The Axis Of Awesome - How To (Full Mix)

[silverpyro19]

22 people can't bake a scone or catch a duck

[WoTLKelor]

Pick up a gun and drink a beer

Now you know how to kill a deer

[TheRockRiff]

To which bit?

[ItsBusinessTime94]

Gordon Ramsay... take notes

[LaceGrid]

Hey, thanks for ruining the original song for me! Now, every time I hear it somewhere I start chuckling and everybody looks at me like I was a moron! (The fact that I'm a psychology student and should be extra sympathetic doesn't make it any better)

[GstylezJumps]

Now I know what to do with that body iny closet

[Phi1981]

Why should I keep the hea.... Oh! .... kinky

[dylanr19]

I know this is a stupid question, but whats the name of the original song? not the parody but the proper song :L

[tallon94]

@dylanr19 how to save a life by the fray

[TheDarkwasp]

@43Y3S how to save a life :)

[43Y3S]

@TheDarkwasp thank you

[43Y3S]

what song are theses a parody of?

[sherryhuggins769]

online local jobs now careertaker(dot)info found my job this way

[jackmoran94]

19 people threw away the head

[Zaphiro635]

0:00 <===== remind me to use this

[pusciferfan07]

I don't know about anyone else, but I like music that takes more than three brain cells to listen to.

[720pblog]

I wonder if you can do all three at once...

[honan91]

@720pblog its possible, but you need to find a prostitute duck (2 birds 1 stone kinda thing...or broom handle in this case :P) however those slutty ducks can be quite elusive...

[MegaHomer999]

@720pblog Well first you catch a duck that's selling it's body, then you make a duck-whore scone :)

[Kern1996]

@sanderman15 How to save a life by the Fray.

[sourpatch5900]

@buttpiratesunite are you sure? the scone one definitely is an innuendo for sex, but I can't figure out the one for ducks.

[0wn4g3M4st3r]

@sourpatch5900 ermm...no....I think it's just telling us how to bake scones and catch ducks.

[corprum]

That scone recipe sucks!

[brownteal21]

How to kill a hookah.

[sourpatch5900]

I don't get the duck innuendo, but I get the scone one. anyone care to explain?

[ButtpiratesUnite]

@sourpatch5900 There is no innuendo..

[Thrushpelt]

so I must wonder how videos of puppies frolicking can get ike 100 dislikes but songs about killing hookers only get 14. I don't dislike this song but it makes you wonder....

[Anstraxe]

I have done all three and I have to say that it actually works...

[markllau]

14 ppl never succeeded any of those

[sanderman15]

what is original song?

[joshmore]

@sanderman15 how to save a life by the fray

[ojskibojskii]

This is the best tutorial on youtube, thank you! :D

[eviljosh999]

13 burnt there scones

[Ubercheese01]

this is NOT the full mix. There is more to the hooker song. Full of lies.

[flaaasko]

@Ubercheese01 Everybody know how to kill a hooker, but catch a duck and bake a scone is quite more difficult.

[honan91]

@flaaasko yeah dude, grand theft auto games have been teaching kids how to kill hookers for years, so you can get your money back afterwards :D

[ZombieSlaver]

@Ubercheese01

Stop bitching and link to the full version then.

[ButtpiratesUnite]

@flaaasko he ment like scone mix.. not that they're played 1 after the other :P

[narutosblood]

12 people dont know how to kill a hooker, bake a scone or catch a duck

[asnTimark]

@mandydax ask X-23 (MvC3) apparently she knows more then one way to skin a cat :P

[mandydax]

Guys, I need help! Do you know how to skin a cat? I know there is more than one way, but the internet is of no help on this subject. :(

[gearsmate]

@mandydax yeah call the police and ask them yourself ;)

[OmnipotentGodOfAll]

Anyone know where I can find a video with the seperate "How to..." songs. I.e. where I can listen to How to kill a hooker in it's entirety,

Oh and this question excludes the live videos, I want to hear the lyrics;)

[stingy1sam]

I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.. The lyrics are genius and the sheer irony of singing about murdering a hooker over "how to save a life" is just sensational..

[Gotyeman]

@Bladeoffat punny.

[devineskilled]

i put this song on when im baking, trying to catch a duck and when im about to kill a hooker

[dementedpidgin]

Axis of awesome r the best i saw them at the fringe !!!!!! :)

[Vortex1077]

I disliked this video just to ruin the 9 hooker jokes.

[ut2k4wikichici]

Its so messed up, but it makes me hungry.

[eskyguard]

3 scones, 3 ducks, and 3 hookers watched this.

[IAmAdrianSheperd]

No hookers, ducks, or scones were hurt in the making of this video

[Jimbotheone]

I hate these, but here we go:

9 people are motell owners who had hookers killed in their rooms

[aeslkjfhghae]

9 hookers seem to have visited this page..

