Alan Wake preview

[patriota54]

this tv channel ..is really bad... shame on you

[heald111111111111111]

I hate this haters, the preview is fucking hilarious and nathaniel his a winner. I hope to bump into him to buy him a fine British ale

[alecbd1989]

this is a great game but this review its like a bad joke haha

[JawdanC]

FUCKING LOL @ THIS GUYS ATTEMPT TO GRAB AND INFLUENCE ON OUR, OBVIOUS, GREATER KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME HE SO CLEARLY KNOWS FUCK ALL ABOUT.

[FARTLIPS360]

Why would some rick assly looking twat who clearly dosn't know his ass from his elbow feel the need to give such a unqualified review?Who knows,some turds need attention.I award you no points and may GOD have mercy on your soul.pease out bitch.

[jamesadams117]

i like the way this guy is mocking a game which will become one of the greatest ever. the lead ign editor said it was THE BEST GAME he has ever played....

[wilson2734]

bueno game

[jonny412587]

THIS GUT IS AWESOME! HE IS LIKE PRO

[Piperploch]

fantastic game to play. its so addictive i can pre test the games b4 they come out to the public by signing up to "BetaTestGamers" - have a look at their website u only need 2 do a short review and u can keep the game

[GuNsBl4ziN]

the host of this preview is so fucking pissing me off.

[mcdaddy9999]

this guys an idiot

[Wuggynaut]

I'm probably not even going to get this game, so not a fanboy here but here's the things that were wrong with this 'preview'

1. The name doesn't matter, he's supposed to be a regular guy.

2. So he should be a stereotype? A lot of Stephen King's characters were writers and they were good characters.

3. Alan and Chris go... wait a minute? Was that a joke? Why am I not laughing?

[wiftyhatproductions]

Alan Wake IS in fact an ACTION game. He is just a normal dude though.

[socue521]

It isn't a action game, and Alan Wake is a normal navn ! And you think that Alan is a bad name, what about youre show? Its called Grapevine! Damn, thats so relatet to games and stuff. And Alan is an awesome name! :D

[socue521]

Yea, and whats the show name? ....Grapevine?..

[huupper]

This guy doesn't now a masterpiece when he sees one. He'll be out of the job soon

[MrJosh0100]

What is this guys appeal? He clearly has something wrong with him, I don't care about the chracters names, I know one or two of the many iv played, the main character could be called platino the crackhead I don't care aslong as the game is GOOD!

[heald111111111111111]

This video makes me rofl every-time... hes so hilarious, why is he getting so much hate?

[haisevaewok]

fuck this bitch

[AlansVlogs]

haha my name is Alan. I'm not a retarded milkman haha

[heald111111111111111]

Retired he said, not retarded.

[MarcFirewing2]

Someone please shoot this guy xD He's just ripping on the name and the reasons for going to Bright Falls. What a douche.

[biglilsef]

Shut the fuck up. Dude, this game is going too fuck your world up bro.

[Vilunkilol]

Basically what you're saying is that this game is a total piece of shit although it hasn't even come out yet. The Remedy team has been working on this game for 3 years and based on this video you haven't even taken a close look at it. For all I care, you can take your incompetent game review team and get the fuck out.

[Vilunkilol]

Secondly. all of those things you mentioned including "retired hitman back for one last job"

All that has been seen before. Don't diss a game just because someone has thought of something new and exciting. Why do these moronic game reviewers always have to look at great games from a shitty angle and give the viewers a picture of that particular game being an absolutely worthless piece of shit?

[squeeks4488]

Alan Wake. A. Wake. Uh huh so is this guy retarded or just a total duesch?

[labergan]

dude, would you stop making an ass of yourself

[assassinsrock]

Alen wake isnt really a superhero name and it seems like a retarded storyline

I have yet to play this game it might be a great game but idk time will tell

[Robinguitarded]

the storyline is amazing and he is not supposed to be a superhero... You don't get this game at all. And the sodding fucker in this video is a retard who tries to be funny but is not.

[black1fire]

this guy is a straight up fag, this looks like a great game. im going to be getting it right once it comes out. this guy keeps talking about his name... oooooook his name is alan, where are you going with this? my middle name is alan. dont judge fag.

