"you fall when there are others around to see you fall" OMGOSH SO TRUE XD I just learnt how to cycle and its such a bitch!!! when im drunk and theres NO one there, I fall and land on my feet but when sober with people around i fall and lose all control its freakin irritating
@nikiichan heh, i could imagine that when you're drunk and cycling.... the reason no one is there is because they've all run out of the way of the way your bike is going
I don't know why but it KILLS me when he goes 'it was like, I had forgotten to turn on the bluetooth in me cock' hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! loooool
You know, the bike thing. When I was a kid, I was great at riding my bike. But I was shit at stopping. So I basically crashed gracefully. I learned to slam the bike into the ground, tuck my head down, rolled over my shoulders, back and then landed on one knee and a foot.
If I did that now, my grown up knees would explode.
I saw this show and when he got to this part, a guy claimed to save a life (in a very long speel) about how he used his mobile to call the rescue services after he brought his vertigo friend up a mountain and when he got scared the guys battery was gone - so yer man stepped in! hilarious!
Another woman said she gave mouth to mouth to a dog to save its life!
I, too, have semi-collapsable limbs. It really does lend a certain facility to the task of reaching one's extremities. Would anyone be offended if I offered the sentiment, "Thank god for evolution"?
what about cardio?
smileygirl123ish 1 week ago
"you fall when there are others around to see you fall" OMGOSH SO TRUE XD I just learnt how to cycle and its such a bitch!!! when im drunk and theres NO one there, I fall and land on my feet but when sober with people around i fall and lose all control its freakin irritating
nikiichan 1 week ago
@nikiichan heh, i could imagine that when you're drunk and cycling.... the reason no one is there is because they've all run out of the way of the way your bike is going
radoflamer 3 days ago
@radoflamer lol that could be so ;)
nikiichan 2 days ago
Some joke you just seen in the video
DAVIDAKADAISY 2 weeks ago
You know your watching Dara O'Briain too much when your saying the jokes with him :D
Amydahgbvheldhannaj 3 weeks ago
i'm bloody humor-crying
kleuter15 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I love how the people in Dara's jokes are always called either Mary, Mick or John! XD
bassretro1993 1 month ago
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bassretro1993 1 month ago
did tejbz go to this, I thought I saw him
nwiley619 2 months ago
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CharlotteWrench01 2 months ago
@CharlotteWrench01 chiropractors practice homeopathy?
MrJayJayYay 2 weeks ago
Data is the apex of cerebral humour. Definitely not for the A.D.D. challenged. Btw, I'm not an atheist; and yet I love his religious humour.
MickPsyphon 2 months ago
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CharlotteWrench01 2 months ago
@MickPsyphon 'Data is the apex of cerable humour'? Fook me clever cloggs ya fucked that 1 up m8!
allhailthemightyme 2 weeks ago
Oh crap.....I'm 21 and have mentioned cholesterol....I am so screwed.
TheEverix 2 months ago 3
@TheEverix No more 19 year olds for you.
TheSafetyTurtle 2 months ago 5
Dara has a kid now? Awwwwwww!
EmilyDNelson 2 months ago
"One of those MEAN swimming pools that creep up on children..." HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
DrDespicable 2 months ago
Is Dave the Brain surgeon the Cobbler from a different DVD?
kolmf 2 months ago 3
In a time of such recession, how does he never get the answer: 'I'm unemployed' :l lol still an amazing stand though :D seeing him live next year!
lukedavidhopkins 3 months ago
@lukedavidhopkins Well, these are people in (or close to) the front row, so presumably they've got money to spend.
aeternamente13 2 months ago
I don't know why but it KILLS me when he goes 'it was like, I had forgotten to turn on the bluetooth in me cock' hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! loooool
ydbeales 3 months ago 5
He could very well be the funniest guy I've ever seen. He doesnt even need a routine. He has the ability to make ANYTHING funny. Amazing.
grimtango5280 3 months ago 3
13:02
lundwed 4 months ago
tsk i'm having you, quick make the face
Deathsshadow91 4 months ago
Ooh that sounds fancy. No it's not!
beamerball666 4 months ago
100% guaranteed way to give yourself ripped stomach muscles: watch Dara O Brien's stand up comedy!
