Never Do These Things When Flirting Online

[cabdimat]

brook marks video

[MrZrod24]

Playboy issue??



[BEWGAZ]

am i the only one whos seen vlog?

[danmo783]

This chick is real, she has a softcore porn site...

[jimmybrown11111]

MARRY ME!! PLEASE!!

[ac83052]

what did you say at 42? (couldnt understand)

[ac83052]

also, i meant to tell you, i got to run (drive) a train also. Bumpiest and LOUDEST ride of my life, but all worth being in control of 3,000 horsepower (YES, that powerful.) Forgive me for saying this, but the sound of the airbrakes being released scared the HELL out of me.

[ac83052]

i had to read fast at 155 but im used to it

[ac83052]

well, i got to fly a small plane one time.if you have any questions about airplanes just let me know (i have studied)

[jayce1983]

great attitude and sense of humor. oh yeah and drop dead gorgeous... 8-P

ty for the smile, and the tips.

[Dnicest53]

I hung out with her!!

[OriginalSituation]

um but hey whats up is the same thing and its probably the best way to start any conversation.

Way to be full of shit

[Eremes1986]

Lol so her videos become popular she shows her boobs lol.Ya babe show your boobs thats the only way your videos gonna work lmao....

[Eremes1986]

Lol so her videos become popular she shows her boobs lol.Ya babe show your boobs thats the only way yout videos gonna work lmao....

[brentrob82]

I love the announcer voice. It reminds me of Dr. Roxxo from Metalocolypse!

P.S. your videos are amazing!

[bmw66x]

I just spoke to her for 2 hours...she's a great person!!

[xtraflo]

I fucked a chick that looked sorta like her - even similar tits. So in way, I fucked Brooke Marks - lol

[ac83052]

@xtraflo pardon my french, but, what the hell?

[STARKASTT]

lmao the end is the worst

[bakhywakhy]

u just got a subsriber for being  SO DAMN HOT

[litterboxcatband]

funny... and sexy at the end (where you show that beautiful kitty). What a pretty pussy you have.

[T14PAJ1414]

Hey, watcha doin'?

[JEDSaje15]

awesome  and you are totaly hot!

[SoundPlanner]

Hey, you have a great personality

... weird

[foblovesme]

i loled

[sTyLnK]

Cute video. =]

[SmartDrug]

What song is that playing at the end of the video? I love it!

[ADVRipper4EVER]

Yeah!

The NEDM song is great. I love it.

[nookey222]

that alian haha

[Marko129]

i like your tits but your a internet slut.

[anitbaby]

i need a sock... i just jizzed

[jfendley19]

I guess I should state the obvious "you're hot"..but LMAO some of these videos are hilarious, nudity or not...

[iamboredok]

haha, the booty slap at the end is priceless.

[CrXCrXcRx88]

2:51 oO

[CarlChub]

lmao GLITTER ROSEEES!!!

[Matt805]

O my fuck. Im going to state the obvious...Brooke is fucking BANGING!!!

[longhairedtory]

What's wrong with having Napalm Death on autoplay again? Perhaps I'll use Carcass instead...

[GoggleKack]

Gurl you should have like sum Devil wears Prada or All shall perish on auto play LOL

[longhairedtory]

How about Slayer's Angel of Death? Hey girls, welcome to my Myspace page, I'm so glad you visited, Tom Araya is now going to give you the most intimidating falsetto scream ever committed to tape!

[Need4Jump]

haha funny :)

[Erik113091]

What flavour was that chapstick? :D

[fredtheturkey]

MUDGORE

Cockblocking you

hahaha

[coolhalo333]

LoL that was jailarius =)

[DemonLewisxb]

Ummm That is trying to make someone like you on the internet not helping you not get uncocked blocked what the hell

[OpulenceOfKnowledge]

Barn explosives

[jarodwhite]

...and there's webcam "dudes" on here trying to advertise themselves? heheh!

[delta9999]

Hahah good video

[tedhuntington]

kind of a wild woman

[shortydionis]

if i post a book here on your comments will it get me any where with you. is not a wink wink question, i'm asking for real. he he!!

[fredtheturkey]

Saaaaaaaaaaad.... so very saaaaaaaaad...

[xerxesfitta]

Is that music at the very end mudgore?

