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  • Omg O:

    I agree, kids under 14 should be banned..

  • 3:00 best moment of my life

  • i think my girls at my school some of them are annoying on facebook all they say is truthh isss and hmu or text mee 24/7 its kindave annoying

  • Truth is...*8 likes*

    *for most people* Truth is...i dont know you but you seem cool

    every fucking time...

  • lms for a like/dislike ;D... (like)

    like: yourr madd chillllll

    dislike: we should talk moreeeeeee :(((((((((((((((

    EVERY. FUCKING. NEWSFEED.

  • LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU LIKE FOOTBALL

  • i agree!!!!

  • am i 5?

  • fb is the same reason i dont really check my yahoo account.

  • TEEEXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BITTTCHHHHESSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZ

  • That's why I hide certain peoples' posts of my News Feed.

  • OMG..ROFL LMFAO....I WAS JUST GONA CLOSE THE FRONT DOOR.

  • I like trolling my neighbor's facebook.

  • @xXSN0K1ngXx YES!!!! Especially If You Have A Different Account made That You Made For Trolling other People's Facebook :D

  • One of my old friends from my old school put on Facebook, "Naturally my brother gets the white iPhone before me. FML." ....

    No fucking lie. I wanted to shoot my laptop and walk away. 

  • I like using Facebook for the sole purpose of asking questions about certain things for school like "What was the homework for this class?" or "What classes do we have on Thursday?". It's useful since I don't have all of my friends' phone #'s. But now it's locked me out due to e-mail issues and shit... A friend of mine said that it was because I didn't log in within a week or so. Wtf? Yeah I use it for pretty boring reasons, but it's a good resource incase I get stuck on something

  • I just copied and pasted this post from a girl: "Mall todayy with Bailey♥♥♥♥♥".....NO ONE FUCKING CARES!!

  • "Subscribe if your dick is big"

    hmmmmmm.... i should unsubscribe....

  • I need to send this video to like half the girls at my school.

  • Are you Hitler?

  • @xxitzbunnyxx no, he's a god.

  • "omg my boyfriend just dumped me" "omg im having an awful day and i suck dick" DF bitch, idgaf! lmao fb is full of stupid people

  • Vanilla Maffers :)

  • I have a facebook account that I use really rarely.

    Every time I log on a piece of me dies.

    Because it's full of stupid people.

  • you are defientally my favorite youtuber

  • Text me Bitchezzzzzzz

  • This girl I know actually texted me JUST to tell me to "like" her new profile picture. The temptation to write something mean was overwhelming.

  • hey im 13 but this guy thinks the exact way i do so why ban everyone 14 and under from the internet :(

  • @SomeViolentKid because evil little gremlins will find & eat your flesh. Go play outside buddy.

  • i subscribed lol! , this retard posted on fb is anyone online.....instant delet

  • half of my "friends" do that shit.

  • 161 people have small dicks and mosquito bites for boobs

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  • 80,999 views:(

  • i went outside yesterday and walked to the library and read a book...just sayin

  • and its also ridiculous how some people think its soooo important how many friends they have on facebook and value the quantity more than quality.

  • every time i get a request for what ever game they are playing i slam my head on my keyboard and accidentally post something like jkdjdkjjfdkksljk the only reason to get on facebook is to connect with family

  • Subscribed :)

  • Facebook is nothing more than a glorified popularity contest.

  • I don't even have a facebook, myspace, twitter or any other type social network :)

  • I know some people who do this,

    OVER HALF THE PEOPLE AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL!!!!!

  • what i dont like about facebook is that its intended for people that already have jobs, so you cant decorate your profile like on myspace >>

  • i hate the annoying shitheads that always send me 5 farmville requests every fucking day! I refuse to play that low life retarded game or any other fb game. Im not exaggerating

  • Am I five?!

  • This guy Chris Larsen is EXACTLEY what you described bron.

  • thumbs up if your watching this and on facebook

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  • some people i know will tell me every night what they're having for dinner. that's why i deleted mine... :)

  • Looks like I have to subscribe...

