Dissidia: Final Fantasy [English Kefka Opening Taunts] Part 1

[TonRobo]

He says "Aren't you hot?" with a "Eeeeew" at the beginning, what means he was ironic, or sarcastic, or both of them, in some way.

[andoc]

VS Squall: I see a poser.

Best reading of the character ever.

[Kolt461]

why is he saluting>?

[DevotedIslamfan]

Go back to the beach already... -_-

[PTp1ranha]

He can read them like books.

My favorite-

"Go back to the beach already..." XD

[docyoshi]

I honestly think his animation was made for his taunt at Squall.

[Grannel03]

:D

[BelovedCaptain]

Did he just say... are you hot??? O_o XDD

[TheNitroman211]

Time to come home to papa!

[Berehynia]

Go back to the beach already just made my day XD

[Diggler277]

One of us, is NOT serious enough....

[LonewolfCrystal]

Dammn LOL I love this video! Then gets handed by the Totto....

[AjiraCtelin1993]

YOU FORGOT JUDGE GABRANTH!!!

Oh wait, is that why there's two parts? He's in the other one isn't he?

[Albesa145]

is kefka gay or wat?

[RustySteeleAMV]

No, the poser is Cloud. Cause FF7 is overrated.

[CheesyGranola]

Kefka: (when fighting Zidane) Why so casual?

[ChaosAngelXVIII]

so who does kefkas voice

i must know

[CheesyGranola]

@ChaosAngelXVIII Dave Wittenburg I think. He does the voice of Kakashi in Naruto and Aurum in Disgaea 3.

[EpicFailOnline]

@ChaosAngelXVIII

Dave Wittenberg. He is also Kakashi in Naruto ...

[ZillieZephyr]

I like what he said to cloud... but it feels like it should have been switched with squall... And I think Cecil's should have been taunted in a way that mocked him for his evil deeds in the past... And Terra's doesn't even come close to the actual story of FF6.

[emeraldtyphoon]

LOL

[biosirup1]

"one of us is not serious enough"

BAhAHAhA! xD

[AaronWii1]

Shantottos famous line "Total loser'

[evilminion89]

Kefka: "Ah, the smell of inexperience!"

Cloud: *Compensates using giant sword*

[Goldsbro]

"I see a poser!!!"

[AQbatteler]

at the end who was that little girl

[IAMFEFNIR]

"One of us is not serious enough"="Why so serious?"

[NanoSan90]

What song plays when Cloud is about fight Kefka?

[biosirup1]

@NanoSan90

its called "cosmos"

[ohmagatsumi]

"i see a poser" HAHAHAHAA

epic win from kefka

[bmacfeezy]

wow... poor terra has to oppose that guy too!!!

[znobberful]

Kefka: Time to come home to papa.

Terra in her mind: and HE was my friend once

[vincent10660]

Oh, my apologies. I didn't realize there was a second part... Or the fact that these were all of Cosmos's pawns. xD

[vincent10660]

You forgot Gabranth. xD

[MrVideomaniak23]

kefcka vs joker

joker : why so serious?

kefca: one of us is not serious enough

[BringbackLKandMX]

"OOOOOOH Aren't you hot?!"

Don't fight him man just run!

[nintendoman456]

When Kefka said: time to come home to papa.

Terra wass all like: WTF?

[psychosiris]

"One of us is not serious enough."

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jenniferthomas28]

Kefka: Time to come home to Papa.

Terra: O.o

Terra looks like she wished she had stayed at home

[HeatLegs]

Kefka was obviously having some pedophilia issues right there. xD

[Xemnas248]

I see a poser! XD

how awesome is that

[HHog]

"Go back to the beach already..."  LMFAO Some of these quotes are priceless

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

The funny thing I noticed that most quotes against Cloud are about him moping about the past.

[Tikku4ever]

You gotta love how Kefka's voice changes pitch. Kefka is the best FF villain, and Dave Wittenburg did a wonderful job as his VA

[TheKirbyLord]

I imagined that for the short hero (forgot his name), he would have said "Hey look, a midget!"

[neoncastlebleck]

Total loser.

[Diggler277]

One of us, is NOT serious enough...

[mattwo7]

Shantotto: "total loser"

Kefka: "I see a poser"

these are funny because they are true

[envy400]

"OOOOOOH! Arn't YOU hot?!"

xD

[SilverDragonPhoenix]

ahh kefka the joker of final fantasy

[VysetheTard]

"this was so much funnier in japanese"

I'll bet the Japanese version would make us roll around on the floor and shit ourselves with laughter. So it's probably for the best if we never hear a direct translation. We don't want the Japanese videotaping us soiling ourselves and turning it into a bizarre fetish.

[valiantvyse]

Your name made me spit coke (the fizzy liquid variety) all over my screen.

[VysetheTard]

I believe you're the first one to get the reference. I was starting to think it was too obscure.

[Caladbolg69]

I love the one for Zidane, it made my life!

[zmandragon]

pardon my language but shantoto is a bitch.

[2RandomGirls]

@zmandragon  Agreed. Never played the game but I hate her and her shrill voice.

[mattwo7]

what do you except when she becomes a villain in XI...

[hibryd1]

"Ah, the smell of inexperience!"