[RehnFendal]

Genius. :)

[narie72]

u can have SO much fun ... with me n

[dogwoofyup]

pause at 2:51 and break out the lube guys....i squirted 3 times already...time for #4...mmm thanks brooke

[IziVyne]

omg LOL

[WerdnaFaz]

Hi Brooke what you doing!

[ruthlessscorp]

found it ;0

youre charming and witty btw gl with this

[ruthlessscorp]

brooke, what is the song at the end of your videos? BROOK MARKS THE SPOT GRRRRRR *song* ?

thanks a pound

[charitybernhard]

quand tu frappes ton bicep avec la paume de ta main c'est très érotique

[meserostalking]

Ultimate friction.

[rktech68fl]

Damn! I thought the glittering rose was a solid move!? WTF!? I really thought it would offset the fact that I'm 25lbs overweight with no money, and have to resort to leaving comments on Youtube, mySpace and Facebook for social interaction.

[TFRAP]

What a lucky geek... to look liek that

[Pvic]

girls don't exist on the internets.

[Kaez91]

-.- i love this girl.

SHES SO EFFIN FUNNY.

[Bassmandave2000]

Who flagged this as inappropriate?Wtf.Quit Cockblockin' Brooke.

[weeedster]

alright, so on break.coms vlog series with brooke being the main character, it says:"an investigation into the death of real-life internet vlogger Brooke Marks, and when you see what happened to her and her friends you won't believe your f... eyes" does that mean she's really dead or is it all fictional?

[BadNeighbour]

No. Thats where the ever manipulating "Based on a real story" comes in.

She's not dead. She's playing herself in the movie i think.

[unokilo321]

BLINKY ROSES ARE FOR PUSSIES! LOL

[hunter4779]

I love brooke. Shes fucking funny as hell.

[teknobramha]

hahahahaha i love you already. you are so dorky!

[Thiagozo]

Dr Rockso does cocaine?

[ImmortalDestructor]

Yes apparently he does cocaine!

[qwerty0900]

that was funny the best part was the ending 2;50-2;55

[happyezequiel]

ha ha ha ha Great Work! ha ha ha ha :) Love it!!!

[eminent88]

man I still wish i could bone u though :-o but who doesn't :-/

[eminent88]

You sound so cool lol... I mean the way you talk haha "babes love flowers, babes also love diamonds." haha that sounded so cool

[Bobzeaux]

1. Huh? I never thought of sending glitter-flowers, but given how women do like flowers and diamonds, why shouldn't that attract some kind of attention? Aside from it not being scholarly, since when is being scholarly a sexy attribute in the eyes of women (especially the young, sexy women most guys try to attract)?

2. Alright, so how DO you start the conversation that you're just going to ignore anyway? Stating a problem without a potential solution is nothing but a waste of time.

[Bobzeaux]

3. I always have my music on manual just for that very courtesy measure. Most women say that they DON'T want to see guys showing off their abs, so who are we supposed to believe? The rest of the female population, or you?

1/2. ...What the hell does THAT have to do with anything?

Thanks for nothing.

[mrgudde82]

Bob must be one of those guys that asked her "whatchu doin" in IM :P

[Bobzeaux]

Nope. Bob's one of those guys who comments on specific things that are mentioned in the ladies' profile, just like they say they want men to do in order to convey some sort of genuine interest.

[AnthonyLopez3]

mmm shes fuckin sexi ;]

[mondaysucks9110]

shes freakin hot!! whats the song at the end end?

[dannye60]

lol u r so hot!

[crazypak11]

good video this is the first time ive been interested in what a hot chick has to say instead of what she has to show :D

[crazypak11]

good video this is the first time ive been interested in what a hot chick has to say instead of what she has to show :D

[krnjman1]

1 out of 10

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sexy

[kickdown28]

Yeah the vids are great but anyone know the song at the end of all the videos?

[snookie96]

sexy and very funny

[pyrodogg]

Its official now, Im in love.

She's funny, strange, awkward, smart, cute, talent and has a great body....

its too much.

[stevi524]

wow, i like the ending! lol nice tits..lol

[crazydonkeyman]

funny vids but i NEED to know that song at the end please tell me!!!

