Quiz: 3 Questions about Simple Thinking

[htagohc323]

Shouldn't I be catching you later!?

[rocksaregray]

i feel so accomplished 

[IIGiH]

would you rather a rhinoceros attack you or an elephant?

[mishoo565]

or just 4

[mishoo565]

keep pressing 4 then 5 not hold ,,, i didnt know you could beatbox !

[WackyWonka13]

i heard that quiz before

[amazingjohngormley]

there is another one

Q. You are invited to the meeting but you need to swim accross a river with crockadiles in it how do you get accross?

A. there are no crockadiles cause there at the meeting

[daBOOMsmasher]

you have a beard

[14omega28ok]

My answers

How do you put a elephant in the refrigerator? You don't

How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? You don't

Which Animal does not show up at the meeting? I don't know

Besides wouldn't he die if he was in the refrigerator from the lack of air?

[DolphinWantsPeace]

@14omega28ok "he" which is actually an it would die by freezing!

[ixel918]

i went to my refrigerator to let the giraffe out so he could go to the meeting and he was gone :O

[ooppll886]

i knew it

[dagreateli]

what about the lion ,lions do not live in the forest

[2superfan2]

I love how cheesy you are

[Alex30169]

How does riding your MOUNTAIN bike remind you of elephants and giraffes?

[pokewmonman]

YES I GOT HTE LAST ONE RIGHT :DDDDD

[wtfadbow]

i got first 2 wrong but got last one right right away :)

[hotncuit]

you forgot the last part your running through the forest to get away from the fire u come across a crocodile infested river you don't have a boat and there is no way around it so how do you get across?

answer: you swim across all the crocodiles are at the lions meeting. ^.^

[hotncuit]

you forgot the last part your running through the forest to get away from the fire u come across a crocodile infested river you don't have a boat and there is no way around it so how do you get across?

answer: you swim across all the crocodiles are at the lions meeting. ^.^

[kayseagirl123]

lol a spider in your nose? XD

[oshsimp]

hahaha 1:19

[tygerman30]

ive heard this a school



[FroonieHD]

A Giraffe went to a bakery on his scooter.

He asked the baker if he can have 2 loaves of white bread.

The baker says: 'Of course, let me go get them for you.'

After a while the baker comes back and says: 'I'm sorry, i have have half a loaf of white and 1 brown loaf of bread.

The giraffe awnser: 'No problem! I'm on the scooter anyways!'

[The1beasty6]

and the answer is! and the answer is! and the answer is!

[Dalllas93]

soviet russia spiders.. oh u just may die.. :(

[invernomuto00]

what's the problem with this guy?

[BeatboxFuryon]

In soviet russia spiders get people in theire nose

[02commenter]

eww a spider on your nose???????

[BRINGINDATKRYPTONITE]

yay i got all of them rite

[GlTcHman64]

LOL. My answer to quaestion one was to chop the elephant up...

My answer to the second was eat the elephant and put the chopped giraffe in the fridge.

The third one was the cow didn't come to the meeting 'cause I ate him. Why is a cow in the forst? I dunno... :P

[benhturnage]

4001th comment

[vondarkmoor1]

simply flawed, if one is to assume that the refrigerator is big enough to accommodate an elephant, than can we not assume that the refrigerator can fit the giraffe and elephant at the same time? this would of course mean that the elephant and the giraffe are missing from the meeting.

[Muzikman127]

@vondarkmoor1 yes!

[supremecardmonkey]

lions don't live in the forest

[21superguy]

got all 3

[thecheezycheez1996]

i got the last one right away

[bboyspuirrel1996]

the longer one is :

how do you put an elephant in the fridge you open the door and put it in. how do you put a giraff in the fridge you open the door take the elephant out and put it in. all the animals are at a meating wich one isnt there is the giraff. theres a crocodile infested lake and how do you get across it without touching the crocodiles you swim across because all the animals are at a meating.

