Free The Children Of The Big Bang Blame Monkey

[devilspawn89]

and before that, an ass hole XD

[ItsKaylaMiranda]

this is awesome!

[jamesmorgandavies]

Odd ... I find reality deeply DEfensive - & the irony is, not only is there virtually nothing "there" for it to defend, but entropy makes it intrinsically indefensible ... entropy that is itself a part of reality.

Irony is a security-blanket made of poison-ivy.

I have a dream ... too bad I woke up & forgot it.

[ascorbicacid1]

LOL

[iceblade05]

do you believe in madness?, madness is not an emotion, it is a feeling! XD

[jx14aby]

Sean, at least we agree that a world based upon blame is bullshit.

I'm seeing a bumper sticker here.

[marniespeaks]

why did it take over two weeks for this video to pop up?

[not2tees]

Dude. You dislodged my reality-blockage so badly, I had to flush by signing up on your monthly donation page. It was about time reality got its Sean-comeuppance.

[newcomposition]

i run naked any way

[studybox]

I try to meditate on reality but the little monkeys keep on geWHAT THE FUCK STOP IT

[analiasahotmail]

I watched this again wearing headphones to drown out the background noise of my life.

I'm so glad I did.

5*

=)

[iLuckyyy]

I don't get the title..

[battousaiashe]

Oh Seany...I do so love the first three words you utter in this video.

[yumenotenshi07]

I don't know if I'll ever recover from the mental image of a road paved with assholes....

[AngelusWaters1969]

Zanex, Zoloft, Klonopin... Take your pick but just take something. Your so uptight I think you could stuff a lump of coal up your ass and get a diamond back shortly... Mellow!!

[seanbedlam]

Here's a list of symptoms from your profile page:

Conservative.

Christian.

Not politically correct ↔ deal with it!!

Proud to be an American!!

There is no cure.

[jx14aby]

I'm gonna memorize that and use it at work.

[Fuliginosus]

Even more brilliant than usual. I hope millions of people see this.

[ShvenWonk]

What a very scatterbrained, yet well put together piece of explanation of something that is nothing.

At least I think so.

[Dracuda]

AGREED! :]

[dismutased]

You know, I pretty much live my life like an agitated monkey wishing to dismember things... I too am not a fan of reality.

[BLKHOLE8MYBABY]

Sean Bedlam, you are an island....I want to live on that island.

[kristin7858]

You are way under subscribed. You are hilarious and enlightening all at once :).

[TeddyChan2021]

As usual you make me laugh my ass off, keep it up man.

[Tressco]

Great one!

HAHAHA

Cute birdie time!

[trgoblin]

Very Entertaining.

[controlfunction]

this is possibly the best thing you've ever done

reality can get fucked.

cheers

[seanbedlam]

Reaiity lives out where nerds wander, shuffling their little feet and making calculations. Calculations that make Satan laugh hard and long! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

[JoeyJoeJoJoe]

Nice

[HotaruZoku]

A punishment device for having an imagination...now that's awesome.

In the reality I inhabit I long ago saw how insane it was, creating "Schools" to ensure we don't hit anything NEAR our own stride before we accept the Universe has been mapped out FOR US by our benevolent dictator parent-creators, so stop asking questions you little git, they're like books. Engage in them and we loose control over you.

Kinda proud of us.Takes 12 years of brainwashing to convince us.

Impressive, that.

[DouglasUrantia]

I watched Seans vlog...I had this desire to light a match...finally I was able to do something about reality.

The Mona Lisa just went through a shredder. Relief at last.

[burnanator55]

Sean, you pinch your income from unpublished videos that people watch half-way around the world, yet you still have a house, some food and cool camera effects.

You pummel powerful figures with your polished assortment of vocabularities and walk through public property in broad daylight shouting your many hatreds into a handheld camera.

How much more chaotic could reality get.

[Ozfromak]

Or drowning a puppy?

[BadAlbert]

If we expunge the universal arsehole of its excretia then we may advance spiritually. That's a yoga technique by the way. Only 5th dan yogis may attempt the Crouching Arsehole Expunger.

[seanbedlam]

When you're hip deep in a loch, breathing the dark waters up into the stomach region through your crack snorkel, do ever feel the presence of a Nessie-like creature?

[BadAlbert]

I was once touched by a man dressed as nessie, he was perpetrating a hoax at the time, you know that famous picture of the creature? That was him.

[seanbedlam]

The fucker. I hope you glared at him.

[meavid]

Sasquatch does not carry grudges, and he/she will happily give out an autograph. Thus, I feel love.

[analiasahotmail]

Way to mindfuck the intellectually bloated.

