that's Harris Wittels?!? i was listening to an older CDR episode where Sarah Silverman talks about his penis and having a picture of his "hog" and as a gay man, i could only imagine how big it was...and his voice made it appear that he might have been a lithe, nerdish yet hotty type...but, now that i've seen what he looks like...MY MOUTH WILL GO NOWHERE NEAR HIS PENIS! I WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE IT THE SYMPATHY OF A MILDLY INTERESTED HANDJOB...
I liked Harris until I found ou that he only has sex with bears. I hate when gay men like Harris Wittels won't even allow a chance to skinny dudes like me. Harris Wittels should have been a gay role model but he is too selfish. He's not funny anywhow, and only got his jobs through well placed blow jobs to guys like Peter Kasta. Whatever. I'm over it.
Your interviews aren't horrible but they're not good or interesting. You don't even ask any questions
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@fratguy76 sweet handle bro
jimsherls 3 months ago
I LOVE HARRIS WITTELS!!!
asstudios 3 months ago
that's Harris Wittels?!? i was listening to an older CDR episode where Sarah Silverman talks about his penis and having a picture of his "hog" and as a gay man, i could only imagine how big it was...and his voice made it appear that he might have been a lithe, nerdish yet hotty type...but, now that i've seen what he looks like...MY MOUTH WILL GO NOWHERE NEAR HIS PENIS! I WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE IT THE SYMPATHY OF A MILDLY INTERESTED HANDJOB...
fratguy76 5 months ago
I liked Harris until I found ou that he only has sex with bears. I hate when gay men like Harris Wittels won't even allow a chance to skinny dudes like me. Harris Wittels should have been a gay role model but he is too selfish. He's not funny anywhow, and only got his jobs through well placed blow jobs to guys like Peter Kasta. Whatever. I'm over it.
arnyblum 5 months ago
Harris is great but this is just awful.
smzzz888 5 months ago
I bet Harris fucked her.
IchiHootieChannel 9 months ago 4
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comedianoncomedian 7 months ago 2
I'm only here because I've noticed him on Parks & Rec. I'm sure he must be funny.
bribabytt 10 months ago
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Harris Wittels is a nasty little hairball. He's a liar and stinky little rodent. May life slap him in his grubby little face.
alisa398 10 months ago
@alisa398 You're a parasite and a horrible piece of trash. Go crawl back in your hole.
SuperADHD 5 months ago