[assassinsrock]

preview

[jackisagoonie]

so....that was a waste of time. Just took piss out of his name and a few screenshots. i bet this guys name is Colin Cocksucker

[DiverseLA]

Yeah this guy is already reviewing a game before it came out. If the name is all he can talk about as being bad, then the game must be good. Alan doesn't even sound like a weird name. Must be a British thing.

Then Captain Obvious had to explain to everyone that Max Payne is a play on "Maximum Pain". No shit.

[assassinsrock]

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[DiverseLA]

Wait can you check one more time?

[assassinsrock]

im still pretty sure it says preview

[DiverseLA]

Okay thanks. Come back tomorrow though and re-check & verify.

[suryoyogangsta]

whan came alan wake``??

[heald111111111111111]

I love Gameon reviews, this guy makes me rofl.

[xMadReaperx]

This guy is an..... Wow.

[give52Roscoe]

Retarded presenter. Alan simply isn't a hero. He is an antihero. He never wanted to be a hero. He was never supposed to be a hero. Idiot.

[Kozmoshido]

fuck you retarted assface

[amig90]

"Alan and Chris go shopping"

Um...I don't weather this was a review or a prank. If it was a joke, I could come up with much better ones.

Besides, this is a game written by Sam Lake. This is one of the only few decent and capable writers in an industry where writers and designers tend to doodle in their design documents instead of showing some literate creativity.

[tuggernuts6432]

Hey you fucking retard!

Alan Wake.

A. WAKE.

The plot takes many inspirations. Stephen King's "Bag of Bones", "Twin Peaks", etc.

And it's already been called amazing and stunning by many critics.

You're just sad because it doesn't have Masterchief, high action gunfire, sex, and an explosion on every scene.

[Slashingsword]

Completely agree. He has -no- idea how to review an upcoming game. He gave -NO- insight to the game -or- what it's about. He just made fun of two concepts. A name and a job. He didn't go into the mechanics of light being your best weapon or the mystery of "Night Falls" the town in the game and he even started it off by attributing it with a positive quality; "Intriguing." I'm going to go ahead and say this moron is a poe and doesn't deserve to get anymore views than he's already gotten.

[Uncharted4Ever]

man that guy is a noob. he has no idea what he is talking about. i think alan wake is going to be an awsome game

[KampfKiewi245]

I dont know what his problem is. I think alan wake is a good name and by the way the game will be awesome! finally a gme with a good story again!

[SilentAlien55]

what a fuck is this retarded asshole wants i vomit when i hear that fucking british accent game rock

[Colman91]

I think you should stick to what your username says and be silent.

[DominicSantiago123]

are you trying to be like andy and dan from inside xbox?

[DashH90Three]

This review is full of so much fail. The name doesn't matter, screenshots mean next to nothing, as proven with Halo Reach and Modern Warfare 2, and this review channel is possibly the worst I've ever watched.

Good day.

[Peteuplink2]

When I first saw Alan Wake (was it 2 years ago now?) I thought that the graphics looked pretty damned good. Now I look at the new screenshots and can't help but think that it's looking dated already...

[Partiperson]

love your shirt dude! no homo.

[Konyo116]

"all characters must have stupid names, all plots need aliens, zombies or nazis, every weapon must explode things and nothing can be original!"

[Evolutioncrap]

k, theres people saying that A. Wake is also for PC. Thats not true. M$ wants this game only to 360, and thats how is gonna be. Remedy has stated that many times at community forums and other places. If someone has actual info that proofs otherwise pring it on. (plz no flaming)

[DJFMBEN]

game looks horrible.

[Robinguitarded]

@DJFMBEN so does your mom

[MaciasPMovieReviews]

I love this guy, he's hilarious! And the game looks ... ok, might be good if it's Rated M, I only like M rated games.

[FreddeX91]

Hmm this game looks pretty intruiging, but will it end up good or will it just be an averange survivial "horror" that isn't scary at all? Only time will tell :D

[TrippingOnAHeadShot]

Similar to the Chris Redfield situation, I think they chose a less commanding (or "impressive) name to give it a touch of realism.

Supposedly, Alan Wake is just a normal guy in a strange situation. Believable enough.

To give him a name as fabricated as Max Payne would detract from that.

[AidsTube]

this guys a douche bag

[DistortionAndGain]

nah man hes all good

[workingclassbum]

For anyone who hasn't worked it out yet.

Alan Wake

A. Wake

Awake

[bsc2005]

Yeah sounds like a good game, playing as a writer called Alan...