=)

[damosapian]

uve got potatoe blight

[Micfri]

First

[RealArcalian]

It;s been years since you used your real last name in a video. Back before you came up with "Bedlam" I do beleive.

You're for damn sure right that reality sucks, and that we need more than two parties.

[kvan1917]

The realities of politicians are the stinkiest of all.

[ROBwithaB]

Do they ever say "bit of a burke" in Australia?

Meaning, well, I think the synoym might be "arsehole", now that you mention it.

But yes. No. Maybe. This was very funny.

Ed Current-esque.

And yes, that is a compliment.

But not in a gay way.

[merlin4012]

You're free, Sean. Indeed, you're doomed to be free. You're cursed with freedom. Sartre never felt more free than when he was living in Nazi occupied France. But yes, reality IS made up on a need to enslave basis by assholes. Quite right.

[baggies70]

It's good to see you being so prolific Sean. Are you trying to keep up with Davis?

PS you guys should team up again.

[PeaceProfit]

Reality: Opposable Thumbs with large, mostly unused brains.

[baggies70]

I believe if everyone in the world was forced to stare at another persons arsehole for a whole week then the world would gain some perspective thus becoming a better place over night...

[eligarf]

you go ｆａｒｓｔ!

force!? for a week?

and then magically, overnight, poof!

haha, better check yuRythmitiKooK! and lay off the brewskis!

[baggies70]

You know misspelling everything in a different font doesn't make you interesting, it makes you a dick.

[eligarf]

i ｂLeev the topic wＡｓses.

chill pal, its comedy

or ＡｒsYa Lost?

[iamjackscolin]

I'm founding the "Rusty Brown Ring Doughnut" Party

[Elaina43]

Pretty country you're walking through...

too bad ya fucked it up with fx...

Wait. There's more here than meets the eye.

Your fx are your fy to reality.

Kewl.

Here's to you charging your battery, Mr. Burke!

[achampag]

my day = complete

[QuasiMolko]

Hi Lea!

[achampag]

lol nice new icon

[Arthur40TwoDent]

"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?" - Douglas Adams.

[wolffenhaus]

a sandy vagina? eh Burke.

[eligarf]

ｄｏｎｔｂｌｏｌａＭｅ

ｊｕｓｔｉｇＮＯｒｅａｌｉｔｙ!

[cosmicskydaddy]

And so we go forth in this Assholian Universe populated by assholes,and we say to ourselves,what kind of an Asshole supreme being would come up with all these assholes?....well,I guess that pretty much answers itself,God is obviously an Asshole to, and he just created reality to mess with all his little assholes.

[jogayot]

aaahhhh.... oooohhhh.... aaaahhhh.... oooohhhh....

[P00P0STER0US]

There are two kinds of assholes. Open and Closed.

[frontstreetweb]

I love your ramblings! ~Kryptonyt

[imjustagirl776]

Ha ha ha! Yup.

[hjeremy2222]

the birds at the end really tied this video together

[gabrielized]

Reality does inadequate dot maintenance.

[Moona1966]

Sean... I have only one question for you:

Will you have my babies? *bats eyelashes*

5 *s!

[seanbedlam]

I only eat dry food.

[Tilaron]

I actually do know where we came from, and I'm proud to be a child molestor.

I'm pretty sure we came from Mongolia, hence the number of Mongoloids.

But seriously, we came from the sun because people told me so on TV! How can they not be trusted!?

[jx14aby]

My dose of sanity for the day. Now I can go to work.

[Wyrdmaven]

Well, REAL is a four-letter word.

Yes, nothing makes the skin on my scrotum get flaky more than all those "realists" and "materialists" and "athiests" and "assholes" who are sure that reality is something or other.

reality is a mug's game and the punters can keep it.

[jadewraith]

damn reality stick, lol

[ManilaRyceTLM]

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

please have the camera rolling when you start attacking people in the tub with marmots.

[jx14aby]

stfu donnie.

[StylidiumLane]

Reality Bytes

[dkittv]

Reality is a cigar called Hamlet.

[neuronstorm]

My naturally leathery soles are often unshoed.. but I'm not walking on arseholes.. unfortunately it's the other way around.  wait.. that makes me one of the arseholes the road is paved with? damn... and this will be fixed by putting on shoes?

[diogeneslaertius666]

like a shovel to the face, sean bedlam.

[jrjones529]

quite possibly you are the funniest full of shiznit azznole on youtube. i'm laughing my ass off, lol, rofl, etc

[tyrbolo]

Everybody is wrong about everything.

Now we can start building reality from scratch again.

[DisgruntledInsomnia]

Also..wheres Mr yum yum or what ever it was called gone?!