  • I deleted facebook because, there forcing changes on us. I might delete my youtube acount soon because, youtube & google is forcing changes on us also,

  • Lol this fag

  • fuck u bitch ass niggafucka im 14andi like dong shit on the internet. Eureka "niggafucka" thats new w8 till my friends hear this! :p

  • GOD the QUOTES!!! Especially the Marylin Monroe (or Drake) ones. "If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best" ...wut?

    Also, (hold on lemme check real quick) oh yeah the "like" games. Clogging my news feed with "lms for tbh/inbox me #'s/truth is"etc.

    Thisz annoyyss mii da mhosttt

  • @CopyNinjalv3 I've seen the can't handle quote about 098170932847109835709238740918­735091870395637609187230982734­09182734098712304987 times

  • @Pensrock8729 the fuck is that?

  • Farmville updates. The horror.

  • am i five? HAHAHA

  • I'm addicted to checking it, I hardly interact with it

  • im gonna go sit on my ass and play an mmo (that's not on Facebook).

  • 2:02 that's sounds more like a twitter comment.

  • this guy on facebook is on every mimute tryin to write funny status and to be honest THEY R SHITTY JOKES!

  • 3:16 that face was priceless lmao

  • I hate when people have over 500-1000 friends on Facebook and they don't even know the half of them. I hate when people put ''one word like'' on their status and gets over 50 likes. I hate people put pointless shit on their status and get over a 100 likes. Facebook is basically a big waste time is what I'm trying to say.

  • I LOVE YOUR RANTS

    

  • i have a face book but i only get on like....fb thinks im dead ..so yeah

  • Umm, arnt your waisting your time makeing 205 rant videos ? .. FAIL

  • @ilovekatuuu Sharing your opinion isn't wasting your time, ignorant fuck. ..FAIL

  • I don't think children should be allowed on the internet (you aren't a child anymore the day you find out cold sores are herpes). It fucks you up (while being badass at the same time).

  • I'm not subscribing then.... :(

  • i think that kids under the age of 14 shouldent be on the internet im like 13 now and the internet like f**ked me up XD i started swearing and stuff so yea just saying

  • no one ever talks to me on facebook and I never get comments on anything. but I dont give a shit; I have friends I talk to in person all the time and that is what matters.

  • I know a girl like that. -_-Like shell put up statuses like "Like if you think Im pretty'' or shell post statuses about how shes gonna fight somebody like...you look dumb. No1 gives a shit but yet she gets attention from similar idiots. I think she uses it for self-esteem also.. I also hate people who put their [Love] relationships on blast on FB. I would never do that... Bitch FB can make you do anything. I hate ppl who try to go blame FB saying it ruins relationships. You did it yourself..

  • Bl00d i think your totally right it kinda pisses me off when you log on to facebook and you have fucking abillion notifications and shit. I have about 800-900 friends but i only go on maybe 1-2 times a week not even maybe 1-2 a month. But yea bl00d your right about the contact shit. replay if you think other wise like this statues if you think im right

  • Facebook makes my blood boil. Mainly because of the people on it.

    Those "likes" are always to do with shitty teen "love", complaining how boys always ignore girls. I feel like slapping the people who invent these stupid whitty rhymes/poems about love. They just need a reality check.

    You also get these smacktards, who saw you once in their whole fucking life, send you a "friend" request. When you accept, they end up not talking to you. Wtf man...

  • ya, you just made me realize my life, I'm deleting facebook and google plus. :D

  • Google+ is superior.

  • when ever i see my cousin IM like 5 people at once its...its sad

    GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING

  • @dancerinthemaking20 hell yeah. Soo much drama...

  • people always post shit about their relationship crap and say how boys are the bad ones. personaly not to sound like a sexest or anything because im not but the girls are a lot of times the problems to. but i can agree people post shit like "truth is" or "like for a rate". that stuff is stupid. when ever i get on its always something about a break up or some type of drama.

  • now its all about lms for a rate lmao

  • My girlfriend does stupied shit like that...smh

  • I went to school and durring lunch I said, "Hey everyone, yeah, all you faggots listen up! I have a facebook, and here it is on my phone. Now, you know what I think? Fuck facebook. Watch this, because it is something the majority of you fucktards would never do. yep, I just deleted it. You see, I'm not dead, I didn't fall off the face of the earth. facebook is retarded. you can eat your lunches you motherfuckers and nymphos and douchebags, I'm gonna go outside and chew my fucking gum."