[Hakarugan1]

@bboyspuirrel1996 but if the crocodiles arent there then its not an infested lake. and

yes i know its part of the joke but im just saying a possible counter that people might give you. =)

[ScruffytheJanitor555]

for the third one i thought: "the one who started the fire" lol and be sides, the giraff wouldnt be there anyway because giraffs dont live in the forest lol :D

[angel81123]

I Got The first And Third one Right

:D

[seamussingleton]

got all of them right

[myworldPWNs]

you're supposed to be surfing not biking

[FatBoyXD]

i failed =((

[MockingVenus]

i get what you were going for, but this was a little too eaasy, ur other vids are good, but idk, maybe im just stupid enough for this one

[jerryaw333]

hahahaah i only got the 3rd one

[jacjohncoles]

the lion, because lion's don't live in a forest.

[BlackLeafSkate]

the girrafe because its in the refrigirator

[SergeantCheerios]

You forgot a question, the question after the meeting one is "how do you cross a alligator infested river?" The answer is "walk through, they're all at the meeting."

[JohnnyShadow95]

1) the toy elephant and put in fridge

2) remove toy elephant and put in toy giraffe in fridge

3) the giraffe

[salamonsalman]

lol

[Princejabba]

okay actually his questions are incomplete theres still 4rth k this is the question you need to cross the river you know that theres a crocodile there and you alsoknow that the bridge was broken, okay the answer is nevermins just swim the river the crocodiles are in the animal meeting

[omgdjdj]

hhh funny jokes!!

[CaioNV]

I got the #2 right! :))

[dominicanprb]

I KNEW IT #3

[MostWantedWannaBE]

thats waay too simple :D

[SebastianRytterHall]

got all 3 correct

[game1boy1007]

omg so lame XD

[Crygenetic]

I'm an adult.

I solved these easily

1. Get an elephant in the refrigerator by shooting it with a high powered hunting rifle

Use a serrated chainsaw to get chunks, use industrial blender to liquefy the parts Store the bits in a container and your good to go

2. You get a giraffe in the refrigerator just like you got the elephant in the refrigerator, but this time you have to decapitate it from the neck up

3. Pig doesn't show up; after eating giraffe and elephant i got hungry for bacon : )

[TheHeroicSasutachi]

I got 2 and 3. :D

[PaintBallr101]

i got the third lol easy

[TheVidioStupid]

i got the 1 and 2 wrong but i got the 3 one right

[easilo]

got all of them right :D

[Ihnalina]

how do you cross a river full of alligators?

you swim across because the alligators are at the meeting :D

[Pokegod100]

so easy,

[fredrocks222]

for number one and two i said get a big fridge

[grantrick1]

My work here is done! Grammar man, AWWAAAAYYY!!!

[09accel09]

@grantrick1 oops sorry I put letter "n" in a..XD

[09accel09]

you cant put an elephant in the fridge and so is an giraffe.."_

[grantrick1]

@09accel09 I envy your mastery of the English language. 'you can't put an elephant in a fridge and so is an girrafe'

You're a visionary.

[NVanWendy]

@grantrick1 Ha! You gave him the benefit of an apostrophe in "cant." Well, and you misspelled "giraffe." But your heart was in the right place.

[TheLittleMan123]

you could wait untill you got home to make the video.

[Shammytehfox]

@TheLittleMan123 but then you couldnt hear the animals in the forest panicking...

[omg1s]

and after u want to pass a pool for of aligators what u'r going to do to pass it???

[omg1s]

@omg1s

You just pass but why?

[omg1s]

@omg1s

Because all the animals are in the meeting so the aligators aren't there to bite u :O

[notroop]

Just swim across, the alligators are at the meeting ;)

[MrJasonsecret]

i enjoy ridin my bike and uh its a great way to stay in shape

[TBAGHennin]

1. Process the elphant, put parts in the refridgerator.

2. Open Door, Take Processed Elephant out, throw Giraff in.

3. Elephant, it was process.

[skill2348988]

lol eazy

[FoserTiagoJVP]

Wath about this one:

Have you ever seen an elephant hiden behind a watermelon?

Of course not, he was hiden

[cprow10]

1. wrong

2.wrong

3. epic fail

[therealrandomstudios]

i got 1 and 2 but i thought 3 was a fire ant

[dougler500]

ericsurf6 creeps me out sometimes but hes got funny ideas and is probably a really kewl dewd.

