Humor Therapy (Part I)

[VenomOXP]

I think the problem is that Ellen isn't funny. The shallow laughter is kinda depressing.

[TheVirtouso]

whats the name of the intro song?

[karladacosta]

"Are you depressed?" LMAO

[mizemotion]

>>I'll STOP the RAIN if YOU stop THE car JACKINGS carlene hahaha...<<

[ellielovesyouuu]

yes, I have all those things....I'm alive.

lmao

[143koolpunk]

lol "IS IT PEAS???)

[GabbyXena100]

Ellen Degeneres and Eddie Izzard. What could be better?

[gokuudo]

was that ff music in the intro?

[VZG]

@gokuudo Yep!

[gokuudo]

@VZG love it!

[drgonzohst13]

ellen is amazing

[Kx2lOve]

5/5

[cabronaloca101]

lol i luv ellen she's so funny!!!

[chowder2260]

Ellen D is so awesome.

[jaydock1]

Wow we have all the same favorite comedians.

[csuwehling]

Hedburg is Epic!

[SoulLily]

"A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing."

WIN.

[MrHanksWorld]

Thank you... very good therapy...

[NewMe91]

what year was this?

[tricyclemint]

Sorry for the convenience.

[xDaisyGirl]

IS IT PEAS?

bahaha

[snowpro121]

Yo wheres demetri martin at !

[VZG]

The second part of the video was, unfortunately, removed by YouTube.

But hey, his Comedy Central show is on tonight at 10:30PM EST,

[katiscaligari]

He is awful. Just awful.

[Broski2007]

studies are disturbing! funny

[chitchant]

yes it's peas, they're deadly. brilliant, thanks

[LexCooBukaba]

Ellen is hilarious!!!

[LexCooBukaba]

LOVE ELLEN x]!!

[206025]

lmao! "IS IT PEAS?!"

[QueerLiberation]

Thanks, I needed that.

[AllisonMusicRox]

lol!!! "are you sad, do you get stressed?" hahaha!

[Xoriyus]

LOL a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing

[Miakosamuio]

LOL XD

[waffleluver]

Is it peas!"

[nosa76]

"are u sad? do uget stressed?" LMAO! hahahaha

[kim4chris2008]

ilove ellen and i love him.  I love the way he talks

[waffleluver]

2 of my fav. pepole

[viacomrocks]

part two deleted because of viacom AHHHHHHH so stupid

[gangs16]

HAHAHA yes just crazy people :)

[dcm126]

hilarious!

[deejayshero]

is it peas lol

[VoiceOfAnAngel1]

*spazzes* OMG! "Eyes on Me"! Final Fantasy fans, perhaps? :P

Man, I love FFVIII... and pretty much all of the Final Fantasy games. I also LOVE Ellen! She makes me laugh every time!

"When I was a kid, we just had crazy people! That's all! Just crazy people!" XD

[RachelHC]

these are my 4 faves!!! i get to see eddie izzard in a few weeks!

[Pamathey]

I guess I'll see you at Chicago this weekend! I'm going tonight to see him!!

[RachelHC]

I saw him on Tuesday in Columbus....he was FABULOUS. ^_^

[Pamathey]

Dude, why did I get -2 for that? lol

You can't like Ellen AND Eddie?

[jeckyllandhyde4ever]

eddie izzard is amazing

only probalam is HES NOT ON THE VIDEO EVEN THOURGH IT SAID HE WAS :p

[Pamathey]

True that. False advertising. Even so, it was kinda weird that I got a bunch of thumbs down. lol I'm not sure why I care.

[lixechan]

i think you'll find he's a male lesbian... or an excecutive transvestite.

xx

[GabbyXena100]

@lixechan Or a male tomboy.

[dusktilldogs]

agreed

[blackXSpr]

seriously... i got 6 thumbs down but just look at that queer mother fucker

[theredandbluealbums]

@blackXSpr Hey, if you're gonna disgrace such a wonderful person, go and do it offline and GO FUCK YOURSELF. Accept gays and bis etc or just die in a ditch, you filth.

[audiosmile1992]

there was a part 2, but it was removed

[abustaiff]

"i'll stop the rain when you stop the car jacking coleen!"...looooool

[KaoxTot]

THE BEGINNING SONG SOUNDS SOO FAMILIAR. What video game did it come from?