  • @bassharmonica1 LOL!

  • @bassharmonica1 Your my role model

  • damit now i have to subscribe :p

  • I deleted my facebook 5 minutes before watching this... AWK

  • Thumbs up if you have facebook on another tab

  • I don't mind Facebook, but I don't use it much. And yes, I know quite a few people who post "OMG GAIZ I JUST TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP."

    or:

    "MOM IS SO SLOW COMING HOME I WANT MAI WAFFLES"

    and let's not forget:

    "GUYS MY HAT JUST BURPED WHAT DO I DO?"

    My "social network" of choice is Deviantart because it's about the art, not the people. The artists give you a reason to care about them through their art, unlike Facebook, Myspace, etc.

  • xD r u telling ur stripper which side of the pole is best to slide down on? HAHAHA

  • 3:00 hahahahahaha the best moment ever

  • @poggo0123 thats his whole point in tbr rant u dumb bitch. Ppl finding facebook entertaining

  • my cousin updates her status all the time yesterday we out to eat and she put a status at a resturant.

  • If you're so against people needing contact, and only log in once a week or something, then you won't know that most people on there do just talk to their friends, and it's their choice of entertainment - whereas you choose to make videos ranting at a camera for youtube, which has turned into a social networking site anyway!

  • i cant tell what he said at end was it weird tits?

  • queen aint that important... we want anarchy not monarchy

  • thats y i have a twitter

  • how old is he?

  • HOMMMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs TEXT ME BITCHEzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Lol i have facebook open in another tab.

  • That is y I do nat have a Facebook or all that stuff

  • Okay, people always post "i'm bord texxxt mee"

    >:l If your "bord" then fucking get off Facebook.

  • You're a genius.

  • For example one girl keeps posting on facebook every 2 minutes how she's smoking weed and eating cereal and adding the words text me to every one of her statuses this happens too often you are so right rob.

  • So true.

  • What girl doesn't do this all the time?

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  • I fully agree about this. I use facebook on the occaision, and about three quarters of my friends do all that. But I don't think there should be an age ban; some kids are fine.

  • I agree I check my Facebook every 1-2months and I got people in my classes(im in high school btw) that would hack the teachers computer account just 2 go on FB I mean seriously, and when I'm walking past them they talk about what statuses(not sure about spelling o-o) they should put up -_-

  • wen i was on facebook one of my effed up friends on there said on there "haha i just took a shower, now i feel cleeeeennn lolz" that was the most gayest thing i ever saw on my facebook wall

  • Which seat should I take?

  • a girl in my school did this:

    "Should I cut my fringe to the side or to the front?"

    i was like..

    "I recommend thee to chop them all, Your Majesty."

  • I HATE FACEBOOK!

  • u sud do a rant bout those ppl tht work around ppl all the time and hate their job and its just so obvious to everyone

  • look up Lovelydenis she does that shit way to much saying oh i miss you baby Come back to me, i wish you were mine . and I'm just right there saying wtf that's stupid

  • He made me subscribe....my penis is big.....

  • Alot of my "friends", make their statuses, song lyrics, reasons why I should just love Jesus, meaningless life quotes, when, why they are grounded, and pointless shit about what they are eating! Facebook friend:"Ohoho Im eating a bagel guys!" Me: "Who gives a fuck!"

  • I have facebook to keep in tact with 1 person and that's our only method, my friend will post lyrics from songs I'm pretty sure don't exist

  • could you imagine the queen on facebook going 'txt m3 h0m33zzzzzz!!!!11!!1'? lol

  • i have a facebook... but i agree wit ya lol

  • I update my stays like maybe once or twice a month it really depends but I check Facebook and move on with my life, I also hate the "check in" feature on Facebook I'm like I don't give a flying firetruck where you are

  • My mom has 1,000 friends on facebook.

    My mom's friend puts out information about nothing people care about each day.

