Missed Connections

[Slinkiesareawesome]

That crazy bitch was out there again.lololol.

[yournewfarther]

shes ugly

[slayer8244]

@yournewfarther And no one cares, you judgmental cunt

[yournewfarther]

@slayer8244 allow me to speak the truth.

[slayer8244]

@yournewfarther Ok, your a homosexual IRL. That somehow really affects my life.

[Blazedancer1997]

i never wanted to be a bag of shit so bad...hmmm nothing weird about that

[namesJt]

Does any body know the name of the sound track used?

[angelicbaby92]

Guy's a jerk! Why would a girl wanna date a guy who calls her a crazy bitch? lollololol. but I gotta admit. ... she is kinda desperate.

[PiperSaysPunk]

The poop part made me laugh so hard my eyes almost popped out of my sockets. ROFL.

[Carlos211296]

Valentine doesnt Exist,neither love....

[dumbassproductions31]

have you gone mentaly ill

[ProjectFutia]

that was uniquely funny

[WiLdCuRlZz]

lol hiliarious

[ibti0001]

If you are going to continue with these shitty videos, i am gonna de subscribe for sure... u r a games not a fuckin looser, nube!!

[Dewoy1]

woouw that´s  weird

[kmoney50001]

This is so funny plz make another part2



[EduardoxPais]

really? o.O



[damnUTECH]

did she just wished she was a turd?

[shineyK9]

i wonder what's worst dating that or surfing chat roulette

[coijoi]

lol♥

[d3nnyo]

omg, your so tite:))

[CarlosPringle]

"Of course you walked away (insert)-they always walk away..." lol

[xXStealthSneakXx]

I'm tired of seeing this long ass prototype 2 add..

[prasoeur1]

whos the guy

[OldSchoolN0oB]

I know this dog.. ;D so.. She haves 2 creepy neighbors who steals her dog? Daamn.. Poor girl :D

[Flopryn]

the robe she is wearing is the same one that theblack guys uses to flash in the college roomemateone

[jacobswolfgirl112]

I miss random sketches like this...

[Purplelady0790]

Did she said 'to the guy with the golden locks of hair." ????

[ladyqu33ns]

"That crazy bitch was out there again" lmao

[XeroMadness747]

the fux o-o

[tibbernig]

Is this girl the one whose the gamer chick in online gamer? If she is I think she looks better without make up.

[WhatTheFOKK]

@tibbernig no it is not her

[wesleyderuiter]

@tibbernig no she's the one "that likes balls in her mouth!" XD from one of the very first episodes

[LordAssassins1]

omg he is so hot lol just saying ok no leaving comment on me ok

[hamsta7cam]

I wonder how long she waited on the empire state building.

[buppy4evr]

OMG. Could we use this as our monologue? This is too good. Like it's humorous and romantic.

[5aq]

It's like a Tobuscus literal trailer without being in tune.

[VCY199]

I've never wanted to be a bag of shit so bad :D :D

[xMateJxC]

@VCY199 lol

[shawesomeification]

she may have been crazy but she is beautiful!!!

[Enballgroda1]

Holy shit it's the creepy neighbour!

[Lukefonfabre9]

"to the gorgeous guy with golden locks of hair"... he has brown hair :O

[Cruzifer07]

@Lukefonfabre9 ...and no locks at all.

[BKajun06]

@Lukefonfabre9 LOL!

[xapemanx]

@Lukefonfabre9 IKNOWRITE!?

[Pobbtickin]

wtf i stopped watchin after 0:12

[RaheemdaplayaO4]

This is Twilight's best trailer yet!

[TTHeavensent]

@RaheemdaplayaO4 DWL! It does sm like that x)

[starrytwinkle]

She looks like Mandy Moore in A Walk To Remember at around 3:32

[starrytwinkle]

@starrytwinkle 0:58 I MEAN

[xxYOUrHIGHxx]

boston terriers are the shit!!

[Demalition23]

he didnt dissapere he walked away

[ps2nolimits]

ahahahah what the hell

[TheRoflWoffle]

Fail.

[ShizukaAoki]

uh i think the girlfriend was washing the dishes? D:

[LegendaryUsernameEva]

this chick is fuckin crazy what the fuck...ima chick n this is well crazyyyy O.O she is one horny chick =p

[BeAPop100]

That's messed up

[blacklithe]

:( 

[darrylportelli]

at the end he said PSYCHO and probably his girlfriend in the vid is lindsey ie the pscho girlfriend!!!!

