RoboCup 2007 Final, Humanoid League

[NextDudes]

Here to 0:54 sex??

[NextDudes]

Geek Olympics

[netsight]

9:06 tall bloke in the blue t-shirt looks like he's lost the farm on this one, lol :)~

[nliausacmmv]

This is why we Americans don't stand a chance. We may have to accept that the Asians could destroy us at any time without even putting a single person on U.S. soil. Still kind of cute.

[PoprawnyPolak]

2:40 the best! :D

[Spibot]

how much does such a robot cost (about)?

[HTF4ever1]

That was one intense game!!! I jizzed in my pants

[ImagineWizard]

"No flash photography!"

Guy sounded angry. :P

And yeah, I know the reason is because it'll mess the sensors.

[ImagineWizard]

I like the part where the robot has a mini-heart attack at 03:15 XD

[Torffvit]

5:40 FAIL!!!

[iveusethisusername]

5:40 how the goalie know the opponent is shooting even the ball isnt moving? are they sending signal each other?

[MrBitchslap101]

Are they acting on their own?

[JuStLyDrAgOn]

COME ON CHELSEA!!!

[TzKet4m]

and 2:39 XD

[ace5762]

5:54 "You had your shot and you blew it! Get out of my way!"

[spgale]

this was a classic game, it will go down in history as the best game of robot football ever

[XDideklol]

i will probably never get into this nonsence :p but i love how the baby makes it funnier than the actuall robots XD

[morrowray1]

This is better than female soccer

[herduliekdemmudkipz]

This is hilariously adorable to watch.

[Laramas]

SWEEP THE LEG!

[decibelPun]

It's so cute how they kick and fall over. :|

[utmostburrito]

small nimble Japanese robots versus

giant hulking German robots

German robots win...

maybe we shouldn't be looking towards japan for giant robots

[marcotidus]

6:23 what a save!! :D

[ferismuller22]

HAHA! This is hilarious..

[jeremym951]

4:55 the goalie is like "come on bro what are you doing right now"

[tyehimbacrear]

those things must have really good batteries...

[utmostburrito]

RANDOM BABY!

[morvic]

here goes the ultimate battle between c.ronaldo and messi. its really take a long time to finish. lol :)

[groovy3000]

4:44 "scheisse" LOL

[JuggernaughtH]

This is painful to watch sometimes....just kick it!!!!

[BLCaptainCrazy]

too fucking adorable

[inechiSAN]

and this is how the anunaki saw us....

[Hamster307]

I love how they can fucking stand up by them selves.

[Hamster307]

Holy fuck robots are epic.

[akalaSHO]

This is seriously the cutest thing in the world.

[TheDancy94]

solo i giapponesi possono inventare ste cose xD

[QuatreiZer0]

I wanted the small ones to win :( Great Game for Both

[xXxFinisher4thxXx]

they 'll invade us ... O.O

[AcidGuardianPT]

That goalie went all Schmeikel on their shiny metal asses.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Cracked was wrong. That was actually pretty awesome. And cute at that.

[nliausacmmv]

@halfmanhalfmetal That was the only reason that I was here!

[lilikriki]

Copa chata os robos demora um ano pra chegar na bola

[TheShadowstalker92]

I about pissed myself when he fell over a 0:52.

[kaputmonkey]

I watched all of the finals from 07-'11, this is the best one... I want those little ones!

[XxExCAL1beRxX]

Not fair the goalie left his box and double teamed the little guy!

[a741976]

goooooooooddddddddddd!!!!

[Wysiecki333]

He's play better than polish 

[Kiciusiek300]

@Wysiecki333 that's no funny idiot.

[Wysiecki333]

;] ooo polak ;] prawda kole w oczy?

[Kiciusiek300]

@Wysiecki333 nie ;p. chociaz dopoki smuda jest trenerem to jednak prawda :D

[klauspsch]

@Kiciusiek300 hell yeah... it's really funny.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

what was the last time that Poland won championship?

[aguasantas03]

0.50 robot falls, LOOOOOL

[makemesmiletoday]

I like it when they fall down

[BlackvvvFist]

omg this shit is funny

[MsSgherro]

io entrerei nel campo e li prenderei a scarpate nel culo sti robo di merda

[stevensaninvader9511]

Is this what Japs do for fun?

[baragoh]

whos cracked?

