I don't like sand

[SuperKingDonkey]

I felt awkward just watching this.

[jmeltz317]

-sonally. He must REALLY hate sand!

[jmeltz317]

So I was just watching the original Star Wars and I realized something. Darth Vader was a very hands on (no pun intended [since he has robot hands]) leader. When he captured Leia's Blockade Runner, he went in right after the Stormtroopers. When he invaded Hoth, he went into the Rebel Base. During the Clone Wars he fought in many many battles. Yet when he needed to find two measly little droids on Tatooine, he dispatched a search party to retrieve them. Even though he sees to everything else per

[kitfisto522]

You...have balls...I like balls...

[DejectedPanda]

People say the acting in the prequels was bad, but I give them credit just for keeping a straight face saying some of these lines.

[jaialin]

OMG I can't wait to see this again in 3-fcking-D!!

[lkrnpk]

this movie got buried in sand

[Daaanieeel123]

"Okay, that was the sand movie. Now, it'll just take me a second to set up our next movie."

[Applesinmybum]

liek dis if u cry everytiem

[doublecrosspenguin]

You would think he would learn not to complain about sand after HE LIVED ON A FUCKING DESERT PLANET!

[LastODSTStanding]

Eh- He's always been sort of needy. I like Rex. The man never complains.

[comicbookprodigy995]

I'm gonna use this line, see if I get that redhead's #.

[sawjac13]

You know a movie has gone to hell when the characters have a deep conversation about sand.

[Destructerator]

Didn't he live on a sand PLANET for the first half of his life?

[GetterRay]

@Destructerator

Thats the point.

[PicopicoEMD]

@GetterRay I don't think it is...

[GetterRay]

@PicopicoEMD

He grew up on a desert plannet. He hates sand because he had to live with it everyday. I makes more sense for someone who had to deal with sand in everyday life to hate it then someone who goes to the beach once. Its bad dialogue but this part is something that makes sense. Immagine you were allergic to pollen but grew up in the middle of a field of flowers. You would hate it and complain about it even though its part of your every day life. Its simple if you think.

[wijse]

@GetterRay Actually you would think he would be used to sand, growing up on a desert planet.

[GetterRay]

@wijse

Being used to something is not the same thing as liking it. Whether or not he's use to it doesn't change the fact that he doesn't like it. Again, think of having allergies and living on a field of flowers. You'd get used to be sneezing all day long but you wouldn't like it one bit.

This is simple and it boggles my mind how many stupid people don't know the difference between being used to something and liking something.

[frostytheaussie]

it probably cost something like $100,000 to committ this film to print. think about that.

[themagicalblingbling]

SAND - Anakin has a bad feeling about this.

[MrCrowley9000]

this is why obiwan decided to send baby luke skywalker to tattoine

darth anakin skywalker would never think to look there, cause its too sandy

[PicopicoEMD]

@MrCrowley9000 xDDDD

[dcobs123]

He's gonna pissed when he finds out that boobs are like bags of sand.

[FuzzyDuck]

7 people like sand... 

*instant lulz*

[tkaui]

I like that he described all of his dialogue in the prequels with his little rant on sand.

[TheGravitationist]

-awkward silence-

[directmattperson]

I generally like all the Star Wars movies, but I remember seeing this scene and being embarassed that I had just witnessed this horrible dialogue. I mean, seriously, did they not realize how rediculous this sounds?

[EugeneNesci]

5 people don't like sand

[Xiller8]

I don't like the high ground. It's high, dangerous, and hard to get to. Not like here, everything is low... and easy *touches Padme*

[StuddleyG]

Worst line in the history of film.

[MiguelSaavedraQuijon]

This is actually an undertone of how much he hates his shitty native planet.

[link670]

I don't like sand... It's so.... Sandy.... But you, you are not sandy, and that is why I love you.

[SaucisseMerguez]

Anakin : I don't like sand, it coarse, rough and irritating, and it GETS everywhere.

Me : o_O ?

his face at the end of that line is priceless

[MrMatto91]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Darth Vader.

