billy Mays's grave was dug with the Awesome Auger, his coffin shined to perfection with Orange Glo, and sealed with Mighty Putty.

[ivenstorm]

its perfect......for hiding a body

[Clanknar]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE! ARE YOU TIRED OF THE GROUND? WELL DONT PUT UP WITH IT ANY MORE! BUY THE AWSOMEAUGER AND U CAN TOTALY DESTROY ANYTHING IN YOU WAY!

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

Billy Mays was an annoying idiot salesman selling all kinds of useless crap. Always promoting it like the 8th wonder of the universe. I am happy that he is pushing up the daisys

[Brittanyluvsmj]

"get the awesome-"

[playerztzmez]

lol i really cant pull these plants off its really hard!!/s4rc4Zm

[dudetocartman]

HI IM HERE WITH AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO SAY!

Today is the 1 year anniversary of his death

RIP Billy mays!

ILL NEVER FORGET YOU!

THANKS FOR ADVERTISING GOOD PRODUCTS!

[barirdeeee2]

the products were alwais 20 bucks

[gymer15]

I wonder if he is a pitch man in the after life

[imluznit4]

ordered that thing and when it came to the house it wasnt even close to what it looks like in the commercial.probably one of the biggest waste of 19.95 in my life

[4eightyvolt]

@imluznit4 did they actually send a free drill? 

[AssassinJordi]

His grave was dug with the Awesome Auger, engraved with Grave-it and it says"

''HI BILLY MAYS HERE''

[mrThorleifsen]

The video should get slow down

[snowguy54]

Hahaha sync win

[Flameo99]

Fake and Gay

[nelson4568]

stick a brillow pad on the end of it and you can kiss what tampons leave behind..., dont have money for an abortion, hell just insert into your vaginal canal and in 1, 2, 3 easy steps you'll never have to worry about condoms again

[MrLastlived]

Reminds me of the gun

[guynamedjoe]

Engrish

[Deathblade25]

Billy Mays here!

[MrAaronFoSho]

Noooo!

Here!

[CaptClassic]

why do you have it all out of sync and slightly sped up? annoying

[thelittlegreenninja]

Mix Paint, Concrete, and Cake mix! :D Jk.

RIP Billy

[ECWfan112]

Billy Mays' grave was dug with The Awesome Auger

[JakedaSnayk21]

hahahah

[zeldaman535]

@ECWfan112 lol

[09hahug]

@ECWfan112 that i so funny but if you laugh you go to hell

[VentriloquistMaster]

@ECWfan112 and mighty putty to fix his coffin

[rswarrior49]

@ECWfan112 And his coffin was polished with Orange-Glo

[barnie7219]

Removes stumps??

[whowantsabighug]

i always thought an auger was one of thoose oldy time ovens

[Belgianclubber]

Can u use it as a sextoy?

[Sevii2223]

Noobfag.

Go to hell.

[geurgeury]

it's newfag not noobfag

and you're the newfag since you can't spell it <.<

[Racamonkey]

thats not even funny asshole

[herllo2u2]

Lol!

You fly bastard!

[Rickyrinconmoviestar]

BURRY? Damn you can't even fucking spell bury you retarded fucktard

[AltJisatsu]

kjhkjhkhkjh

[AltJisatsu]

huwer

[zikten]

The world will miss you, Billy....

[148master]

Holy shit, you get the drill free?

[Choopmans]

Looks like a killer would buy this shit lol

[HailTheOri]

@Choopmans Little known fact: Billy Mays was a serial killer until 1985 when he became the gadgeteer in kick ass portable weaponry and killing aids for Chuck Norris.

[13mams]

GOOGLE/YOUTUBE AMERICA"S NEXT PICHMAN TO SEE WHATS NEXT!! Funniest most sincere pitch to Anthony Sullivan EVER!!! Help Billy's AWESOME salesmanship live on!!

[hannahfanhere2088]

B Bi Bil Bill Billy Billy M Billy Ma Billy May Billy Maye Billy Mayes Billy Mayes r Billy Mayes ru Billy Mayes rul Billy Mayes rule Billy Mayes rules

[Travenrocks]

how hard is it to dig a hole?

[santasia14]

Have you tried it? Its alot easier with this, holes are kind of hard to dig. Escpecially whenever you get rocks or roots on the way. Thats just a pain x3

[MrSteve1337]

Sync Fail

[GreenSwordsman45]

I like how the bits with Billy Mays talking are sped up and COMPLETELY out-of-sync.

[InsanePoopMaster]

I'll take that and use it as a spear

[metalmad101]

lmao

[MAIJORproductions]

he doesnt scream he projects his voice, he said it himself

[emokill60]

yep in pitchman

[oskarsoftw]

Lol it said the price of the powrdrill was 120! But it only showed that for a split second ofc!

[WTHisCrunk]

no, it said it was a $120 value

[IeXoTTiC]

it said its a $120 value.. reeadddd!

[robinqm]

That Shamwow Vince guy probably killed him...JK ;)

[dxmemxpac]

Are they going to use this to dig his grave?

[ultimatesly]

hahahahahaha

[benshoofbrian]

god dude stop fucking up the audio

[ultimatesly]

hhaahahaha

[sniperlink05]

RIP Billy... you are my hero...

[MoarLiekJewTube]

i heard this is what they're digging his grave with

[RiskyMinority73]

I did want the "yell and sell" to stop. But not in this way. Now who do we make fun of???

[ultrakool]

we still have gilbert gottfried to be annoyed by

[ChaosBW]

audio was completely off.

[sassystella]

R.I.P Billy Mays!

[TechnoGod13]

hes dead sad face

[CreepyMcCreep]

Why is this in fast forward, anyway?