[Apollo9339]

Final Fantasy VIII - "Eyes on Me"

[KaoxTot]

Thanks! I knew it was from FFVIII!! XDD

[Psydect9]

Ellen this is so true. it s sad that we can be aware of what happens when we take those drugs and listen to news reports (often times reporting prematurely) and multitask, yet we still do it. humanity is too contrary. we need to reduce public work to half a year and spend the rest of it with our family and/or friends. could we allow ourselves to do that. i wonder.

[DinoAgent69]

Wow that guy sucks.

But Ellen is great.

[heyfootballhead]

i have to be honest, i dont tend to like woman stand ups for some reason, but i like her

[003LiLi]

i think so, too!!! she´s the only female comedian doing stand up, that i really like! ;)

[cigarsigar]

yeahh man i mean i dont hate women at all i love them but typically they arent too at comedy (no offence) but shes good prolly cuz shes lezbian (more liek a guy) and theres lisa lapenellie whos good too

[MrsFrisk]

not so bad yourself in the moron-macho type

[KitsuneShounenAi]

Gahahahaha! Yeah! That's soo true! They shouldn't have named it a brake cause it doesn't really stop you! XD Too funny!

[Cartman2311]

Ellen Degeneres is so fucking funny. Ha. I love her :D

[powermetal4eva]

Mitch Hedberg = Epic win

[Doggymj]

LOL "ARE U SAD....?" LMFAO

[revelcmai]

man, that's too bad we only get half the show. i was really looking forward to eddie. dang. but very cool anyway!

[narutonut]

IS IT PEAS?!

[CerebralCreation]

I know this is aside from the topic.. but what was that music from in the beginning?

[SnoSixtyTwo]

Final Fantasy VII, "Eyes on Me" by Faye Wong

[jmilewis]

is it peas?lol i love ellen!

[ctoyer]

Yeah, Mitch was the man. If you get the chance, see more of his stuff. U gotta love that observational, Demetri Martin, Steven Wright type of comedy. I think Ellen has some really good stuff, though imo this particular excerpt wasn't representative of that. She's had me rolling.

[maryomango]

what's his full name? I just saw him for the 1st time.

[luvlykhluvr]

who is the second guy??

he is hillarious!!!

[qwert1432]

mitch hedberg

[luvlykhluvr]

thank you!

he is soooo funny!

[amylh322]

OK, not eddie! I can't find part two - can anyone help??

[VZG]

Part Two was removed, unfortunately, and I don't want to tempt YouTube to ban me by putting it back up. Sorry. :[

[amylh322]

How odd that they allowed part one and not the rest! Oh well, thank you for what you posted! It was very good of you! :-D

amy

But do you have a FLAG? (LOL)

[VZG]

I know. I'm still sort of afraid this one will be taken down.

(No flag, no country, you can't have one!)

[thecurse45]

dude send part 2 to me!! ill put it up, i have like 4 accounts!! so ill do it 4 u

[VZG]

I no longer have it on my computer, actually. Sorry. It crashed a little while ago and all the information was lost.

[tas1961]

My daughter is a filmmaker than happens to be a lesbian.Please Ellen if you are out there take a look at her latest video. Her latest music video is a spoof on the Avril Lavigne's video "Girlfriend" Click on my name and go to Avril spoof-with a lesbian twist- It is not only funny, but production is better than the original.

[kevinkkrk]

those people are pretty great

[spasticbrainsurgon]

"i said no too thats right!" lol

[NinjaShika]

creepy i heard her say that the same time i read ur comment

[R4MMST31N4L1F3]

these are all of my favorite comedians(missing jim gaffigan and a few others though)

[PaganPearl]

Who is the guy at the end? I was laughing harder after 1 joke of his then all of Ellens'.

[amylh322]

It was probably Eddie Izzard, if they are in the order listed in the description-? (I haven't gotten there yet, sorry!!) He is SO FUNNY - check out his DVD called "Dress To Kill". He's genius! (And had a show on F/X this season, called "The Riches"). I love Ellen too - she always makes me laugh and definitely cheers me up! I am chronically ill, stuck in bed - this humour therapy is SO GREAT!!

[Driznits]

i'm 15 and ellen is awesome

[KIWI897]

I love you Demetri!

[Azariah22]

Well I'm a 25 yr old, black, short guy and I love Ellen

[Kamirykun]

i´m a 20 year old latin girl, problably on the other side of the world of all of you, and that lady cracks me up.