[boofhead123456]

haha i have a weird uncle called alan who i only see at christmas

[SgtScraps]

Alan Wake, Awake, Awaken, Alan Quake, Alan Wanker might be what the game is about. Why do writers, write stories about writers getting into fantastic adventures with their hot wife/girlfriend?

[TheMuslumPedophile]

@SgtScraps Because they have more interesting lives then you do.

[mkdfan1990]

lmao i love these vids.

p.s Nathaniel is hot!

[Robinguitarded]

This guy has no idea what he's talking about. He's just bitching for the sake of bitching. That's pathetic and immature. Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.

[horamerda2]

I though exclusive meant something else...i mean...exclusive...for PC and XBOX is NOT exclusive LOL.

If you dont need X console to play Y game then the Y game is not exclusive of any console.

I dont need 360 to play it...so ;)

[roronoa1234]

Isnt there a movie with this plot???

[JMietser]

ITS NOT AN XBOX EXCLUSIVE

[Gordonboy2]

You're right, JMeitser.  It is an xbox 360 title.

[JMietser]

no, what I am saying is it is NOT an xbox360 only title....

as in they are wrong

[Gordonboy2]

Really, everything I've ever heard about this game is that it IS and exclusive to that console!

Where did you get your info?

[EdwardElric555]

Chris Redfield is an awesome name.

[Saaduk92]

Basically, Alan Wake is Microsoft's answer to Heavy Rain.

[DannyJPCW]

@Saaduk92 Not at all Alan Wake is a survival horror. Whereas Heavy Rain is something totally different all together.

[silentsniper125]

except nowhere near as good

[TheAbcd1234mk]

Lol, retired milkman Alan.

[TheAbcd1234mk]

Oh yeah, and FUCK MICROSOFT GAME ROOM!

They copied Wii's avatars and now PlayStation's Home.

Now combining it to make money off OLD ARCADE GAMES!

[horamerda2]

which u can download for free typing on google ...and the downlaod takes LESS than 2 seconds.

yeah no.

[Colman91]

Sony copied Microsoft with Achievements/Trophies :) just saying.

[shadowclause]

So what's your point?

That you're a fanboy?

[Colman91]

Nope, far from it i have all 3 consoles....just you shouldn't be so biased.

[shadowclause]

The more I find it strange.

Sony copied Microsoft with the Trophies system.

Trophies system include levels, different amount of exp for each type of trophy and 4 different types of trophies.

How did they copy Microsoft LOL.

[Heithlar]

@TheAbcd1234mk Fuck Me. In the ass.

[TheAbcd1234mk]

Don't worry PS3 has Heavy rain (with at least 4 protagonists) to make up for Alan Wake.

And Gran Turismo 5 has at least 1000 cars on that sexy blu ray to make up for forza

And mag allows you to play with 255 other players to make up for splinter cell

and God Of War pawns that shitty Dante's Inferno (KRATOS FTW, Dante can suck my balls)

and the list JUST GOES ON!!! Go PS3!

[jimevs07]

I think the concept for this game is brilliant!

[MrTommyl78]

That's my East Carolina T shirt you little bastard. Give it back!!!

[FlyingMooseStudios]

ALAN FROM THE HANGOVER??!?!?!?!

[Lotsoffun111]

Alan and Chris go shopping hahaha

[patsybob]

every played that mobile game called 7 days slavation sounds like a remake of the plot but change characters names add a wife and give the game better graphics noffin new! this is just a 360 horror game to try and compete against ps3 exclusive horror/crime of heavy rain!

[rocker14700]

OMG GUYS HILRIOUS!!! ALAN MAXIMUM PAIN!! haha well done ;) lol ALAN ;)

[JyaLeaf1911]

this games going to suck so much cock

[eleven38]

this guy is a tit, didnt he get laid lastnight? go play mw2, u fuckin sheep

[DamuEmran]

I want this game so badly

[anim8orjoey]

hahaha game on awesome! one of your funniest vids yet :D

[Danny3194]

HEAVY RAIN WILL WIPE ALAN'S ARSE

[blackalternative]

@Danny3194 are so saying Alan Wake will be better or worse?