[lthornto95]

absoloutely hilolrious

[RythmPrincess02]

9 people are ducks who nightlight as hookers and hate scones.

[DinosauRvitaminS]

i'm going to go kill my wife now

[Bomberman488]

9 People Didnt Catch A Duck

[daRealNika]

does anyone know where to get the lyrics, or can anyone send them to me?

Would be great!

[Antii1985]

@daRealNika Maybe try google for axis of awesome lyrics

[popstar122089]

i thought he was going to say pot brownies

[Bearsca]

I'm not sure you'd be able to bake a scone simply after this, but with a little brainwork or pre-knowledge i guess you've just learnt three new things in two minutes, amazing.

[alovejokes]

LOL

[Dresos]

It's epic, it's awesome and it's funny as hell XD

[TRiGGeRImPaCt]

8 people were either hookers or ducks

[irockdudeoo7]

sounds almost like jack black? lol

[JessieSmells]

8 people don't know how to hit the like button. Maybe Axis of Awesome can add a verse so they know.

[zodnik]

Just got an urge to go bake scones, feed them to a duck i caught, and train the duck to kill a hooker. Don't know why

[morg102]

@zodnik lmao, That's thinking outside the box xD

[jandearabier]

Feel you left out a few first lines. Great songs though :)

[TheKarmakam]

ex dee!!

[mcglatch]

7 people have missed the like button

[NinjaStarfish94]

Cool, i always wanted top know how to bake scones, catch ducks and kill hooker...

[cjasper95]

Hookers FTW 

[ultimaseph]

i love the avis of awesome xD

[guitarpro72]

Yum Duck Flavoured Scone

[Karthain1]

oh, you have to keep the head after killing the hooker.... that makes more sense... maybe i can feed it to my new pet duck...

[timlyo]

WHY AREN'T THIS BAND ON SPOTIFY !!! they really should be

[Eletromanisme]

next song will be how to make a lightsaber, how to create black hole's and how to beat chuck norris with a lion's foot.

[KoFSn1per]

@Eletromanisme If you knew anything about the laws of nature you'd know that the third task is impossible... :3

[Eletromanisme]

@KoFSn1per dislike. its now my life goal.

[RagnarokDhana]

@Eletromanisme For informations about kicking Chuck Norris ass, ask one of the only 4 people ever who where at least as Badass as him : Jesus, Segata Sanchiro, Mr. Fred Rogers and Goddamn Simo Hayha (you know, the guy in Finland's war that killed single-handedly 705 frakking russian soldiers).

[Eletromanisme]

@RagnarokDhana Will Ferrell is beta than Chuck Norris.

[overpwnageuber]

@Eletromanisme BETA? really. thats pronounced like (BAY-TA) good job. just type out better next time doesnt make u feel as stupid do u

[Eletromanisme]

@overpwnageuber BHAA HA HA HA HA

[Ch33s3M6n]

@Eletromanisme ur gonna die. just saying

[nahizzing1]

@RagnarokDhana i think its fair to say Eric Cartman is a god and is above everyone you said

[RagnarokDhana]

@nahizzing1 Nope. There's no way I want this guy as my God. Better to kick God's ass if it was the case.

[mindstormmaster]

I know what I'm doing this weekend! :D

[m3ntyl]

@mindstormmaster Your killing a hooker?

[xXElcoXx]

@mindstormmaster Have a nice meal! Don't forget that the eyes are especially delicious.

[mickytee4]

@mindstormmaster baking scones?..... :|



[iWin72]

Another valuable life lesson taught through the wonders of song.

[lank05]

LOL god i love this song.

[piexxeater]

AWESOMEEEEEEE

[assassain7]

whhhhhhuuuuuuuutttttttt?

[necorscythe]

You guys are fucking hilarious.

[awesometom69]

its madd dog song now i know how to kill a hooker ;)

[Whoracle8531]

6 people are too dump to even know how to vote 'like'..

[TexWinterLAL]

@Whoracle8531 One person is too dump to even know how to spell 'dumb'

[marioman1242]

Yay now I know how to cook scones and catch ducks....and kill hookers!

[darken27]

@marioman1242

The great thing is that you can do these in any order you want! :D

[dannz03]

love this! ahaha, 6 dislikes? how come you dislike this good song? what the hell are the biebers fan doing here?

[smilingassassin1000]

@Acegeeza I dunno. I saw it live though and i've been looking for it since. It was a great song! But yeah, if anyone knows then please tell

[smilingassassin1000]

@Acegeeza I dunno. I saw it live though and i've been looking for it since. It was a great song! But yeah, it anyone knows then please tell

[Red12boy1]

think i wet myself.............

[trym94]

Think 6 Persons got offended by the Hooker part, so they missed the Like button and pressed Dislike ;/

[Shmoofles]

@trym94

you mean 6 people are hookers..or ducks XD

[blackcherryroze]

The one thing that annoys me about this video is it doesn't tell you what temperature to heat the oven to. What if I wanted to present my boyfriend with some lovely scones in the morning along with a duck and a hooker's head? <----- Most confusing morning ever! What the hell am I going to do now? Just present him with a duck and a hooker's head? Nothing else screams get out of here while you're still alive more. But add some freshly baked scones in there and you're still a lovely woman.