[JoeElms]

I don't like sand.

[sdf227]

Joffrey baratheon dosent like sand either...

[carlsullivan1995]

I just saw this on tv

[123Lacorocks]

Naruto the abridged series brought me here...

[knownasthrae]

It all makes sense.  He grew up in less than ideal conditions on a planet covered in what ilks him. Eventually he had to return to that irritating surface in search of his mother, only to find her broken and subsequently dead at the hands of the sand people. The trauma of that loss, coupled with the fact that a tribe of people who bear the title "sand" were responsible, drove him down the deep end and he became the tragedy we know today.

[MrDelusionalPenguin]

Sand No Jitsu!

[HoodatHoodrat]

He especially hates it when it gets stuck up his vagina.

[WhiteLycanXII]

I don't like Hayden Christensen. He's dry, and monotone, and bland. And he ruins franchises. Not like James Earl Jones. James Earl Jones is deep and intimidating.

[3jdpa]

@WhiteLycanXII hayden christensen didnt ruin the saga, all he did was act and he did good work with was given to him,. the shitty writing for the prequals ruined the saga.

[the81kid]

@3jdpa

i agree actually. he's not an amazing actor, but he can do it given good material. this script is like a slow motion train wreck!

[leannan02]

@WhiteLycanXII *touches James Earl Jones creepily*

[WhiteLycanXII]

@leannan02 xD

[Kolbatsu]

Did Stephanie Meyer write this shit?

[lifeisgood1013]

@Kolbatsu Maybe one of the main writers was somehow related to her? I can only imagine.

[ASBOMAN]

Theres so much cheese in this scene, they should send it to africa and feed it to the starving

[ShinjiKoon]

padme o____________o poker face

[Redeye1524]

Are we sure that the George Lucas who wrote Star Wars didn't die like 20 years ago or something?

Cuz I think they might've found some homeless dude who kinda looked like him on the street and went like "Hey if you promise to pose as George Lucas and shit out 3 more star wars flix we'll give you 20,000,000 dollars, the name and fame of George Lucas"

[Vemados]

@Redeye1524 Sheeit, I'd do it

[Saerain]

@Redeye1524 Hayden's delivery doesn't help matters.

[Redeye1524]

@Saerain Let's be honest, Anthony Hopkins and Robert Duvall couldn't have delivered this shit in a presentable manner

[the81kid]

@Redeye1524

I bet John Lithgow would have done a good job with it!

[WashingMachine0]

George Lucas: Master of Dialogue

[ZitzBracket]

I wish Padme could have reacted to this scene the same way I did.

Anakin: "I don't like sand"

Me: *farts*

[legorocks3]

Goddamn, worst dialog and acting ever.

[GhostSnake]

Yo dawg, we heard you like sand so we put some sand in your sand so you can build a castle in your castle!

[Superfreaxx]

In other words" I hate sand. It is so sandy. But you, you are not sandy and that is why I love you"

[Ward8668]

You're not sand so I like you Padme.

[videogamenostalgia]

This is better than Shakespeare...

[makerandoIT]

Is this real?

[thevintagerose]

Not since Torgo in Manos the Hands of Fate has so much raw sexual energy been shown on-screen.

[TsugaruClan]

It's even worse than I remembered. Wow, just... Wow.

[GhostSnake]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[Curseco]

"Anger leads to hate, hate.. leads to sand. I sense much sand in you."

[Mazmorrero2]

I'll say how much I hate sand the next time I want to get a girl.

[Curseco]

@Mazmorrero2 More like when you want to get RID of the girl. :D

[squamish4244]

George Lucas was on a cocaine binge when he wrote this shit. Or worse, he wasn't.

[tallentslastname]

this music reminds me of my many days spent on oblivion. oh the nostalgia.. SKYRIM!!!

[Hanesu]

Watching this makes me physically ill.

[vats1955]

seriously, thats so cheesy.... they are nothing but sentimental teenagers

[connerspencern]

Natalie Portman thought: It's okay Natalie, only a half hour 'till lunch time. Just look bored and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

[alpineer33]

Protip: sand was created by the Dark Side.