[MrDJRoey]

Yo she has TOMS Thats wasup

[sbalogh53]

awwwww.... that was a sad ending. I did not like it at all. :-(

[ismokemids]

pretty boxer

[gliglimp12]

wtf?

[chillmeister509]

Lindey flicking the bean.

[dpals11]

who else got a hall pass?

[Bearlizard777]

@dpals11 1000's of hall pases I have gotten this week!

[yummypieProductions]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sierrabreannnn]

HAHAHA!

that crazy bitch was out there again, *smh*

[Lukefonfabre9]

to anyone who thinks they have fallen in love from a first sighting, GROW UP! there's more to a guy than looks and you never fall out of true love, but you'll fall out of it if you get to know pretty boy better unless he's the type that has looks and personality, but its stupid to think you've fallen from seeing someone and you'll only get hurt

[MultiShadowXoXo]

3:18 lol :)

[MultiShadowXoXo]

That Crazy Bitch Was Out There Again..Lmfao!!!

[malachi565228]

oh my god this is lllike the twilight saga

[manwevala1]

things like this really happen so i dont think its that funny

[spartaneagle97]

The ending wasn't ruining it...but it was hilarious.

[acdeepurple]

2:12 Oh, crap!

[sheldon7618]

wasn't that the twilight dude's dog

[8JMBDEQUEEN8]

aww man i thought he was gonna meet her there and it was gonn be some mushy shit. bet it was cold up there all alone. she was sooooooooooo deep. maybe shell dream another poem up and feel better. And was that dude girlfriend doing? making eggs or something?

[KrazyLegzBitch2]

omg it was slow at first then it was hilarious!!!! crying laughing

[MrJamieb18]

he's gay, just look at the dog

[waz165]

Someones gonna have to wait on.....and on....and on......and on........and on......till she's dead lol XD but it was deep

[emilg89]

the end was funny.. but im ashamed to say (because i adore them so much) but it kinda killed the video.. The stuff she way saying was really meaningful and beautiful damn.. had me ponderin.. haha

[TheCollegefuck]

She's going to jump off the Empire State Building when she gets some sense haha.

There are stupid bitches like that!

[blueberricake]

That was... very amazing. haha, you guys ruined it with the last part xD

[jasonw123456]

Isn't there a movie like this or something? 

[NukeuNow]

@cSodeej i didnt even see that LOL!!!

[YMP1995]

she looks hot. just a little...

[bepgagachik19]

ughh.. she's really disturbing me. XP

[chibakun72]

"psychooo" lol, if she wasnt so crazy, that would have been kinda sweet, lmao!

[0MGnarwhals]

Lamesauce

[Mitchelldunn]

She is wearing the robe from the end of crazy college roommate.

[givemymouseacookie]

There needs to be an RT movie

[OxKimmie09]

Well he is hot.She's so creepy.

[Nannirk]

His hair isn't golden. lol

[legokratos]

some one reads that online and goes:"wow such strong feeling!". then reads the bag o' shit part and then:"woah, too much feeling."

[Patchycabbage]

metnote.com - new missed connection website

[kendambu]

GGGRRROOOOSSSS  LOL

[MrScarz1]

Very poetic, its beautiful

[LeftRightSevenProd]

"Like you were at the bow of the Titanic, you were the king of my world!" I love all of your movie references!!!! Very Nice Work!

Please feel free to check out our interpretations of Actual Missed Connections when you get a chance!

[omgcheeter]

She doesnt have love for him she has lust

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

the beggining looks like some start of disney bullshit . then rofl that crazy bitch is out there again

[Manofaction0]

Do women actually think like that? o_o

[nflmj93]

@Manofaction0 i wish:) lol itd make things so much easier

[funghooy4]

thats fucked up

[kofinale]

LISTEN TO KOFINALE OR I WILL KILL YOUR PUPPY

[GruppoGara]

this was nice:) I loved it !!! just awesome !!

[TheChaya01]

omg BELLA! i hear bella in my head! oh wait..lol dont tell me this didnt remind u of bella talking :P

[jigsaw924]

....was his girlfriend masturbaiting or something!??? 0_0

[Lukefonfabre9]

@jigsaw924 not to be sexist or anything(I'm not the type that think women belong in the kitchen), but by the way she's moving, it looks like she's peeling something? maybe a potato or a carrot?

[zhookthefishz]

@jigsaw924 brushing her teeth you perv.

[USMCxXFrankieXx]

@jigsaw924 She was washing the dishes. Lmfao.