[dustyb58]

it's the NEDM song of course

[Toxin08]

@crazydonkeyman /watch?v=iQkbwhHfohY

your welcome :3

[tjbang88]

good looking and funny, great combo. i enjoy the vids, keep it up

[cosmicorder2]

There are jesus sports figures!?!?

[MichailMolcanov]

Im gonna watch the ending over and over and masturbate. Pretty cool huh?

[rahma4]

After getting my breathing to slow following Brooke's little tease-parade at the end of the show, this comment resulted in my blowing milk (COW MILK YOU SICK FUCKS!) all over my keyboard!

+1!

[BlinEd1]

hahaha lol

[MichailMolcanov]

The girl on 48 seconds is a big brother contestant in Sweden from Norway. Pretty hot =)

[tlw0198]

thats the same girl smart guy.

[3101010]

speech impediment?

[DeadlyNL]

Can U Remove My CockBlock ? ^^

[89Blondie]

How can someone NOT love this girl? XD

[tommlini]

Hello, I have been searching for muddgore on the internet, but I can't find it. Anyone know if it's the true name for the band, and where I can find it?

[Phirre2k3]

I love you :E

[acdc913]

i see cleavage, 5/5

[skrymtet]

Fonkin hell girl, you´re funny.. And very nice to rest the eyes on... You go girl!

[stpatty0000]

hey girl. your funny as fuck!!!!---its true....all of it...its what it do!!!

lmao

[specialk4urmind]

LMFAO!!!!  "cyber cock-block" thats awesome

[R4ndomCrap]

a dozen electronic sparkling diamond roses to you!

[ericbrooksdotcom]

No more blinking roses. Got it. Thanks Brooke!

"I.M. R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D."

LMAO!!!!

[awesomeradical69]

Nobody likes a smart girl.

[StrickenAza34]

Love it, only just found you on youtube, and boy am I glad! Keep up the great vids!

[webmodelfan]

Hello Brooke. I have made some videos that I want you to see. I made them specifically for you, actually.

[epretorious]

What'cha doin?

[NASCARandBEER]

Internt Messaging Requires Everyone Types And Read Dowloadable Electronic Documents. lawl

[fiercegoose]

This Vid is fuckin bad ass!!!!!!!"but this is where the internet starts F**king your game up" and props for the 10 things you've never seen on a web cam....

keep kool ;]

[Adam6890]

Anyone know what that song right at the end is? Please tell moi =]

[thatoneguyatheplace]

NICE

[jamesdean778]

clearly, the best way to get people to pay attention to public service announcements is to let a hot girl do it for you lol. appearantly it also works for getting lonely guys to kiss your ass on you tube?

[f5snoprobro]

So ya...I'm pretty much in love with teh Brooke Marks.

[pipadyaz]

well said dude.. well said.

[skorpionz]

You're too fat for video, drop a couple pounds.

[Jinzago]

the fuck is wrong with you you retarded git, she's not fat at all, just because you don't have tits or an ass doesn't mean you have to pick on chicks that do :D

[FoulCoon]

boobs, and an obvious ytmnd connection....

5

[Jadbgjoka]

haha, this is awesome.

"teh" , lol.

[Veregh]

Smart.Funny.Beauty incarnate.Brooke,if you ever'll come to visit Florence in Italy someday,send me a pm,i'll be your personal guide,showing you everything for sure.I mean:everything of the city ;)

[clutchplaya08]

what is the name of the song in the credits??

awesome vid by the way brooke

[Makkoblue]

Brooke are you trying to give people hard ons when they come to your blogs lol.

[Makkoblue]

Brooke did you ever get that body guard you wanted?

[chandler1337ownz]

what dumbas* flagged this video, when there are more explicit uploaded youtube videos on here than this one what a fu*kin' lamer!

[chandler1337ownz]

brrokemarks. com is a wonderful site.. yes it is a "member's only" site ie pay-per-view type access, but inside you'll find her fully funny, sexy etc.. personality, in a internet world of hardcore/softcore nudies etc 'porn' brookemarks site is a refreshing Non-Nude, tease site site where the only thing not teasing and keeps you wondering is her awesome personality

[DorianAneudy]

Damn I cant use these these tips on you...CUZ U CAME UP WITH THEM...DAMN YOU!

[TheChozen1ne]

I Caught you a delicious bass

[eveh123]

i love the bit music at the end is it frm a song or summat??