[XOapplepieloverXO]

RIP billy. your commercials always made me laugh!

[energizerbunny26]

Billy and Mj were both 50....very scary

[veviii]

no.

[joyce9672002]

that was my first thought too. >.>

[Nightyoshi12]

I miss Billy already. TV will never be the same without him.

R.I.P. 1958-2009.

[ANSTREW]

Billy Mays will live on forever in our memories so he isn't really dead as long as we remember him.

[Nightyoshi12]

I guess your right. Billy might be gone but we'll never lose are memorys of him. I hope Billy finds his way into Heaven. He deserves it.

[AscendedShinigami]

Billy mays could sell Playboy mags to Jesus.

[raptor212]

HAHAHA

[apop99]

bahah ya he was really that good

[superbad1982]

he will sell his way into it. He will be admitted to heaven because he is a god of pitch men

[emperorforlife08]

My dad shot this commercial. Billy was an amazing person... RIP Billy Mays

[PARANOiASurvivor290]

Rest in peace, Billy Mays. I remember just a few weeks ago I was watching his video when he went through a McDonald's drive-thru. He seemed so happy and now he's dead.

[AdultSwim815]

Anthony Sullivan isn't as fun to watch on Pitchmen :[

[BrasilGyrl]

RIp we'll miss you man!

[wvee5]

RIP billy mays he wuz always optimitic for his products rest in peace my friend

[coreyownsyourface]

RIP Billy! YOU WILL BE MISSED

[ryan2546]

RIP - BILLY MAYS

[yumyumshisha]

a legend

[TheKillCommander]

RIP

[iHerduLiekzMudkip]

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE

[arbiter144]

Rest in Peace Billy Mays! :'(

[TREman2300]

RIP Billy. bad time for celebritys

[goodburger4593]

RIP

[SuperAlexYeah]

rip billy ;(

[rotjesenmatjes]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

[simpsonstewie]

why do they use soft soil? ive never seen any body with such soft soil. I could barely go an inch deep with my shovel and my drill is supposed to do that? idont think so.

[carcrash714]

The Awesome Auger was my porn name in the 80's

[score1forpeter]

STUBBORORN STUMPS!

[Hoba223]

wouldnt that like burn out your drill?

[NastyaRussianBeauty]

lol.....y he yell to much!

[Shun101010]

billy mays here with another FANTASTIC product.

[baozeng]

everybody love weeds

[Acm4441]

correction: everybody loves weed.

[whodank]

This MIGHT work in like.. the most loose soil ever....

[RedlineNRG]

Ungh my dick is hard

[mstblue]

Billy Mays jacks off the Awesome Auger at 00:18 LOL

[Shorigun]

i loled

[JoeM2000]

Haha I laughed too.

[LOLInAHat]

Billy FTW!

Anyone else notice on this video and the Hercules hook one, he says "toll" instead of "tool"?

[ShadowedPerfection]

Haha words are a bit off you should visit our youtube channel to look at a spoof off the infomercials

[TheBenson101]

haha he is retarted

[obanblader]

whenever he says awesome auger i think of the gun in resistance 2 but it like rapes more lol

[MFAtlas]

Bit spedup

[1f5sda]

Billy Mays for President!

[olsern]

Making American's EVEN more fat:D

[BigTenney7324]

BILLY MAYS IS GOD

[Starkiller148]

y are people rating this badly? Billy Mays is awesome!

[clashdo]

This will help me planting my weed, hate bending over to plant dem seeds

[bulletride6662]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loopdiloop89]

WTF! holy shit all this did was trip me out. everythings moving really fast while billy may is yelling at me

[jalapalois1]

lmfao

[sp93acs]

i heard there was a freak accident in michigan where the guy couldnt handle the power/recoil and drilled his wife in the face.. The wife doesnt have a face anymore..

[cyborgtroy]

"Made of solid steel"

Well, liquid steel wouldn't be very effective, now would it?

[jezuzfreek777]

lol

[C17Citadel]

Holy! Hi Jezuzfreek, did you buy the awesome auger?

[jezuzfreek777]

nah  only moron would buy this.

[OMGKTHXBAI]

or gas steel

[chunkybut555]

A regular drill sells for $60 i doubt this works.

Oh yeah you can also kill somebody with the awesome auger

[picturethief]

The awesome Auger was used to dig the Chunnel in England. It has also been extensively tested by dematologists to remove moles on your face. Its available in Lemon, Cheese, and Vanilla flavour.

[picturethief]

"Most powerful garden tool you will ever use". Ya stupid chainsaws and riding lawn mowers are so weak compared to this.

[ethen24]

Yes lawnmowers and chainsaws are no match for the sheer awesomeness of Billy May's Awesome Auger

[Mario6667777]

Great for killing zombies in Dead Rising.

[bigbluechevy12345]

lmao

[Mario6667777]

From the commercial or from the comment I made.

[bigbluechevy12345]

well both really but origionaly for the comment...once again lmao

[Mario6667777]

OK!

[TakinInc]

lol

[Mario6667777]

Okay!

[cyborgtroy]

What about this tractor?

No, the Auger's magical battery is MORE powerful than this 6,000 horsepower diesel engine!

Watch this!

*Uses the auger to pull a fully loaded 80,000 pound tractor-trailer*

NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF AWESOME AUGER!

[Shadowofaghost]

Hi Billy Mays here and I'm here to show you the tool that Nazi Germany created for Air Raiding your compost piles and cutting through your loose top soil with laser sharp edge technology.

[muffinChicka385]

laser sharp?

so it will dissolve your yard?

[HolyKatana]

Anyone else hoping this would be for a toilet auger?