[PyroManiacXI]

@baragoh its a website brah



[jfojfmklrjt]

1:03 FAIL :D

[bryansteeksma]

4:40 - "shit" haha

[hirstyrox]

they run so fast lol

[casazavodu]

2:58 and 3:15 lol

[22bearsfan]

are they self controlled or rc

[PyroManiacXI]

@22bearsfan they appear to be AI judging by the slowed reactions. if a robot of that caliber were remote controlled i dont think the delay period would be as great as it is if you notice the "goaly" robot.

then again i don't know for a fact this is just what i think

[LoIages]

2:30 nutshot xD

this is funny as

[mattybo512]

7:46 that robots an asshole

[BertisWorldYT]

so if fouling is allowed (i guess), why don't they make a robot that can foul?

[sully596]

kinda cool

[saammuel1]

0:53 effing diver

[comicreliefguy]

i love it when they fall!

[cre50tempo93]

che tristezza ...

[ickdforce]

that keeper is bad ass

[ElChupaTeta]

It seems like FIFA2011

[L3ML3ML3M]

ibrahinovic vs messi

[boathe]

ok it awsome in a way think about it ice hockey bots in the future think of how awsome the fights would be if it was like this

[ross817]

Wouldn't it be much easier - and more entertaining - to allow robots with wheels?

[Joguhter]

man sind dasd freaks ^^

[VincentVBoold]

from 5:40 was funny moments :D

[TheRenRen15]

the goalkeeper is awesome 5 star

[Kyledrownstoday]

I'm a little concerned that the robots are smart enough to play soccer, let alone pick themselves up if the fall over.

[rabmcnab1]

@Kyledrownstoday they're being remote controlled.

[xxScorpionzz]

@rabmcnab1 no they arent

[rabmcnab1]

@xxScorpionzz yes the are, no they arent, yes they are, no they arent.... What a dumb response to make.... Have some presence, man!

[nemanja1298]

hahahahahahaha 4:45

[zyphernova750]

Were the nimbro bots programed with a polio bug? Lol

[haqs07]

It's plaing better than Polish represenation.

[AndrooUK]

Great job to both teams! :D

[JBCanimation]

thumbs up if you though 4:26 was epic

[XANDERXXZ]

Run forrest RUNN! Sorry i mean Osaka.

[qcdisciple]

cracked!

[TheRedOktober]

Are these remote controlled?

[UnoQueLlegaYDice]

@TheRedOktober No

[TehOliveman]

"Shut up baby, I'm trying to watch HARDCORE ROBOT SOCCER."

[kuturekueen]

It's adorable how they do that little jogging in place move w/ their little feet. aw

[freddytsj]

GEIL :D

[73RULAS]

this is one of the cutest things I've seen...

[lycanthropicchick]

Cracked!

[clockworktoastboy]

If I designed a robot for this, it'd have to be able to headbutt like Zizou.

[boozewooze]

This is like watching those freaky little dolls from Bladerunner play soccer.

[MrAacruz21]

this is retarded

[brannonery]

nice to see the robots are even better at falling over than real players, and they get up faster too \o/

[aprat]

this was awesome

[GRAUUU]

lol at the guy in the background at 3:00

[boitahaki]

Soccer sucks

[ddemonicflame]

This is better than standard football! hahaha thanks Cracked!

[GobbieSesh]

ofcourse there asian -.-

[Catetas]

Thumbs up if you were sent here from Cracked and thought this is actually kinda awesome

[snicp]

@Catetas lmao i agree with that!

[dratsabREVIEWS]

@Catetas Thumbs up, a terrible scalawag site cracked is.

[MsTreasuredChest]

osaka's goalie is a lazy bastard

[snowstorm9091moua]

I wanna see this except with weapons and them bashing each other over the heads...

[killadabilla]

@snowstorm9091moua No ! do not give robots weapons.

[sleepfortheteam]

4:45 "Scheisse"

[ulmboy556]

the tall germans beating the little asian guys...no fair.

[GforGarlejo]

even the robots are faking their own injury. hahaha

[mikepike25]

Wow they made soccer even more boring!

[MrPoppy32]

it isnt boring!

or are you being sarcastic?

[shawnspringstead]

The fifa at its best

[RaiKageRyu]

Cracked.

I liked Osaka way better. The lone dude attacking two giant monsters all on its own. Makes me shed a tear.

[archmagi14794]

I liked Osaka's robots better. The different AIs were interesting.