    Me? I have only like, 60 friends (in FB) and check my home page every, i don't know... week, i guess. And facebook games? There retarded. Growing a farm, taking care of fish, what person wants to do that boring stuff!?

    Over all, facebook isn't anything you should get obsesed over. Using it every 3 days is the most i could handle of it. Just check it, and move on with your life.

  • Ur right rob and I think friend also adds people he doesn't cuz he added this girl I used to like who's my friend on FaceBook who moved to Ramsey in '09 summer and he came in the '09 nov and he came from Patterson so he never met her or knows who she is and he's friends with her on FaceBook. So how the hell is that possible

  • I call this facebook now facefucker cause i hate it.

  • i feel like this rant is directed to me haha

  • girls... they do

  • .....SUBSCRIBED!!!.....

    

  • My sister goes on facebook and complains why nobody talks to her

  • I hate it when girls post love QUOTES all time. Its so irritating. "Looks a beautiful, but true beauty comes from the heart." its like "Get the fuck out of here who the hell you think you fooling.

  • oh fuck you know it!

  • the more friends you have on facebook...most likely the less friends you have in real life

  • I agree with you when people should be 14 before using the internet...don't want em getting too smart...oh wait they won't

  • So true I deleted my Facebook because it blows

  • example: "Im lookin for the right gurl! like diss if u wanna b it"................ let ur balls drop u try-hard!

  • my friend err...no ihate him anyway he's like that and he's effin' 10!!!

  • that top comment of mine is now false :(

    BUT i'm only on facebook to see my friends. nothing more

  • Rob typing :D LMFAO 3:03

  • that's what twitter is for....

  • Lol I go on my fone...but update once every 2 weeks.. and only have 215 friends :3 but there is this one girl im friends with who updates her status every 5 minutes-_-" its fucking annoying but wat can a person dooo...

  • I know, my stupid friend Is so dam annoying writing "LMAO" at everything, for example : "Oh I'm at my friends house right now LMFAO!" And Im thinking IDGAS and WTF that's not funny! Thank you for recognizing this! I've been a fan of ur videos since '07

  • green bar is my dick the red bar is my ballz :)

  • My friend Kaylee is like this

  • I will go on time to time, Every week around4 or 5 days a week, and make status updates every3 hours to day after the previous one. I only have a 103 friends though.

  • Right on.

  • you had the perfect ending line. now i have to subscribe. good shit.

  • Look up Danny Ayala. He's the worst.

  • fb is the only contact i have with my "friends" :(

  • @brasilrules101

    You don't have friends then.

  • @Avian98X yea i dont, not real ones any way

  • ok i didnt mean that by imaginary, as in people who actually care

  • Yes!! I know this girl who goes to the People you may know page and goes down the line pressing the Add as a friend button! She doesn't even know them

  • how old are you?'

  • I found this hilarious 'cuz people claim I'm Facebook famous, but like the "I just closed the door" thing made me crack the fuck up.

  • I have about 50 of my close friends and family members added on facebook, and am content with that.

    I mean, really...some people h ave like 500+ friends! WTF?!

  • ''are you hitler?!!! giving commands to your generals?!!!'' LOL

  • I know a girl like that! The bitch updates her status like every fucking 20 mins about shit no one gives a fuck about! I'ma go block her ass right now.

  • that sounds like twitter to

  • Text me bitcheszzzzzzzzzzzz

  • do a rant on facebook like pages please :) they piss me off so much and there all the same :O

  • "Am I five?"

  • Text me bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

  • LOL! Why he say big dick before big tits!LOL HUMMMM......

  • There is this person named squeeks skirving...so fucking annoying he posts period by period hockey score updates right down to the fucking shots per period...and not just nhl, he does it for fucking local hockey and rbc cup and shit, like honestly he goes to every game in town and he always updates his status every period...hes even been told to leave before once or twice and was even threatened to be charged with pedofilism (whats the action of being a pedo?) bcuz hes 56 going to 10 year olds

  • i posted this vid on my fb page what now bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • My mom is on farmville every second she got fired from her job because of Facebook..but has a job now

  • i had a facebook, someone hacked it then they made it get disabled -_- i didnt care. facebook is gay