[addicted2pbkiki]

too bad brookemarks. com is not a free site :( I would like to see more

brooke is really smart! and so damn sexy

[fedeman2]

all the same: she's smart

[fedeman2]

never thought pornstars could be smart

[mbird22]

I send out flower comments, I ask what they're doing, and I've got metal set on autoplay. Darn I thought I was a stud. Thanks, brooke. I must now redeem myself. I'm off!

[redSHIFT69]

they don't call me the "say hey kid" for nuttin'

[jamesdean778]

just started surfing you tube and already a psa,nevertheless cool video.

[fptp01]

NEDM!

[takamura87]

1- hot girl

2- funny

3 and more important: iphone and boba fett references!!

god: have you been reading my diary?

[BrookeMarksthespot]

lol - what did you write in your diary?

"If only I was Boba Fett; I bet then I'd have an iPhone. Damn it all to hell."

[stagersauto225]

lol added the chapstick , funny as always.

[aphexmandelbrot]

See you in /r/. Or GBS.

[RagingBazMan]

Nice touch doing the entire video in your underwear, sweetie. Let's fuck soon.

[Jazzyxacid]

wow.

that.

is.

all.

fucking.

true.

amazing.

[andrevrd]

hahaha it's funny 'coz it's true.

[DaveRFuller]

Funny and hot. My dream girl!

[jsrive01]

Muah

[Jadaw1n]

Hey, I happen to like that song!!!1! ;)

But funny as hell all the same. Big props.

[vincenzoHX]

I love you, merry me...

[Jaegarenffs]

Loved the vid, hilarious + cute girl.

[Limited317]

Oh god funniest shit on youtube and your a hottie. YTMND REFRENCE HOOOOO

[FellowOfInfiniteJest]

Do you do all your own video editing and graphics?

[RoyStorey]

I laughed at the MuddGore part. But then I recognized the Napalm Death song. Now I just feel awkward.

[BrookeMarksthespot]

HAHAHAHAHA! What are the actual lyrics he's singing?

[RoyStorey]

At that one part it's "A filth to be scraped off", I believe...

[BrookeMarksthespot]

Ah, thank you! If I had to guess, he was singing: "Phil Donahue has a great job."

[hell1134]

Whats the song at the end of all your vids?

[GameJunkieKyle]

wow. she's Hot

[mrpants0]

NEDM won me over. Hilarious, keep it up.

[FellowOfInfiniteJest]

What I wanna know is, how many glitter roses and terrible poems have you doomed yourself to? Nice obligatory chapstick by the way.

[BrookeMarksthespot]

Hopefully, this will actually ebb the tide. I mean, the tsunami. It was already a disaster. My friends are pretty savvy though - if someone is actually a "fan", this advice probably doesn't apply to them.

[addicted2pbkiki]

Internet Messaging Requires Everyone Types And reads Downloadable Electronic Documents...

LOL!! what where you thinkin! this is a very funny video brooke! you're also SO DAMN SEXY!

[slython18]

Nothing can save us nerds, Not Even Doom Music.

[gr8oneljv]

BOBA FETT ROCKS

[JDGtube]

OK MY BAD! It WAS the same version you posted before! Guess I should let the WHOLE thing download before I start assuming you wouldn't be allowed to air the 1/2 block section but it's still JUST AS SEXY! I just assumed that youtube would definately c--k block that section! LOL!

[JDGtube]

HILARIOUS as always my friend! It's interesting to see the YouTube friendly version of this compared to the one that you shared just before I left! I LOVED IT! :)

Hope you like that flower! Watchu doin! LOL!

[microstorm]

funny vid, but whats the music at the end? Rings a bell, but i cant remember the track or the artist....

What is that song called?

[StartButtonNews]

Another great video by "teh hotness" herself...Brook Marks.

[BitterPoetMadman]

what was with the chapstick?

[twhitver]

Not Even Doom Music gives the video a five star rating!!!!!

[blackdonkey16]

nice video thats some good insight gentlemen lol

[DiscoDreamMaster]

Huh, a hot chick with a sense of humor just as skilled as any guy. Now that is a seductress!

[Shatterer]

This video is like one big personal attack.

Go fuck yourself Brooke.

[BrookeMarksthespot]

Hahaha - do you do all three things?