[irtimmy12]

@jigsaw924 dishes :P

[fiskle]

@jigsaw924 No, she was in the kitchen washing the dishes, like she is supposed to do.

[TheLowHand]

:)))

[MadAnimeGuy]

Hahaha reminds me of twilight haha

[l0serpants]

weirdo much

[Eldererr]

uuu, the check is hot.

[shazam15]

that was sad...

[yoursteph]

Go in front of a mirror and mouth the words 'olive juice'. Doesn't it look like you're saying 'I love you'? xD.

[NapanTR]

That crazy bitch that the dog runs to al the freaking time!!!

[gryefull]

this girl is hot o.O

[gothjohanna2]

....He's not even blond. wtf.

[mggimcg]

i like your shoezies.

[jacoby1682]

your worst video



[LolliChill]

this is just like twilight... rambling about how hot the guy is.

[lee0495]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

don't you just hate it when that's all people post?

[chargamer]

Lame



[erock172]

@Monarch3436 

[ADNUIDMDE]

Is that guy jason or jared?

[vivianvortecksx]

@ADNUIDMDE Jason.

[tootsiekilla]

yay to the toms!!

[28880]

omg wow sad

[NukeuNow]

oh god, ive never wanted to be a bag of shit that bad

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

@NukeuNow oh gawd why am I always late with the same shitty comment xDD

[TheDream123451]

@NukeuNow HAHAHAHAHHA :D

[jksfanunplugged]

fuck hes a hottie

[mavia2]

is that guy jacking off in the end?

[MetalAddict345]

@mavia2 it's a girl doing the dishes or scrubbing something lol

[jack01324]

does she know who that robe has been on

[Starlove31]

@jack01324 Pwahahaha i know who its been on

[maclegend]

"Sorry". 

[livingsocks]

Is that the same dog that was a puppy in the bloopers video?

[UranusRising]

The story of my life :(

[mohamedgamalalnagar]

@UranusRising awwwwwwwwwwww i'm sorry :(

[liljagsa]

fuck valentines day so hard

[J3anie]

haha lol "god I never wanted to be a bag of shit sooo bad."

wow thats a new one ^_^

[gansta4lyfe20707]

hahaha that crazy bitch was out there again...gold pure gold

[irresistiblelipZ]

Awww! haha poor girl.

[carolfans]

haha that totally right , and it always happens , when there isn't communication you will never know the truth . it is funny as much as it is hurt....i have been in this situation before,haha . but this guy in the video isn't that much handsome...

[imaginationkid23]

"that crazy bitch was out there again"

lollll

[youngfly001]

hey what was that lady at the end doing??

[xsfxing]

This guy looks a bit like robin soderling. <3

[ExcIusiveChick]

#LOL 

[AJaxh5]

is this the same girl as the one in the online dating vid?

[JJTAMF]

@AJaxh5 no

[SmexiiStevie]

ending just like...ugh *insert gamer joke here*

[Salamendre456]

OMG the end ruined it

[GuRiRu]

Man, they all a bunch a mac users. What's up with that.

[lolgurlyyy]

@GuRiRu umm because Mac is good.....? Im using a mac right now lol are you gonna be mad?? jk but ya i am using a mac

[GuRiRu]

@lolgurlyyy Mad??? Why would I be mad if you use junk hardware. You aren't spending my money. It just bothers me in the skit because I am trying to enjoy the vid and they keep putting that ugly piece of hardware on the screen. No wonder this girl is a recluse, she spent all her money on an overpriced piece of ugly, junk hardware that will breakdown in less than three years. Maybe I should give her the number to the Mac survivor's group.

[lolgurlyyy]

@GuRiRu Woah chill.......I'ts just a computer, they are acting she did not waste her money on it. It's called making a dissension over the software that works better for her. Like I'd choose a mac because I don't know how to control windows, my brother would choose windows because he doesn't know how to use mac well. And a lot of movies show software and thats not important. The actors acting is important.

[huzza0]

@lolgurlyyy Haha, yeah I'm using a mac, too. I think they're pretty great. I don't understand why some windows users get so defensive.

[lolgurlyyy]

@huzza0 yeah its pretty strange......

[Ironfan7777777]

Isn't this a parody of Never Been Kissed?

[zartanhatesyou]

The guy looks average

[clubava111]

lol she reminds me of my sister 

[fr33th1nk3rs]

lol, pathetic. 

[lahgazi]

LOL. Hilarious

[VividMisery]

lmaooo

[snowmonster32]

So dramatic............... Epic ending