[dadu1999]

lol i thought Q. #3 was you cause we are animals

[ToboeLuver15]

1. put in animal yougerts (they have animal pics on them)

2. put it in (left out take elephantout)

3. lion (cause i thought its more of a safari animal)

in high scool ive been in a class since i started and 2 this day which is 3 years howd that happen

[narutonut48]

1.wrong

2.wrong

3.right O_o

[LittleSkittleshawaii]

1:right

2:right

3:right.....but i dont think it counts cause im a 13 year old kid

[mattylyonsvideos]

Hahahaha exactly the same here.... and i'm 13 aswell lol

[2311Andro]

the second quistion i thought cut his neck

[megaramiro]

Question #4: How do you take a spider out of your nose?

[mattylyonsvideos]

You reach in there and take it out?

[RJA10001]

I on;y got the 3rd one right because I thought just open the door and put the giraff in instead of taking the elephant out

[TheLankman]

1 blender

2 blender

3 the dead ones in the fridge

[cooldudelolmam]

1.wrong (im not simple enof)

2.got in Right

3.got it laft :D

[sillypigs111]

1. wrong

2. right

3. right!!

[lasereye900]

my friend told me it.

[GepardoSnaiperis]

1.Right

2.Right

3.Right !

[lukk500g4]

i thought da anser 4 #3 was ''an animal''

[philbobjones]

i have seen this one before so i knew it

[AssassinaterSly]

1.Wrong

2.Wrong

3.Right!!!

That was a smart quiz.

[Stickspert]

omg  wtf

[color135]

He is my roemodel!

[321DaniLivSam123]

haha i liked number 3's answer it was funny, and

0brad0powers7 i like your answer also lol

[blackshadowy]

i already knew these questions :(

[TheEyesOfNye]

How do you get a spider off your nose in Japan?

[baddam95]

grab it and take it off ...am i right??

[OcarinaSherb]

for number 3.. i thought "the animal that started the fire"

but i got 1 and 2 correct

[Ilovemakemebad35]

i got the third right!!! yay!

[2626starlight26]

my dad did this on me once... so yeah i know all the answers.

[sugar833]

1. i thought like get a bigger refrigerator, get a toy elephant, etc.

2. just put the giraffe in the refrigerator. forgot i put an elephant in

3. i got this one right!

[iamthelardbucket]

there is a fourth question to this. Your trying to cross an alligator infested river without a boat or any assistance to help you across. How do you get across? Just remember that this is connected with the other questions.

and the answer is

just swim across all of the animals are at the meeting. remember?

[0Brad0Powers7]

my answers!

1 how to get an elephant in the refridgerator

put him on a diet and put him in

2 how do you get the girrafe in?

take the skinny elephant out, snap the giaffes neck in severale places and put him in,

3 which animals are not at the meeting?

the snail

yes i fail LOL

[321DaniLivSam123]

nice answers! lol

[TheWhitewolf4life]

wrong a lion is the king of the jungle not the forrest

[MalcolmJ15]

that is also wrong. a lion does not live in either the jungle or the forest. it lives in the grasslands otherwise known as the savannah. so technically it is the king of the "savannah"

[TheWhitewolf4life]

definitely not lions dont live in the grassland

[MalcolmJ15]

yes they do. the tall yellow grass where they live is called the savannahs. duhh

[DillynWinn]

Malcome is right, and if he hadn't have said anything I would have, hahaha.

[phonixMAM]

well thes was a waste of time

[warmangx]

got it all cuz my friend knowed that questions from somoene else before and me :D

[mrWWE135]

i got all correct hahaha!!!!!!!

[SuperMugenTuts]

u gotta be a retard to ace these questions

[magiccoder10]

lol i got 2 correct

[mazaza400]

the giraffe

[rainbowmango11]

i got em all!

