Chimpanzees in the wild fight over who's in charge of the jungle - BBC wildlife

[bootysweat44]

I would rather be in a pit of Gorillas than a pit of Chimpanzees. These things are four times as strong as a full grown man, and they are as vicious as a lion.

[TheSamuraiKoala]

@bootysweat44 Same here

[detdadet97]

@bootysweat44 Gorillas are ten times as strong as a full grown man and can be as quick and agile as chimps.. Thats enough strength to fucking swat a car out of the way

[bootysweat44]

@detdadet97 Yeah, but chimps are far more vicious. You ever hear of a Gorilla killing a human? I dont think there is ever a record of a gorilla killing a human. There are thousands of killings each year from chimps killing baby humans and men and children. If you give Gorillas their space they dont care about you, but chimps are violent animals.

[detdadet97]

@bootysweat44 Either way, a pissed off gorilla vs a pissed off chimp, I'd rather take my chances with a chimp since humans have been known to fight them off in attacks and win. Gorillas and chimps will attack if they percieve you as a threat, but you never know since they are wild and unpredictable. Of course gorillas have killed people before, perhaps they were not recorded since mostly they would only kill if a human tried to kill them or their family, basically only poachers

[bootysweat44]

@detdadet97 You have heard of people fighting off chimps? Where?

[detdadet97]

@bootysweat44 a few true stories of people being attacked by chimps and fighting one off until it ran off. Really they are very dangerous i agree completely, but when adrenaline is pumping through a human they have been capable to lift cars off of their mangled body after a devastating car wreck, so you can imagine how capable humans can be.

[dicemoney2]

They act jus like dum ass people real talk shyt amazes me

[johnnnyD160]

Monkeys always remind me of really stupid people

[jsuttonus]

Chimps eat their own feces and they also mouth rape frogs! You can find plenty of examples on YouTube of these behaviors. Imagine being an innocent frog sitting peacefully on your lily pad when a perverted chimp grabs you and shoves his noodle down your throat! They are disgusting and deserve to die.

[MrJorenReyes]

@jsuttonus I've heard of humans that do worse.stfu.

[aussiesteveable]

These animals are very strong ! far more powerful then an average human for strength .

[annawesson]

No, not women yuutokun, it's not the females who are the problem; it's that thing, and the things two friends, just hanging about between his legs that are the cause of most problems in the animal world, and beyond...

[Cougman1978]

Wow chimpz didn't attack human for taking vids and pics.

[not4sale93]

Next up, on Jersey Shore...

[Salaisor]

0:46 It looks like a fucking Black Bear.

[Megacashchris]

0:46 BIG AS FUCK! 0_O

[Frankwolf100]

Damn it I want to see these documentaries in their full but don't know where to find them.

[utsawin09]

whos the reporter chick? she looks damn fine

[DonnnyB88]

that hot piece of ass is lucky she aint gettin attacked by em bein so close...

[inoout]

lol... shouldn't george take part in this too? haha

[Frankwolf100]

@inoout yeah, if George was here he would have his arms and legs ripped off and be eaten by the alpha male chimps, I guess he won't be so curious next time

[inoout]

@Frankwolf100 lol by george i think i meant the ex president of the u.s...

[Frankwolf100]

@inoout Lol, yeah I kind of figured that after I wrote the text, but the first thing that popped in my head was Curious George since chimpanzees eat monkeys.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

The loser's lucky he survived. Chimps have like 10 times the testosterone level of humans. They are not cuddly, they don't learn sign language, and they don't keep kittens as pets. 9 times out of 10 they will usually fight to the death, then the whole tribe will eat the loser and any infants he produced in the group.

Kind of pisses me off how people still think gorillas are randomly violent monsters and chimps are little cuties on greeting cards. The opposite is closer to the truth.

[scuzzulus]

@EntropicMisanthropic hah. gorillas have nothing to prove, they already know they`re THE BOSSS

[Frankwolf100]

@EntropicMisanthropic yup, I learned all this same shit by watching documentaries and video clips on you tube about chimps for the past 3 months. Chimps are extremely violent and ruthless NOT CUTE AND CUDDLY AND SUPER FRIENDLY!, meanwhile gorillas on the other hand are calm and gentle minded, amazing! I don't feel as sorry for chimps anymore, and I don't believe either chimps or gorillas belong in zoos.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

@Frankwolf100 I agree completely, people keeping any great ape should be arrested. No matter their individual risk, they're all incredibly powerful animals who can easily wreck a human if they so chose. The fact that there was ever a gigantic chimp living in a neighborhood without any kind of prudent restrictions proves my point. They'd all have flipped over a gorilla, but no gorilla in the wild ever mangles another gorilla the way chimps mangle each other. Gorillas also don't eat babies.

[TheGreaterGood80]

"Waaah waaaah! Give me attention! Scratch my back" goddamnit women are so fucking demanding

[MsRedSpade]

@TheGreaterGood80 waah waah give me sex! men are so demanding! LOL!

[maldread88]

2:41 "awwwww who farted!"

[Espo20052000]

Who's has big balls ?..The camera man has big balls!!

[AaronBSON760]

man frodo is a pussy

[colt4667]

I wish they would all kill each other.

[wowamonn]

Fucking females always stiring up shit.

[MsRedSpade]

@wowamonn yep! we love stirring up shit! after all, men need a reason to act like apes1 may as well blame women!

[kixigvak]

We are an ape culture

[suzielake707]

Its amazing the range of expression you can see from gentleness to fiercenness. Chimpanzees are extraordinary. very intelligent too.

[MsRedSpade]

@suzielake707 i agree!