[custrad]

funny video but i think its bit crap to compare max payne to this game. its obviously different genres. this is mystery/action/thriller. max payne was 3rd person action game.

you can't have a mystery game like this and for it to have a gun weilding pain killer enraged character called MAX PAYNE lol and i'm big big max payne fan(except the movie!).

wait for the game itself then decide.

[CARLiNNiT]

Lol my Dad's called Alan.

[NicholasX9]

LOL

[hassmann2000]

LOLOLPOLOL>

[axtra92]

gameon sucks. hes probably not meant to be a hero!!!!

[Shotcalm]

get this: exclusive means only for one platform...this game is on pc and xbox 360..

[playstation3scott]

i kinda is exclusive its out on 360 1 month and 2 weeks before pc

[Shotcalm]

but tis not only for xbox. so you cant really call it exclusive

[synopsis25]

what an awesome preview lol

[Skimmary]

I think it looks like a good game, Atleast its new and isnt another sequal

[bagy999]

just when i was talking about shit exclusives for the 360 that just proves that im right

[Dimebag204]

mass effect 2?

dragon age origins?

[bagy999]

i said exclusives dipshit games that are only on that console when you get fucking smarter shithead talk to me then

[Dimebag204]

yeah and pc isnt a console you retard. The only reason 360 games are on pc is because it is microsoft asswipe. The important thing is that these amazing games aren't on the shitty ps3.

[Shotcalm]

ure just a fanboy who want to get another exclusive for xbox that doesnt suck, but you cant face the truth that it isnt only for xbox.

[Dimebag204]

anthropometrics

[Shotcalm]

...what?

[playstation3scott]

ps3 rules !!!! the shitbox 360 couldnt handly games like uncharted , heavy rain , mag , agent , god of war 3 , getaway 3 , and gran trismo if it tryed and they used 100% of it cpu. lol

[vipersnake2895]

Dragon Age is on the PS3.

And if it was because of M$ then Mass Effect 2 would of been a 360 exclusive but thanks to EA it isn't.

[Shotcalm]

its on pc to. exclusive means only for one thing. like my girlfrend is only for me. lol

[bagy999]

i know dipshit try saying that to the other dipshit that actully dosnt know what a exclusive is

[Shotcalm]

thats what im doing.

[bagy999]

no your no shithead i know what an exclusiv and the prick that messaged me saying mass effect and dragon age is and exclusive for xbox now piss of and go fucking die and stop fucking being retarded

[Shotcalm]

stop swearing stupid kid.

[bagy999]

fuck off ya yanky cunt i can do what i want and kid are you fucking retarded 1-3 babys thats what you are 4-12 child 13-15 teen thats what i am 16-50 adult above that old fogi now fuck of and wast some one elses time baby

[AristotleP]

In the Mouth of Madness

[TheTomD]

If you can't already see that this is a clever pun at 'A.Wake', and are moaning about it being a stupid name- don't ever get a job where you have to use your own intuition! ;)

[firegremln]

Alan and Chris go shopping, currently in development

GameOn, you are geniuses

[Melaisis]

>See video thumbnail is Nat doing a inverted commas.

>Know this video is going to be legendary.

It was.

Well done today Game On.

[bbhebe]

lol ALAN

[rob1d212]

What a faggot game? hes called Alan how bad can you get ? lol

[5oktober]

I really don't hope they're serious about this. If so, they're really dumb.

Alan Wake is the first game that makes me consider buying a 360. EVER!

[arseymcpherson]

Yeah they are dumb and you are a genius.

[Aspraz]

Nice!

[tregregins]

Game On. You just get better and better.

[matman16]

Lol, absolutely raped all the info they have of the game so far. Even so, I'm interested in the game.

[ElementzUK]

lol great vid. I think the game looks good, cant wait to play it. whats with the video quality?

[Triona90]

lol

[squirrelkiller40]

Could have been worse,they could have called him Fred !

[hGzMaJoR]

@squirrelkiller40 could of been worse if thery called him Sam..... Sam Wake

[Aspraz]

First comment! :D so, will it come for PC?

[jakass505]

yeh

[Aspraz]

Ok :), WTF I thought i was the first commenter :S didn't see enyone elses comment.

[jakass505]

haha yeh i think that a lot ;D

[vipersnake2895]

Its a 360 exclusive now thanks to M$ once again paying another company to keep it that way =-/

[Aspraz]

but, it will still come for PC right? :O

[brainiestben]

good vid :D

[Thicite]

I rofl'd XD