[soaper4]

At first I thought the answer to the first one was "get a really big refrigerator" and I thought the answer to the third one was "the one that burned in the fire"

[PrincessSarahDucky]

Lol, when I heard this I had 4 questions. The final being

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

[ShoopDaWhoop621]

the only one i got was the last one with the giraffe missing.

[silvessio]

i know them all tree im 14:P my dad told them to me when ik was 7 or 8 :P

[slapoutz]

lol u got me on all 3 i didnt keep it simple though lolz

[codewheelz]

a lion is the king of the forest? that'd be a scary forest!

[Bella500000]

i learn this trick in 5th grade my friend asked me this

1 open the door put the elliphant in

2 open the door get the elliphant out put the giraffe in

3 every animal is there EXCEPT for the GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!

[coolkila]

you learnt it in 5th grade but didnt learn to spell to good did you XD

[6gingerninja9]

Neither did you. It's 'spell TOO good', you missed the second o.

[xXxIncineratexXx]

1. i got put the elephant in

2. opeen the door and put it with his friend

3. the giraffe is still in the fridge

[MiniJeffhardy101]

3/3 last giraffe

[MTVplaylistDart]

i dont get it wats so magical about it?

[godrules4lyfe]

my sister told me dat years ago

[shineychey21]

i got all tree and i'm a child

[darknight970]

im sure you are

[RondoGuitarDude]

1st and 2nd one correct, 3rd one wrong. and i only got those because I had a teacher in high school who told us so many different elephant jokes, on more than one occasion, and those were two of them lol.

[mightyfish916]

i missed them all and im a kid

[eenayeah]

1st one - correct

2nd one - wrong

3rd one - correct

for me

[D3D8]

same here, eenayeah

[putranouvo]

lol....my father got a meeting too.....hahaha

[TurdBlossom95]

i got the last one right, none else

[fulltimepqer]

I thought the last one was the TURTLE

yes there are turtules in the forest

[CoCoA4mOcHa]

hahaha... an e-mail was sent to me with these questions so i basicly knew all the answers...

[WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP]

question 1- chop it up.

question 2- chop it up!

question 3- that burning carcass over there.

i don't think simple.

[xxjmikexx24]

how it still has the same volume

[justhere348]

i only got the first one wrong

[TheMickOnFire]

I knew another question. "For reaching the meeting you have to swim though a lake full of crocodiles. How should you do?" and the answer is "you swim without problems because the crocodiles are at the meeting"

[snipermens]

that question is wrong because you say

 a lake FULL OF CROCODILES

[TheMickOnFire]

Sorry, I tried to translate it in english (I'm Italian), that's why maybe I made some mistakes :P

[Smartboy7]

How can the crocodiles be at a meeting, if you swim in "a lake full of crocodiles"?

[mikeknight123]

how can it be a lake of crocodiles if there are no crocodiles in the lake?

[TheMickOnFire]

as I already said, I'm Italian, I just made a mistake translating the sentence from Italian to English :P

[ZintheHood13]

I GOT NONE CORRECT. the giraffe is still in the refrigerator!

[earthblast23]

theres a 4th part which is u have to cross a crocodile infested lake, how do u get a cross?

[MinimiMax]

You can swim, the crocodiles are in the meeting. :)

[TheKoolFatKid]

i thought number 3 was the fish...

[Flredneck95]

wow you carry a camera with you when you go mountain biking

[J3ZZ3N03L]

might see something cool ... bears fucking ... Yoshi.

[twibkidx]

1 out of three

1 no

2 no

3 YEA BABY!

[chostany]

I thought the Lion was the king of the Jungle, not the forest, funny thing is lions dont even live in the jungle, they live in the savanna

[ninjahipposwithjam]

EASY PEASY

lol i heard those months ago : D

[sibley68]

GOT EM all right because ive heard them before

[777louis777]

LMAOOOOOOO my answers were:

1: How do u put an elephant ina fridge?

Head first

Number  2 i got correct :D

Number 3: Which animal didnt show up the chameleon cause it never shows up anywhere

[GuitarHeroMusic191]

omfg u grew a beard! (grew one on the last one but forgot to comment bout it) lol u look funnyyyyy

[Lacross523]

that was..well idk. kinda funny.