[poiuyt748]

@blackcherryroze fuck yes :p

[onliolfs]

Is this song on iTunes?

[HeScreamsEpic]

lyrics plz haha

[justinx33x]

kool i noe how to bake a hooker

[rabitshadow]

I now have duck flavoured scones stored in the ribcage of a dead hooker ^^

[tgdwarf]

@rabitshadow so you dint dump the body.... faillll

[MrJimarla]

@rabitshadow lol

[Falter4Victory]

@rabitshadow you did it wrong. You were supposed to keep the head, not the ribcage!

[lolzorg92]

@rabitshadow LOL

[PerfectChaosZeta]

@rabitshadow Does that mean she ate them first?

[snowmanmanvideo]

@rabitshadow u were supposed to just keep the head.

[P1kac11u]

Urgh The scones i made with this recipe Sucked urgh

[metalhead55593]

man i want a duck... or a hooker :P

[xxKiwixxStrawberryxx]

I know how to catch a duck now :D

[camvam]

hahahahaha funnies stuff ever

[beckyboo1001]

Okay, 5 dislikes on this but 280 on the 4 chord song? I loved both, dont get me wrong, but isnt that kind of ironic?

[Durpanny]

@beckyboo1001 why is it ironic?

[xKiesix]

@Durpanny I think she means irony the same way "happiness" means a swift kick to the gut.

Essentially, she thinks irony = dark humor.

[beckyboo1001]

@xKiesix Oh right. I can get mixed up.

[Andsre]

@beckyboo1001 The 4 chord song has about 45.000 more votes so you can't just compare number of dislikes.

Both songs have about 1% dislikes.

[beckyboo1001]

@Andsre Ok, I wasnt taking that in. Thanks.

[Gavanization]

thats the best

[raryan11]

haha. clever

[XxspeedyxX333]

Amazingness! I'm a better man now.

[Raicuparta]

anyone know where to find/download the three seperate songs?

[Raicuparta]

Ahahahaha

[JackHammerMFZB]

i need a link to download this song..

[Bloodhound3323]

Finally! Now I know how to kill that whore who keeps stealing my stuff!

[koreyisthebomb]

Take her back to your hotel room,

Break off the handle of a broom,

Lay some plastic on the floor,

Creep up behind that dirty whore,

Hit her with the broom until she's dead,

Then dump the body but keep the head,

No one will ever know who took her,

Now you know how to kill a hooker.

[Durpanny]

@koreyisthebomb WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE HEAD?!

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@Durpanny Its a trophy , duh -_-

[Durpanny]

@TropnevadNitsuj i don't appreciate your tone sir

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@Durpanny Yeah well niether did the hooker ...

[blacksenseofhumor]

@Durpanny You take the head so the police will have hard with identify the body? Just a guess

[RocknForJesus]

LOL

[3milyMe]

This is amazing and just made my day. Now i know how to do all the things that I've ever wanted to know how to do.

[arsieiuni]

This song has made me a more productive member of society.

[Vits117]

Step one: preheat the oven 'till its hot and take a mixing bowl or pot. A spatula, a wooden spoon, settle down, we'll be baking soon. A cup of milk, a cup of flour, mix in an egg, wait for an hour. Take saltanas to fill the hole - I just can't wait to lick the bowl!

Take the bowl and pour the mixture in. Make sure that you've pregreased the tin.

NOW YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO BAKE A SCONE!!!

[HmmRawr]

Im gonna catch a duck... Now it seems very entertaining

[12755JDH]

im gonna use the instructions from this song to have the greatest night of my life

[tykiksass]

lol thx guys i rly needed 2 know how to kill a hooker :P

[roflcoopter88]

Pure awesome sauce

[jamiedw21]

oh, so that is how u kill a hooker, thanks axis of awesome:)

[themastergecko]

What is this original song?  I know the tune, but the name is escaping me.

[Genius314x]

@themastergecko The Fray - How to Save a Life

[themastergecko]

@Genius314x Thanks.

[mattamys]

@themastergecko how to save a life buddy by the fray

[bahamut101]

these guys will be famous

[Ninjanium]

I love comedy songs that turn dark towards the end. Tripods 'Hotdog Man' is another good example :)

[veroinuyasha]

hahaha WTF???

[tamsintruckle]

epic love it

[aztectrev123]

lol, epic

[SkwakbirdGirl]

omg sooooooo funny! i luv this!

[hannah4colbert]

LOL LOL Hahaha. I love this. Oh my word.

[BlackZethyr45]

For awhile, I was only half listening, and then all I hear is "how to catch a duck!"

Needless to say, I love this song.