[gorrilatape]

advertisment stalled and then i didnt get to watch the video wtf

[clonecommamdo99]

girls lucky the chimps did not attack and eat her face off

[hutch1200]

Two chimps enter, one chimp leaves!

[kurumais]

what is the hosts name ?

thanks

[SpeedingStudent]

Why the fuck would you get near those Chimps? They could easily kill you without a second thought.

I would at least take a tazer. And some machettes. lol

[OrcishSlacker]

@SpeedingStudent Naw, you'd want something automatic. Those buggers would be coming at you fast.

[SpeedingStudent]

@OrcishSlacker I laughed my ass off when I read this.

You're right. lol

[huntersolutions]

@fredfinizzi No they're chimps

[brokenarrow2222]

There will always be war.

[tylermillerlito]

The face at 1:30 is so perfect in every way :D

[desmosedicimeccanica]

you know what in that jungle i'd fight anyone over that chick

[Midnightrambler3760]

@desmosedicimeccanica she is mine, back off!!!!!

[spagsylee]

freud was not very afraid of frodo as u put it, he never challenged frodo, but would not submit to him, although frodo was the alpha male, the group carried on showing most respect to freud, frodo was overthrown by a chimp called sheldon, who in turn was overthrown by kris, kris has held the crown for a while but is now beginning to show submission to ferdinand, who happens to be the much younger brother of frodo and freud

[rocksoliddude1]

What's she doing getting up so close to chimps!!

[cincarevic]

knives? but i want to see them with desert eagles :(

[Ek0]

Someone should give the chimps knives. Chimps fighting with knives... that would be so awesome.

[shinshoryuken]

This is basically the same as Bloodz vs. Crips...

[diegopunk]

lay back

no need for insults

on anyone

[oneorganism]

by the way keep deep thoughts to urself?

we Are thinking creatures

were made to think

whats the point of bottling up everything inside ;-)

[diegopunk]

The hierarchy of human society is very important and constantly battled over. Humans struggle for power deep in the concrete jungles.

[striker1224]

Frodo is such a little pussy.

[michaelmusica]

no I saw this documentry, in a very shor period of time Frodo became a badass iron fist ruler and Froid was very afraid of him.

[striker1224]

Oh, ok.

[Napalmreaper]

Keep on lying to protect the chimps PETA

[DSD1v57BG32]

PETA? i thought this was the BBC?

gorillas are better.

[JAGUARDRUIDA]

they have guns

[aliveinsd]

No, chimps haven't guns as in firearms. But, Jane Goodall has said, "If chimps had knives, and knew how to use them, they would." I would presume the same if the word 'knives' were replaced with 'guns.'

Chimps are exceedingly violent animals. Perhaps exceeding most other species, including Human.

[Ek0]

Id pay to see chimps fighting with knives.

[aliveinsd]

EkO: Jane Goodall has had a similar thought to yours. Ms. Goodall has stated, "If chimpanzees had knives and knew how to use them, they would." An interesting though indeed. Thanks for your comment. +1 2 U.

[aliveinsd]

Oops! I beleive that I just repeated myself. Sorry, but I didn't check the comment that you were answering. Well, it's true in any case, and bears repeating.

[Tawalisi]

Not just with knives but also armor, shield and sword in an roman arena.

[showlifemang111]

lmfao

[KINGBADASS100]

@Ek0

I'd pay to see Chimps fighting Leopards.

[philateliceun]

@aliveinsd There is no species more violent than humans.

[t4z0n3]

that they are not frightened o.O

a chimpanzee could rip them apart like a piece of paper :D

[BLHDtube]

fuck müllermilch

[lacrosseman43]

They get ridiculously close lol

[ThePivotFighter]

i know.. a chimp could rip their heads off if he was lonely

[DustyMikeSB]

the host is hot

[wannabeebee]

You like the host chimp?

Well at least the chimp wont nag.

[gat0rbball]

I had to watch a special in my biological anthropology class with her in it. Alot of people(girls included lol) said the same thing. Then they got a close up of her smiling........poor true british stereotype. It wasn better on a 15 foot projector screen either. EVERYONE laughed when they saw it too, even the professor.

[yuutokun]

Women... the cause of all trouble between men

[jigglyfidda125]

we should replace them and use our hands instead

[gogognick]

Thats just absurd. Every man is ineed of pussy.

[jigglyfidda125]

theres a new toy which is very similar to a pussy for just 30 $

[gogognick]

True that. Its called like a flesh light or somthing like that. Well haha good point.

[MsRedSpade]

@yuutokun yep! but what if there were no women? who would you blamen then?LOL!

[pufffpuffpass]

turn the sound off then...

[dubzy81]

yeah, bullshit anthropomorphising or whatever its called

[KhungFuCat222]

dang their alot like humans

[Suidakkra]

Hmm, NFL films has gotten really, weird.

[skwinkle79]

I watched this documentry, who would have thought that in a few weeks Frodo would become the boss and for a long preriod of time he would reign with iron fist.

[SimplyTheVest]

frodo you puss, have a go at least,

[watchmyshoes22]

chimps asses have faces

[catman1233]

@watchmyshoes22 I'm not suprised you like looking at chimps' asses.

[watchmyshoes22]

@catman1233 hahaha

[HUITZILICUICATL]

I hope a chimp punches her in the nose.

[361fico]

love the chimps, we have one in white house who isn't so cute

[marephrem]

for a second there I thought you were speaking of Obama, but then I saw the date of your comment :)

[BritishWarLord]

me2

[opiates]

LOL good one.

[firethrower1000]

@361fico are you sure because i thought chimps couldnt speak...USE COMMON SENSE WHITY

[Cheese4Everyone]

awesome

[noellennon]

What a tomboy.