[JoshuaMLB]

you mean Mr Wrong Wrong?

[DisgruntledInsomnia]

Yeah that's the one :) I knew it was something random

[seanbedlam]

Mr Wrong Wrong is hiding in a cellar. Okay, he's locked in the cellar, rotting away in two inches of stagnant water as rats gnaw on his limbs. It's how he prepares for his next role.

[punisher1990]

I can see how that builds character man....

brb cellar

[btbking]

luckily, many people in this world love to live in wonderland rather than reality. That's until they are in their death beds taking their last breaths, then they will meet with reality.

[seanbedlam]

DEATH IS REALITY. Sounds like a groovy new range of shades. I want a pair! I want to taste death by purchasing expensive accessories! I want to watch my credit rating die as I slip further into debt, go bankrupt, and wind up living under a bridge, clutching my beautiful, sexy, DEATH IS REALITY sunglasses. That is what I want.

[DisgruntledInsomnia]

Yuck... whats with the dodgy filter? Eye fuck

[seanbedlam]

You love that filter. You want to watch arthouse short films and gaze out the cafe window on a rainy day and say to yourself, "Yes. Yes. Death is everywhere. I embrace this, it's making my coffee taste better."

No? Anyway it's three filters, so there.

[DisgruntledInsomnia]

Fair enough then, still made me feel like I had one too many shots of cheap espresso while watching it. Tho if its what your fans like ... wait I am one and no it isn't! :p

[seanbedlam]

Because its winter in Melbourne, when I point a miniDV camera at my face from two feet away I tend to look a little bit like I'm dying. Thanks also to the magic of video it also makes me look fat. This fat dead look I feel is not helping me get my important message of realitycangetfuckedness across. So, filters. :)

[DisgruntledInsomnia]

Well I can't argue with that one, I'll just pretend I'm watching your video's in some crappy 70's disco from now on then.

On a separate note, where's Mr Wrong Wrong. Has he gone to the sacred scrap heap in the sky?

[AudibleOpinion]

We tried to start a Political movement with the 'Asshole Party', but, after passing out flyers all these oiled up gay guys with glowsticks turned up. It is funny how sometimes long term relationships begin with a misunderrtanding.

[seanbedlam]

With a drama queen by your side you'll always feel manly. Taciturn, even. In fact, dare I say, ruggedly unshaven.

Nup, still not getting that strange feeling in my belly.

Still not gay. Oh well, back to the grey drudgery of straightness. Christ Alfuckingmighty.

[BonesTheCat]

Reality is what the majority believe. All you can do is pray to whatever floats your moral boat that the majority aren't just FUCKEN INSANE at any given time...

[seanbedlam]

I moved to the big city to escape consensus reality. I found madness. And excellent bookstores.

[NoremacStreborable]

Reality is made of clay.

[seanbedlam]

Only artists understand, unfortunately most of them are wankers. Houston? HOUSTON?

[seanbedlam]

Not that there's anything wrong with having a nice artist.

[MustafaPresents]

Remaining character count 472...oh no wait...454...oh crap...

[seanbedlam]

I spent 5 minutes working on a sentence about "lacking character", but I gave up. I gave up easy. And I liked it.

[tapoe]

Reality told my you are wrong yesterday, today it tells me you could be right.

[seanbedlam]

Tomorrow will come, seemingly a day like any other. "There's a new video from Chubby Head", you'll say to yourself. But you will have no idea what you are letting yourself in for. And as my first totally nude video performance unfolds before you like a flower who's petals are made from love handles and nose hair, you will say, "What was wrong with taking a day off, Seany?"

[rmac40]

omg, come to Wisconsin, USA!

[seanbedlam]

No. You go to New York and I'll meet you there.

[TheCrimsonLion]

like reality there was no way i could predict the way this video went, however like life i didn't leave the table just because i didn't know what was for dinner, i just straped on a bib and waited for the airplane

[seanbedlam]

It's too soon for jokes about 9/11.

[JimTheGinger]

I find myself always agreeing with everything you say. I always look forward to these videos.

[seanbedlam]

That'll end. I'll wear you down with my bullshit. You'll say, 'What happened to you?" I'll stare into the distance, a single tear running through my clown make-up, a husk, a shell, a bygone, yesterday, hasbeen. BUT THEN I WILL RISE LIKE A PHOENIX AND MAKE YOU LAUGH ALL YOUR LOVE INTO MY BOTTOMLESS SOUL! It'll be really cool.

[mindnumber9]

@seanbedlam whoa, how can it be that there's more than one bottomless soul with tear streaked clown make-up and a genetic link to a bird who's name is spelled really weird? i'm so glad i've found you, brother! this is too real to be believable!!