TripleWalkthroughs 5 months ago 4
those 19 yo girls must have been braindead cuz im 19 and id be sending him every fuckin signal i have ;)
CrissCross407 6 months ago in playlist Dara 6
You know, the bike thing. When I was a kid, I was great at riding my bike. But I was shit at stopping. So I basically crashed gracefully. I learned to slam the bike into the ground, tuck my head down, rolled over my shoulders, back and then landed on one knee and a foot.
If I did that now, my grown up knees would explode.
GriffenMorivan 6 months ago 2
@GriffenMorivan Hahaha, that's great
OnkelStein 4 months ago
thanks so much for the uploads!
Konstiin 6 months ago
"ask my arse" lawrdy, i'm dying over here. thanks for posting!
SuziePenguin 6 months ago
well, thats your job. LOL!
rock37symmo 6 months ago
can you touch your toes? yes I can touch my toes, I've got KNEES! LOL!!!
ralstonjack 6 months ago 3
I saw this show and when he got to this part, a guy claimed to save a life (in a very long speel) about how he used his mobile to call the rescue services after he brought his vertigo friend up a mountain and when he got scared the guys battery was gone - so yer man stepped in! hilarious!
Another woman said she gave mouth to mouth to a dog to save its life!
Fantastic show!
Orlabobz 7 months ago
when your flora is blue no nineteen year olds for you!
pompeytrue657 7 months ago
apparently he only knows women called "Mary".
Tartan 8 months ago 12
@Tartan It's like Jane or such here. Just a common made up name (Since you need rights to name names)
WhiteTiger225 8 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 yea, it was a joke mate...
Tartan 8 months ago
i've seen jason bourne do it :d
smudzi 8 months ago
it must have been the traffic lights that set him off. brilliant
wormyrug 8 months ago 5
I, too, have semi-collapsable limbs. It really does lend a certain facility to the task of reaching one's extremities. Would anyone be offended if I offered the sentiment, "Thank god for evolution"?
daughterofbastet 8 months ago 6
@AshFM3 hes irish, its what they do, so they do.
alexhamster1134 8 months ago
Has anyone else noticed how the only womans name he uses is Mary?? x
mabethica 8 months ago 2
@mabethica common irish name
WeWillNotRockYou1 8 months ago
I love me a lil cycle around Richmond Park! Is he a local?
jaybals 9 months ago
No, park the car, you've loads of time.
jdhathrisen 9 months ago 2
i love the gravity bit "am avin you"
12joe1201 10 months ago 5
As a physiotherapist, the routine about working out makes me weep ^^
grauekatze 10 months ago
lol iv got this on dvd xxx
thenolansrocktonight 10 months ago
i have saved a life, once a month when my sister goes crazy i protect the public from her
NexusDarkworld338 10 months ago
Richmond Park is an awesome place to cycle.
ciaracustard 11 months ago
WHO GAVE THE THE EPILEPTIC A BIKE?!?!
It must have been the traffic lights that set him off!
GDG4ever 1 year ago 3
@GDG4ever i literally almost died when he said that! XD
frickinradical 11 months ago
I'm almost 19 and I so would....
=P
xXXHariboXX 1 year ago 6
What does he mean when he says "When your floor is blue..."?
SakuraIroKokoro 1 year ago 32
@SakuraIroKokoro He said "Flora" which is a brand of butter / margarine.
SuperOnlineCinema 1 year ago 131
@SuperOnlineCinema Hahaha so English!! Is it Butter or Margarine? English answer: " I don't give a sh*t"
haddii2324 3 weeks ago
Wondered that myself, SakuraIroKokoro.
SiliconBong 4 months ago
haha love the bit where he goes... oh i wonder what he--- fookin hell! haha made me laugh so much x
MissImagination92 1 year ago 98
@MissImagination92 Which bit is that please? :L
jnrmluver 6 months ago
Who gave the epileptic a bike? :)
UtterlyHeleno 1 year ago 4
OMG I think I'm having a seizure!!!
LaRocheFoucauld 1 year ago 2