[bolundxis]

LOL at 2:44 they're even programmed to fake dive =))

[DrAlanTharp]

am i just high or is this video hilarious on so many levels

[mytotallyawesomename]

its so fucking funny when they fall!

[Osiris3657]

will somebody punch that baby??

[Popcultureguy3000]

@Osiris3657 Dude, I think those noises were coming from the Osaka robots. 

[AserHapi]

This is clearly inferior to real football...where's the nice haircuts and hooligans!?

[FerretOverlord]

I lol'd at 0:42

[basimbaig]

thumbs up if cracked sent you here!!

[EstevanBruins1]

@basimbaig thumbs up!

[robo042]

Ceeeracked.

[mynamejesse1334]

WHERE'S THE VUVUZELA BUTTON!??!?!?!?!

[PwnNubtarzz]

I was cheering like it was a real game

[llxwarbirdxll]

What's the point of having goalees? They can't move fast enough to catch the ball.

[BrianJLeong]

omg this is so shitty it's hilarious

[Disabomb]

No. If it weren't for cracked, I wouldn't be here.

[AshBrenPink]

@Disabomb same here!

[speedstriker]

Still a long way from Iron Leaguer, but we're getting much closer now!

[Joel5656]

we need some vuvuzelas here

Cracked

[Kinglion432]

Cracked

[zenmen55]

All it needs is vuvuzelas.

[davamania]

can't have a roboball soccer team if there aren't asians involved

[Sneezlebob]

this is the funniest/mostboring thing i've ever seen

[0xZystx0]

I can only imagine the amount of pussy the creators get from being the badass creator of soccer robots.

[maxiskateful]

they re so cute xD

[yirj]

jejeje muy buenos robots

[halokittyzzzz]

@5000jg you dont have room to talk. you dont even know where Osaka is. you just dont have room to talk it's just as simple as that. you judge people before you even know them so dumbfuck is a perfect word to describe you

[NoWayz0o]

So this is how geeks play football!!!

[Sheixas]

omg, give us that goalkeeper, couse he is better that our national football team gk...

[MirakeiManiac]

if Team Osaka got a better kicking mechanic they'd be alot better off

[MirakeiManiac]

>Ball is right infront

>takes 15 seconds to kick

>alternatively they dont kick at all

Either the robots are slow or the guys controlling them suck

not saying this is easy but grrr

[DjLeon95Antiracist]

THAT'S EVEN BETTER THEN REAL FOOTBALL lol

[5000jg]

wow chinese people need to get laid

[pittmajc]

@5000jg dude osaka is in japan and the other team is from germany. just and fyi. hold your judgment before you sound like an idiot.

[5000jg]

@pittmajc my point isnt about the chinese

its about people that need to get laid instead of watching machines "play" soccer, i mean at least go outside and play real soccer!

[halokittyzzzz]

@5000jg they are japanese u dumbfuck

[5000jg]

@halokittyzzzz thanx for pointing that out smart ass

and good luck getting a girlfriend... thats not ugly... and ur family doesnt count

[ahrchiez]

Nimbros body design is not stable, ist fully how they fall easily haha!!

[crazykickasskate1988]

i am in love with the goalie robot who keeps diving he rocks!

[NeoxX112]

NimRo looks like having a "gravity" problem

[BenNCM]

cameraman is a fucking idiot from 3.25 - 3.30

[jay3130]

lol 4:45 scheisse!

[VHNFV1]

Well this is quite impressive and i really enjoyed watching this, but only when i am able to own one and make it clean my toilet will i really be impressed xD

[sicoticosandro]

osaka players have better stABility and speed, but they lose one player as a goalkeeper, they should have 2 players

[josephgregory07]

Osaka's only mistake: last a lot to kick!!

[guitarLessons44]

omg this is fucking awesome

[trunksn1]

Troppo forti fisicamente i nimbro

Al giorno d'oggi nn puoi vincere contro questi mezzi.

[heyawhaw]

con't the staff for the competition get a riser or a foldable ladder or whatever for the camera? most matches end up with the camera capturing someones ass instead of the match!!!

[maheenkhalid08]

osaka ones are so cute

[danbernardi1]

I'm usually not so into sports, but this was exciting.

[asanrules]

i found this ridiculously funny for some reason hahaha

[joeytje07]

whaha it looks soo funny :P

[Drallop]

god somebody put that baby in a paint mixer already