[perun1nj]

Anakin: I hate sand, its course, crappy, STUPID to talk about, and it gets up my vagina.

[Superfreaxx]

@perun1nj

I thought the last girl he fucked had sand in her vagina.

[ProfessorRJLupin]

I really miss the great dialogue between Han and Leia. This is just painful! Hayden Christensen is a droid in disguise.

[jedichris5]

This is how I plan on proposing, when I meet the right girl. I'm not being sarcastic.

[Bana871]

Poor Hayden Christensen. His career got fucked over because of doing pretty well at playing the most poorly written character in any movie, ever. Seriously, try to name someone more whiny and despicable than Anakin Skywalker.

He does have a point though, having sand in your shoes is pretty damn irritating.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

@Bana871

Anakin was literally like a teenager going through puberty!

[MaadDawg1]

@Bana871 gandalf from the lord of the rings movie trilogy was pretty whiny and irritating, actually now that i think about it, the entire cast was

[Bana871]

@MaadDawg1 Have you seen Lord of the Rings? I would agree that Frodo was a bit whiny, and maybe Pippin at times, but Gandalf, Sam, Aragorn, Gilmi, Legolas and Merry are not even close. And even Frodo and Pippin were likable because they had more to their character than whiny bitch. There is not a single moment where I liked or related to Anakin, because all he did was whine and talk about how he's better than everyone and the world is out to get him and his problems are the important.

[MaadDawg1]

@Bana871 psss, so your saying the lord of the rings trilogy is good?both sw trilogies, Godfather, toystory and jurassic park trilogy are better that LOTR, and Boromir, was whiny as %$#@. LOTR is just basically a half-assed story used to show CGI

[Bana871]

@MaadDawg1 PLEASE tell me your last sentence is a joke. I'm okay with you not liking Lord of the Rings. Some don't, and that's okay. But that sentence perfectly describes the Star Wars prequels. They have a shittastic story and WAAAAAAY to much CGI. How can you possibly dislike LOTR for that reason and like the prequels, even though the prequels are exactly what you described?

[MaadDawg1]

@Bana871 well. to each his own then, you like LOTR and I don't, i like the star wars prequels, you don't

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Even yoda has better pick up lines! lol Yoda: Your father a farmer, hmmm? Nice melons, you have.

[WweMariaa]

I hate stoney beaches !!

''Hurts my feet''



[GreatAlexGames]

I've seen better green-screen work on youtube. I mean what the fuck!

[iflipped4u]

I don't think Hayden Christensen did too bad. It was a terribly written scene; I don't think any actor could have made that dialogue better, no matter who.

[danthemango]

the acting is almost as wooden as the forest

[squamish4244]

George Lucas was hammered when he wrote this. I hope.

[TheReasonsWhy24432]

George Lucas shall die as he lived. Writing terrible dialog.

[Ileko1]

hahaha george lucas, you are the living end

[LuthienofOssiriand]

No wonder he ended up strangling her: he didn't want everyone to know how stupid he sounded when he flirted with her.

[kingt34]

Watching this scene has taught me four very special words:

Natalie Portman is easy.

[BrianTheGoldfish]

Screenwriting such as this can only lead to the dark side.

[nELSeditors]

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.

[2landscapes]

This is the worst line in movie history. It seems they must really hate each other off screen.

[SmellerbeesSister1]

Dude, to much emphisis on the SMOOTH lay off! She's like freakin' , ten years older than you man!

[mysterypeep55]

"i dont like sand. its coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere."....haha ya he must of been pissed of all the time in tatooine cause sands EVERYWHERE!

[SydneyLiptonShow]

Govenor Tarkin: "Darth Vader! We've found your son Luke on the hot sandy planet Tatooine!"

Darth Vader: "Didn't you watch episode 2! I don't like sand! It's corse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere! but not like here, everythings soft and smooth..."

[SydneyLiptonShow]

0:20 that's what someone does when they are about to rape you!