"I see a poser!"

"One of us is not serious enough."

"Go back to the beach already!"

Those are my favorites. Kefka is flippin' amazing.

[lumrules]

"I see a poser" is just, perfect. xD

[M0rtanius]

Should have put subtitles on

[kashomeland]

should stop complaining and be appreciative its up in the first place

[SelenyumSe34]

@M0rtanius I agree, I'm not a native speaker and sometimes it's hard to understand what Kefka says. I'm of the opinion that anyone who uploads video game footage to youtube should have the subtitles on if they're available, but that's just me.

[asphal]

LOL Firion's one is funny.

[Algamyst]

He's supposed to be questioning why he isn't overheated with all those weapons on.

[ShonkeJordinioh]

subtitles?

[chloe44s]

the i see a poser line never gets old

[ShadowDetiny]

I have GOT to play as Onion more often lol

[disaster4242]

Man, I don't care if he had recently been in War of the Lions! Balthier should have been in this game!

[Supersonic561]

Shantotto DOES got what it takes LOL

[darkira45]

Is Shantotto a bitch to everyone?

[moogle890]

pretty much

[igetby1125]

@darkira45 kinda lol. but you get to beat the crap out of her and her clone in the mini-expansion for FFXI, A Shantotto Ascension.

[Onlymaybe7]

lol Kefka have the best lines!

[MetalVannan]

Should have seen "I see a poser" when he saw Cloud...

[igetby1125]

@Corrderio she has personality though.. that's my favorite part about her. Don't take it so seriously >.>

[GarlandFraser]

Hahaha, I love the little gesture Shantotto makes everytime she walks up on stage. It's like she's saying "Eh? Get it? Funny stuff, eh?" Someone should post the :Awsome: smiley on her head, xD

[metashadow]

ouch at the end there, that was insulting

[fer8agp]

hey can you make sephiroth's?

[kashomeland]

if i can get caught up with the other requests i'd be happy to do sephirothhhhh even though most of them are more disappointing than youd think

[fer8agp]

really? then take your time XD

[thegreatbeavers]

Proves though that Kefka and Sephiroth would hate each other's guts. Have you done Shantotto yet? She has some real hilarious one, especially with Exdeath XD

[jameygamer]

@thegreatbeavers How do you think Sephiroth and Ultimecia would get along? My idea for an inner storyline for Dissidia II (if they do one) is to have Sephiroth look at Ultimecia like he does Jenova in Final Fantasy VII.

[JanusHoW]

I SEE A POSER.

[Kathza1980]

I see a poser! :D

[Socran]

The Squall and Zidane ones are the best. I love the completely deadpan way he says "One of us is not serious enough."

[dragonstormx]

What does Kefka say to Tidus in the Japanese version?

[kashomeland]

"can i play with your balls? (literally testicles)"

[Guytsu]

You realise that's not actually what he says, right? That was just a funny mistranslation. He actually say something like "Go play with a ball"

[kashomeland]

wow you made me break out my japanese version just to check!! you're right to a certain extent (unless im hearing it incorrectly). Tama goro asobi demoshite nasai is what im hearing in which case the meaning of "tama" can be interpreted as either testicles OR ball

again correct me if im wrong, but as far as i can tell it can go either way?

thanks for the heads up + correction though

[jameygamer]

@kashomeland So Kefka IS gay.

[IdleBigots]

OMG

"One of us is not serious enough"

It's probably not, but that sounds dangerously close to being a Joker reference.

[blastorman1]

"ah the smell of inexperience" lol

[ConceptGalaxy]

That is creepy as hell when he says "Come to papa" to Terra. It just makes your imagination go all over the place as to what sort of things he did to her when he had her under control with the slave crown/circlet.

[AngelofKaos]

Besides, look at her, she's so fucking scared...

[thegreatbeavers]

That's why Kefka has gotta stop with his S & Ms... Also with his lust for Terra's power...

[Scientisticsoviet]

@ConceptGalaxy I see it more as a Faith/Mayor relationship. Except it isn't voluntary XD

[Metticus]

yeah shantotto!

[Eve21688]

LOL kefka wins

[KishonTF]

Oh, how do you make Kefka do this?

[kashomeland]

go to "Options" under the main screen, or under Character customization then scroll down to near the bottom and under "Move at Battle Start" select Long

Choosing Random will mix together both long and short intros!

[thegreatbeavers]

Actually just Choose Long. All of that 100% appears in quick battles.

[KishonTF]

"I see a poser!!"

"Eeeerrr! Aren't you hot?!"

"Goody-two-shoes..."

"One of us is not serious enough..."

"Go back to the beach already..."

Epic lol.

[DestructorKoopa]

May I request Exdeath?

[kashomeland]

you may; give me a little bit more time though

I'm really behind on my video status...sorry!

[sparkaura]

"Oohh arent you hot" freaking comedy gold

[lozfoe444]

"One of us is not serious enough."

Gee, who could it be?

"You've got what it takes to destroy the world!"

She looked like she liked the Idea

[joshscorcher]

"I see a poser"

Oh kefka, you're awesome.

[solantap]

lol the end shannatto got mad

[BudokaiTH]

"I see a poser~!"

XD

Kefka; Funny yet an evil bastard~