Alton Towers - TH13TEEN TV advert - Post Watershed [HQ]

[LOLfilms100]

If you go down to the woods today you better not go alone: cause monster trees will rape you

[0ManBitesZombie0]

No, this advert was -awful-. The "actress" and general look of the ad are so pathetic and cheesy they actually annoy me a ridiculous amount. It is a -stupid-, irritating looking advert. I don't know or care how good the ride is, it needs to be acknowledged that this advert isn't good by any stretch of the imagination.

[Barrselot]

You'd better not go alone... screw that, I'm going Single Rider!

[CrystalxPr0ductions]

Just got bakk last night from alton towers. THIS RIDE IS AMAZING! :D

[js00981213]

she looks hot at 0:20 for some reason

[sportyskater99]

the tv advert makes it a lot scarier than it is, i was terrified in the queue because of it but then went on and it isnt very scary :-)

[buffy21033]

the gril sounds retarded...

[RetroGirl1974]

Dunno about the ride, but speaking as someone who loves horror films and is not that easily scared... this advert freaks me out!!!!

[aconflump]

what is she a smurf

[Mankey52]

This really is marketed wrong... The ride is good yes, but my god, this makes it out to be some horrific scary ride.

Its far from it!

[jpmate1]

worst ride ever!

[Mileyhasfun]

CANNOT WAIT TO RIDE IT NEXT WEDNESDAY X

[Mileyhasfun]

cant wait to try it out next wednesday :)

[magicoone]

OMG ITS THE GIRL FROM THE RING LOL XD

[Charliemarsh7]

Amazing ride, just back at hotel after 6 rides on Th13teen, really fun coaster!!

[iDrei95]

Isn't that the Teddy Bear Picnic song? o.O

Haha, amazing advert, i love the actress!

Can't wait to try out Th13teen for myself.

[osiangwynedd]

It's "In the Hall of the Mountain King", a tune that the Towers have been using for many years as their "signature tune".

[osiangwynedd]

But yes, what the girl is saying comes from the Teddy Bears Picnic.

[js00981213]

@iDrei95 i don't know really but i know that it is the official song of alton towers and its called hall of the mountain king

[91Productionsmusic]

Height Restriction is it like Nemesis and Rita and Oblivion not Spinball

Because Nemesis is 1.4 Above

Spinballs 1.2-1.95 and im over spinballs :(

[hayes903]

@91Productionsmusic woah your bloody tall then

[fredward666]

Amazing advert! Very creepy!

[MUSEequalsMUSIC]

Even if it's not as great as everybody was expecting it to be I still want to go on it.

But apparently you have to be older than 16 to go on it and even though I'm 14 I can't pull off looking like a 16 year old (I'm tall but I have a very young face). grrrr!

[kjt4eva]

The age limit is just a marketing stunt. There is only a height restriction on the ride, so unless you're under 1.2 metres you can ride TH13TEEN :)

[Dangerous2099]

Superb advert.

Even if the ride is somewhat lacking in the thrills department.

[Kieranoe]

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