[Teeheehee093]

he lived in the sand for the first 10 years of his life!!

[SydneyLiptonShow]

@Teeheehee093 Thats why he hated it! He was a slave with his mom all his life on hot sandy tattooine!

[mysterypeep55]

if he doesnt like sand than why the hell did he live on tatooine?..oh ya he was a slave..

[KatrinaPolson]

I hate it. hahahahahahaha.

[spagetti001]

it gets in everywhere, just like me...im gonna get in..um..you.

[chickensquaw16]

So romantic..???

[chickensquaw16]

LOL! "I don't like sand..." what the?!

[GallopingCloud]

Haha I love the end of this video, hes just awkwardly standing there running his hand up her arm lol

[ladiesman69x]

AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE!

[oysterloaf]

I hate lava. It's hot and bubbling and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everthing is soft... and smooth.

[NWsubmom]

@oysterloaf LMAO!

[stephicathemighty]

Douche Chill!

[akuma6333]

This really explains why they sent Luke to live on a planet that is 100% sand. The one place Darth Vader would NEVER set foot on unless he really had no other choice in the matter.

[anatheunicornbreeder]

trying not to laugh

aaaaahhhhh i cant take it!!!

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Nostalgia critic: I'm acting...

[cb2198]

*monotone voice*

"I'm acting. I don't like sand. You're smooth though."

[ErraticUnicorn]

Obviously lines like this work. He got the girl!

Next time you are at a bar, just repeat the ways of Anakin.

You: I hate sand! It gets up my ass! Unlike you, *touch, touch*

[InfiniteBlue00]

To anyone with a Girlfriend/Fiancee: Give them this speech and count the number of seconds until you get dumped. Report back.

[LuthienofOssiriand]

Anakin has no sense of romance whatsoever and I hold Yoda and Mace and the ridiculous Jedi Code of banning falling in love to blame. If they didn't ban such a natural and necessary thing, this would be less retarded and he never would have never turned to the dark side.

[topster88]

WHo the hell wrote the romance scenes for Han and Leia, because THAT'S who they needed at the helm of this shitty ass script

[NWsubmom]

@topster88 I couldn't agree with you more. Especially THIS scene!

George Lucas had it all.

A beautiful girl, a handsome guy, a gorgeous scene, breathtaking music and CRAPPY DIALOGUE!

I realized from when it comes to the romantic scenes, it just isn't Georges strong suit, but honestly YOU and I could have written Anakin and Padme's scene better that THIS.

And WHO did Natalies make-up. In some scenes she looks flawless and in other's it looks like they used a CRAYON instead of an eyebrow pen

[zaphr89]

@topster88 Ehm are you retarded? George Lucas wrote the scrips of all the six movies...

But yeah its shit. I guess he just lost his touch. Allthough Hayden sounding like a fag when he says "it gets eeeeverywhere" doesnt exactly help.

[Teeheehee093]

@TheGravitationist you think wikipedia is a reliable source?

[TheGravitationist]

@Teeheehee093

I said ''IMDB or Wikipedia'' did you not read what I said? Even if for some reason someone decided to lie about the movies and put of false information about the production staff, why the hell would IMDB have false information too?

[TheGravitationist]

@Teeheehee093

Also, wikipedia IS pretty reliable when it comes to plain facts. The main area where it can be unreliable is when it comes to issues of great controversy. Also, to correct for myself. He did write the script for a new hope, but not Empire.

[TheJoeShow08]

@zaphr89 Actually, Lawrence Kasdan wrote the script for Empire. Lucas did write the first draft, but uh...well, you can imagine why they ended up needing a second draft.

[Superfreaxx]

@zaphr89

No Lawrence Kasdan did the scripts for ESB and ROTJ.

[KilldozerRocks]

@topster88 Well the most famous line of those lines (Leia: 'I love you" Han: "I know") was improvised by Harrison Ford, so maybe he should of just shown up and ranted at them. Hell, it would have been more entertaining than this.

[OldUnkieAl]

Thank you for uploading this. It makes me very happy for some strange reason.