HA beat that!!!

[ricpride]

Cool~! From Rome or somewhere near there.

[Kamirykun]

cool wich part of italy, or is it a town really close to rome?

[peeclvjewel]

ok hellcop not true about the O... every day my art class (high school) talks about what was on oprah last night and her 50th birthday was the biggest moment in any 7th graders life, not to mention her annual favorite things episode lol. martha on the other hand.... she is lame

[sorso08]

hahahaha im a 21 years old black hiphoper but i LOVE this lady! hahahaha funny as hell!!

[Kamirykun]

i´m a 20 year old latin girl, problably on the other side of the world of all of you, and that lady cracks me up.

HA beat that!!!

[sorso08]

hehehe you win.

[Chimchimchu]

I think Ellen is way cool. And I'm not a middle aged female. I'm a 23 year old dude.

[mxvirus]

i think she is the funniest i was laugh all last night!

[helicop]

Women 30 and older are the only people who find Ellen funny, like oprah, and watch "the View". They keep cookbooks and fool themselves into thinking Martha stewart is innocent. Why did Mitch have to die?

[VZG]

I don't watch Oprah or the View, hate Martha Stuart, and am 18. I find Ellen hilarious.

MYTH BUSTED.

[nadaz]

wtf?? like all mi m8s love ellen!!! x

[kevinkkrk]

because loved the drugs

[gkfhjfgbfdjbglh]

Escalator temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

LOL.

[PullDa9mm]

Got Nuttin Genst that =D

[drgnballz]

Ah, your put-together was amazing.

[VZG]

Thanks. :D

[nadaz]

omg ellen is amazing!! shes the perfect woman. kind. funny. hottttt. x

[Matika]

lesbian..

[VZG]

And?

[nadaz]

and the most perseptive person of the year award goes to....

[0obunnyrabbito0]

ellen's comment on "bushmen" was not appropriate. ew.

[emovegan4life]

I'll stop the rain once you stop the car jackings colleen. LMFAO!!!

[pistaltongue]

Ellen is soooooooo hot, and she's an effing brilliant sexy comedian.

[fisheh00]

"Also a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing." lmao!

[vote4shippo]

Gah I luv Mitch!

[hypervenom]

Could you have picked funnier comedians? good job!

[janepak]

ellen degeneres is a fucking goddess!

[MaZZa185]

British humour is very funny. It's just not obvious

[tabbywise]

i dont know what your talking about edihedihedih but she is halaryass so i guess u dont know what funny is.

[kalakaboo]

fuck, ellen was so hot there!

[edihedihedih]

ellen degeneres is not very funny.

[freakshow4]

*gasp* omg!

[MakeOutKid92]

ALL OF MY FAVORITES! ahh you're amazing!

[Dannyisakoofoo]

he died of overdose but british humor is funny to an extent. Dmetri Martin is funny too.

[espie445]

ohh... aw thats so sad.. he was funny

[espie445]

wait howd he die

[VZG]

Mitch? He was a drug user and it ended up killing him in May last year.

[thatjuggalo]

overdose :(

[xOxmisfitsxOx]

RIP Mitch Hedburg

[VZG]

He was a funny man who made just the wrong mistakes. RIP.

[nicks2112]

British humor is NOT funny.I dont know why so many people like it

[VZG]

It's not about where it's from. It's just funny. There's no need to discriminate against particular comedians for their nationality. (And, hey, both of the comedians here... ARE AMERICAN. :P)

[daggashrooms]

and american humour is?

its dumbed down pig thick shit for idiots too busy bombing the world to learn satire and world issues.

[tragicdeceit]

easy

because not everyone agrees with you

and some people find it funny.

thank you

have a good day.

[Juanmd224]

It's better than american humor!!!

[TonyLawcomedian]

I dont see how you can break it down so simplistically. There is great British Comedy and great American Comedy, equally there is shit British and Shit American comedy. Though it has to be said the best comedy is Canadian. Mike Myers, John Candy, Dan Ackroyd, Jim Carey, to name but a few. Good day

[katysaan]

i find that british comedians are waaaay funnier than the american comedians

[brewedinmexico]

lmfao escalators just become stairs.

[dancingstorm]

Wow, you used "Eyes on Me" in it?

[VZG]

XD Yeah. I used the opening and closing as a sneaky way to incorporate music I liked.